Merry Xianggong Ximen Qing
Chapter 219
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"Mr. Jiang, you don't need to worry." Ximen Qing smiled and said, "I've already planned for this matter, but I'm still on the way. When Xue'er and the others arrive, it's okay."
Jiang Jing saw that Ximen Qing was still playing tricks, but seeing that Ximen Qing was so confident, he felt relieved.
"The restaurant is open as usual." Ximenqing ordered: "You should invite the waiters, and the cook should be the best, but before Xueer and the others arrive, let's not buy Jingyangchun, let Liang Lehe watch the show secretly People are in a hurry."
"Okay!" The fortune teller Jiang Jing, although his legs were sore, became motivated: "Following the master, the only one who suffers is others!"
As soon as this remark came out, there was another laugh in the courtyard.
Early the next morning, shopkeeper Liu came to the door on his own initiative and delivered the house deed and other things. Jiang Jing had a rest all night and was full of energy, so he and shopkeeper Liu went to East Cross Street to deliver the goods, and the shop was renamed Ximen; When I was in the house, I made a clear settlement with the housekeeper. When I returned, I hired a porter to move, and asked someone to find maids and servants, including the restaurant's buddies and cooks.
Naturally, Ximenqing still does what he is most used to and leaves the shopkeeper alone. It is better to leave these tedious matters to Jiang Jing, a magician. I haven't seen any news from that old Zhang in the past two days, and it's the day of Dianmao, so I just go to the imperial city together with Wu Song take a trip.
The person on duty at the gate of the Imperial City Division was actually the same Chazi from last time, still lazily basking in the sun, his eyes weakly looking at the street, but in fact all the passers-by were under surveillance.
Ximen Qing and Wu Song strode into the courtyard, but the chazi didn't even turn his eyes, as if what was entering was air.
Since the first small "accident" happened, when Ximen Qing and Wu Song came to the Imperial City Division again, they were so unimpeded.
Of course, no one greeted them with great fanfare at the door.
Huangcheng Secretary still maintains that mystery and plainness.
Not to mention Ximen Qing and Wu Song, even if Tan Zhen and Qian Gui came in from the entrance of the courtyard, no one would come forward to say hello.
After clicking the Mao, Ximen Qing and Wu Song went straight to the hut on the right side of the yard.
There is where Lao Zhang usually works.
Although Lao Zhang has been in the Imperial City Department for a long time, he has been on two boats for a long time, and he seems to be a centrist. The direct result of this is that he has been working for such a long time. Did not mix up.
However, within the Imperial City Division, seniority is also considered important. Lao Zhang has been in the Imperial City Division for a long time and he has some connections. He knows a lot of forces on both sides. He does some paperwork and prepares to retire in the Imperial City Division smoothly.
Even though it was broad daylight, the door of the house was still ajar, and the Imperial City Secretary specialized in spying on information, so he was always very vigilant about things like leaks.
Working with the door wide open, who knows who is passing by the door?A quick glance may reveal a lot, even within the Imperial City Division.
Ximen Qing pushed the door disapprovingly, and shouted, "Is Lao Zhang there?"
Behind the wooden table in the house, a young subordinate looked up in surprise: "You are"
Immediately, the subordinate staff realized that there were two commanders standing in front of him, so he quickly got up and walked around the table to salute, "Greetings, my lord."
"Huh? Where's Lao Zhang?" Ximen Qing was a little confused. Although there are few people coming to this place, it's not a mistake.Could it be that the Imperial City Division 900 years ago also transferred employees' seats to and from some companies in later generations?
"Adults and villains are also surnamed Zhang." The young subordinate raised his head, showing his teeth and smiling.
This scene is rare in the Imperial City Division. Everyone's faces are calm and calm. Where can there be such a hypocritical smile?
"Senior Zhang has worked for the imperial city for many years, and he has retired." Zhang Xuli continued with a half-smile expression: "The villain will do the work for the adults, and you can just ask for anything."
