Merry Xianggong Ximen Qing
Chapter 53
Here Ximenqing is teaching "evil" moves, and in the next room, Wu Dalang and Brother Yun are having a good time drinking wine.
Brother Yun was frowning, it had been three days in a row that Wu Dalang had taken him to drink at home, every time Wu Dalang was able to stop Brother Yun quite accurately on the road, so that he didn't sell a copper coin for three days.Most of that basket of pears was used to drink.
Wu Dalang's image was not good at all, he was nestled at home every day, except for going out in the morning to bring brother Yun over, he never went out at other times, and his image became even more decadent.
When the two of them drank, Brother Yun accompanied them in fear and did not dare to drink too much. Wu Dalang didn't take medicine or sleep, as long as he didn't drink enough to walk, he continued to drink.
Wu Dalang drank too much, and it was difficult even to climb the stairs, so Pan Jinlian simply built a bed on the first floor, and Wu Dalang swayed to the side for two steps while drinking, and then just fell down.
By the afternoon of today, Wu Dalang already had several wine jars empty under his feet, and with his bloodshot eyes open, he stared at Brother Yun for nothing, making Brother Yun's liver tremble.
Brother Yun complained in his heart. If he drank like this, he would become like Wu Dalang sooner or later. He was about to find an excuse to get out and leave: "Brother Dalang, it’s not okay to drink like this. There is an old lady who needs to take care of him day and night at my brother’s house. I'm leaving."
"Let's go?" Wu Dalang rolled his eyes and said, "Brother, sit down first. Brother has something to do today, and I ask him to do it."
"Brother Dalang, what you said is outrageous!" Brother Yun heard this, since he let himself do things, he must have a chance to go out, and quickly slapped his chest loudly: "Brother Dalang's business is my fault." What more do you ask for!"
"Okay. Dry the wine first!" Wu Dalang pointed at Brother Yun, shaking his head and almost unable to stay still.
"Okay." Brother Yun raised his bowl and pretended to drink, but in fact most of it slipped down on the ground next to him.
"Good brother!" Wu Dalang stood up unsteadily, barely knocking on the table, and brother Yun hurriedly got up and helped him.
Unexpectedly, Wu Dalang pushed Brother Yun away, and instead pressed Brother Yun hard on the stool to finish, and then knelt down with a trembling "plop".
"Brother, what do you mean!" Brother Yun, although he has seen Wu Dalang drink too much and go crazy with alcohol in the past two days, but at most he is beating and beating, and he has not had the problem of kneeling everywhere.
"Brother, I kowtowed to you." Wu Dalang not only knelt, but also swayed to kowtow to Brother Yun. Brother Yun didn't dare to accept such a big reason, so he quickly turned his body to hide.
"Brother, if you want me to do something, just say it. Brother Yun will do it." Brother Yun was a little panicked: "I can't deserve this great gift."
Wu Dalang's drunken eyes were hazy, he didn't care whether Brother Yun was hiding or not, he kowtowed three times in a serious manner, and then struggled to go back and sit down.
Brother Yun heaved a sigh of relief, picked up the wine jar and poured another bowl of wine for Wu Dalang: "You'd better get drunk quickly, I'll leave early today."
When Brother Yun put down the wine jar and raised his head, he found that Wu Dalang's eyes became very bright at some point, staring at him.
"Brother, you've been secretly looking at Liu Niang's chest." Wu Dalang groped for the bowl and took a sip, then suddenly said clearly.
Brother Yun was holding the wine bowl, when he heard Wu Dalang's sudden remark, he almost dropped the wine bowl.
"Brother, I don't blame you, I only blame Liu Niang for her attractive looks, not to mention her figure."
Hearing Wu Dalang say this about his wife, Brother Yun felt weird. In fact, since the first day he found out that Wu Dalang's wife has grown so handsome, Brother Yun has thought about it for a long time. As for secretly looking at the chest Small things like this should be the norm.
