Crazy at the end of the Ming Dynasty

"Second Lieutenant Gonzalez, the general drew a map! You have to read it upside down!" Carelli reminded in a low voice in Portuguese from behind.

A word to remind the dreamer.In fact, this is the bystander.Wu Shigong put too much pressure on Gonzalez just now, causing a short circuit in Gonzalez's brain.When he was reminded that what was drawn on the ground was a map, Gonzalez immediately made a gesture to Wu Shigong, expressing that he had no intention of moving.Then he walked around the map and looked at it carefully.

"Where is your Fulangji country?" Wu Shigong asked again.

Gonzalez squatted down, pointed to the location of Portugal, and said, "General, here." Under such strong psychological pressure, none of these Portuguese dared to wonder why Wu Shigong could draw European map?

Wu Shigong also only knows the locations of a few major European countries.So when he looked at the place, he couldn't tell the exact location of a small European country like Portugal, so Wu Shigong thought that the place Gonzalez was referring to was Spain.

Wu Shigong also made a gesture to let Gonzalez return to the team.Then he said: "Understood! You are from Spain."

After knowing it, Wu Shigong smiled and said to them in order to ease the atmosphere: "Spain is a good place! Do you know about bullfighting? Bullfighting?"

Wu Shigong put his fingers on his head, making the appearance of two horns, and looked at these Portuguese with questioning eyes.But the Chinese word "bullfighting" must have exceeded the level of the "level eight" Chinese test, and the Portuguese didn't understand it.But seeing Wu Shigong's strange appearance, including Wu Shigong's guards, all the people in the big tent made expressions that wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh.

Wu Shigong put down his hands resentfully, feeling that his actions just now were indeed a little silly.And at this moment, a Portuguese officer who stood relatively back spoke.

Regarding Wu Shigong's mistake of thinking that these people are Spaniards just now.Almost all Portuguese are afraid to open their mouths to correct.But after hesitating for such a long time, the Portuguese officer couldn't bear it anymore.why?Because although Spain and Portugal could still be said to be one country at that time, Portugal was already in a semi-divided state.And the officer who couldn't help it was a fanatical Portuguese independent.

But the officer didn’t speak official Chinese very well, and there was no word “Portugal” in the Ming Dynasty at that time, so the officer said the word “Portugal” in Portuguese to correct Wu Shigong’s statement.

As soon as Wu Shigong heard it, he knew that the Portuguese officer was speaking a foreign language.And Wu Shigong didn't understand the word from the pronunciation, he thought that the officer said the names of these people's hometowns.It's like a Chinese saying he is a "Cantonese".

So Wu Shigong asked again: "Where are you talking about?"

Although Wu Shigong still had a smile on his face at this time, the Portuguese officer who spoke rashly just now was also a little scared.He fell silent again.And those who were silent just now will be even more silent.

Wu Shigong waited for a while, but before the Portuguese spoke, he recalled the Spanish place names he knew, and found that he couldn't remember any of them.All I can think of are the names of those famous Spanish football clubs.

At this time, Wu Shigong thought: "Since these Spaniards like football very much, it would be good to talk about the football relationship. Football diplomacy!" Wu Shigong didn't know at all, at this time.Modern football has not developed at all.

So Wu Shigong then asked: "Football? Real Madrid? Lin Hai Tingtao? Barcelona?"

These Portuguese people still don't understand the first three nouns, but when they hear "Barcelona", some people finally understand the city that uses the city name as the name of the football team.Behind Gonzalez, there was a clear and crisp exclamation.

Wu Shigong heard the voice again.Suddenly looked at the past with some doubts.And Carelli, who knew something was wrong, immediately shrank her neck and hid deeper.And Gonzalez, the Portuguese standing in the front row, intentionally blocked Wu Shigong's sight with their bodies.

Carelli is from a small noble family in Portugal, whose father was the governor of the Portuguese colony of Malacca.But not long.Because of unacceptable conditions, Carelli's parents died of illness one after another.

And Carelli's uncle was a missionary who went to the East to preach. When Carelli's parents died of illness, her uncle happened to be invited by Xu Guangqi and Sun Yuanhua to preach in various parts of China.

Carelli, who went to join his uncle, first took a boat to Macau, and then came to Dengzhou on a boat of Portuguese officers hired by Sun Yuanhua.At this time, Carelli's uncle had already left Dengzhou and went to Beijing to preach.

