Crazy at the end of the Ming Dynasty

The timing was very precise, when the sedan chair entered the gate of Yangwuhou Mansion, it happened to be the moment when the sun was setting and the sky was full of red clouds.Xue Mansion opened the middle door wide, played music and set off firecrackers to welcome the sedan chair.When the sedan chair was lowered, the music stopped abruptly, and the two bridesmaids stood separately at the gate, singing loudly about the procedure of worship.

According to the instructions of the two of them, Wu Shigong stood in front of the sedan chair, and Xue Yufei also helped Xi Niang out of the flower bridge. Xi Niang handed one end of the red silk with a big red hydrangea tied in the bride's hand to the groom.The two newlyweds were connected by the red silk and red hydrangea balls, the man on the left and the woman on the right, walked along the long red carpet on the ground, entered the gate, and walked straight to the main hall.

In front of the main hall, joss sticks and memorial tablets of the ancestors of the Xue family have been placed.The two newcomers stand side by side at the altar.He lit two sticks of incense, took one each after lighting it, and respected it in front of the ancestral tablet.After that, he knelt down in front of the memorial tablet, kowtowed three times, and worshiped the ancestors of heaven and earth.

Then, the couple kowtowed three times to Xue Lian, who was seated at the top, and Xue Lian's wife, Mrs. Zhang, who was also Xue Yufei's biological mother.

In the end, Wu Shigong and Xue Yufei kowtowed to each other three times!

Accompanied by the bridesmaid's voice, "After the ceremony, send it to the bridal chamber!", the worship ceremony officially ended.

Accompanied by this fairy voice, the tedious worship ceremony was finally completed.Guided by two maidservants holding dragon and phoenix candles, the groom leads the bride into the bridal chamber with a ribbon of colored balls.On the red carpet on the ground, there were five sacks.The feet of the bride and groom must walk on sacks.After stepping on one, several bridesmaids will be passed on to the front, and then spread on the road, which represents the meaning of "passing on the family line" and "meeting of the five generations".

After sending Xue Yufei into the bridal chamber, Wu Shigong was kicked out by a group of women, and he had to toast to his close relatives and friends outside.Although there were fewer guests than at noon, there were nearly [-] tables.Because the guests are not very familiar with Wu Shigong, generally, it is enough to toast a table; for close relatives, Wu Shigong is asked to toast alone.On the contrary, Xue Lian seemed to be the protagonist in the wedding banquet, and he was toasted a lot of wine, so he only turned more than half of the tables before he went away.

Wu Shigong saw it, a little funny.No matter how you look at today's wedding, he, the groom, doesn't seem to be an important role, as if he is just a bystander.However, if anyone still refuses to let him be the protagonist in the next bridal chamber, he will be in a hurry with whom.Finally, after respecting all the tables, Wu Shigong dragged his exhausted body to the new house.On the way to the new house, Wu Shigong suddenly understood why so many couples were particularly impressed by the wedding day, because this tiring day was finally over.

Wu Shigong walked into the new house, the floor in the new house was covered with a thick red carpet.There were big red 囍 characters pasted on the walls and windows, and even the veil hanging on the ground was replaced with a festive red color.The thick dragon and phoenix candles burst into flames, and the bright red flames reflected with several red lanterns hanging from the roof beams, making the whole bridal chamber red.Xue Yufei sat quietly in front of the bed, wearing a scarlet wedding dress, holding a mandarin duck hijab in her hand, covering her head with a scarlet hijab, and remained silent. .

The maids and women in the room were all gone, and there were only the bride and groom in the bridal chamber.Seeing his wife grasping the hands of the mandarin duck Xipa, Wu Shigong was a little amused.It seems that my little wife is very nervous!But Wu Shigong suddenly found that his heartbeat also accelerated and his breathing became short of breath. Could it be that he was also nervous?impossible!This must be an illusion!It's an illusion!I fought out of the pile of big knives, and broke out from the powder.Why are you nervous?Wu Shigong didn't admit that he was really nervous until he used the silver scale to lift Xue Yufei's red hijab and found that his hands were shaking slightly.

It's so exciting!It is not until the moment when the red hijab is lifted that one can know the beauty and ugliness of one's own bride.This level of excitement is definitely more than that of Haidilao when playing mahjong.Wu Shigong held his breath, whether he breathed a sigh of relief or sighed depends on this one time, finally lifted the red hijab with a silver scale, looked at Xue Yufei's face, and heaved a sigh of relief.

Hearing Wu Shigong's exhalation, Xue Yufei became more nervous, raised her head, tears rolled around her eyes, and asked Wu Shigong: "Is the posture of the concubine's pussy willow unbearable to the king's eyes?"

Wu Shigong was taken aback for a moment, wondering why Xue Yufei was so excited.Xue Yufei looks very beautiful!She has fair complexion, a high nose bridge, and a delicate appearance. She combines the advantages of oriental beauties and Greek classical beauties, just like a very beautiful mixed-race beauty.He didn't know that Xue Yufei's ancestors had the blood of the Semu people (now Western whites), and Xue Yufei was somewhat atavistic.And people in the Ming Dynasty basically couldn't see foreign friends, so they all thought Xue Yufei looked weird.Xue Yufei also felt a little inferior to her appearance.

"No! You look beautiful!" Seeing Xue Yufei's suspicious expression, Wu Shigong added, "It's true."

Regardless of what Xue Yufei was thinking, Wu Shigong also sat on the bed, sitting side by side with Xue Yufei, wrapped her right hand around Xue Yufei's waist, hugged her, and gently kissed her side face.Xue Yufei's face turned red to the base of her neck.Wu Shigong thought to himself: I can finally do something practical today.

