Merry Xianggong Ximen Qing

() "Wait a minute." Ximen Qing said: "Right now the enemy is clear and we are in the dark. This defeat has gone away. Let's go to the hotel first to find out the news."

Wu Song also said: "Anyway, I can't run away from him, so why bother? Go play in the hotel first, and surprise this guy!"

The three of them walked thirty to fifty steps forward, and they saw a big hotel at the T-shaped intersection ahead, and a looking pole was erected in front of it, on which was hung a huge wine-watcher, with four large characters written on it: "Hejian Fengyue."

When I walked in front of the store, I saw green-painted railings stretching across the door, with two golden flags inserted, each with five large gold characters that read: "The universe is big in the drunk, and the sun and the moon in the pot are long."

Wu Song looked at it with a sneer and said, "This guy is quite handsome. From what the little girl said just now, I'm afraid the store owner is bullying the customers."

When Ximen Qing looked at it, except for the three facades in the middle, there were two large wing rooms beside it, one side was a meat table and chopping boards; At midnight, there were few guests, so they all rested.

Further inside, there are three large wine vats, half of which are buried in the ground, and each of them contains more than half of the vat of wine; Ximen Qing smelled it, then went over to have a look, it was nothing more than ordinary village wine, nothing out of the ordinary .

There is a counter in the middle of the hotel, and there is a young woman in it, who is knocking melon seeds with her legs crossed, and the melon seeds are thrown all over the floor.

Ximenqing remembered that this woman seemed to be Jiang Menshen's newly married concubine when he first came to Mengzhou, and she was born as a singer.

When the three of them came in, Ximen Qing waved his hands, went to a table opposite the counter and sat down swaggeringly, staring intently at the woman, and whistled: "Wu Er, look, this little lady is still tall." okay?"

The woman was a little annoyed when she heard this, she only thought that she was passing by, and she didn't know who the owner of the hotel was, but she didn't want to cause trouble, so she turned her face slightly to look outside the hotel, she still kept knocking sunflower seeds.

Wu Song knew that Ximenqing was playing tricks on that woman on purpose, so he laughed and said, "This kind of sex is just ordinary, and the maids in the host's courtyard should be better."

Sun Erniang also had fun: "Master, what's so good about that kind of sex? Skinny ones have no breasts, no butts."

The woman turned her face and listened, her heart became angry, she threw away the melon seeds in her hand and was about to curse back; here Wu Song knocked on the table vigorously and shouted: "Where is the owner of the wine seller? Why don't you come to visit my owner?"

The woman winked, called the bartender in charge, and said in a low voice: "The guests at that table are just annoying, you go, no matter what you want, the price will be ten times higher."

The bartender responded, walked up to Wu Song and said, "Guest, how much wine do you want?"

Wu Song said carelessly: "What kind of good wine can you have in this small place? Get [-] cents of wine and try it first!"

The bartender went back to the cabinet and told the woman to scoop up two horns of wine, scalded it and took a bowl: "Guest, this is the top-quality wine in the store, please try it."

Before Wu Song had drunk it, Erniang Sun raised her nose and sniffed it, and said angrily, "You dare to serve this wine even if pigs don't eat it? You are ashamed to say what kind of high-quality wine it is!"

The bartender saw that Wu Song and Sun Erniang were not ordinary people, but all the servants were like this, let alone Ximen Qing who was sitting by the side?So I went back to the cabinet and said to the woman, "My lady, just exchange some good wine from the store for him."

The woman took it angrily, poured the wine directly, scooped up some high-quality wine and said: "I don't know if I have money, you go and ask, don't let the bill end in the end!"

The bartender ironed it again, brought it over and said, "Guest, this is the best wine in our shop, and the price is consistent."

Wu Song shouted, "Are you still afraid that the old man won't give you the money?"

Speaking of which, Wu Song brought up the bowl to drink, smacked it, smacked it, spit it on the bartender's face, and even dropped the bowl: "Your wine is sour, how can I ask someone to drink it? Let's get the best wine! Take it too late, be careful to smash your hotel!"

"You man, don't talk nonsense. This wine is famous far and wide. Even the gentlemen in Mengzhou City are full of praise after drinking it." The bartender wiped his face and sneered: "You can also ask for good wine. Bring the ten pens!"

After hearing this, Ximen Qing sneered, grabbed a handful of jiaozi from his arms and threw it on the table: "It is said that the store is bullying customers, the master has learned the lesson today. You obediently brought the best wine, The master is happy to drink, and there is a reward; take some village brew, and this will be your funeral money!"

The bartender took a look at the Jiaozi, glanced at it, not to mention a thousand guan, there are six or seven hundred guan, and immediately forgot the cruel words just now, turned around and came to the counter, and said to the woman: "That table is a joke. He was taken advantage of, and there were six or seven hundred guan in a single shot, so he took out some Jingchun Chun, and slaughtered him ruthlessly."

<Come on, scoop some up for the bartender, and order: "Bring me a price!"

The bartender nodded, warmed a bowl and said, "You all have some good tastes. This is a hundred-year-old wine in our shop, and it is not sold on weekdays! Not to mention Mengzhou, I'm afraid it won't be sold in Tokyo!"

