Merry Xianggong Ximen Qing
Chapter 11 Entertainment
Avoiding Pan Jinlian and becoming Wu Song's boss, Ximenqing is very unhappy. The feeling of touching Pan Jinlian's breasts just now seems to be still there, but a man has a big heart and can advance or retreat, let alone a Pan Jinlian?
Aren't all the beauties in the entire Song Dynasty waving to Brother?One day, my brother will rush out of Qinghe County and play all over the Song Dynasty!What Li Shishi, what Li Qingzhao.
Uh, having said that, why is everyone surnamed Li?This is a proposition worth studying, but it's not something I need to consider.
Ximen Qing thought of this with a smile, and suggested to Zhu Zhixian: "My lord, this meal is over, shall we have some entertainment next?"
"Entertainment project?" Both Zhu Zhixian and the master were shocked by the term after hundreds of years: "What is a project? What entertainment can there be in projects and projects?"
"Ah..." Ximen Qing realized that he had been carried away for a while, and threw out a new term of this era, and quickly explained with a smile: "This is just a way of speaking by Xiaosheng, that is, it can make your item... The back of the neck...moves, eye-comforting entertainment."
Seeing Zhu Zhixian and his master struggling, Ximen Qinglang laughed: "For example, the famous Baihualou in our county..."
"Here..." Zhu Zhixian slapped the table, muttering the four words "entertainment project" in his mouth: "So that's what it means, Miaomiaomiao. There are girls from Baihualou dancing, which naturally makes your neck Move your eyes, move your eyes."
"Brother Ximen's four-character entertainment project can be as famous as beautiful and delicious." Zhu Zhixian couldn't help but recited Lu Ji's famous sentence, "Fresh skin is as moist as it is beautiful."
"I've heard people say that all the twelve beauties in Baihualou are rare beauties." The master interjected from the side.
Zhu Zhixian seemed to be full of thoughts, as if he was recalling something: "Ximen's proposal is exactly what the county wants. Last time, Miss Peony, it's on time..."
The economy of the Song Dynasty was unprecedentedly developed, which laid a solid material foundation for the vigorous development of the brothel industry. The government did not prohibit officials from entering and leaving brothels, but the government also opened brothels themselves!
Officials under the control and leadership of the government played a leading role in the prosperity of the brothel industry in the Song Dynasty.Officials not only have good looks, but most of the piano, chess, calligraphy and paintings are all clean, and they are also served by officials for entertainment in the officialdom!
There are government offices in the government, and the private brothel industry is also booming and growing. There are also Baihualou in Qinghe County, not to mention Tokyo Prefecture and Daming Prefecture?Tokyo has Li Shishi, and Qinghe also has the twelve-headed card.
Although court officials were not allowed to enter private brothels at will, didn't Zhao Ji, Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty, go to pick up Li Shishi from time to time?And jealousy with Zhou Bangyan!
The so-called upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. In the era of the Northern Song Dynasty, the emperor still had fun with the people.
"It's better to act than to be moved, my lord, let's go?" Ximen Qing looked at Zhu Zhixian's look like a pig brother, and he was quite looking forward to it.
Chrysanthemum girl, brother is here!
Zhu Zhixian came back to his senses, stood up and said, "That's right, let's go, this time the county is going to meet that chrysanthemum girl, I heard that the chrysanthemum girl is from the east..."
Uh, I didn't expect Zhu Zhixian to snatch Chrysanthemum girl from himself as soon as he made a move. Ximenqing's mind was spinning quickly, and when he was thinking of an argument to persuade Zhu Zhixian to give up Chrysanthemum girl, someone outside the private room shouted: "This Ma'am, you can't go in, there are distinguished guests inside!"
"Fart! Steward, give me a slap in the face and see who dares to stop me today!" The lady was obviously really angry, and screamed at the man who was about to reach out to block her way.
An extremely loud slap followed.
"Snapped!"
"Ah! My mother, I beat someone!"
The voice seemed familiar. When Ximenqing was digging for memories, Zhu Zhixian's face sank: "Why is it so uncomfortable to eat? Master, go out and have a look!"