It is said that Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian are a couple, which makes it unacceptable to all men, women, young and old in Qinghe County, especially young men. Although the saying "a flower is stuck in cow dung" has long been an after-dinner adjustment, most young people Men's hearts are all sour.
If there is a score, Wu Dalang is not zero, but minus one hundred and one thousand points.
"As expected of shit, you have shit luck." Someone once said so.
However, since she moved to Qinghe County, Pan Jinlian has never left her home, and she usually asks Wang Po to help deliver something when she needs to buy something.So subjectively, Brother Yun approached Wu Dalang with a restless heart.
Brother Yun is only less than 15 years old, but he already regards Pan Jinlian as the goddess in his heart.
"Brother, don't say that." Brother Yun was a little embarrassed: "It's wrong to be a brother anyway, and you shouldn't covet sister-in-law's beauty."
"It doesn't matter. I have enough green hats on my head. I wear one or two, and I also wear three or five." There was something inexplicable in Wu Dalang's eyes: "It's just hateful, my brother is a disabled person ah."
"Disability?" Brother Yun didn't understand what Wu Dalang meant. Wu Dalang's three-inch dingu bark figure was born with a disability.
"My brother is also born with a disability." Wu Dalang pointed down with his finger: "Others say that I, Wu Dalang, have received great benefits, but no one knows. I can see this benefit, but I can't get it."
"Heaven..." Wu Dalang looked like he was crying without tears: "My brother has never told anyone about this secret. Even that woman thought I was ashamed of myself and never consummated the marriage..."
Brother Yun was completely overwhelmed by Wu Dalang's secret, and didn't know how to comfort him for a while.
And Wu Dalang looked straight at Brother Yun, his eyes were very empty: "Whether Zhang Dahu or Ximen Qing want my Liu Niang, but Liu Niang is mine, I can give it to whoever I say."
"Brother, I still had a glimmer of hope, but in the past few years, my health has deteriorated day by day, and chest pains have occurred from time to time. If I don't make a decision, it will be too late."
"Brother, that's what you said." Brother Yun faltered and didn't know how to respond, so he buried his head in drinking.
From Brother Yun's point of view, Wu Dalang is on the verge of mental breakdown, and he can't be stimulated anymore, otherwise he will be insane like a few days ago, and he can't face it alone.
"Brother Yun, let's have a brotherhood, this Liuniang... brother will be handed over to you!" Wu Dalang seemed to have made up his mind, he picked up the wine bowl and took a big sip before resolutely uttering the next sentence.
"Tonight, brother, you can come and consummate Liu Niang for brother!"
"Pfft!" Hearing this, Brother Yun on the opposite side sprayed out the mouthful of wine in his mouth without any waste, and it was all on Wu Dalang's face.
"Brother, you can't talk nonsense about this kind of thing!" Brother Yun hadn't had a chance to touch the woman's body before, and when he heard what Wu Dalang said, he was scared to pee: "This sister-in-law is not at home, if she is at home, she won't hit me with a stick."
Although Brother Yun said so, his heart was shaking. He peeked at Pan Jinlian's breasts many times. Last time he peeked at the long legs when he was climbing the stairs. As for how many times he had sex at home, That would be too many to count.
"Wu Dalang is sincere, or is he using words to deceive me?" Brother Yun calculated Wu Dalang's intentions in his heart after speaking.
"My brother is in charge of this matter, and the golden lotus is mine." Wu Dalang's tone was very firm: "It's better to take advantage of my brother if Ximenqing is cheaper!"
"That's it. Brother, you go back to recharge your energy and sleep first." Wu Dalang continued: "Come back after the second watch at night. Brother will leave the door for you."
"At that time, Jin Lian will be sleeping soundly, and my brother will watch over you downstairs. You can go up by yourself and consummate the house for your brother!"
Brother Yun didn't know what was going on in his heart. He was pushed out of the door by the swaying Wu Dalang, and was blown by the wind. He didn't know whether it was joy or happiness, but at least Brother Yun could be sure that Wu Dalang was serious.
