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August [-]th is the Mid-Autumn Festival. According to national regulations, there must be a day off on this day, and the same is true for Big Eye Feng's construction site.Not every Chinese person likes to have a holiday, especially those who earn wages by the day.Civil servants still get a lot of wages when they are on vacation, and these migrant workers who have stopped working can only drink northwest wind for a day.

Big-eyed Feng cursed at the sky for a long time, but it didn't go away.God knows whose law this is, I won't be allowed to work if I want to, and I have to take a day off.What kind of bullshit did their migrant workers put on?One day's salary for one day's work, no money to earn if you don't work.What would he spend the day with his food and horses?Officials can take 360 ​​days off for five days a year, but what about migrant workers?Who pays migrant workers holiday pay?

In any case, in order to reflect the superiority of socialism, to prove the great achievements of the reform, to beautify the city appearance, to... In short, all the projects on the street were stopped, and all migrant workers collectively took a holiday.Those who are willing to go home can go home for a reunion, and those who do not want to go home can go to the streets for consumption.Big-eyed Feng's hometown is in Henan, so it's not too far away from home, but it's impossible to make a round trip in a day, and it's purely full of food.

As for Zhang Hengu, the time given to him for this day is that he can't even think about the Dai Gang. At most, he can let his mind go to Chongqing, listen to whether there are any popular songs there, and then run back quickly, otherwise he will have to delay the next day. days work.Besides, the Mid-Autumn Festival is a traditional festival of the Han people. Although the customs of the Dai clan are similar to the Han culture, other people's festivals are not as interesting as their own festivals.Their most solemn festival is the Dai calendar New Year, which is the most important festival of the year just like the Han Chinese Spring Festival.As for the Mid-Autumn Festival, there is no autumn for the Dai Gang, and of course there will be no Mid-Autumn Festival.

In fact, Big Eyed Feng still has a lot of work in his hands, but if the urban management doesn't let him do it, they can't start work.Big-eyed Feng Gan was in a hurry and had nothing to do, and he had no books to read, so he had to call a few brothers to wander outside.Everyone went out to hang out, Zhang Hengu naturally followed.Big-eyed Feng Jiu traveled to Beijing and knew which places in the capital he could go to and which places he couldn't.Which places can spend no money, and which places can spend less money.In Beijing, no matter how big the money is, you can't afford it.No matter how poor people are, they can find the same kind.Zhang Hengu is following Big Eyed Feng now, and if Big Eyed Feng says where to go, he will follow without saying a word, anyway, no matter where he goes, he doesn't have to pay for it.

"Brother Big Eyes, what fun are you looking for?" Tongtong winked at a few people and smirked.

It is impossible for Big Eyed Feng to take them to set off cannons, at best they will squeeze the subway.Big-eyed Feng really said: "Brother, I drank out today, I will take you to squeeze the subway!"

Hearing that he really said that, several people couldn't help laughing.

How crowded is the subway in Beijing? Of course, those who haven't experienced it personally don't know.According to Xinlang Weibo, someone had an accidental miscarriage because of crowding the subway.According to Tencent Weibo, some people got pregnant because of crowding the subway.According to the official statement from the government, there are too many nonsense elements in Weibo, and the credibility is basically zero, unless the real-name authentication is carried out. As a result, Weibo has really real-name authentication, and people no longer say hosts on Weibo. It's gone, and the network appears to be harmonious.Migrant workers don't have time to write Weibo and read Weibo, and they don't know that they may get pregnant or have a miscarriage if they squeeze the subway.Whether the subway is crowded or not, if the leader himself does not take the subway, of course he will not let others tell.But Zhang Hengu saw with his own eyes that when the subway was crowded, crazy people forcibly squeezed an old lady into a photo and pasted it on the door—this is absolutely true, if you don’t believe me, you can go to a certain subway station to see it At first glance, the human flesh photo of the old lady is still hanging there.

If you have the courage to take the subway, it is best to use your bare hands, otherwise you may lose everything.When Big Eyed Feng was working alone in Beijing, he liked to squeeze the subway to play when he had nothing to do. Once, someone who committed suicide was lying on the tracks, and the subway stopped suddenly. Seeing people flying mobile phones all over their heads, Big Eyed Feng got off the train. In the end, I didn't know what happened, but a Caoguo mobile phone and a Huawei mobile phone flew into my pocket.In order to show his patriotism, he quickly took out the cards of the two mobile phones and threw them away, and sold both mobile phones for money.