The master didn't need to explain, he was already moving towards the door of the private room. Unexpectedly, the door of the private room was suddenly pushed open. The person facing him was a middle-aged man dressed as a butler, and behind him was a man covering his face, who seemed to be swollen up.
Yes, I know.The master's footsteps stopped suddenly, and instead he gestured to the newly appointed Ximen county captain with his eyes.
What's up?Before the formalities are completed, I have to let my brother perform his duties. There is not even half of the yamen servants around here. How can I do it?
When Ximen Qing was hesitating, a delicate voice came from outside the door: "Ah, so our senior officials are here, why don't they speak?"
Who is this?What about the woman who cursed just now?
The butler at the door turned sideways, and a beautiful lady in her early twenties flashed in beside her. Her face was like a silver basin, her eyes were like apricots. At this time, her eyes turned around, and she saw Zhu Zhixian who was standing behind her, so she did it calmly. Yili: "I didn't know that the county magistrate was here, but Yueniang offended me."
Zhu Zhixian smiled awkwardly: "Brothers and sisters are exempt from courtesy."
It was only then that Ximen Qing realized what the master's eyes meant when he looked over at him just now, and he recognized the woman himself.
The one who came was Ximen Qing's first wife, Wu Yueniang too!
Isn't Wu Yueniang an official lady, well-educated, kind and virtuous, and obedient to her husband?The performance just now made Ximen Qing somewhat unexpected.From Ximenqing's memory, his concubine, Second Sister Zhuo, died of illness not long ago, and Wu Yueniang's health is not very good. Rampage, broke in?
"I heard from shopkeeper Fu that you had an old illness. Why didn't you go home to rest and drink instead?" Wu Yueniang walked to Ximen Qing's side in two steps, and the little bird stuck it up like a human being, looking around: "Officer, Let's go home and rest."
Somewhere in Ximenqing's heart trembled fiercely, this Wu Yueniang is not a simple thing!On the surface, Wu Yueniang felt sorry for her old illness and came to tell herself to go home and rest; what happened when the housekeeper slapped and scolded someone just now?
What's even more ruthless is that as soon as the door of the private room opened, Wu Yueniang came out pretending to be a charming wife, and this was for herself.
It seems that Ximenqing's house is not peaceful either!Ximen Qing suddenly felt like Yang Bailao was on his feet, and looked at the people in the private room miserably.
Looking everywhere, the butler didn't dare to look directly, and lowered his head; the master simply pretended to study the furnishings of the private room, picked up a sandalwood ornament and looked left and right; Zhu Zhixian coughed, and his gaze deviated 45 degrees.
It is said that in the feudal society, men cover the sky with one hand, but I didn't expect it to happen to me, but it was changed, and there was no one to help me.
Ximen Qing was thinking a little angrily. He hadn't realized that until that old man Zhu Xi in the Southern Song Dynasty came up with such harmful things as "preserving the principles of nature and destroying human desires", in fact, women have always been brave enough to control half the sky, even the whole world. God.
It's even easier to take the initiative to pursue love.
The air in the private room seemed to condense, and the atmosphere was very delicate for a while, and everyone was silent.
It was Zhu Zhixian who broke the silence with two coughs like two thunderclaps: "The county didn't expect Ximen Ximen to have an old illness, which made my brothers and sisters worry." Then he asked in a reproachful tone: "When Ximen entered the door Why didn't you make it clear? If I had known this, it would be better to ask Imperial Physician Bai to take the pulse of my younger brother and prescribe a prescription to recuperate it."
"This..." Ximen Qing couldn't say that he didn't have any old illnesses at all. He had traveled to this world and just had a headache for a while. I haven't had an attack for many years, and there will be no recurrence for at least three to five years after each attack, adults don't have to worry. What's more, Xiaosheng also sent someone to ask for a tranquilizer from Jiankang Prefecture, and it is estimated that he will come next month. "
"Since that's the case, the county is busy with business, so I'll go back first." Zhuzhi County was disturbed by Wu Yueniang, and he didn't have the mind to go to Baihualou: "If brother Ximen is not in good health, you can come to the county government to take over in a few days. .”
