Merry Xianggong Ximen Qing

In March of Yangchun, the grass grows and the warbler flies. <Guangzhong, just in time for the local market, people who push wheelbarrows to the market to do business, people who go to the rivers and lakes to sell sticks and plasters, people who go out to hang out to watch the excitement, there are people coming and going on two or three streets, the flow is endless, and it is almost impossible to get rid of them.The shops facing the street also opened their doors to do a lot of business, which was a lively scene.

"Preserve the real tiger bone and tiger penis, take it back and soak it in wine, the effect will be just right! Keeping your ten daughters in charge is still a tiger! I said that, if you are the one, don't rummage if you don't buy it." A hunter dressed A middle-aged man with a beard spread out a piece of rough cloth on the ground, and while he was laying out the goods, he was shouting loudly for sale. <Affordable price!This is a high-quality silk cloth from the south, look at the color, look at the material, it is really high-quality, men wear it more romantic, and girls wear it more attractive..."Silk cloth Zhuang's boss went into battle in person today, and he shook off a piece of silk with his staff and shouted at the top of his voice.

There was a circle with three floors inside and three floors outside. The big man in the middle like a black tower fired a stick in his hand, and saw a ball of yellow light rolling around on the ground. Another man picked up a plate and said: "Our two brothers came from far away to visit relatives and never met. We have no money to go back to our hometown. We only have the martial arts and plaster handed down from this family. Let's show off for a while. If you are happy to watch it, you might as well reward some copper coins and silver coins. My elder brother is also strong in playing, and there is also a secret muscle and bone plaster as a gift!"

"The authentic heir of Guiguzi, you can tell the fortune by touching the bones, and you can know the fortune and misfortune! If the calculation is inaccurate, you can smash the signboard!" A blind old man in a gray gossip Taoist robe sat upright, and behind him a banner of "Authentic Guigu God's Fortune" waved slightly, showing He has the aura of a fairy.

Suddenly there was an imposing shout from the street: "Damn you! How dare you use this kind of stuff to pretend to be a tiger whip, set it up for me, I will cut a whip today!"

The middle-aged stall owner dressed as an Orion changed his expression in fright, and he turned around and was about to run away. Unexpectedly, he didn't run a few steps, and the two helpers behind him hugged their heads and feet, and they were immediately laid down on the street, causing the street There was a mess.

"Cutting the whip? Where is it?" The owner of the silk cloth shop was afraid of missing a good show and neglecting the business, so he ran out of the shop quickly, squeezed through the crowd, and accidentally fought with the busker who was holding a plate They collided together, and the copper coins in the plate spilled all over the floor, bouncing on the bluestone board, causing everyone to bend down to pick it up.

One of the copper coins was rushing to the fortune-telling stall, the blind old man suddenly rolled his eyes, revealing black eyes, and stepped on the copper coin with incomparable agility, scaring the fortune-telling customers. Not light.

"Senior officer, successfully took it!" In the chaos, two helpers, one on the left and one on the right, firmly pressed the hands and feet of the middle-aged stall owner, and one of them asked for credit.

"Let's see where you can go!" The official came forward, his drunken face was slightly blue, he looked only 25 or [-] years old, he was wearing an embroidered brocade robe and a jade pendant around his waist. Seeing it as top-grade suet white jade, a sense of wealth and nobility is compelling from afar.

"I'm serious about doing business, why do the high officials call a deer a horse and insist that my tiger penis is fake?" The middle-aged stall owner who was pinned to the ground shouted, pulling his neck.

"Huh? Still dare to quibble?" The senior official looked at the crowd watching the excitement and announced loudly: "This person used beef jerky to pretend to be a tiger penis. Someone whip it down as a punishment!"

The official thought that this sentence would cause enthusiastic applause from the onlookers, at least a few cheers or reprimands from the middle-aged stall owner, but unexpectedly it attracted a silence. Looking around, many people shouted They looked at themselves with eyes that dared to be angry but did not dare to speak, and some people looked at the fake middle-aged stall owner with the eyes that you kid messed up the wrong person today.

The middle-aged stall owner stood up in silence instead: "Even though you are a high-ranking official, you can't commit murder in the street like this! Grandpa is lying here today, let's see what you can do to grandpa!"

"The mouth is quite tough, I don't know if you will be so tough down here!" Although the high official was a little disappointed with the crowd, he sneered twice after hearing this: "Left and right, bring the knife!"

The two helpers looked at each other, obviously they didn't come out with knives, no one would think that a high-ranking official would cut people's whips in the street today if he was in the mood, right?

"Two trash!" The official looked around in disappointment, and there happened to be a butcher's shop on the left, so he turned around and walked towards the butcher's shop, leaving a sentence: "I'll press everything for you." , I’m going to find a knife!”

The owner of the butcher shop saw the senior official coming towards his shop, with a protruding smile on his fat face, he clasped his greasy hands and hurriedly sang, "Sir, are you buying meat or... .”

The high official glanced, and saw a huge pig's head on the right hand side of the meat case, with all kinds of knives on the side, and pointed at it with his finger casually: "Stop talking nonsense! Didn't you hear me say that I want to cut people's whips? You, Bring that knife here!"

