Merry Xianggong Ximen Qing

When did this guy who spends his days and nights and has nothing to do all day become a county lieutenant?

Looking at Niu Dutou, who was staring at him eagerly, and the two yamen servants who were holding water and fire sticks and squinting at him, Wu Qianhu had no choice but to lead the team to put down the flags and retreat to the street first.The arrogance along the way suddenly disappeared.

"Master, what should we do?" Dongmei cried out in anxiety: "Miss has been inside for such a long time, and I don't know if something happened. Could it be that Ximen Qing was harmed?"

"Father, we have seven or eight whistle sticks, why are we afraid of those two or three birdmen?" Uncle Wu is still not convinced by his father Wu Qianhu's actions: "It made me unhappy, and smashed the county government! "

"Fart!" Wu Qianhu became angry for a moment, and slapped his son directly.

"You kid is just trying to talk fast, there is no city at all. How long has the seat of the county lieutenant been vacant? Although the county magistrate Zhu is greedy for money, he is not a fool. Do you know that I have asked someone to be the county lieutenant for you? How many times have you sent gifts to Zhuzhi County?"

Although Uncle Wu was almost 30 years old, he was still beaten up all of a sudden, covering his cheek with one hand: "Father, what do you think?"

Wu Qianhu pulled Dongmei, who was wiping away tears, to her side: "Don't cry! Is there any secret door or corner door in this house?"

"There is a small door, next to the kitchen, which is used to deliver rice and vegetables." Dongmei wiped her tears.

"Okay!" Wu Qianhu looked at the gate with squinted eyes, and said in a low voice, "Dongmei, you lead the way!"

This team sneaked to the west of Ximen Qing's house in broad daylight.

"Boss, look where these guys are going." One of the yamen servants saw this scene and reminded Niu Dutou: "We don't care?"

"No matter!" Niu Du folded his arms and leaned against the door: "The county lieutenant asked us to watch the gate, and we will watch the gate. The rest of the matter is not up to us."

"What a beautiful weather today, the sun is shining on my body and I'm lazy, just squinting, so I don't have to patrol the streets."

"As expected of a head!"

"wise!"

What Wu Qianhu and Uncle Wu didn't expect was that the small door was also tightly closed. Uncle Wu tried to push it, and it was bolted inside.

Wu Qianhu motioned for his son to get up, and squinted his eyes to listen on the crack of the door. He reached out to greet Dongmei and said, "The kitchen is inside, and someone is walking around. Dongmei, call the door!"

"You two, rush in and secure the door as soon as it opens!" Uncle Wu also arranged for two servants to act at any time as soon as the door opened.

Dongmei collected herself, stretched out a fat hand and began to knock on the door, shouting as she patted, "I'm Dongmei, open the door inside! Open the door!"

The sound of walking inside suddenly disappeared, as if Dongmei had used a fixed body technique for this slap.

Immediately afterwards, the footsteps were hurried, and they went into the distance.

Although Dongmei was disappointed, she looked at Wu Qianhu and Uncle Wu next to her, so she continued to pat on the door: "Open the door! I'm Dongmei..."

Dongmei's voice was about to burst from shouting, and there was no movement. Wu Qianhu looked at the door. Although it was only a small door, it was at least two palms thick, and it was useless to hit it.

At this moment, someone inside suddenly heard shouting: "This way, this way, hurry up!"

Dongmei thought that someone heard her, came to open the door, stopped, and waited happily, but unexpectedly, there was a ladder set up on the wall, and someone climbed up.

Wu Qianhu looked up to the sun, he was just a servant with a serious face, he poked his head to look at his group, and then went down again.

"You should keep shooting..." Uncle Wu hadn't finished his sentence when the servant climbed up again, this time with half of his body exposed.

"I said outside, what are they doing?"

Wu Qianhu set up an awning and looked at it: "Go down and open the door for us, I am your master's father-in-law..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw the servant struggling to carry a bucket, and he didn't know what was in it: "I don't care who you are, you eater!"

The bucket is leaning against the wall, and the bottom of the bucket is upside down!

"Not good!" Wu Qianhu hurriedly dodged back, using the two servants as shields, while Uncle Wu and Dongmei both raised their heads and opened their mouths, and gulped down the unknown liquid.

And the whole team was directly washed away by the bucket of water, and those who were better got a little wet, and those who stood relatively close, like Uncle Wu and Dongmei, immediately became drowned.

"Your uncle, what is this!" Uncle Wu reflexively shut up, and hurriedly threw it aside: "What does it taste like!"

Dongmei simply squatted down on the spot and vomited all over the floor.

"Guys, is the pot water delicious?" The servant chuckled a few times: "How about a few more barrels?"

I go!

Wu Qianhu's team quickly hid away after hearing this, how dare they come again.

"Miss..." Dongmei thumped her chest suddenly, crying loudly, "Dongmei shouldn't have left you...wow..."

Yes, I vomited again.

