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"What?" Zhang Hengu suspected that his ears had misheard.The world is so big, there are no surprises, but gas stations still have special gasoline for self-immolation?This term is really fresh and fresh. Although Zhang Hengu is not well-informed, he has traveled all over the world, so this is the first time he has heard of this term.

The boss took Zhang Hengu's hand and said, "Brother, suicide is a major event in life. You must think about it. Of course, you must have thought about it when you came here. Then I can give you some advice. Don't worry." , These suggestions are free of charge, as long as you buy my special oil for self-immolation, these will be regarded as buy one get one free."

Seeing that the boss was a bit nervous, Zhang Hengu took out 200 yuan and threw it to him without even counting it, saying, "Stop talking so much nonsense, I'm just buying gasoline, don't worry about anything else."

"No, although they are all suicides, there are more details here. If you really have enough to live, then the best way to commit suicide is sleeping pills, so that the death is more dignified. You must not choose to hang yourself into the river, so what? Too grinning, it affects your personal image too much, and it makes the person who collects your body disgusting. If you just want to scare others, such as fighting with your wife, getting into trouble with neighbors, or negotiating conditions with the government as a bargaining chip, then don’t Seriously, it would be best to use my self-immolation oil."

Although the boss was nervous, his words were very effective. Zhang Hengu's mortal intention made the boss talk about activities.It turns out that it is also death, and the difference between death and death is still so great.So he asked, "According to what you say, what good is this oil?"

"Of course I have. The biggest feature of my special oil for self-immolation is that it has a strong smell and is not flammable."

"What good is this?" Zhang Hengu didn't understand.

"I still don't understand? If your village is being demolished and the government insists on demolishing your house, what will you do?" Before Zhang Hengu could speak, he went on to say, "Reverse! Get a lot of compensation.There is an old saying that a crying child has milk, which is the truth.You buy my oil back, pour it on your body at a critical moment, and tell them, whoever wants to demolish my house, first set me on fire, and then burn me to death.Otherwise, no one will try to demolish my house.Just look at them, who dares to move your house? "

As he spoke, he opened the oil barrel and said, "When you smell the oil, the smell is strong. Once you pour it on your body, you can hear the smell of oil for three miles or five miles. Who would dare to mess with you? In fact, , don't look at the smell of this oil, but ordinary lighters and matches can't be lit at all. In this way, you have met the requirements and there is no danger. Do you think this oil is good?"

"Really?" Hearing what the boss said, Zhang Hengu was really shaken.It turns out that there are still so many ways to solve the problem. It's not what he imagined at the beginning. If he can't solve it, he will die.

It is said that before death, people will be confused in their minds, and they can't figure it out. They will only figure it out when they come back to life before they die, but it is already too late.All people who commit suicide will regret it, but there is no medicine for regret in this world.

Zhang Hengu was so vicious that he wanted to buy gasoline to set himself on fire, but after the gas station owner said this, a light suddenly lit up in his mind.There are some problems that death cannot solve.If the problem is solved because of his death, what is the practical significance for him?In the case of Zhang Hengu, although the police scolded him and the police station ignored him, if Zhang Hengu really died, the police station and those policemen would have no influence at all. ** In order to play free guns.It will have a great impact on Zhang Hengu, not to mention her own death, one day Zhang Momo will come back, who will take care of her?

Zhang Hengu still needs to live, even if he lives like a dog.In case Zhang Momo didn't die, he could continue to live like a fairy.

Zhang Hengu's efforts all night were turned into dirt under the infection of the boss's special oil for self-immolation, so he decided to be a dog temporarily, and then wait for Zhang Momo's news.But the boss is so enthusiastic, it will definitely fail if he doesn't buy oil.He handed over 200 yuan to the boss, and the boss happily added a full barrel of oil to him.Said: "Don't say anything else, I wish you what you want. When you ask the government for money, you must not be lenient. If you want a hundred thousand, he will give you eight thousand. It's not bad if you ask for the price. Which grandson?"

Zhang Hengu carried the barrel of oil bought for 200 yuan, and returned to Dongda Village with a heavy heart.

