Up to eight levels

The job Zhang Hengu was assigned to do was mainly to repair roads.The construction team in front of them has been tossing open the road for more than half a year, and finally completed the surgical operation, and of course the road surface began to be damaged.Their next job is to repair where it is broken-of course, the road is basically repaired in the front and broken in the end.Then they continued to repair, and the road continued to be broken.If this continues, they will never have enough work to do.

There are not many machines that can be used to repair roads, and most of them rely on manual work. This kind of work is obviously very heavy.However, Zhang Hengu was physically strong, so he didn't feel any difficulty in doing it.

The work on the first day was tense and busy, Zhang Hengu quickly adapted to the environment.Seeing that the lights were coming on and the people in the city came out to have fun after dinner, Zhang Hengu and the workers lazily called it a day.

After carefully calculating the income of this day, Zhang Hengu was a little dumbfounded.Sixty a day sounds like a lot, but three meals a day cost more than 20 yuan, and a pack of cigarettes is deducted. Even the cheapest one costs two yuan. There is not much money left.Fortunately, water is negligible, and basically wherever there is a tap, it can be solved anywhere.I really have nothing to say. I picked up a bottle of mineral water on the road and went to the public toilet to pick up a bottle.Zhang Hengu was still a little awkward at the beginning, seeing that other workers were handling things like that, he felt at ease, thinking that anyway, there are you, me, and everyone, as long as the urban management doesn't care, then no one can care.This little cheap, the government will not care about it?

Big Eye Feng's construction team didn't have a rented house, so they temporarily set up tents wherever they were doing construction.Looking at the yurts propped up on the side of the road, Zhang Hengu felt happy.When he first came to Beijing to start working, the living environment was not as good as here.A room of ten square meters can accommodate more than a dozen people.If everyone is not crowded when going to bed at night, then you can only sleep on top of each other and play arhat.

There are pros and cons to sleeping this way.You can’t tell people about the benefits, and of course you can’t tell about the disadvantages—it is said that there is a personality scientist in China named Li Yinhe, and if she sleeps here for one night, she may be able to write more than a dozen books.This kind of dormitory is too connotative, so Zhang Hengu always sleeps in fear of death.Compared with that kind of dormitory, living in such a place is really comfortable.As long as you are not afraid of being bitten by the shadow, you can even roll outside to sleep under the bushes. It is cool, and you are not afraid of scaring others by talking in your dreams, and you are not afraid of being sneaked by people in the middle of the night.

Zhang Hengu has the habit of talking in his sleep.I didn't know it before, but I didn't know that I had the habit of writing orally at night until I got a wife.Although this is not a good habit, Zhang Hengu spent a long time correcting this serious mistake because it affected his wife's sleep quality.Fortunately, his wife Zhang Momo quickly adapted to this problem. When Zhang Hengu’s desire for oral creation was not strong enough one day, Zhang Momo had a tendency to be unable to sleep, so Zhang Hengu naturally started to do oral in the middle of the night with confidence. creation.

However, this also laid a great hidden danger for his future success, but when he realized it, he was already in great trouble.

The early summer dawn came very early, Zhang Hengu woke up early, but he didn't want to open his eyes.A worker called Presbytery told him to get up.Zhang Hengu's dream was not finished yet, so he said impatiently, "Please, let me lie down for another 5 minutes, okay?"

Five minutes before getting up every day, this is the happiest time for Zhang Hengu.Because at this time, he seemed to have just been born from this world, and he didn't have to think about anything, whether it was food, money or women.If you must think, it is of course the infinite wonderful world in your sleep.But once he opened his eyes, his eyes were bloody, this change really made people afraid to wake up.

"The city management is here, and the city management horse is coming! Hurry up and pack up your things, or they will just grab them and leave, don't say I didn't tell you." Zhonghui shouted loudly.

Urban management, this is a profession with very Chinese characteristics.It is said that some foreign games have specially set up a profession called "China Urban Management". , I don't know how to make full use of the urban management to maintain his authority. It won't be too long, and he will have hundreds of urban management under his command to fight and kill.But all he can care about now is to quickly get up from the ground and pack his things.The urban management can let them sleep here for one night, but they will never let them dry their buttocks on the street after the sun comes out.

It's a pity that Zhang Hengu, who has only been in China for half a year, still doesn't know how powerful urban management is.So even though everyone was running, he still slowly opened his sleepy eyes.Zhang Hengu thought, I didn't cause any trouble to the government, I just slept on the street, isn't that all right?The city management also wanted to reason, if they didn't let me sleep on the street, would they pay me to stay in a hotel?

But Zhang Hengu hadn't thought about the conditions to negotiate with the urban management, and the murderous urban management army had already arrived in front of him.There is no ideal negotiation and negotiation, let alone a word of nonsense, just a hard kick, let Zhang Hengu return from the protagonist to the evil old society.

Although Comrade Zhang Hengu has no culture and basically doesn't know who Lu Xun is, he still said in a very arrogant way, "We'll see, when I get power, I'll see how I can deal with you!" Then he said with his tail between his legs. Ran.

The first confrontation between Zhang Hengu and the urban management ended in his complete defeat. What really impressed him was not being driven away, but that the urban management was indeed really good.The fur is not blown, the strong wind is not blown, the urban management dares to beat people!

Touching Qing's kicked butt, Zhang Hengu felt Yang Bailao's feeling for the first time.I thought that if I were an actor, I would be better than Yang Bailao.

Zhang Hengu was kicked by the city management. Seeing that he was the only migrant worker on the left and right, he realized that those who let him run away just now were all kind-hearted people.He ran a few steps forward, saw Zhonghui waving to him from the other side, and then ran to join the large army.

Big Eye Feng, the foreman wearing glasses, said to Zhang Hengu, "How about it, did the urban management confiscate all your belongings?"

Zhang Hengu nodded in embarrassment, and said sincerely, "The urban management is really fucking powerful!"

After yesterday's day's labor and the escape from the urban management, the migrant workers gradually became familiar with Zhang Hengu.Big-eyed Feng asked: "Zhang Hengu, your name is quite interesting, how did you come up with this name?"

Zhang Hengu's parents can't read big characters, but they don't know how to give him such a distinctive name.In Dayan Feng's words, the name Zhang Hengu not only recalls history, but also criticizes reality. To use a word that is very popular in contemporary times to describe it, it is called Lafeng.If this name is placed in Zhang Hengu's hometown, it may not have any special meaning.But once it arrives in China, the name may be in line with history.

Many Chinese people know that there is a cross talk in "Three Levels in a Row", and the protagonist of that story is called Zhang Haogu.The difference between Zhang Hengu and that rich and stupid son is only one word.Because there is only one word difference, the luck of the two of them is basically the same.Zhang Haogu couldn't read big characters and was promoted to three levels.As for Zhang Hengu, because he knows a few characters, he has been promoted a few levels higher than Zhang Haogu—of course, these are all famous philosophers (Hong Kong Yixue lovers like to call themselves like this) counting [-] predictions Because of the ability to count [-], he can only be sure that Zhang Hengu can be promoted to eight levels in a row.As for the level beyond the eighth level, it is beyond his ability to calculate.

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