Brother Yun has heard of the matter of finding someone to borrow a plant, but he has never heard of finding someone to consummate the house, not to mention that he has become the protagonist in the story.
Do you really want to come to Zishi Street in the second watch to consummate Wu Dalang's house?
Brother Yun's psychology is very delicate now. On the one hand, although Brother Yun has been in love with Pan Jinlian for a long time, he has not had the courage to take a practical step; on the other hand, Wu Dalang earnestly asks himself to complete it This glorious mission is also what Brother Yun dreams of, so why don't you just follow it happily? <Dream, draw a full stop.Maybe after fulfilling this wish for Wu Dalang, I should walk around Zishi Street in the future.
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Pan Jinlian learned a lot today. She learned several postures from Ximen Qing, which can protect herself from harm at the right time. The two of them practiced on the bed in the back room for a long time, which made Wang Po very puzzled and looked back and forth. After several times, they still couldn't figure out what Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian were doing on the bed.
"What else can this man and woman do on the bed! It's not that kind of business!" Wang Po looked through the small hole dug out, thinking: "Why don't these two people take off their clothes, instead roll around, Like fighting with a child?"
"Could it be that this is a new trick that Ximen officials are tired of the usual posture?"
Wang Po was very bored watching it, she muttered to herself and sat back to get busy with the female workers, looking at the sun outside, it was already westward.
Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian felt a little hungry after the rehearsal. Looking at the food and drinks on the table, they were cold. The door didn't budge.
"Godmother, godmother!" Pan Jinlian was very surprised: "Why can't the door be opened?"
Ximen Qing looked at the back and laughed, knowing that the old woman Wang Po had done nothing good, and tied the door from the outside with something, so it couldn't be opened at all.
"What's the hurry, let the old lady have a look." Wang Po ran back in a panic, removed the cloth strips in a hurry, and opened the door: "It's not all right, are you out of strength?"
"Godmother, what nonsense are you talking about!" Pan Jinlian was very surprised why Wang Po said that, Ximen Qing had sharp eyes, saw a small hole in the door, and knew that Wang Po was peeping from outside just now.
Does this old guy have a habit of peeping?
Brother Yun was frowning, it had been three days in a row that Wu Dalang had taken him to drink at home, every time Wu Dalang was able to stop Brother Yun quite accurately on the road, so that he didn't sell a copper coin for three days.Most of that basket of pears was used to drink.
Wu Dalang's image was not good at all, he was nestled at home every day, except for going out in the morning to bring brother Yun over, he never went out at other times, and his image became even more decadent.
When the two of them drank, Brother Yun accompanied them in fear and did not dare to drink too much. Wu Dalang didn't take medicine or sleep, as long as he didn't drink enough to walk, he continued to drink.
Wu Dalang drank too much, and it was difficult even to climb the stairs, so Pan Jinlian simply built a bed on the first floor, and Wu Dalang swayed to the side for two steps while drinking, and then just fell down.
By the afternoon of today, Wu Dalang already had several wine jars empty under his feet, and with his bloodshot eyes open, he stared at Brother Yun for nothing, making Brother Yun's liver tremble.
Brother Yun complained in his heart. If he drank like this, he would become like Wu Dalang sooner or later. He was about to find an excuse to get out and leave: "Brother Dalang, it’s not okay to drink like this. There is an old lady who needs to take care of him day and night at my brother’s house. I'm leaving."
"Let's go?" Wu Dalang rolled his eyes and said, "Brother, sit down first. Brother has something to do today, and I ask him to do it."
"Brother Dalang, what you said is outrageous!" Brother Yun heard this, since he let himself do things, he must have a chance to go out, and quickly slapped his chest loudly: "Brother Dalang's business is my fault." What more do you ask for!"
"Okay. Dry the wine first!" Wu Dalang pointed at Brother Yun, shaking his head and almost unable to stay still.
"Okay." Brother Yun raised his bowl and pretended to drink, but in fact most of it slipped down on the ground next to him.
"Good brother!" Wu Dalang stood up unsteadily, barely knocking on the table, and brother Yun hurriedly got up and helped him.