The butcher shop owner couldn't help but shivered when he saw the high-ranking official pointing to a sharp bone-eviscerating knife. Although he was very reluctant to turn his knife into a murder weapon, seeing that the high-ranking official was on fire today, if he said no, he might This butcher shop and itself are a crushing end.Anyway, he is a vendor selling fake tiger whips, so what does he have to do with him?

The butcher shop owner gritted his teeth secretly, picked up the sharp boning knife, turned the tip of the knife and handed it over respectfully.

The senior official frowned and looked at the sharp boned knife covered with lard, took a piece of horse dung paper wrapped in meat from the side to wrap the handle of the knife, and then rushed out majestically with the sharp boned knife in his hand. The butcher shop shouted, "Take off that guy's trousers! Spread your legs wider!"

"Ah, this is about to kill people, brother, let's go to the county government to report, who is this person, who dares to commit murder in the street?" said a passer-by and his companions watching the excitement.

"You're looking for death!" His companion covered his mouth in horror, and reprimanded him in a low voice: "It's your first time to go to the market, and I don't know who this high-ranking official is. People who eat and drink together every day, even if they kill someone, no one dares to care about it!"

"Decree!" The two helpers got the order, and began to pull down the middle-aged stall owner's trousers, revealing the swarthy thing.

The onlookers cried out in surprise, many women turned their backs and did not dare to look any further, but a few bold ones opened their eyes wide instead, for fear of missing it.

"If you have the guts, come and cut Grandpa's bird, don't dangle a knife around to scare people!" The middle-aged stall owner braced his neck, pretending to be calm and righteous.

"Hehe, are you still so tough? I like it." The official squatted down with a smile on his face, patted the object twice with a sharp knife for bone removal, and then raised the sharp knife upright, causing a burst of commotion among the onlookers : "Then I'll cut it back and use it as a specimen!"

"My dear mother..." Unexpectedly, with two light strokes of the sharp knife, the middle-aged stall owner suddenly let out a miserable cry, his eyes turned white, his body became limp and paralyzed, and a puff of piss came from his body. The crotch rose to the sky, and the two helpers backed away holding their noses.

"My darling, someone was killed! Run!" Someone in the crowd yelled hard, and everyone frantically scattered around, fearing that they might have anything to do with it. In the chaos, you pushed and shoved each other. into a ball.

"Damn it, I peed out of fright! His tone was tough, but he was also a coward?" The official stood up, looked at the puddle of water under the middle-aged stall owner, and deboned the middle-aged stall owner in disappointment. The sharp knife was thrown on the ground casually, and the sky-upper yelled: "It's so boring!"

"That's a high-ranking official who is so wise and powerful that he was scared to death." One of the helpers smiled obsequiously: "If you want to talk about interesting places, there is no more interesting place in this city than Baihualou. The little girls there, Xipi Tender meat, tsk tsk, can squeeze out water."

"The ancient brothel! I, Wang Tianxing, an ordinary medical college student, never thought that I could travel to this inexplicable era in just one night's sleep. I don't even know who the time travels to, but I have money waiting for me in my pocket." How can I not go to Baihualou to drink flower wine? It’s okay to drink a little wine, listen to a ditty, and have a double flight. This life is called comfort. What changes history, brother who does three things and four things Enjoying life is the most important thing." Wang Tianxing smiled knowingly, grabbed a bunch of copper coins from his pocket, and threw them to the helper without looking at them: "I am very happy with your proposal." Satisfied, take this to drink!"

"Senior officer, please come this way." The group of idlers happily got a bunch of copper coins with ease, and smiled happily, nodding and bowing their heads in haste to lead the way: "Baihualou is just across this small street, and it is at the second intersection."

Another helper saw that his companion had benefited, and while walking with Wang Tianxing, he talked about the number one girl in Baihualou in detail, not to be outdone: "The officials don't know that there are twelve number one girls in Baihualou. In the name of Flower Fairy, all of them play, play and sing, omnipotent, and the most famous ones are Peach Blossom Fairy and Chrysanthemum Fairy."

"What? Chrysanthemum Fairy?" Wang Tianxing didn't know what to think of, with an evil smile: "Is it really called Chrysanthemum Fairy? This name is very interesting."

Those gangsters didn't listen to the meaning of the words, and they continued to introduce: "The high official likes the chrysanthemum fairy? That's really insightful. Although the chrysanthemum fairy is ranked second, but the unique skill of the ice and fire nine layers is Lian Jingcheng. All the distinguished guests who came here are full of praise.”

"Ice and Fire Nine Heavens? It turns out that this kind of unique skill has existed in ancient times, tsk tsk." Hearing this, Wang Tianxing's mind was already filled with scenes from the action movies he had watched. I knew I was hit hard by something.

"Who is blind who throws things around? Do you know that throwing objects from high altitude is a criminal offense? If I throw a flowerpot down, I won't be crushed to death..." Wang Tianxing was furious when he saw a short bamboo pole on the ground, Cursing angrily, he looked up and met the woman who was leaning halfway out of the window with one hand propped up.

"What a beautiful woman!" Wang Tianxing saw that although the woman had no makeup, she was already compared to all the celebrities he had seen, and immediately swallowed some curse words.

The ancient beauty looked deeply apologetic, and opened her mouth lightly: "Pan Jinlian, my slave, I didn't know that this high-ranking official was passing by, and she accidentally dropped the fork. I hope the high-ranking official will forgive me."