Crazy at the end of the Ming Dynasty

After the fleet set off, the whole group was very energetic.Especially the gang of guards in the gambling house, basically they have never been out of the capital, let alone by boat.Everyone looked at the scenery on both sides of the Grand Canal with great interest.It looks like a migrant worker who took a train for the first time in modern times, and has been lying on the window of the train to watch the scenery.But from the second day on, people on board got seasick one after another.

This seasickness seems to be contagious. Gradually, less than half of the people began to vomit uncontrollably, and the whole cabin smelled like slop buckets.The most exaggerated one was Yang Goudan, who was crying while vomiting.Cry as much as you want, and he is still singing songs that he can't understand the meaning of, as if someone died in his family and he is crying in the mourning hall.It made his four children watch with great interest.

The oldest shopkeeper Zheng was in a daze. He proudly showed off: When he was young, he was used to traveling all over the world and taking boats.What is even more surprising is that none of the women, from Zhao Ruya with the old woman to Xiaojie, was seasick. It really made people sigh: Women are indeed made of water.

To Wu Shigong's surprise, it was the first time he knew that horses would also get seasick.Wu Shigong didn't know that there are also northern horses and southern horses.Wu Shigong's horses are all northern horses, so he is not used to taking a boat at all.If the Nanma was brought from the Taipu Temple in Nanjing at that time, there would be no such problem.

Several horses knelt on the ground listlessly.No matter how seasick people are, Wu Shigong doesn't feel sorry for him, but if the horse has something good or bad, Wu Shigong feels heartbroken.So, on the third day, Wu Shigong ordered the boatman to anchor the boat at a market town beside a canal, and sent someone to the market town to call a doctor.

The doctor who came saw that he was seasick, so he calmly prescribed a prescription for Wu Shigong and the others to get the medicine, and told Wu Shigong to take more medicine according to this prescription, because the medicine also has a preventive effect.Wu Shigong also followed suit and caught a lot more.Then ask the doctor: Where can I invite a veterinarian?The doctor gave Wu Shigong a sideways look, and told him that this medicine can also cure seasickness in horses, but the dose needs to be increased, and three people will be fine.

Wu Shigong was absolutely speechless, he didn't expect this doctor to have a part-time job as a veterinarian.However, the medicine was really effective, and all the people and horses gradually became alive and well.Of course, the pharmacy recommended by the doctor also made a small fortune. In order to treat people and horses, Wu Shigong seized a total of 150 medicines, including preparations.

There was no entertainment on board, so the little girl Xiaojie pestered Wu Shigong to tell her stories every day, which annoyed Wu Shigong to the point of utter distress.In the end, Wu Shigong couldn't pour anything out of his stomach.I had no choice but to talk about a fantasy novel I read on the Internet in my previous life, but I didn't expect the little girl to like it.

Now Wu Shigong started broadcasting a radio series to the little girl, which made him feel relieved, at least he has a long time to deal with this little ancestor.Of course, Wu Shigong couldn't memorize all the fantasy novels, but this problem is easy to solve, that is to compile it.

Anyway, fantasy novels are simple, and the plots are the same: the protagonists are all great heroes, and the beauties throw themselves into their arms when they see them.Sometimes they have nine rings on their bodies, and sometimes they have nine beads, but they are almost nine sets on their bodies.However, why does this statement feel more obscene the more it is heard?

Li Xin, who was about to part, was tired of staying in Zhao Ruya's room every day, and even slept in the same bed at night.It choked Wu Shigong enough.After such a long time, when Li Xin saw Wu Shigong, although she was still a little cold, at least she could talk for a while.

Zhao Ruya noticed Wu Shigong's depression, and she also looked naughty looking forward to the show.It's just that when no one is around, he will kiss Wu Shigong's face as a comfort to Wu Shigong.

Xiuzhu also discovered her young master's troubles, she really is a caring little padded jacket.One day, she came to Wu Shigong's side and said to Wu Shigong: "Young master, in fact, the slave has grown up." Then, Xiuzhu hinted to Wu Shigong: Wu Shigong can go to Xiuzhu's cabin to find her at night.

However, before Wu Shigong's answer, Zhu Yun appeared out of nowhere.She retorted Xiuzhu: "Even if my uncle comes tonight, he should find me as a servant. The servant is the leader and big servant girl."

Wu Shigong is no stranger to it, anyway, the topic of the "two bamboos" debate is always so strange, so unbelievable.

Of course, it is impossible for Wu Shigong to go to any of the "two bamboos" tonight.The space on the boat is small, and Zhuyun and Xiuzhu live in the same cabin.Maybe at night, Wu Shigong and a maid "vomited, vomited" while the other maid watched from the sidelines?Wu Shigong is not Dongre's hero.

However, Wu Shigong is not a fool, he will not reject Zhu Yun and Xiuzhu's kindness.So, Wu Shigong didn't even put on an air of pretense, and announced to the two little maidservants: Wait until you get to Guide, Henan, and everyone settles down.Wu Shigong will hold a ceremony with Zhao Ruya first.Then, there will be a ceremony with Zhu Yun and Xiu Zhu.After the ceremony, they will be formally accepted into the house.

At this moment, Wu Shigong feels like a bird out of a cage.When he was in the capital, Wu Shigong's status as a son-in-law always restrained him more or less.And the tenderness and consideration of the little wife Xue Yufei and her pregnancy also made Wu Shigong a little worried.In addition, due to the coercion of his father-in-law Xue Lian, those who invited Wu Shigong to the banquet must have arranged a place for wine, and there must be no fancy days.This made Wu Shigong at that time a little helpless and unwilling.

And now, that is the real sky-high emperor far away!Wu Shigong was looking forward to experiencing the brothel culture of the Ming Dynasty.Isn't it true that in many modern film and television works, the wits and beauties in ancient brothels are always described?Wu Shigong is also a scholar, that is also a great talent!

During the subsequent journey, Wu Shigong and those people felt that the seasickness had gradually subsided, so they called the main leaders for a meeting.I want to come up with a rough framework for how they should train the army after they arrive in Guide, Henan.

Those who participated in this meeting were: Xue Yongli and the ten little chieftains of Xue's guards; Zhou Xun, the three of them, and Qian Qi; shopkeeper Zheng, now he is no longer the shopkeeper, so I called him Zheng Zhen; He Fei lying on his stomach and the two captains of the casino guards.There are also two very strange people participating: one is Yang Goudan who was forced by Wu Shigong to participate; the other is Shumo who wants to participate in a shameless manner.

Unexpectedly, after the meeting started, the smell of the meeting completely changed.Wu Shigong also almost completely lost his dominance in the meeting.As for the occurrence of this situation, Wu Shigong could only complain about it.