Wu Yueniang was already exhausted, she was resting on the stool, her heart fluttered, and when she didn't know what kind of medicine Ximenqing was selling in the gourd, the book boy outside the door suddenly shouted: "Master! You are here!"

What?Wu Yueniang hurriedly got on the stool as quickly as possible and stood up. As soon as she put the noose around her neck, she saw Ximen Qing standing at the door with a smile.

What made her furious was that Ximen Qing was still holding Xue'er's little hand and refused to let it go for a moment, Xue'er's face was red with embarrassment.

"Why is this little slut here?" Wu Yueniang thought angrily, but now that the real lord has come, the drama of hanging herself has to continue.

"I don't want to live la la la... I can't live through this day..." Wu Yueniang closed her eyes, and her cry was deliberately protracted, making it quite miserable, but it sounded in Ximen Qing's ears, It seemed like Tsing Yi was singing on the stage.

"Good!" Ximen Qing applauded: "Well sung, the master will reward you!"

Wu Yueniang held back her anger and opened her eyes to see that this guy really took out three or five copper coins from his waist and threw them at her.

"Come sing Xijiangyue!"

On the side, Xue'er couldn't stand it any longer, and pulled Ximen Qing: "Master, aunt is looking for suicide, how can master do this?"

With a joyful smile on his face, Ximen Qing pointed at Wu Yueniang and said to Xueer, "Suicide? You don't know the way here, Xueer."

"Crying, making trouble, and hanging himself three times." Ximen Qing put away his smile and said seriously: "It's been a meal, and the stool hasn't been kicked off yet. Is this also called hanging?"

"At least buy some strength and tighten the noose." Ximen Qing in turn instructed Wu Yueniang: "Hold your breath and turn your face red, it looks like it!"

Wu Yueniang's face was indeed red this time, but it was only when she was extremely angry that her face turned red.

"If you want to die, hurry up!" Ximen Qing shouted, "When you die, Xue'er and I can move here to live in this big house!"

"What?" Wu Yueniang didn't even hang herself after hearing this, she just shrank her neck back and jumped off the stool. Considering the skirt she was wearing, it was not easy, and she fell unsteadily when she landed I fell.

"Ah!" Xue'er broke free from Ximen Qing, and went up to help Wu Yueniang up. She didn't expect Wu Yueniang to slap her with disheveled hair, "I want you little bitch to help me!"

Xue'er shrank back, and went back to Ximen Qing's side; Wu Yueniang took a break and got up, looking coldly at Ximen Qing and Xue'er's cuddling body, her eyes were full of jealousy : "What a little slut! What a Ximen Qing! Flirting in front of my mother!"

"Presumptuous!" Ximen Qing's complexion changed, and he squeezed Xue'er's hand tightly: "Xue'er is my new concubine, if you bite another little bitch, don't blame me for being rude!" Xue'er His little hands were sweating a little, and he tightly held Ximen Qing's hand. This man, he had to rely on for the rest of his life.

"Little slut!" Wu Yueniang refused to let her go, her eyes burst into flames, "Little slut, little slut!" "Hey, your mouth is hard, like a boiled duck, but the mouth is still wet. "Ximen Qing sneered twice: "It's just a matter of time to calculate the ledger for you today!"

Ximen Qing beckoned, and the two servants behind threw a man in. His naked upper body was covered with welts, and he lay on the ground panting like a dead fish.

"Abacus Lee?" Wu Yueniang realized that the dead fish was Abacus Lee, her face suddenly turned from red to white, and she didn't know where the anger in her heart went.

Ximen Qing sneered twice: "Only three or five times, this abacus has revealed all the things you have kept from me."

"Five thousand guan, oh five thousand guan." Ximen Qingtong waved a slap sadly: "Although my Ximen family has a big business, we can't stand your tossing..."

"Do you think that I will secretly subsidize the money back to my mother's family, and I won't know?" Ximen Qing pretended to look up to the sky and sighed: "People's hearts are lost..."

At this moment, Wu Yueniang was like five thunderbolts, standing aside blankly, trembling all over without obeying the command. This family thought that they were covering the sky with their own hands. Mansion's sign, and then kicked Ximen Qing out of the door.

What Wu Yueniang didn't expect was that within a few days, Ximen Qing turned over salted fish, from the herbal medicine shop to the abacus, and then found himself on the head, and the trick to save his life didn't work at all, but Ximen Qing ruthlessly He laughed at himself harshly.

And in front of that little bitch!

By the way, Dongmei has already gone out, and she can bring her father and brother over right away!What are you still afraid of?If that little bitch saw it, wouldn't he be laughing at himself?

Thinking of this hope, Wu Yueniang gradually stopped trembling, raised her head suddenly, stared at Ximen Qing fiercely, gritted her teeth and said, "Don't be too complacent, my old lady has asked Dongmei to go home and call someone over, immediately, immediately you This house, together with you and your little bitch, will be smashed to pieces!"