Ximen Qing didn't continue to ask, but still looked at Zhang Xuli's hypocritical face seriously, and looked at it very carefully.
Wu Song stood silently at the door, seemingly blocking the door unintentionally.
I don't know how long it took, but the petty official's face went numb from smiling, he rubbed his face with his hand and said, "My lord, what do you mean?"
"When did Lao Zhang retire?" Ximen Qing asked suddenly, and at the same time, he took a step with his left leg!
Subconsciously, the subordinate also took half a step back at the same time, and very naturally got out of the way of the wooden table behind him.
"yesterday."
After Zhang Xuli rubbed his face, he smiled eternally: "It was yesterday."
"Yesterday?" Ximen Qing seemed a little surprised, but immediately stretched his right leg and came in front of that subordinate in an instant.
Zhang Xuli took another step back with a smile, but what he didn't expect was that Ximen Qing raised his hand at the same time, and slapped him fiercely in the face.
Zhang Xuli watched the slap fall with a smile, and this time he didn't even move: "My lord, why bother?"
"Snapped!"
The slap was quite loud, but Zhang Xuli didn't even shake his body: "My lord, why bother?"
Ximen Qing kept silent, and quickly slapped back, ready to complete a set of double slaps.
Zhang Xuli faced it calmly. He was arranged to come to this room to give Ximen Qing a soft nail, so that he would retreat in spite of difficulties. Being slapped twice was as easy as drinking two sips of water.
Therefore, when the back of Ximen Qing's hand almost touched his left cheek, the only thought in Zhang Xuli's mind was that.
"Ximen Qing is nothing more than that, I'm afraid Tan Goudang thinks highly of him"
At this moment, Zhang Xuli will suddenly wake up, wishing to turn back time, and determined not to step into this room.
Because the left side of his face became numb from the beating, Zhang Xuli was horrified to find that the numbness started from his left side and spread immediately.
Smile, freeze.
Tongue, unable to move.
Zhang Xuli couldn't even feel whether his lips were open or closed.
Frightened, Zhang Xuli made a meaningless strange sound from his throat, and fell straight down.
Because half of his body has already started to go numb.
"Is this witchcraft?"
This thought flashed through Zhang Xuli's mind, and he was already lying on the green brick floor, and began to twitch.
Wu Song entered the room very cooperatively, and then closed the door.
Looking at Zhang Xuli who was trembling on the ground, Ximen Qing withdrew his palm in great satisfaction, stepped over Zhang Xuli, and sat down firmly on the chair.
Immediately afterwards, Ximen Qing raised one foot and lightly stepped on Zhang Xuli's lower abdomen.
"The more you use the power of this thunder stone, the more skillful it becomes. It seems that the effect is better than what Gongsun Sheng expected."
Ximen Qing smiled and looked down at the achievements of his "Tiangang Five Thunders" and said softly: "Your master must not know my ability. Tell me, where is Lao Zhang? Tsk tsk, you dodge very neatly, who are you?"
"Zhang Xuli" looked back at Ximen Qing with vicious eyes, but Ximen Qing could clearly see deep panic in it.
"By the way, you may not be able to speak now." Ximen Qing said with a smile: "But I am very patient. If you refuse to speak, after you finish shaking, I will give you a few more words until you are willing to speak."
"Zhang Xuli" gradually stopped twitching, tried to open his mouth, and found that apart from being numb, he could almost speak.
"Old Zhang is indeed retired. The villain's surname is indeed Zhang."
This answer obviously made Ximen Qing very dissatisfied, and continued to step on the lower abdomen of "Zhang Subliman", Ximen Qing smiled softly: "This may be the truth, but what I want to hear is the whole truth."
"Old Zhang is probably retired and where is he now?"
After a pause, Ximen Qing continued, "At the beginning, you subconsciously kept a proper distance from me, but later you realized that this would make me suspicious, so you decided not to dodge it."
"My lord's guess is correct." The "Xiang Zhang" replied: "My villain might as well tell you that Lao Zhang is imprisoned in a secret place. Stop thinking about it."