Unexpectedly, Xue Yufei struggled slightly in his arms and said, "Husband, it's not enough yet."

"What else is there?" Really tortured Wu Shigong's patience!

"I haven't drunk the Hebei wine yet."

oh!It turned out that we had to drink a cup of wine.But Wu Shigong looked at the table in the middle of the room and found no cups.Xue Yufei got out of Wu Shigong's arms, walked to the table, picked up a gourd, and gently divided it.The gourd that had been integrated into one body was divided into two gourds, connected by a red silk thread.Picked up another bottle of wine from the table, filled two gourds with wine, each of them picked up one, and drank with their arms crossed.

After putting down the empty ladle in his hand, Wu Shigong asked Xue Yufei, "What else is there?"

Xue Yufei replied in a low voice: "No more." But she took the pair of gourds and threw the two gourds under the bed. When the two gourds were raised and closed, Xue Yufei smiled happily.Wu Shigong looked at the two gourds that were up and down on the ground, and scratched his head inexplicably. What kind of ceremony is this?Could it be that if you drop the gourd, seven Vajra Gourd Babies can pop out?

However, it's fine.Wu Shigong hugged Xue Yufei over.To keep in mind your identity as the son-in-law, it's time to do serious work.Wu Shigong's mouth and hands kept kissing and stroking Xue Yufei's face and body. Under the teasing of Wu Shigong, a master of sex, Xue Yufei's expression was quickly blurred by emotion. Unknowingly, this Both of them took off their clothes and rolled into the quilt on the bed.But compared to Wu Shigong's bulkiness, Xue Yufei's jerky waterway was too narrow, especially the moment Wu Shigong broke through the pass, Xue Yufei bit her lips tightly and shed tears.Wu Shigong tried his best to handle it lightly, and he felt more tired than after a battle with a master who had met his opponent.I couldn't help but sigh in my heart: It's really hard to survive in the cracks.

After finishing the work, Wu Shigong hugged Xue Yufei into his arms, and gently stroked Xue Yufei's silky smooth skin with both hands, comforting Xue Yufei.Xue Yufei also curled up in Wu Shigong's arms like a kitten, motionless.The two of them were enjoying this tender time, when suddenly, Wu Shigong felt Xue Yufei's body trembling in his arms, and the shaking became bigger and bigger.Wu Shigong let go of Xue Yufei strangely, and looked down, only to see Xue Yufei crying softly.

"What's the matter?" Wu Shigong asked with concern.All the bridal chambers today were normal, how could Xue Yufei cry after the bridal chamber was over?Could it be that her movements were too violent just now, and she felt a little uncomfortable?

Unexpectedly, following Wu Shigong's questioning, Xue Yufei cried more and more, and suddenly turned into crying.While crying, she said vaguely: "I forgot to put white silk on the bed."

"Bai Ling?" Wu Shigong was a little confused after hearing Xue Yufei's cry.Ling also has a white variety?However, it is estimated that it may be the same reason as the red egg turning red.However, why put water chestnuts on the bed?Ling this thing has edges and corners, how uncomfortable to sleep on!The marriage customs of the Ming Dynasty are really strange.Before the bridal chamber, gourds should be thrown, and water chestnuts should be placed on the bed during the bridal chamber.Unlike modern times, a few cucumbers and eggplants on the bed of a lonely woman will do.

It wasn't until Xue Yufei pulled out a white cloth from the foot of the bed that Wu Shigong realized that the white silk was the white cloth, and it turned out that Xue Yufei forgot to put the white cloth to collect the red.It's also Wu Shigong's fault, his skillful sexual movements just now made Xue Yufei, a little girl who has just experienced human affairs, confused and lost her way.

After understanding the reason of the matter, Wu Shigong was a little bit dumbfounded, don't I know if you, Xue Yufei, are dead?Wu Shigong quickly hugged Xue Yufei into his arms again, and comforted him: "Don't worry, don't worry. Think about it, although there is no redness on the white silk, but there is on the bed, the big deal is to cut off the piece of the bed sheet and leave it behind. as a memorial."

"No way! I have to check Bai Ling tomorrow!" Xue Yufei said worriedly.

"That's not a problem." Wu Shigong comforted, "Think about it, in ordinary people, the mother-in-law must check on the daughter-in-law. Tomorrow, it must be your mother who will check on you. As long as you explain clearly to her, she will forgive you. of."

Seeing that Xue Yufei was still worried, Wu Shigong smiled and said, "Why don't you give me that piece of white silk, and I'll bite my finger and drip a few drops of blood on it. Even if you ask me to write a book in blood on the white silk Problem. But don’t write those with too many strokes, then I’m going to bleed profusely.”

Xue Yufei was so teased that she laughed "puchi", thought for a while, put away the white silk, and said to Wu Shigong: "Your body and hair are given to your parents. I will remember your husband's care for me. But tomorrow, Mother will definitely scold me." After speaking, he stuck out his tongue mischievously, and his expression looked extraordinarily cute.

"Then we rest."

"No, we can't sleep until the heart candle is extinguished."

"Let's go to bed first, anyway, the candle will go out after it burns out."

"If the pair of concentric candles go out together, we will grow old together."

"It's so troublesome! Then, let's chat. What's your nickname?"

"The elders call the concubine Fei'er. Husband, let the concubine wear clothes and chat with him, okay?"

"Fei'er, you can actually go without clothes. Because..."

"Husband, you are lying..."

……

The two chatted until very late, and when one candle was about to go out, Xue Yufei used a pair of silver-handled scissors to cut off the other candle at the same time, and the two went to bed.