After talking about Zhu Zhixian, he led the master to swagger downstairs, and Wu Yueniang asked: "Officials, why do you want to go to the county government office?"
Ximen Qing looked at Wu Yueniang's pretty face, but couldn't be happy, and replied listlessly: "Just to make Madam happy, I just promised to be the magistrate of Qinghe County .”
"County lieutenant!" Wu Yueniang was overjoyed when she heard that, she almost didn't jump up: "Are you still in charge of Wudutou? It's Wu Erlang who beat the tiger?"
Looking at Wu Yueniang's meaning, she knew better than Ximenqing himself what the county lieutenant did.Ximenqing looked at Wu Yueniang, who was full of stars, and thought annoyedly: "When it comes to Wu Song, why are they all such virtues? These days, it's a big deal to hit a tiger? Brother can also fly a plane! And brother just did it Wu Song's boss, do you understand! Boss!"
"Officer, why don't you let Wudu come to the house when you have time?" Wu Yueniang didn't know what Ximen Qing was thinking, and continued to act like a star chaser, making Ximen Qing smile bitterly.
Ximen Qing thought for a long time, and finally threw out a sentence: "Wu Dutou is not at home, and went out to do something for the magistrate!"
Shame!
-
Wu Song wiped his mouth and lifted the whistle stick leaning against the table: "Shopkeeper, settle the score!"
"Guest officer, fifty essays in total."
Throwing down fifty copper coins, Wu Song walked out of the hotel, looked up at the sky, still whimpering, he couldn't help tightening the rope of Fan Yang's hat, put the whistle stick on his shoulder, and walked down the official road.
Ever since the county magistrate solemnly told him to put away the stack of children carefully, Wu Song kept them in his bosom and placed them close to his chest.Although the two thousand guanjiaozi were just a stack of paper, which was so thin that it had no weight at all, Wu Song felt that a stone was pressed against his chest since he started on the road.
"There is a relative in this county who is an official in Tokyo. His name is Zhu Yu, and he is now a Taiwei in front of the palace. The two thousand coins have been accumulated by the county for three years. They will be given to the Taiwei, and a letter will be sent to say hello. "Zhu Zhixian ordered Wu Song in a rare serious tone, and sent another letter.
Aren't all the beauties in the entire Song Dynasty waving to Brother?One day, my brother will rush out of Qinghe County and play all over the Song Dynasty!What Li Shishi, what Li Qingzhao.
Uh, having said that, why is everyone surnamed Li?This is a proposition worth studying, but it's not something I need to consider.
Ximen Qing thought of this with a smile, and suggested to Zhu Zhixian: "My lord, this meal is over, shall we have some entertainment next?"
"Entertainment project?" Both Zhu Zhixian and the master were shocked by the term after hundreds of years: "What is a project? What entertainment can there be in projects and projects?"
"Ah..." Ximen Qing realized that he had been carried away for a while, and threw out a new term of this era, and quickly explained with a smile: "This is just a way of speaking by Xiaosheng, that is, it can make your item... The back of the neck...moves, eye-comforting entertainment."
Seeing Zhu Zhixian and his master struggling, Ximen Qinglang laughed: "For example, the famous Baihualou in our county..."
"Here..." Zhu Zhixian slapped the table, muttering the four words "entertainment project" in his mouth: "So that's what it means, Miaomiaomiao. There are girls from Baihualou dancing, which naturally makes your neck Move your eyes, move your eyes."
"Brother Ximen's four-character entertainment project can be as famous as beautiful and delicious." Zhu Zhixian couldn't help but recited Lu Ji's famous sentence, "Fresh skin is as moist as it is beautiful."
"I've heard people say that all the twelve beauties in Baihualou are rare beauties." The master interjected from the side.
Zhu Zhixian seemed to be full of thoughts, as if he was recalling something: "Ximen's proposal is exactly what the county wants. Last time, Miss Peony, it's on time..."
The economy of the Song Dynasty was unprecedentedly developed, which laid a solid material foundation for the vigorous development of the brothel industry. The government did not prohibit officials from entering and leaving brothels, but the government also opened brothels themselves!