"It doesn't matter who the villain is, but you can't afford to offend the person behind it. Please respect yourself, sir, let the villain stand up, and pretend this never happened."
Ximen Qing laughed and said, "You guys are quite courageous. You actually arranged for you to wait here for me. Tan Goudang is a good move, but it's a pity that you met me."
When the "Zhang Xuli" heard the word "Tan Goudang", he immediately shut his mouth, as if Ximen Qing had cast a spell on him.
"I think I guessed it right." Ximen Qing said with a smile, "Then tell me, where is Lao Zhang locked up?"
That "Zhang Xuli" just looked at Ximen Qing with his eyes, shut his mouth tightly and never spoke again.
"Interesting." Ximen Qing squinted his eyes and looked at the "Xiang Li" and said, "That feeling of numbness is very interesting."
That "Zhang Subliman" simply closed his eyes, but his body trembled a little, and Ximen Qing immediately felt this change on the soles of his feet.
"Next, I'm going to do one thing to you." Ximen Qing said with a smile, "I hope you've already married a wife and had children, otherwise you might not have a chance."
"What do you want to do?" The "Xiang Li" couldn't help asking.
Ximen Qing applauded and said with a smile, "Think about it first, if the numb feeling just now was magnified ten times and a hundred times, and then applied to your lower body, what kind of reaction do you think it will have?"
"I tell you very responsibly, first you will involuntarily incontinence, and when you can't feel it, the feces and urine will be pulled in your crotch." Ximen Qing said: "Of course, some strange things may also flow out at the same time, but this is still Not the point."
"As the intensity builds up, for the rest of your life, you lose feeling forever."
"Maybe your thing will turn black." Ximen Qing thought for a while and said, "Women and so on will never be with you because no woman would like a non-man who shits in his crotch anytime and anywhere."
Hearing this, the body of "Zhang Subliman" couldn't help shaking like chaff.
The romantic husband Ximen Qing:
Chapter 210 IX Electrocution Serving:
♂♂
"Mr. Jiang, you don't need to worry." Ximen Qing smiled and said, "I've already planned for this matter, but I'm still on the way. When Xue'er and the others arrive, it's okay."
Jiang Jing saw that Ximen Qing was still playing tricks, but seeing that Ximen Qing was so confident, he felt relieved.
"The restaurant is open as usual." Ximenqing ordered: "You should invite the waiters, and the cook should be the best, but before Xueer and the others arrive, let's not buy Jingyangchun, let Liang Lehe watch the show secretly People are in a hurry."
"Okay!" The fortune teller Jiang Jing, although his legs were sore, became motivated: "Following the master, the only one who suffers is others!"
As soon as this remark came out, there was another laugh in the courtyard.
Early the next morning, shopkeeper Liu came to the door on his own initiative and delivered the house deed and other things. Jiang Jing had a rest all night and was full of energy, so he and shopkeeper Liu went to East Cross Street to deliver the goods, and the shop was renamed Ximen; When I was in the house, I made a clear settlement with the housekeeper. When I returned, I hired a porter to move, and asked someone to find maids and servants, including the restaurant's buddies and cooks.
Naturally, Ximenqing still does what he is most used to and leaves the shopkeeper alone. It is better to leave these tedious matters to Jiang Jing, a magician. I haven't seen any news from that old Zhang in the past two days, and it's the day of Dianmao, so I just go to the imperial city together with Wu Song take a trip.
The person on duty at the gate of the Imperial City Division was actually the same Chazi from last time, still lazily basking in the sun, his eyes weakly looking at the street, but in fact all the passers-by were under surveillance.
Ximen Qing and Wu Song strode into the courtyard, but the chazi didn't even turn his eyes, as if what was entering was air.
Since the first small "accident" happened, when Ximen Qing and Wu Song came to the Imperial City Division again, they were so unimpeded.
Of course, no one greeted them with great fanfare at the door.
Huangcheng Secretary still maintains that mystery and plainness.