Unexpectedly, Wu Dalang pushed Brother Yun away, and instead pressed Brother Yun hard on the stool to finish, and then knelt down with a trembling "plop".
"Brother, what do you mean!" Brother Yun, although he has seen Wu Dalang drink too much and go crazy with alcohol in the past two days, but at most he is beating and beating, and he has not had the problem of kneeling everywhere.
"Brother, I kowtowed to you." Wu Dalang not only knelt, but also swayed to kowtow to Brother Yun. Brother Yun didn't dare to accept such a big reason, so he quickly turned his body to hide.
"Brother, if you want me to do something, just say it. Brother Yun will do it." Brother Yun was a little panicked: "I can't deserve this great gift."
Wu Dalang's drunken eyes were hazy, he didn't care whether Brother Yun was hiding or not, he kowtowed three times in a serious manner, and then struggled to go back and sit down.
Brother Yun heaved a sigh of relief, picked up the wine jar and poured another bowl of wine for Wu Dalang: "You'd better get drunk quickly, I'll leave early today."
When Brother Yun put down the wine jar and raised his head, he found that Wu Dalang's eyes became very bright at some point, staring at him.
"Brother, you've been secretly looking at Liu Niang's chest." Wu Dalang groped for the bowl and took a sip, then suddenly said clearly.
Brother Yun was holding the wine bowl, when he heard Wu Dalang's sudden remark, he almost dropped the wine bowl.
"Brother, I don't blame you, I only blame Liu Niang for her attractive looks, not to mention her figure."
Hearing Wu Dalang say this about his wife, Brother Yun felt weird. In fact, since the first day he found out that Wu Dalang's wife has grown so handsome, Brother Yun has thought about it for a long time. As for secretly looking at the chest Small things like this should be the norm.
It is said that Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian are a couple, which makes it unacceptable to all men, women, young and old in Qinghe County, especially young men. Although the saying "a flower is stuck in cow dung" has long been an after-dinner adjustment, most young people Men's hearts are all sour.
If there is a score, Wu Dalang is not zero, but minus one hundred and one thousand points.
"As expected of shit, you have shit luck." Someone once said so.
However, since she moved to Qinghe County, Pan Jinlian has never left her home, and she usually asks Wang Po to help deliver something when she needs to buy something.So subjectively, Brother Yun approached Wu Dalang with a restless heart.
Brother Yun is only less than 15 years old, but he already regards Pan Jinlian as the goddess in his heart.
"Brother, don't say that." Brother Yun was a little embarrassed: "It's wrong to be a brother anyway, and you shouldn't covet sister-in-law's beauty."
"It doesn't matter. I have enough green hats on my head. I wear one or two, and I also wear three or five." There was something inexplicable in Wu Dalang's eyes: "It's just hateful, my brother is a disabled person ah."
"Disability?" Brother Yun didn't understand what Wu Dalang meant. Wu Dalang's three-inch dingu bark figure was born with a disability.
"My brother is also born with a disability." Wu Dalang pointed down with his finger: "Others say that I, Wu Dalang, have received great benefits, but no one knows. I can see this benefit, but I can't get it."
"Heaven..." Wu Dalang looked like he was crying without tears: "My brother has never told anyone about this secret. Even that woman thought I was ashamed of myself and never consummated the marriage..."
Brother Yun was completely overwhelmed by Wu Dalang's secret, and didn't know how to comfort him for a while.
And Wu Dalang looked straight at Brother Yun, his eyes were very empty: "Whether Zhang Dahu or Ximen Qing want my Liu Niang, but Liu Niang is mine, I can give it to whoever I say."
"Brother, I still had a glimmer of hope, but in the past few years, my health has deteriorated day by day, and chest pains have occurred from time to time. If I don't make a decision, it will be too late."
"Brother, that's what you said." Brother Yun faltered and didn't know how to respond, so he buried his head in drinking.