Those with bare feet are not afraid of wearing shoes, and Big Eyed Feng and the others are such people.They don't take anything, they just keep their eyes and hands in their hands, and when they get in the car, they will go where there are many beautiful women.When it's time to do it, do it, don't touch the white, don't touch it, as long as you don't touch the bag, it's not clear if God is here.

However, these days are the peak tourist season for people, and there are more opportunities to see beautiful women on the street.Big-eyed Feng said: "Brothers, I think we should change our tastes and squeeze back to the bus. There are beauties inside the bus to see and touch, and there are beautiful beauties outside the bus to look at. Looking from top to bottom, you will have surprise."

Several people started howling like wolves—I can only say learning, because their howling is worse than wolves. These young and vigorous boys are away from home, and no woman has suffocated them long ago. Way to vent, neither illegal, nor infringing on national security, economic benefits, multiple birds with one stone, but also make a bit of contribution to the prosperity and stability of a harmonious society.

"Don't yell like that, okay?" Zhang Hengu muttered, "Everyone is like a hooligan..."

Zhang Hengu didn't finish his sentence, and was immediately KO'd by everyone.Hearing this, it seems that Zhang Hengu is a once-in-a-lifetime good person. Could it be that these people are not good people in the first place?Or is it not a good person now?We have neither caused trouble to society nor to individuals. Those beauties come out wearing a piece of cloth, which is for people to see.If there is no audience, how can they have the face to go back?Do you know that there is a profession called Wumao now?Those who have a good eye come out, and no one cares about them, so they will pay money to those who scold the street, and they will pay fifty cents for each scolding, and see who scolds hard, then they will earn more.

Do you think this person is mean? No one can't stand the scolding. If there are too many scoldings, you have to give them money?

Big-eyed Feng said: "If you want to be famous, you want to be crazy. It doesn't matter how famous you are. Anyway, as long as you are famous, no matter whether it is good or bad, money will flow like a flood."

Originally, everyone's guns were aimed at Zhang Hengu, but they changed the subject after a few words, and Zhang Hengu finally escaped.In fact, Zhang Hengu is really an honest person, but why are people like Big Eyed Feng and Tong Tong not honest people?The needs of men and women are human nature.These migrant workers have been out for a year. They can control their mouths, but they can't control their physiological functions.Zhang Hen Guxin didn't feel it when he came out, but after a long time, he couldn't suppress his wolf-like energy.At first I followed Big Eyed Feng out, somewhat embarrassed, but after following Big Eyed Feng into the sea, I suddenly found that this thing is quite exciting, even more exciting than when I was having sex with my wife at home.So every time Big Eyed Feng came out, he was the most active member.Sometimes when Big Eyed Feng is running out of time, he has to arrange a few people to ride the subway in Beijing together.

There are also occasional misses.After all, this is the capital, and there may be police or plainclothes everywhere. If it is too presumptuous, the plainclothes may be sent to a place where the work is not paid and only the food is served.Besides, people who are full of subways and buses, although one brick can hit three beauties, but you just can't squeeze through the beauties, there is nothing you can do if you are in a hurry.When someone gets out of the car, you are a little stunned, the beauty you just found has already gone to nowhere.

When I came out today, Big Eyed Feng took everyone to the vicinity of the zoo.Zhang Hengu was lucky, and when he got in the car, he stood with a super beautiful woman.During the Mid-Autumn Festival in Beijing, when the tiger was in full swing, the super beauty only wore a very short skirt, and Zhang Hengu seemed to be able to feel the warmth of her body.Just when Zhang Hengu was dreaming, he glanced out of the car window inadvertently, and his mind immediately went blank.I saw a beautiful woman in a white G-shirt got into a car, and then drove away.

Zhang Momo?Zhang Hengu's eyes straightened.If others, he might admit his mistake, but Zhang Momo can't be wrong if he turns into ashes.

No way, how could she appear in Beijing?

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