Not to mention Ximen Qing and Wu Song, even if Tan Zhen and Qian Gui came in from the entrance of the courtyard, no one would come forward to say hello.
After clicking the Mao, Ximen Qing and Wu Song went straight to the hut on the right side of the yard.
There is where Lao Zhang usually works.
Although Lao Zhang has been in the Imperial City Department for a long time, he has been on two boats for a long time, and he seems to be a centrist. The direct result of this is that he has been working for such a long time. Did not mix up.
However, within the Imperial City Division, seniority is also considered important. Lao Zhang has been in the Imperial City Division for a long time and he has some connections. He knows a lot of forces on both sides. He does some paperwork and prepares to retire in the Imperial City Division smoothly.
Even though it was broad daylight, the door of the house was still ajar, and the Imperial City Secretary specialized in spying on information, so he was always very vigilant about things like leaks.
Working with the door wide open, who knows who is passing by the door?A quick glance may reveal a lot, even within the Imperial City Division.
Ximen Qing pushed the door disapprovingly, and shouted, "Is Lao Zhang there?"
Behind the wooden table in the house, a young subordinate looked up in surprise: "You are"
Immediately, the subordinate staff realized that there were two commanders standing in front of him, so he quickly got up and walked around the table to salute, "Greetings, my lord."
"Huh? Where's Lao Zhang?" Ximen Qing was a little confused. Although there are few people coming to this place, it's not a mistake.Could it be that the Imperial City Division 900 years ago also transferred employees' seats to and from some companies in later generations?
"Adults and villains are also surnamed Zhang." The young subordinate raised his head, showing his teeth and smiling.
This scene is rare in the Imperial City Division. Everyone's faces are calm and calm. Where can there be such a hypocritical smile?
"Senior Zhang has worked for the imperial city for many years, and he has retired." Zhang Xuli continued with a half-smile expression: "The villain will do the work for the adults, and you can just ask for anything."
Ximen Qing didn't continue to ask, but still looked at Zhang Xuli's hypocritical face seriously, and looked at it very carefully.
Wu Song stood silently at the door, seemingly blocking the door unintentionally.
I don't know how long it took, but the petty official's face went numb from smiling, he rubbed his face with his hand and said, "My lord, what do you mean?"
"When did Lao Zhang retire?" Ximen Qing asked suddenly, and at the same time, he took a step with his left leg!
Subconsciously, the subordinate also took half a step back at the same time, and very naturally got out of the way of the wooden table behind him.
"yesterday."
After Zhang Xuli rubbed his face, he smiled eternally: "It was yesterday."
"Yesterday?" Ximen Qing seemed a little surprised, but immediately stretched his right leg and came in front of that subordinate in an instant.
Zhang Xuli took another step back with a smile, but what he didn't expect was that Ximen Qing raised his hand at the same time, and slapped him fiercely in the face.
Zhang Xuli watched the slap fall with a smile, and this time he didn't even move: "My lord, why bother?"
"Snapped!"
The slap was quite loud, but Zhang Xuli didn't even shake his body: "My lord, why bother?"
Ximen Qing kept silent, and quickly slapped back, ready to complete a set of double slaps.
Zhang Xuli faced it calmly. He was arranged to come to this room to give Ximen Qing a soft nail, so that he would retreat in spite of difficulties. Being slapped twice was as easy as drinking two sips of water.
Therefore, when the back of Ximen Qing's hand almost touched his left cheek, the only thought in Zhang Xuli's mind was that.
"Ximen Qing is nothing more than that, I'm afraid Tan Goudang thinks highly of him"
At this moment, Zhang Xuli will suddenly wake up, wishing to turn back time, and determined not to step into this room.
Because the left side of his face became numb from the beating, Zhang Xuli was horrified to find that the numbness started from his left side and spread immediately.
Smile, freeze.
Tongue, unable to move.
Zhang Xuli couldn't even feel whether his lips were open or closed.
Frightened, Zhang Xuli made a meaningless strange sound from his throat, and fell straight down.