Officials under the control and leadership of the government played a leading role in the prosperity of the brothel industry in the Song Dynasty.Officials not only have good looks, but most of the piano, chess, calligraphy and paintings are all clean, and they are also served by officials for entertainment in the officialdom!
There are government offices in the government, and the private brothel industry is also booming and growing. There are also Baihualou in Qinghe County, not to mention Tokyo Prefecture and Daming Prefecture?Tokyo has Li Shishi, and Qinghe also has the twelve-headed card.
Although court officials were not allowed to enter private brothels at will, didn't Zhao Ji, Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty, go to pick up Li Shishi from time to time?And jealousy with Zhou Bangyan!
The so-called upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. In the era of the Northern Song Dynasty, the emperor still had fun with the people.
"It's better to act than to be moved, my lord, let's go?" Ximen Qing looked at Zhu Zhixian's look like a pig brother, and he was quite looking forward to it.
Chrysanthemum girl, brother is here!
Zhu Zhixian came back to his senses, stood up and said, "That's right, let's go, this time the county is going to meet that chrysanthemum girl, I heard that the chrysanthemum girl is from the east..."
Uh, I didn't expect Zhu Zhixian to snatch Chrysanthemum girl from himself as soon as he made a move. Ximenqing's mind was spinning quickly, and when he was thinking of an argument to persuade Zhu Zhixian to give up Chrysanthemum girl, someone outside the private room shouted: "This Ma'am, you can't go in, there are distinguished guests inside!"
"Fart! Steward, give me a slap in the face and see who dares to stop me today!" The lady was obviously really angry, and screamed at the man who was about to reach out to block her way.
An extremely loud slap followed.
"Snapped!"
"Ah! My mother, I beat someone!"
The voice seemed familiar. When Ximenqing was digging for memories, Zhu Zhixian's face sank: "Why is it so uncomfortable to eat? Master, go out and have a look!"
The master didn't need to explain, he was already moving towards the door of the private room. Unexpectedly, the door of the private room was suddenly pushed open. The person facing him was a middle-aged man dressed as a butler, and behind him was a man covering his face, who seemed to be swollen up.
Yes, I know.The master's footsteps stopped suddenly, and instead he gestured to the newly appointed Ximen county captain with his eyes.
What's up?Before the formalities are completed, I have to let my brother perform his duties. There is not even half of the yamen servants around here. How can I do it?
When Ximen Qing was hesitating, a delicate voice came from outside the door: "Ah, so our senior officials are here, why don't they speak?"
Who is this?What about the woman who cursed just now?
The butler at the door turned sideways, and a beautiful lady in her early twenties flashed in beside her. Her face was like a silver basin, her eyes were like apricots. At this time, her eyes turned around, and she saw Zhu Zhixian who was standing behind her, so she did it calmly. Yili: "I didn't know that the county magistrate was here, but Yueniang offended me."
Zhu Zhixian smiled awkwardly: "Brothers and sisters are exempt from courtesy."
It was only then that Ximen Qing realized what the master's eyes meant when he looked over at him just now, and he recognized the woman himself.
The one who came was Ximen Qing's first wife, Wu Yueniang too!
Isn't Wu Yueniang an official lady, well-educated, kind and virtuous, and obedient to her husband?The performance just now made Ximen Qing somewhat unexpected.From Ximenqing's memory, his concubine, Second Sister Zhuo, died of illness not long ago, and Wu Yueniang's health is not very good. Rampage, broke in?
"I heard from shopkeeper Fu that you had an old illness. Why didn't you go home to rest and drink instead?" Wu Yueniang walked to Ximen Qing's side in two steps, and the little bird stuck it up like a human being, looking around: "Officer, Let's go home and rest."
Somewhere in Ximenqing's heart trembled fiercely, this Wu Yueniang is not a simple thing!On the surface, Wu Yueniang felt sorry for her old illness and came to tell herself to go home and rest; what happened when the housekeeper slapped and scolded someone just now?
What's even more ruthless is that as soon as the door of the private room opened, Wu Yueniang came out pretending to be a charming wife, and this was for herself.