Before entering the village, I saw the village director Zhang Minsheng standing at the head of the village looking around, not knowing what he was doing. He wanted to turn the car around to avoid him, but he didn't expect Director Zhang to be far away, so he called him, "Zhang Hengu, you Let me see what you have."

A few children were playing around the village, playing a game similar to horseback riding, singing while playing: Dong Dong Qiang, Dong Dong Qiang, beat the big drum, wear red clothes, live and die together...

This is a nursery rhyme recently sung by the Dai gang. If you are wrong by ten thousand and you are right, you will be surprised if you hear it now.It's a pity that he is still living in the rivers and lakes, and he is still very far away from the Dai Gang.Zhang Hengu didn't feel anything when he heard this nursery rhyme, and Zhang Minsheng didn't feel it at all.

Zhang Hengu, who was wandering between life and death, didn't realize what this nursery rhyme meant, and Zhang Minsheng, who was leisurely and leisurely, certainly didn't notice what this nursery rhyme meant.The attention of the two of them, one wanted to hide the gasoline, and the other was already staring at the barrel of oil.

Director Zhang had already seen the oil barrel in Zhang Hengu's hand from a long distance away, and when he saw Zhang Hengu approaching him, he snatched it away.He unscrewed the lid and smelled it, and said, "Drink, isn't this gasoline? My motorcycle is out of gas, and I was worrying about pushing it to the town to refuel. You brought it here. It's just right."

Zhang Hengu felt so awkward, he spent 200 yuan to buy things for suicide, but Director Zhang took them away like this, how come there is no one who is an official in the world to reason?The fire he had just extinguished couldn't help but sprang up again, and he said loudly, "No way! Give it back to me!"

"Hey? Look, after going out to work for a few days, you get angry after seeing a little bit of the world? Isn't it just a barrel of gasoline? I'll just pay you back later." Director Zhang said in a drawn out voice.He is the Supreme Emperor of this village, and now he yells at Zhang Hengu for asking him for a barrel of oil, it's really against the sky!If I look back and find a chance not to kill you, I am not the glorious and great director of Dongda Village!

"No." Zhang Hengu stepped in front of him in a big stride and said, "I bought this for suicide."

"What? Suicide?" Director Zhang looked at the young man in front of him with a smile.My heart said that I knew how many eggs you had when you were still wearing fucking pants, and you still played this game with grandpa and me?Immediately pushed him away and said, "Go away, go away, I burn your barrel of oil to think highly of you, I will demolish your home in the town tomorrow if I get angry, and then you can commit suicide again!"

Zhang Hengu stared sadly at the barrel of oil and asked the village director to take it away. How could this scene be so familiar?After thinking about it for a long time, I remembered that this is what the traitor translator said in a Chinese movie "Little Soldier Zhang Ga" released by the Dai Gang a long time ago-I think I would look down on you if I eat your broken watermelon...

"What's the matter, do you really want to die?" Zhang Damin emerged from some mouse hole with some grass sticks and branches on his body.

Zhang Hengu hummed without saying a word, still paying attention to his barrel of special oil for self-immolation, which he entrusted with infinite grief.

"Isn't it just a barrel of oil? That's hard to say? Wait for me for a while." Zhang Damin trotted back home, took out a small barrel of oil without half a cigarette, and said, "Gasoline, I'm No, there is plenty of diesel oil. If you want to commit suicide, just use diesel oil. I think you really don’t have much fun in life. The barrel of gasoline was taken away by others, and you didn’t even fart. You are useless, you have no dignity at all. No, it’s worthless to live like this, don’t you think? It’s going to be me…” As he spoke, the muscles on his arms shone brightly, which meant that he would take advantage of the old man’s fate.

Zhang Hengu had already decided to die, but what the gas station owner said made him reconsider living like a dog.As a result, as soon as he entered the village, Director Zhang gave him a blow to the head and made him realize that even being a dog would cost a lot.Moreover, even though they are both dogs, their worth varies widely, and there is also a difference between whether they like it or not.A person like Zhang Hengu can only be a stray dog ​​at best.

Since being a dog is not easy, let's die.

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