Because half of his body has already started to go numb.
"Is this witchcraft?"
This thought flashed through Zhang Xuli's mind, and he was already lying on the green brick floor, and began to twitch.
Wu Song entered the room very cooperatively, and then closed the door.
Looking at Zhang Xuli who was trembling on the ground, Ximen Qing withdrew his palm in great satisfaction, stepped over Zhang Xuli, and sat down firmly on the chair.
Immediately afterwards, Ximen Qing raised one foot and lightly stepped on Zhang Xuli's lower abdomen.
"The more you use the power of this thunder stone, the more skillful it becomes. It seems that the effect is better than what Gongsun Sheng expected."
Ximen Qing smiled and looked down at the achievements of his "Tiangang Five Thunders" and said softly: "Your master must not know my ability. Tell me, where is Lao Zhang? Tsk tsk, you dodge very neatly, who are you?"
"Zhang Xuli" looked back at Ximen Qing with vicious eyes, but Ximen Qing could clearly see deep panic in it.
"By the way, you may not be able to speak now." Ximen Qing said with a smile: "But I am very patient. If you refuse to speak, after you finish shaking, I will give you a few more words until you are willing to speak."
"Zhang Xuli" gradually stopped twitching, tried to open his mouth, and found that apart from being numb, he could almost speak.
"Old Zhang is indeed retired. The villain's surname is indeed Zhang."
This answer obviously made Ximen Qing very dissatisfied, and continued to step on the lower abdomen of "Zhang Subliman", Ximen Qing smiled softly: "This may be the truth, but what I want to hear is the whole truth."
"Old Zhang is probably retired and where is he now?"
After a pause, Ximen Qing continued, "At the beginning, you subconsciously kept a proper distance from me, but later you realized that this would make me suspicious, so you decided not to dodge it."
"My lord's guess is correct." The "Xiang Zhang" replied: "My villain might as well tell you that Lao Zhang is imprisoned in a secret place. Stop thinking about it."
"It doesn't matter who the villain is, but you can't afford to offend the person behind it. Please respect yourself, sir, let the villain stand up, and pretend this never happened."
Ximen Qing laughed and said, "You guys are quite courageous. You actually arranged for you to wait here for me. Tan Goudang is a good move, but it's a pity that you met me."
When the "Zhang Xuli" heard the word "Tan Goudang", he immediately shut his mouth, as if Ximen Qing had cast a spell on him.
"I think I guessed it right." Ximen Qing said with a smile, "Then tell me, where is Lao Zhang locked up?"
That "Zhang Xuli" just looked at Ximen Qing with his eyes, shut his mouth tightly and never spoke again.
"Interesting." Ximen Qing squinted his eyes and looked at the "Xiang Li" and said, "That feeling of numbness is very interesting."
That "Zhang Subliman" simply closed his eyes, but his body trembled a little, and Ximen Qing immediately felt this change on the soles of his feet.
"Next, I'm going to do one thing to you." Ximen Qing said with a smile, "I hope you've already married a wife and had children, otherwise you might not have a chance."
"What do you want to do?" The "Xiang Li" couldn't help asking.
Ximen Qing applauded and said with a smile, "Think about it first, if the numb feeling just now was magnified ten times and a hundred times, and then applied to your lower body, what kind of reaction do you think it will have?"
"I tell you very responsibly, first you will involuntarily incontinence, and when you can't feel it, the feces and urine will be pulled in your crotch." Ximen Qing said: "Of course, some strange things may also flow out at the same time, but this is still Not the point."
"As the intensity builds up, for the rest of your life, you lose feeling forever."
"Maybe your thing will turn black." Ximen Qing thought for a while and said, "Women and so on will never be with you because no woman would like a non-man who shits in his crotch anytime and anywhere."
Hearing this, the body of "Zhang Subliman" couldn't help shaking like chaff.
The romantic husband Ximen Qing:
Chapter 210 IX Electrocution Serving:
♂♂
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