Wu Song brought it over and took a sip, sure enough it was a familiar taste, and nodded to Ximen Qing: "This wine has something interesting." <Sure enough, it's here, but I don't know if it's all there, he patted the table and said: "Let's have a jar! "

The bartender was secretly proud: "It's the same price, fifty guan for each pot!"

The price of fifty guan is simply absurd. At grandma's house, Ximen Qing nonchalantly tapped the stack of sticks on the table and said, "Why, do you think these are not enough for fifty guan?"

"Don't dare." Looking at the stack of friends, the bartender almost closed his smiling eyes: "Young one, go down and prepare some appetizers."

Seeing the bartender's attitude turn 180 degrees, Ximen Qing smiled and asked the bartender again, "What's your master's name?"

The bartender replied: "The owner of the shop is named Jiang."

"My surname is Jiang?" Ximen Qing sneered and suddenly raised his voice, "But why isn't your surname Li?"

This sentence can be regarded as a topic worth studying in Water Margin. This sentence is so ruthless. At that time, most of the attractive people in prostitutes were surnamed Li, and the most famous one was Li Shishi. Many prostitutes whose surname was not Li also changed their surname to Li, which made them feel better.

At this time Ximen Qing shook off his words, pointing directly at the Jiang family as a house of prostitutes, and secretly pointing out the woman's background.

Others may not understand this kind of language, but it is impossible for Jiang Menshen's concubine, who was originally a singer, to understand.

So when Ximen Qing said this, the woman was furious, slapped the counter and shouted: "Where did the drunk cat come from, talking nonsense here!"

The bartender didn't want to part with the money, so he smoothed things over and said, "Madam, please calm down, you are a barbarian from a foreign land, and you don't know how powerful our master is."

Wu Song patted the table and said: "You bird man, what kind of bird fart! My master said your family name is Li, so it is Li!"

"It doesn't matter if your surname is Jiang." Ximen Qing pretended to persuade: "Man, you ask the woman on the counter to come down to have a drink with me, and the master pays as much as you want."

The bartender was shocked when he heard this: "The guest is not talking nonsense, this is the owner's wife!"

"Fart!" Wu Song yelled, "So what if it's your master's wife? My master is so honorable, come down and have a drink together, what's the matter?"

The woman was furious when she heard this, and cursed loudly: "Kill me! You damned ones, you don't know whose territory this Happy Forest belongs to, you dare to make trouble!"

I was really angry, so I pushed the counter and came out to scold.

Ximen Qing glanced over, Wu Song chuckled, punched the bartender in the chest, knocked the bartender down, rushed to the edge of the counter in two or three steps, stretched his hands in, and immediately grabbed the woman tightly.

How strong is that woman, can she struggle?Wu Song pressed his waist with one hand, crushed the crown on his head with the other, grabbed the bun, lifted it out through the cabinet, walked to the door in two steps, and threw it into the big wine vat.

There was only a plop, and the woman was thrown straight into the big wine vat, unable to get out for a while.

Several other bartenders saw this happening from a distance, and ran towards Wu Song nimbly, trying to stop him so that they could fish out the master's concubine from the big wine vat.

Wu Song stretched out his big hand, picked up one earlier, and threw it into the big wine vat beside him; another bartender rushed over, Wu Song kicked it backwards, grabbed it and threw it into the big wine vat.

At this time, the three big wine vats were filled with people, and the remaining two bartenders brought up a stool each when they saw this, and Wu Song yelled loudly, and they were all stunned.

Wu Song punched the chest twice, knocking them all to the ground.

Seeing Wu Song's bravery, the rest of the bartenders did not dare to go forward. Seeing Ximen Qing and Sun Erniang alone, they rushed forward to arrest them.

Sun Erniang sneered: "The high officials sit down at ease, I have my slaves here."

As he said that, he took out a sharp knife from his sleeve, thrust it straight into the table, rolled up his sleeves and shouted: "If anyone is not afraid of death, just go forward, my old lady has white knives in and red knives out, come one to kill one, come two to kill Dead pair!"

Those bartenders saw that the maid was so vicious, which one would dare to come over?

Sitting resting in the side room, the Huo family troublemaker heard something wrong, and when he came out to see it, he was taken aback. No one dared to go forward, and there was a way for the troublemakers to come and go, Wu Song thought: "That guy must report it." The door god Jiang is here, and the master is waiting here, and he's going to punch shit in front of him!"

Ximenqing stood up, accepted the handover and said to Erniang Sun: "Erniang, Jiang Menshen is here right now, let's go to the courtyard to watch the battle."

Sun Erniang happened to watch Wu Song's fists and kicks, why was she reluctant?He pulled out a sharp knife from the table and shook it at the bartenders, and then accompanied Ximen Qing to the courtyard. He saw someone struggling in each of the three large wine vats, but the walls of the wine vats were slippery, how could they break free?

Especially the woman before, her head and body were covered with wine, her head was broken somewhere, and she was in a terrible state. The whereabouts of < will do. "

Wu Song replied: "Brother, Wu Song naturally understands, but the servant is fat, but he can endure it."

As soon as the words fell, someone shouted furiously: "Anyone who has no eyes dares to come to Jiang to make trouble!"

The romantic husband Ximen Qing:

Chapter 180 IX But Why Isn't My Surname Li:

♂♂