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Who can call Beijing?

When Zhang Hengu was a teacher in Huahai County, he had no phone calls at all.Later, when I became the principal, there were very few phone calls.The circle of his life is the school, and the people he knows are all teachers. Most of the teachers live on campus. If there is anything, just tell him. Of course, no one calls.As for the villagers in Dongda Village, most of the calls would go to the village director Zhang Minsheng's house to spend money to make calls. Of course, no one would call Zhang Hengu.

Zhang Hengu, who lives in such a small circle, never knew that he would be chased by overseas phone calls as soon as he left the country, which seemed to indicate that he was going to become a big shot.

Leave me alone, it's bothering me!Zhang Hengu really wanted to follow Chen Yinghong's example and just say that when he got on the phone.But he didn't dare to say it, because this is an overseas phone call, it is better to find a balance between practicality and face.

This is an unfamiliar number—in fact, there are not many numbers that Zhang Hengu is familiar with, except for the school landline, which is the number of Xiao Liang and his teachers.If there is anything else, there are only the phone numbers of those colleagues in the number book, the principal and the leaders of Jing Xianzhen's main school, and these phone numbers are saved in the phone by Xiao Liang one by one for him.

It will take some time for Zhang Hengu to master the mobile phone.His time is spent more on learning how to read and write, how to treat people, how to speak in front of students and parents, how to be a leader...

At this time, the professor who was lecturing in front of him was talking about the revolutionary history of Soviet Russia, and he was full of spit and stars, as if he was Lenin reborn.Zhang Hengu didn't need to make excuses, just put one here, of course he pressed the reject button and didn't answer the call.He is not as bullish as Chen Yinghong, and he is not qualified to tell others, "Don't ask for instructions for everything!"

The principal who has just been in office for a month has been dismissed by reporters. How can anyone ask him for instructions?

Unexpectedly, this call was quite tenacious. I didn't answer it three times, and then called again for the fourth time.As the saying goes, there are only three things. Zhang Hengu was also moved by such a persistent phone call, and secretly bent down to answer the phone, trying to lower his voice so as not to affect others.

Zhang Hengu felt that his voice was already very low, but not only the students next to him could hear his voice clearly, even the professor who was lecturing in front had to stop to make way for Comrade Zhang Hengu.

"Hi, who are you looking for?" Zhang Hengu asked.What if he made a mistake, so that he won't talk nonsense.

"Excuse me, are you Zhang Hengu?" The other party's answer was a little slow. At first, Zhang Hengu thought it was the slow response of the other party. Later, he asked Chen Yinghong to find out that there is usually a delay in overseas calls. If the call speed is transferred through the United States or Europe will be slower.

Are you really looking for me?Zhang Hengu was very strange.The people he knew were limited, even if it was the principal of the main school, even if he used public funds, he would probably be reluctant to make such a long phone call.

"I'm Zhang Hengu, what can I do for you?" Zhang Hengu called the other party very politely according to the template for answering the phone given by Xiaoliang.

"That's right, listen to who I am? Have you heard who I am?" the other party said excitedly.

Fuck you sister!Zhang Hengu thought to himself, where do I know you are the second b?

If it was changed before, he thought so in his heart, and of course he said so on the phone.But now Zhang Hengu has made progress day by day, even if he thinks that way in his heart, he won't show it immediately.

Since he became a glorious people's teacher, Zhang Hengu has actually undergone some changes in appearance and temperament.These changes come from clothes on the one hand, and more importantly from the living environment.

Be civilized and polite, smile first when answering the phone, say hello first when you say hello, and be sure to call you... This is what Xiao Liang summed up for Zhang Hengu when answering the phone. The recitation is fluent.He pretended to be very happy, and said, "I can tell, aren't you that so-and-so? Well, look at my memory, you're just that..."

Although I said this in my mouth, I was holding my breath in my heart.How would he know if the caller was Zhang San or Wang Er?Don't let him guess by listening to the voice, even if they meet in person, they probably won't know each other.When he said this, he hoped that it would be okay to muddle along, so as not to embarrass the other party too much.Anyway, he is far away in Beijing now, and it is impossible for anyone from Huahai County to fly to Beijing to find him.

"Yes, yes, I am Li Dazui, you are at the same table, I thought you had forgotten me." Li Dazui immediately declared his family name without waiting for Zhang Hengu to mention his name.It never occurred to him that after Zhang Hengu knew his name, it took a long time to remember where this person named Li Dazui was his classmate?

"Li Dazui..." Zhang Hengu thought for a long time, but he never had this person in his memory.Big mouth, big mouth, by the way, I have seen a TV series called Tianlong or some kind of double pride before, and there is a person named Big mouth in it.But Zhang Hengu has never been in touch with actors or directors. At most, a director died next to him when he was looking for a job in Beijing.Ordinarily, he wouldn't have any last words for himself, would he?

Thinking carefully about what he said just now, he suddenly remembered that the other party said that he was at the same table as him.Where is my deskmate?In the work shed, they squat on the ground when they eat, and Zhang Momo eats with him at home, but Zhang Momo is a woman and will never become a man.Where else is there at the same table?

In Zhang Hengu's life trajectory, the time to go to school is too short. When it comes to being at the same table, he really has no impression.

The deskmate is a classmate, who cares where the deskmate is?Zhang Hengu finally understood this truth.

There is an old Chinese proverb called ear-staining. To put it more plainly, a stone will stink after being placed in the toilet for a long time.Zhang Hengu was able to understand such a civilized language after staying in school for a few days. It cannot but be said that this is a miracle of education.

But all this is for later.When Zhang Hengu took the call, he didn't have so many thoughts.Just let him say according to the other party's thinking. Anyway, even if he is roaming internationally, the Dai government will reimburse him, and the people he loves will pay for it.

"I heard that you went abroad. I chased after you. I was tired and vomited blood and didn't catch up with the plane. But I don't think you will forget us no matter what. Forget it, I will call you when I have time. If you come back When it’s time to bring back some souvenirs, don’t forget me at the same table. By the way, I ordered a song "Me at the same table" for you on the Dai Gang TV station, and you can hear it when you come back."

Hearing what he said, Zhang Hengu thought that if you were a woman, it would be the same. I still have some ideas while listening to the song. What do you think, a big man?Thinking about it this way, it turned out that Xiao Liang had forgotten all the key points of answering the phone in Nanjiawa Primary School, and said what he was thinking into the microphone. "Listen, it's fine, but I'm only used to flirting with women, never with men."

At this moment, he noticed that Chen Yinghong was staring at him in surprise, and then realized that he was in class and on the phone.Have you spoken out what is in your heart?Looking up, it turned out that not only Chen Yinghong, but everyone in the classroom, including the teacher, were staring at him, as if they saw a giant panda in the Beijing Zoo.

Principal Zhang Hengu, who was born as a migrant worker, still has such a bright voice, which actually covers the teacher's lecture, and the students in the whole classroom can hear clearly.

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