As a fan of the Ming Dynasty, Carelli also wanted to leave Dengzhou and go to Beijing to experience it.However, he suddenly encountered Kong Youde's rebellion, and was finally captured together with the remnants of the Portuguese instructors.

We already know that Kong Youde's rebels were kind to these Portuguese instructors.Besides, in the eyes of Orientals, Carelli doesn't look very good, and she never forgets to blacken her face with oil, so her innocence is still preserved.

And Carelli was also kind-hearted. Among a group of Portuguese captive soldiers, she took good care of some soldiers who were injured at that time, and in the end, several of them actually came back to life.In addition, in the monotonous detention life, Carelli's laughter also brought great comfort to the Portuguese soldiers.

Therefore, these Portuguese soldiers treated Carelli as if they were angels.The Karellis are cute and beautiful, so among these Portuguese soldiers, there are indeed quite a few who have feelings for Karellis.

The reason why no romance behind bars happened in the end is also because there are too many people who have feelings for Carelli.This also really proves a sentence: more than n monks have no water to drink.

So now, when they feel that Wu Shigong has noticed Carelli, Gonzalez and the others can't help but want to protect Carelli.But Wu Shigong saw Gonzales and the others' abnormal behavior, and after analyzing the crisp voice he heard just now, he immediately confirmed that there was a woman among the Spaniards.

Wu Shigong's curiosity also came up. After traveling to the Ming Dynasty, it was the first time he saw a foreign woman!Of course Wu Shigong would not lower himself and push Gonzalez and the others away by himself.With a wave of his hand, he called his guards over, and asked the guards to drive away Gonzales and the others with knives, exposing Carelli.

Seeing that she was already standing out from the crowd, Carelli couldn't help but shed tears, she deeply regretted her reckless behavior.Carelli looked at Wu Shigong's eyes, full of pitiful pleading.

But Wu Shigong has a heart of stone at all.He scanned Carelli up and down first.good!This Spanish girl has a nice body.Then he looked at Carelli's face.Not bad.

Carelli doesn't know it at all. With Wu Shigong's eyes of countless women in modern times, those modern Japanese women whose faces are smeared with volcanic mud or white powder look like dead people, Wu Shigong can see the basic beauty and ugliness of this woman at a glance. , what is the sludge on Carelli's face?

Wu Shigong felt his lower body heat up.The long-term life of abstinence in the military has indeed reduced people's resistance.Besides, this is also to win glory for the country!

But it's good to not scare the little girl.Wu Shigong asked with a hypocritical smile, "What's your name?"

As a woman, Carelli, with her sixth sense, saw the desire in Wu Shigong's heart.She just shook her head in horror and tears, without saying a word.

Seeing that Carelli didn't answer, Wu Shigong asked, "How old are you?" Carelli was still crying and shaking her head in horror, without saying a word.

Wu Shigong immediately realized that this Spanish girl can't speak Chinese, so she can't understand it.So Wu Shigong no longer worked hard, anyway, this problem is not big.As long as Wu Shigong is satisfied, it doesn't matter if the Spanish girl can't speak.Wu Shigong didn't want crickets, he didn't need to open his teeth at that time.

Wu Shigong waved his hand again, and told the guards: "Send this lady to my back tent, get her some hot water, and let her wash up. Tomorrow, I'll find some maidservants nearby, and take care of this lady." Miss."

Gonzalez and the others changed their faces when they heard this, and they took a step forward in unison. Wu Shigong noticed it immediately, and he "hummed" at them with a straight face, and the guards also drew their knives and went up The former guard stopped Wu Shigong.

Gonzalez immediately stopped his partner's impulse, bowed again to Wu Shigong and said: "Dear general, please rest assured! We have no malicious intentions. But Miss Carelli is also a noble lady. I hope the general will be merciful." , let Miss Carelli go. Otherwise, it will be very difficult for us to serve the general anymore."

Wu Shigong immediately flew into a rage, since it all fell into his hands, do you still want to dance happily?Originally, Wu Shigong didn't plan to pay these officers, but now he added this Spanish girl, so he used some tough methods.

So Wu Shigong immediately shouted angrily: "You must understand! You are all captives of this official. Don't say that this official will not give you a chance. As long as you pay the gold equal to your body weight as a ransom, I will release you immediately." you."

Then, Wu Shigong waved his hand and ordered Yang Rusong: "Detain them all."

After saying these words, Wu Shigong felt very happy.These words are all too familiar. They were words spoken by Western colonists before they looted and massacred the natives of the colonies.And now it is said from Wu Shigong's mouth, it really slaps these colonists in the face! (To be continued..)