Crazy at the end of the Ming Dynasty

This morning, Wu Shigong visited four yamen, and his chest was full of anger.Although it seemed that there were quite a lot of yamen visited in the morning, it didn't take him much time in total.On the way back to the Bingmasi Yamen in Nancheng, seeing that it was still early in the sky, Wu Shigong suddenly remembered that his father Wu Weizhong had a shop near Chongwenmen in his dowry?That shop seems to have been lent to a makeup shop, so it should be near his yamen.Now that I have some free time, let's go and see the situation.So, Wu Shigong took out the note in his purse, sent a guard to ask passers-by for directions, and the group went straight to the powder shop.

When he arrived at the makeup shop, Wu Shigong asked the guards to wait outside the door, and walked in with Xue Yong and Xue Qiang.The powder shop outside the door looked like a medium-sized facade, but unexpectedly, there was quite a lot of space inside.Wu Shigong looked around, the shop was full of ladies and ladies who came to buy cosmetics.Seeing Wu Shigong and the other three big men walk into the powder shop, the shopkeeper's wife who was greeting the customers hastily greeted them.After hearing clearly why Wu Shigong came, he welcomed Wu Shigong and the others to the back room.

Arriving in the back room, after arranging for Wu Shigong to sit down, the woman in charge looked at Xue Yong and Xue Qiang, and said to Wu Shigong with some embarrassment: "The owner of this powder shop is a female family member, sir, look..."

Wu Shigong waved his hand and asked Xue Yong and Xue Qiang to wait at the door of the inner room.Seeing Xue Yong and Xue Qiang leave, the woman shopkeeper opened a curtain beside the inner room and went to the inner room to call the lady boss.

Wu Shigong sat on the chair and waited for a long time, getting a little impatient. Right at this moment, the curtain moved, and a little girl peeked out from the inner room.

The little girl was about five or six years old, she was wearing a long white dress and a small white flower on her head, she was very cute and exquisite.When Wu Shigong saw the little girl, he was very happy, and he smiled and used the classic disgusting question to seduce the little girl: "Little sister, come quickly to uncle, uncle will buy you candy."

The little girl was not afraid of life, she walked up to Wu Shigong, rolled her small eyes hesitantly for a while, and said to Wu Shigong in a naive voice: "Mom said that good children should not eat too much sugar, thank you uncle."

The little girl is very polite.Wu Shigong liked it even more.Then he said to the little girl: "Then what do you want to eat? Uncle will buy it for you."

The little girl thought for a while, and said to Wu Shigong: "My mother said, you can't eat food given by strangers." Then she asked Wu Shigong, "Uncle, can you tell stories?"

"Telling stories to little girls was my strength in my previous life." Wu Shigong thought proudly.Wu Shigong smiled and hugged the little girl to sit on his lap, and said to the little girl: "Okay! Uncle is the best at telling stories. Uncle will tell you a story."

"Once upon a time, there was a Snow White..." Wu Shigong's story just started, and then he got stuck.In fact, he only knew the fairy tale character Snow White, but he didn't know the story of Snow White at all.To be honest, Wu Shigong is not bragging.In his previous life, he really liked telling stories to little girls.But those girls are girls in nightclubs, and Wu Shigong tells dirty stories.How can Wu Shigong continue to talk about this?Do you want to tell a nasty story to this cute little flower of the Ming Dynasty?

However, Wu Shigong's reaction was really fast, he quickly changed the channel, and then said: "...and a Cinderella..." Wu Shigong got stuck again.He also doesn't know the story of Cinderella.In the previous life, in Wu Shigong's nightclub, the stage names of the two most popular girls were "Snow White" and "Cinderella". Feng's, their skin tones contrasted sharply, and then...Why do you think about these messy things?Wu Shigong wanted to slap himself in the face.Now is the time to deal with the difficulties that lie ahead.There is also a little girl from the Ming Dynasty with her innocent eyes wide open, expecting him to continue talking.

Needless to say, Wu Shigong is indeed a master of storytelling. He rolled his eyes and continued: "...I met a big gray wolf." Wu Shigong originally wanted to go to the story of "Little Red Riding Hood", but he really couldn't remember The character "Little Red Riding Hood" remembered the character of the big bad wolf in it, so he moved the star of the big bad wolf, Big Big Wolf, into the story.

Now, the full name of this story is - "Snow White and Cinderella Meets Big Big Wolf". If Andersen and Brothers Grimm knew that Wu Shigong changed their fairy tales in this way, they would definitely get out of their graves in anger and travel to The Ming Dynasty came to hunt down Wu Shigong.

Don't tell me, Wu Shigong is really good.Although he stuttered a bit afterwards, he pieced together the plot of the cartoon that he knew, and finally managed to finish the story.It made Wu Shigong sweat all over his body.Wu Shigong thought to himself: What kind of bad luck did I have today, I sweated twice all morning.This little girl is Snow White, then Hefei must be that Big Big Wolf, then I am... Cinderella! ?

Unexpectedly, the little girl was quite satisfied with what she heard.She happily said to Wu Shigong: "Uncle, tell me one more."

After hearing this, Wu Shigong cried out bitterly in his heart: "Monkey King Equaling Heaven, please save me!"

Don't tell me, Monkey King is quite effective.At this time, the curtain was lifted, and two women came out from the inner room.The one in front was also wearing a long white dress with a small white flower on her head, and covered half of her face with a veil.The one behind is obviously her maid.The two women gave Wu Shigong a blessing, and the woman wearing a veil said to Wu Shigong: "Young Lord, the survivor Chen Zhao is being polite here."

Wu Shigong suddenly understood that the lady boss of this makeup shop turned out to be a widow, and she was a widow with a mosaic on her face.Wu Shigong hurriedly carried the little girl to the ground, stood up and returned the salute: "You can't be called Young Master, Madam, Commander Wu or Mr. Wu can do it." Wu Shigong thought to himself: I have been called Young Master twice today. up.

Mrs. Chen Zhao waved to the little girl and said, "Xiaojie, come to mother quickly." It turned out that the little girl's nickname was Xiaojie.

The little girl reluctantly took two steps forward, turned her head and told Wu Shigong: "Uncle, you must tell Xiaojie a story when you come here!"

Wu Shigong nodded with a smile and said, "Definitely, uncle will definitely tell stories again."

The little girl was still worried, and said, "Uncle, you must come. Mom said that children who lie are bad children."

"Definitely come. If uncle doesn't come, he's a bad boy." Wu Shigong continued to promise.He thought in his heart: I will be a fool if I come again.

The little girl reluctantly followed the maid and left the room, and Wu Shigong and Chen Zhao also sat down on the two chairs placed at the two ends of the room.