It seems that Ximenqing's house is not peaceful either!Ximen Qing suddenly felt like Yang Bailao was on his feet, and looked at the people in the private room miserably.
Looking everywhere, the butler didn't dare to look directly, and lowered his head; the master simply pretended to study the furnishings of the private room, picked up a sandalwood ornament and looked left and right; Zhu Zhixian coughed, and his gaze deviated 45 degrees.
It is said that in the feudal society, men cover the sky with one hand, but I didn't expect it to happen to me, but it was changed, and there was no one to help me.
Ximen Qing was thinking a little angrily. He hadn't realized that until that old man Zhu Xi in the Southern Song Dynasty came up with such harmful things as "preserving the principles of nature and destroying human desires", in fact, women have always been brave enough to control half the sky, even the whole world. God.
It's even easier to take the initiative to pursue love.
The air in the private room seemed to condense, and the atmosphere was very delicate for a while, and everyone was silent.
It was Zhu Zhixian who broke the silence with two coughs like two thunderclaps: "The county didn't expect Ximen Ximen to have an old illness, which made my brothers and sisters worry." Then he asked in a reproachful tone: "When Ximen entered the door Why didn't you make it clear? If I had known this, it would be better to ask Imperial Physician Bai to take the pulse of my younger brother and prescribe a prescription to recuperate it."
"This..." Ximen Qing couldn't say that he didn't have any old illnesses at all. He had traveled to this world and just had a headache for a while. I haven't had an attack for many years, and there will be no recurrence for at least three to five years after each attack, adults don't have to worry. What's more, Xiaosheng also sent someone to ask for a tranquilizer from Jiankang Prefecture, and it is estimated that he will come next month. "
"Since that's the case, the county is busy with business, so I'll go back first." Zhuzhi County was disturbed by Wu Yueniang, and he didn't have the mind to go to Baihualou: "If brother Ximen is not in good health, you can come to the county government to take over in a few days. .”
After talking about Zhu Zhixian, he led the master to swagger downstairs, and Wu Yueniang asked: "Officials, why do you want to go to the county government office?"
Ximen Qing looked at Wu Yueniang's pretty face, but couldn't be happy, and replied listlessly: "Just to make Madam happy, I just promised to be the magistrate of Qinghe County .”
"County lieutenant!" Wu Yueniang was overjoyed when she heard that, she almost didn't jump up: "Are you still in charge of Wudutou? It's Wu Erlang who beat the tiger?"
Looking at Wu Yueniang's meaning, she knew better than Ximenqing himself what the county lieutenant did.Ximenqing looked at Wu Yueniang, who was full of stars, and thought annoyedly: "When it comes to Wu Song, why are they all such virtues? These days, it's a big deal to hit a tiger? Brother can also fly a plane! And brother just did it Wu Song's boss, do you understand! Boss!"
"Officer, why don't you let Wudu come to the house when you have time?" Wu Yueniang didn't know what Ximen Qing was thinking, and continued to act like a star chaser, making Ximen Qing smile bitterly.
Ximen Qing thought for a long time, and finally threw out a sentence: "Wu Dutou is not at home, and went out to do something for the magistrate!"
Shame!
-
Wu Song wiped his mouth and lifted the whistle stick leaning against the table: "Shopkeeper, settle the score!"
"Guest officer, fifty essays in total."
Throwing down fifty copper coins, Wu Song walked out of the hotel, looked up at the sky, still whimpering, he couldn't help tightening the rope of Fan Yang's hat, put the whistle stick on his shoulder, and walked down the official road.
Ever since the county magistrate solemnly told him to put away the stack of children carefully, Wu Song kept them in his bosom and placed them close to his chest.Although the two thousand guanjiaozi were just a stack of paper, which was so thin that it had no weight at all, Wu Song felt that a stone was pressed against his chest since he started on the road.
"There is a relative in this county who is an official in Tokyo. His name is Zhu Yu, and he is now a Taiwei in front of the palace. The two thousand coins have been accumulated by the county for three years. They will be given to the Taiwei, and a letter will be sent to say hello. "Zhu Zhixian ordered Wu Song in a rare serious tone, and sent another letter.
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