Crazy at the end of the Ming Dynasty

The man that Young Master Li San arranged to monitor in front of the cosmetics shop did not find anything for a long time.Because, during this period of time, Wu Shigong basically didn't go to the powder shop, he even rarely went to the yamen.Because, his little wife Xue Yufei was about to give birth.Wu Shigong basically stays in Xue's mansion now, accompanying his little wife.

This young couple talked and laughed every day, but it was also very happy.One day, Wu Shigong got excited and said that he wanted to sing for Xue Yufei and the child in her womb. He called it "prenatal education".

But before she sang a few words, Xue Yufei blushed and suppressed her laughter.And those little maids and mother-in-law kicked Wu Shigong out.Na Zhu Yun even scolded Wu Shigong in a low voice: "My uncle is really dirty?"

Wu Shigong was scolded inexplicably, and he sang all the popular songs in modern times?Although there are some descriptions of love and love in the lyrics, it is definitely not obscene!

Wu Shigong didn't know that in the Ming Dynasty, the melody of songs, whether it was chants or libretto, had strict regulations and could not be changed arbitrarily.That is, the tunes of lower-level dramas are all fixed.This can be heard from the dramas we hear now. In fact, there are several fixed tunes repeated over and over again, just changing the words.

If you change the tune arbitrarily, there is a special term called Yin Ci Xiaoqu, which is not elegant.Especially in the inner courtyard of a deep house like Xue's mansion, it is absolutely not allowed to appear.This is what Wu Shigong, the son-in-law, is singing, and these little maids and mothers-in-law just kick him out.If a maid sings, she may be beaten to death.

So, if a time traveler travels to ancient times and sings modern pop songs to a certain lady, and that lady throws herself into her arms again.Then you can tell him that he was lucky enough to meet a sao product.Under normal circumstances, the young lady would walk away in embarrassment, cursing in her heart: "This stinking rascal!".When encountering some tough ones, they would even kick the time traveler between his legs. (So, the author deeply admires the bravery of the heroine in "Scary Step by Step" in the palace. Of course, maybe I saw that she is a sao, and these elder brothers turned around her head. Note: This sentence Don't let my wife know!)

Not to mention Wu Shigong's wonder.After driving my uncle away, Zhu Yun's narrow-mindedness also turned away.Zhu Yun knew that when her son-in-law was in the Wu Mansion, he basically didn't leave the door, and the tutor in the Wu Mansion was also very good, so basically he couldn't get in touch with these Yin lyrics.But she thought of those two ** books again, and the uncle's inner explanation was also very disturbing.

So where did my uncle learn these Yin words and Xiaoqu?From Fengyue place?That is absolutely impossible.Because the guards of Xue's mansion are following, if my uncle does anything, he will definitely report to Xue's mansion.

Zhu Yun thought about it again. A few days ago, when a relative of Zhu Yun saw Zhu Yun, she seemed to have mentioned inadvertently that my uncle often went to a powder shop to meet a little widow.That relative used to belong to Xue Lian's house, but because she served Xue Lian's younger brother, she moved out with Xue Lian's younger brother now.

Zhu Yun felt that she might have been a little negligent.Last time, after Zhu Yun fired at my uncle because of this little widow, my uncle looked selfless and magnanimous, and completely handed over the management of the powder shop to Zhu Yun.Therefore, Zhu Yun didn't pay too much attention to the little widow in the powder shop in the future.But now it seems that my uncle probably learned those Yin lyrics and ditties from this little widow.

What made Zhu Yun even more annoyed was that my uncle was hiding so well in Xue's mansion.My uncle has not touched such a beautiful, pure and pure yellow girl for half a year, but went to hook up with wild women outside.

But now there is no evidence, telling the young lady these unnecessary things is just to worry the young lady in vain.So, Zhu Yun also arranged for people to monitor the powder shop.And sent someone to notify her relatives, so that she should report in time if there is anything about my uncle.

Wu Shigong had no idea that there were already two groups of people trying to arrest him for adultery.He is enjoying such a warm time now, and he has never left the gate of Xue's residence.

When eating lunch that day, Wu Shigong was smiling and watching Xue Yufei goofing around. Suddenly, Xue Yufei said that her stomach hurts, and her lower body was still a little red.This news made the whole Xue Mansion go crazy.

Fortunately, Mrs. Zhang arrived soon.Xue's residence had already made preparations, and Granny Wen, who was waiting in the residence, also arrived immediately.Now order has stabilized.

When she was sent into the house for delivery, Xue Yufei's little hand tightly grasped Wu Shigong's hand, and said pitifully: "Husband, I am afraid!"

Wu Shigong couldn't care less, so he wanted to follow Xue Yufei into the house to accompany her.Those women immediately blocked the whimsical Wu Shigong outside the house.

The moment she was sent into the room, Xue Yufei shouted: "Husband, do you want a boy or a girl?"

"It doesn't matter! As long as you are good." Wu Shigong replied quickly.I thought to myself, at this time, boys and girls are going to be born.

Xue Lian also rushed back after receiving the news, and Weng and his son-in-law were restless waiting outside the house.Hearing Xue Yufei's screams in the room, Wu Shigong's thoughts were extremely chaotic.For a while, he thought that Xue Yufei was still too young, and childbirth might be dangerous; for a while, he thought about the poor midwifery skills in ancient times, and there was no caesarean section.Anyway, he was scaring himself, scaring himself enough.Several cold sweats broke out all over his body.

When the baby cried "Wow" from the room, Grandma Wen called out again: "It's a big fat boy, mother and child are safe." Wu Shigong let out a long sigh of relief.Then he was surprised to find that his breathing sound echoed, and when he looked up, he found that his father-in-law was also staring at him in surprise.

After seeing Xue Yufei and the child, Wu Shigong gratefully held Xue Yufei's hand. Although Xue Yufei looked a little tired, her face was full of joy and pride.

After that, there is no need to talk about the scene of joy and celebration in Xue's residence.Wu Shigong's father-in-law, Xue Lian, didn't know how many books he had read, how many "half immortals" he had invited, and finally named the child "Xue Chenglin".

Now Wu Shigong never tires of watching Xue Chenglin's kid.The mood of being a father is quite complicated.Wu Shigong thought about his mood carefully, as if he understood a little bit.

As long as it is an individual, what is the most afraid of?It must be the word "dead".But when there is a bloodline, it seems that they are not so afraid of death.After all, what is left in this world now.Wu Shigong feels this way now.

After hearing the good news from Xue's house, all relatives and friends sent congratulatory gifts, including Wu Weizhong, the "grandfather" of Xue Chenglin's child.Xue Lian decided that when Xue Chenglin's child was full moon, he would invite guests to celebrate with him.