From Brother Yun's point of view, Wu Dalang is on the verge of mental breakdown, and he can't be stimulated anymore, otherwise he will be insane like a few days ago, and he can't face it alone.
"Brother Yun, let's have a brotherhood, this Liuniang... brother will be handed over to you!" Wu Dalang seemed to have made up his mind, he picked up the wine bowl and took a big sip before resolutely uttering the next sentence.
"Tonight, brother, you can come and consummate Liu Niang for brother!"
"Pfft!" Hearing this, Brother Yun on the opposite side sprayed out the mouthful of wine in his mouth without any waste, and it was all on Wu Dalang's face.
"Brother, you can't talk nonsense about this kind of thing!" Brother Yun hadn't had a chance to touch the woman's body before, and when he heard what Wu Dalang said, he was scared to pee: "This sister-in-law is not at home, if she is at home, she won't hit me with a stick."
Although Brother Yun said so, his heart was shaking. He peeked at Pan Jinlian's breasts many times. Last time he peeked at the long legs when he was climbing the stairs. As for how many times he had sex at home, That would be too many to count.
"Wu Dalang is sincere, or is he using words to deceive me?" Brother Yun calculated Wu Dalang's intentions in his heart after speaking.
"My brother is in charge of this matter, and the golden lotus is mine." Wu Dalang's tone was very firm: "It's better to take advantage of my brother if Ximenqing is cheaper!"
"That's it. Brother, you go back to recharge your energy and sleep first." Wu Dalang continued: "Come back after the second watch at night. Brother will leave the door for you."
"At that time, Jin Lian will be sleeping soundly, and my brother will watch over you downstairs. You can go up by yourself and consummate the house for your brother!"
Brother Yun didn't know what was going on in his heart. He was pushed out of the door by the swaying Wu Dalang, and was blown by the wind. He didn't know whether it was joy or happiness, but at least Brother Yun could be sure that Wu Dalang was serious.
Brother Yun has heard of the matter of finding someone to borrow a plant, but he has never heard of finding someone to consummate the house, not to mention that he has become the protagonist in the story.
Do you really want to come to Zishi Street in the second watch to consummate Wu Dalang's house?
Brother Yun's psychology is very delicate now. On the one hand, although Brother Yun has been in love with Pan Jinlian for a long time, he has not had the courage to take a practical step; on the other hand, Wu Dalang earnestly asks himself to complete it This glorious mission is also what Brother Yun dreams of, so why don't you just follow it happily? <Dream, draw a full stop.Maybe after fulfilling this wish for Wu Dalang, I should walk around Zishi Street in the future.
-------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------
Pan Jinlian learned a lot today. She learned several postures from Ximen Qing, which can protect herself from harm at the right time. The two of them practiced on the bed in the back room for a long time, which made Wang Po very puzzled and looked back and forth. After several times, they still couldn't figure out what Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian were doing on the bed.
"What else can this man and woman do on the bed! It's not that kind of business!" Wang Po looked through the small hole dug out, thinking: "Why don't these two people take off their clothes, instead roll around, Like fighting with a child?"
"Could it be that this is a new trick that Ximen officials are tired of the usual posture?"
Wang Po was very bored watching it, she muttered to herself and sat back to get busy with the female workers, looking at the sun outside, it was already westward.
Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian felt a little hungry after the rehearsal. Looking at the food and drinks on the table, they were cold. The door didn't budge.
"Godmother, godmother!" Pan Jinlian was very surprised: "Why can't the door be opened?"
Ximen Qing looked at the back and laughed, knowing that the old woman Wang Po had done nothing good, and tied the door from the outside with something, so it couldn't be opened at all.
"What's the hurry, let the old lady have a look." Wang Po ran back in a panic, removed the cloth strips in a hurry, and opened the door: "It's not all right, are you out of strength?"
"Godmother, what nonsense are you talking about!" Pan Jinlian was very surprised why Wang Po said that, Ximen Qing had sharp eyes, saw a small hole in the door, and knew that Wang Po was peeping from outside just now.
Does this old guy have a habit of peeping?
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