Merry Xianggong Ximen Qing

What is Luo Zhenren?Except for those short-sighted like Black Whirlwind Li Kui, they are gods in the eyes of ordinary people.

Gongsun Sheng, the dragon who enters the clouds, is also an existence that looks up to the mountains. Can ordinary people just wave their hands and call the wind and rain?Can it fly sand and walk stones?With such a character sitting in the cottage, who would dare to mess with it?

So when Gongsun Sheng casually said "Bao Xue Bao Hui", everyone present believed it, including Ximen Qing.

Although looking at Gongsun Sheng's confused appearance, Ximen Qing still felt that this Gongsun Sheng would give him an elixir or something, and the matter would be settled.

immortal!Do you think you are Wang Xiaoer who herds cattle at the entrance of the village?

When Ximen Qing accompanied Gongsun Sheng, who was shaking at his feet, to the tent under the envious eyes of the leaders, Ximen Qing was still full of expectations.

Even when Gongsun Sheng asked with a big tongue: "Brother Ximen, have you read it?", Ximen Qing still answered honestly: "I have read it, but I don't understand many of them."

Ximen Qing suddenly noticed that Gongsun Sheng's body was visibly stiff: "Brother Ximen...please pour a cup of tea to sober up."

"This teacher is very responsible. He knows that he has drunk too much, so he must sober up before teaching." Ximen Qing happily gave Gongsun Sheng some strong tea.

Gongsun Sheng picked it up and asked while drinking: "Well...how many things I don't understand."

"This... how should I put it." Ximen Qing simply spread his hands: "Basically, I can't understand it."

"Pfft!" Gongsun Sheng sprayed a mouthful of strong tea on the ground, covered his head and asked, "Don't understand anything?"

"Immortals are immortals, and they don't spout indiscriminately in this situation." Ximen Qing raised his thumbs secretly, and replied openly: "Of course, I can't understand it. Is there any simple manual, quick fix, etc. ?”

This time Gongsun Sheng even dropped his teacup on the ground, looked at Ximen Qing with a sad face, and simply closed his eyes.

Ximen Qing saw that he was drinking too much and wanted to meditate and sleep, so he got up very sensible and said: "Mr. Gongsun drank a lot of wine today, let's talk tomorrow!"

Entering the Cloud Dragon, Gongsun Sheng closed his eyes and grabbed Ximen Qing's left hand, saying: "No! I can't go back to the mountain without teaching you! Wait, I'll sober up first!"

"Sober up? Can you sober up through meditation?" Ximen Qing sat down again and looked at Gongsun Sheng who seemed to be meditating with his eyes closed. He really couldn't figure out how to sober up?

Gongsun Sheng withdrew his hand and made a formula. Well, it looked like a wine glass. When he frowned, Ximen Qing noticed that there was a mist rising above Gongsun Sheng's head.

Fuck me, this is not a magic spell, this is the legendary gathering of three flowers!It turns out that Gongsun Sheng is also a master of the inner family?

Hmm, this mist smells like rice wine.

Ximen Qing was very curious about it, and he didn't know it. If he learned this frankly, wouldn't he be drunk for a thousand cups?

The blood ethanol concentration and acute alcohol poisoning that I learned by myself have all been subverted, okay?

If you're playing this kung fu while drinking, is there any sense of immortality?

When he was young, Gongsun Sheng received the magic spell, opened his eyes, and there was no alcohol in his eyes: "There is no quick way to learn the Tiangang Five Thunder Correction Law, you have to do it step by step. Today I will teach you to meditate first."

"Don't!" Ximen Qing shook his head like a rattle, and thought, "Who wants to learn this kind of meditation? After sitting for a long time, there is really no cure for a herniated disc."

"Why don't you talk about the method of luck first? The eight meridians?" Gongsun Sheng thought about it for a while and changed the method of getting started: "If you learn it quickly, you will have some achievements in two or three months."

"Two or three months? It's too late." Ximen Qing still shook his head: "Is there any other way? The simpler the better, it's best to do it right away."

"You!" Gongsun Sheng was speechless for a moment, and prepared to start teaching from the beginning. He didn't expect that Ximen Qing wouldn't learn this or that. Then when would he learn Tiangang Wulei Zheng*fa?

Ximen Qing thought about it. With his own qualifications, if he really wants to learn the Tiangang Five Thunders rectification method, he doesn't know when it will be, at least it will not be possible before the Jin Kingdom comes.

In martial arts novels, there is a distinction between good and evil. Decent people have a good face. They have laid a solid foundation in 30. It looks good, but it’s not as good as the evil faction’s star-absorbing magic and nine-yin white bone claws. What.

As for the saying that the decent martial arts will become more and more advanced later, and the evil martial arts will stagnate, Ximen Qing has always sneered at it. It is good if it is enough. Decency has been underfoot for 30 to [-] years.

Thinking of this, Ximen Qing looked at Gongsun Sheng who was speechless and asked, "Mr. Gongsun, this matter is actually very simple. Let me analyze it for you."

Gongsun Sheng was still bleeding in his heart, he replied casually: "Brother Ximen, just say it..."

"Is it because Mr. Gongsun can't teach me, so he can't go back to the mountain to do business, right?" Ximen Qing first asked the simplest question to seduce Gongsun Sheng.

