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Zhang Hengu didn't have a ticket, so he had to avoid the ticket inspectors all the time.But he can't guarantee that he will be able to flush the toilet when he sees the ticket inspectors.After two train horrors, he had no choice but to make a difficult decision again—to hide in the toilet and never come out.

What hatred in Zhang Hengu's heart, God knows why these railway people are so unreasonable?Such a big train will not bring more than one person, and less will bring more to the party and the government.Why so endless ticket checks?You know, he is in the toilet now, locking the door firmly, and will not open it no matter who calls.Why can't the officials of the Ministry of Railways not calculate this account? Zhang Hengu weighs only over 100 catties, and he keeps him from getting in. The feces and piss that are convenient for him are more than Zhang Hengu's weight. Hate Gu weighed a lot, right?It's a pity that neither the Ministry of Railways nor the whole of China thinks so. He is the only foreigner who thinks so.

Zhang Hengu's thinking is actually quite reasonable.Now those who are blocked outside and unable to enter the toilet can't bear it anymore.Some of them knocked on the door, some called the flight attendants, and some scolded their mothers.When the accumulated feces finally turned up outside the toilet, marshals finally showed up.

"Who's in there? Why don't you come out?" the marshal knocked on the toilet door and asked.

Finally, Zhang Hengu couldn't pretend to be dumb anymore, he said loudly: "There are people, there are people, my stomach is broken, I have to squat here, I can't get out."

The marshal said: "Then I'll call a doctor for you. It's not okay for you to squat here and stand still." As he said that, he really went back to find the doctor.

As Ten Thousand once said, Zhang Hengu was lucky.It seems that this statement is not false at all, Zhang Hengu's luck is really very good.When he was squatting in the toilet, Tu San led several people into this carriage.

"I got into this carriage when I saw him, why can't I find him in the blink of an eye?" Qingtou said.

"Well, if we can't do this well, let's not get off the train and just jump out of the window. Otherwise, how can we explain to Elder Sister Gu?" Tu San said.

"Could it be a mistake? Is he wearing that red scarf today?" Qingtou asked.

"That's not sure, you can look for it again. If you can't kill him this time, you have to go to Dai to help him clean up his hometown. But that's good, I've been everywhere, but I haven't been to the Dai Gang. It is said that there The weather is pretty good. Big brother took a few people there, and we just happened to be having a lot of fun with the past.”

"Forget it, do you think it is the Golden Triangle? The Dai Gang is said to be a purely socialist country, even more socialist than China."

"What are the characteristics of socialism? Does socialism prevent opium smoking?"

"I don't know about this. Don't you know if you go to Xinhua News Agency tomorrow?"

A few people looked around while talking, and didn't care about the people around them at all.While they were chatting, they came to the toilet where Zhang Hengu was hiding.

"Wait a minute, I have to make it easy," one said.

"You're fucking blind. Didn't you see so many people waiting outside? Maybe someone inside is constipated and will wait until tomorrow. You're still waiting here. Look at the car ahead. Go, whether there is Zhang Hengu or not, you go to the toilet first."

"Don't tell me, maybe the person squatting here is the person we are looking for?"

Zhang Hengu was squatting in the toilet at this time, although the sound of the train was very noisy, but the words outside still reached his ears verbatim.

It turned out that someone had always suspected that someone was going to kill him, even if it was ten thousand, it was said that he had a bloody disaster, but this was the first time he heard the killer's words with his own ears.He has been squatting at this moment for half an hour, and he didn't feel anything at first, but he didn't expect to hear the conversation of these people, and even pulled down the soup and water with a bang.

At this time, the train slowly stopped at a small station in a mountain village. Several people dressed as farmers got on the train with big bags and small bags, and the car seemed to be crowded.

"It's his grandma's, don't tell me it's an express, how can such a small station be accepted?" Someone said dissatisfiedly.

"How do you know, compared with Beijing, this is of course a small station, but if it is placed in Europe, this place is still a fucking small country? Think about it, even the two acres of land of the Dai Gang can give one President, you said that if China is divided, how many more presidents will there be?" Tu San said.

Seeing these four people pointing at them, the few farmers lowered their heads and did not speak, but leaned towards them step by step.

"Oh, don't squeeze, don't squeeze, you stepped on my foot." Someone yelled.

There was a sudden commotion in the car.

I don't know who yelled, "There are thieves!" "Whether they were sitting or standing, they hurriedly covered their bags and pockets with their hands. In the chaos, they didn't know how many mobile phones fell to the ground, and their feet were stepped on heavily.

Taking advantage of the confusion, Zhang Hengu opened the toilet door, and rushed into the crowd in the carriage regardless of the expressions of the people standing in line outside.Xin said that when the police left, they would have to change to another toilet.

It's a pity that the marshals gave Zhang Hengu too few opportunities.Just when he stood still, two marshals stood in front of him and said, "Comrade, please show me your ticket."

In fact, Zhang Hengu couldn't believe it anymore, so he spread his hands and said, "Just now a policeman asked me for a ticket, and he took it."

The police probably heard such lies too many times. Without even thinking about it, they politely let Zhang Hengu to the door of the car and said, "This small station has a nice view. Please get off the car. I wish you a happy journey."

Fate is so interesting sometimes. When a person's life comes to an end, no matter how many turns you turn, you will die in that place.When the King of Hades doesn't accept you, even if you hang on the rope, the rope will break for no reason.Zhang Hengu's good days are still to come. Now that he is dead, he still has no way to explain to the Jade Emperor, so the police comrades exercised the power of Lord Yan, drove him off the train, and left the hope of life to Zhang Hengu.

Zhang Hengu was kicked out of the car by accident, and those killers didn't know anything about it.They are using their brains, thinking about how to finish this job with no technical content decently.A cobbler is as good as Zhuge Liang, and the old saying in China applies to them now.Several people got together and held a political consultation meeting.

"Since we can't find him, we might as well let this train be buried with him!" Qingtou said viciously.

"Boss, what do you think we should do? What Qingtou said can't be done. Isn't it too inhumane for so many people?"

Tu San blew the cigarette away and said, "As soon as you talked about taking this job, you said it was inhumane. Have you forgotten what you do for food? Do it!"

Next, a train accident that shocked most of China happened naturally under the manipulation of these few people.While the accident handling team was busy investigating the cause of the accident, Zhang Hengu was running towards the Dai Gang with his tail between his legs.

Dozens of fresh lives, I don’t know whether to settle accounts with the Ministry of Railways, or to beat those killers, or even Zhang Hengu?It's just because the impact of this incident is too great, and the Qinghong Party who chased and killed him aroused the anger of the underworld because of this incident, so Zhang Hengu's pursuit and killing came to an end.

No one knows, at least for now, who is the real culprit behind the scenes?

Although the investigation team worked hard, nothing was found.The accident handling team had no choice but to say that the train driver was a temporary worker, and the accident was caused by improper operation.Fortunately, the train driver died in the accident, and no one can prove the train driver's innocence.

The spokesman's remarks made the reporters very angry, and asked him whether he believed that the train drivers still had temporary workers?

The spokesperson of the Ministry of Railways was so forced that he had no choice but to learn from the speech of his predecessors and say, whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

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