"That's right." Gongsun Sheng remembered Luo Zhenren's swearing, and couldn't help shivering secretly: "If you can't teach you, how can you face my teacher when you go back?"

"Very good." Ximen Qing asked again: "To what extent do you have to learn the five thunders of the Tiangang to be regarded as mastered?"

Gongsun Sheng knew that Ximen Qing was about to take his train of thought into the ditch. He thought about it seriously and said, "If I can get started, I can go back to report to Teacher Ming smoothly. If I get started, I will be able to reach the summoning." A thunder that is as thick as an arm may be able to destroy some superficial sorcery."

"Then where is Mr. Gongsun now?" Ximen Qing continued to guide.

Without hesitation, Gongsun Sheng, the Dragon Dragon, said triumphantly: "If you use the thunder card bestowed by the teacher, you can probably summon a sky thunder as thick as a water tank, which can be easily broken by ordinary black magic."

"Mr. Gongsun, how long did it take you to get to this point?" Ximen Qing said with a smile, "Or how many years?"

"It's been about five or six years..." Gongsun Sheng couldn't help recalling the previous years of cultivation, his face was obviously not very good-looking.

Ximen Qing laughed and said, "Well, how many years will Mr. Gongsun plan to teach me?"

"This..." Gongsun Sheng's train of thought was led around by Ximen Qing, and then turned around, and he vaguely found that he was sent to teach Ximen Qing, which was an obvious pitfall.

Thinking of this, Gongsun Sheng felt a little sweaty behind his back.

Sure enough, Master Luo didn't intend to take it easy from the very beginning, this job is a big pit!

Seeing Gongsun Sheng's reaction, Ximen Qing knew that the heat was almost ready, so he took off the mutton fat jade pendant and put it on the table, "Mr. Gongsun, you said that my jade pendant is not extraordinary, do you have a name?"

"Thunderstone." Gongsun Sheng looked at the jade pendant enviously and said, "This jade pendant contains all kinds of lightning power, so it can be called a Thunder Stone."

Ximen Qing said with a smile: "Then Mr. Gongsun, can you teach me some simple methods to draw out a little bit of the power of lightning and let me use it?"

Ximenqing's idea is actually very simple to say. From the first time Gongsun Sheng saw this thunder stone, it showed that it is not ordinary. Since there is some lightning power in it, why don't you practice it and take it out directly. Can it be used?

Even if Ximen Qing has studied for several years and finally reached the level of Gongsun Sheng, would he dare to play with Tianlei Dianman as thick as a water tank all over the street?When it comes to war, it is of little use. How many people can be shocked among thousands of troops?It's better to set up dozens of cannons and bombard them.

As for reaching the height of Immortal Luo in his imagination, Ximen Qing didn't even dare to think about it.

Hearing what Ximenqing said, Gongsun Sheng's brain suddenly opened up, and he grasped a possibility: "Speaking of which, if you want to mobilize a little bit of the power of thunder and lightning in the Thunder God Stone, it's not impossible..."

"Then I'm all ears." Ximen Qing returned to the appearance of a student eager for knowledge: "As long as Mr. Gongsun can teach me this simple method, wouldn't it be considered that I have learned it?"

Gongsun Sheng's eyes lit up: "Then if my teacher asks..."

Ximen Qing said with a smile: "Of course, under Mr. Gongsun's careful teaching, he brought me into the door. The master brought me in and practiced on his own. It has nothing to do with Mr. Gongsun."

"Okay, okay." Gongsun Sheng was so happy that he almost didn't jump up: "Brother Ximen has solved a big problem for me."

Ximen Qing nodded with a smile and said, "In this way, Mr. Gongsun can go back to work earlier..."

"Well, I have a way here... It's just that the lightning force that can be induced at the beginning is very small, and it seems to have no effect." Gongsun Sheng thought for a while and shook his head: "It seems that there is still something wrong."

Ximen Qing asked, "How far can it go?"

"Fighting against people can probably partially paralyze people's body..." Gongsun Sheng picked up the thunder stone and gestured: "Even if you are proficient in using it, it is just like Shiqian before being paralyzed by electric shocks. Can't move."

"Enough! This is enough!" Contrary to Gongsun Sheng's expectation, Ximen Qing was very happy with this result. Being able to shock people into paralysis anytime and anywhere is equivalent to those superpowers in the West!

Gongsun Sheng nodded and said: "Okay, this method needs to consume people's minds and minds. You can only use it once or twice a day. If you use it too much, your brain will swell, and if it is serious, it may cause backlash."

"No problem, is this a quick way?" Ximen Qing was still concerned about how long it would take for him to learn it: "About that...can this method also light up Lei Gongshi?"

The biggest use of this Thunder Kung Stone is to illuminate it at night. Ximen Qing has never been interested in candle oil lamps. If he learns how to use it as a flashlight at night, or hang it up as a lamp...

"This shouldn't be a problem." Gongsun Sheng didn't understand what was going on in Ximen Qing's mind at all, so he nodded and said, "Is this method just a formula of Taoism... After a few days of learning, you should be able to master it?"

"Mr. Gongsun, teach me quickly!" Ximen Qing was impatient, because he had already thought of several ways to seduce people!