Step on the immortal river

() Every day, a large group of people are surrounded in front of the Song Medical Center. Unfortunately, no one dares to enter the gate of hell, but there are many gambling games. , how much will be paid for male patients, how much will be paid for female patients;

Song Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and regretted ingeniously moving the modern hospital to the world of cultivating immortals. Of course, it was impossible to change the decoration to such a ghostly appearance, so he ignored it and patiently waited for the patients to come to the door.

One day passed and there were no patients.

Two days passed and there were no patients.

Three days passed and there was still no patient.

At this time, Song Lian couldn't sit still, couldn't read the book, wanted to go out several times, but finally held back, since he was a genius doctor, he had to look like a genius doctor.

I will endure!

A week later, the outside game changed again, betting that the genius doctor could endure for a few days.

Song Lian smiled wryly, and after thinking about it, I won't go out and go fishing as usual.Be calm, be patient, and believe that the fish will definitely take the bait...

In addition to his temperament, which likes to do things and ponder, he also has another bad temper-stubbornness, I am like this, and I like to do whatever I want.At this moment, he actually fell in love with the gamblers outside.For this reason, I also drew some weird things for Shopkeeper Cai to help purchase. The weird things are common in another world, such as cotton swabs, tongue depressors, etc., as well as retorts, condenser tubes, etc. Just customize.

After another three days, Song Lian began to use the medium to heat and seal rice wine to make high-purity sterilized alcohol, and made cotton swabs by himself. When making cotton swabs, he had an idea and finally found a substitute for acupuncture—bamboo needles.Use fresh three-year-old bamboo body to cut bamboo needles, and carefully polish them with coarse cloth.

In fact, these are all to pass the time.

No one came to see a doctor, and it was boring to sit and study "Seven Gods of Medicine", so I had to make these medical equipment and consumables that could be used in the "future".

Half a month after opening, the crowd outside the clinic was only in twos and threes, and no one dared to enter the gate of hell.

These days, Song Lian dreamed more and more of a gloomy face behind the pointy face... After thinking hard, he finally realized that it was the facade of the medical clinic.

Frowning, he kept thinking about how to decorate it.

After thinking for a day, I finally came up with a different place - couplets, those so-called time-honored brands have couplets besides their signboards.For example:

"Just hope that people in the world are free from disease; why worry about dust on the shelf"

"One medicine and one xing, how can you turn a deer into a horse; a hundred diseases and a hundred prescriptions, how dare you trade cattle for sheep"

"It doesn't matter how the land is cooked to save people; the medicine must also be painstakingly worked hard"

"Birth, old age, sickness, and death are worldly affairs; joys and sorrows, joys and sorrows, feelings in the heart"...etc.

After returning to the room from the back door to the inn at night, he called Xiao Er to make such preparations.

Two days later in the morning, a team of drummers beat gongs and drums, and came to Song's Medical Center carrying tightly-packed couplets and remade plaques covered with red cloth.

The wooden plaque was replaced by an iron plaque, and the characters of the Song Family Medical Center remained the same, but were replaced with gold-plated characters, but the couplets were not uncovered, and were still covered by a big red cloth.

Song Lian personally posted a notice: to the effect that the first and second patients to see a doctor are eligible to unveil couplets and the like.

All of a sudden, Song's Medical Center was full of people again.

Of course, the content of the couplets was the most talked about, so all kinds of bets were opened again.

However, still no one cares.

After three days of such excitement, Song Lian really couldn't sit still, his face was very ugly, and he kept thinking in his heart, what else needs to be improved?Time waits for no one, there are 53 days left before the fairy bet.

Close your eyes, the face behind the pointy face keeps sneering, the pointy things fall down day by day...

The next day, he replaced the curtain partition with a fully enclosed screen, but the situation still did not improve.

why why…….

Damn, what kind of world is this? No one comes to see a doctor. Could it be that everyone grew up eating elixir without disease or pain?

That night, shopkeeper Cai was invited, and after questioning, people who practice Taoism live a long life and are healthy, but ordinary people are not, and they are also plagued by illnesses. For example, his old mother has weak legs and feet.

Song Lian's eyes lit up, and a proper term came to mind - Yituo!

It's never impossible for us to have a sick care. The teacher said that everything is difficult at the beginning, as long as you show your hands, hehe...

"Haha, according to shopkeeper Cai, the old man is just suffering from rheumatism and gout. If you can trust this genius doctor, come to the clinic tomorrow and let me have a look."

"this?"

Shopkeeper Cai was embarrassed, and he hesitated for a long time to explain: "Woman, I'm afraid it's inconvenient to have a sore leg."

Song Lian was stunned, was it inconvenient to move or it was not appropriate for a woman to show her face?Don't you want to be treated when you are sick?

Simply ask bluntly: "To be honest, does the shopkeeper believe in my medical skills?"

Shopkeeper Cai immediately showed embarrassment, nodded and shook his head.

Song Lian became anxious, and blurted out: "I bet you, if—"

what…….

Shopkeeper Cai stood up suddenly in shock, a betting ring faintly appeared on the top of his head, and he shook his hands repeatedly: "I can't do it, the genius doctor can't do it, I trust the medical skills of the genius doctor, so there is no need to bet."

Song Lian was puzzled and asked: "It's not a loss of money. If you don't gamble, you don't gamble. Why are you so nervous?"

"Hey--."

Shopkeeper Cai sighed, still in shock, and said in a low voice: "The rumors are indeed true. It is said that the genius doctor of Song Dynasty is unparalleled in gambling, and I believe it. You must know that you have lost too many times, and the gambling environment is dim. The more you gamble, the more you lose."

"There are other things! Do you believe in my medical skills?"

"Believe me, I believe it 100%."

"Since you believe it, do you think your mother should be sent to the hospital for treatment?"

"This--. Hey, can I ask you about it."

Song Lian had no choice but to nod, there was no way to force this, the patient was shopkeeper Cai's mother, not shopkeeper Cai.

The next day, Song Lian was full of hope, but he waited and waited, but the treasurer Cai never showed up.

I can't help but sigh in my heart, the life of a young doctor is really difficult, how can Dow bow his head if he can't become famous? If you transfer the ownership, you can't bet against the gods, and you can't bet against the gods... let alone cultivating immortals, it's hard to say whether you can keep your life.

Hey... There is no grade examination in this world, no expert clinics, it all depends on word-of-mouth and time-honored brands... Hey.

Thinking of this, my heart moved, and I shot a small advertisement.

During the days when I was on the construction site, there were many small commercials. The relationship between men and women was learned from Huang Xiaopian. So, how about shooting small commercials here?

Just as he was thinking, a soft sedan chair came to the door, and a patient actually came.

Song Lian was overjoyed, and took three steps in parallel to welcome him out.

Finally, I was able to walk out of the gate of this medical hall.

Going out to see, it turned out that Boss Cai finally persuaded the old mother to become the first patient of Dr. Song.

Someone came to see a doctor, and finally someone went to the gate of hell to see a doctor.

The onlookers also seemed to be very interested. At this moment, they all stopped betting and gathered around, wanting to see what the genius doctor is capable of, and to see the first patient uncover the first couplet.

Shopkeeper Cai’s mother, You Shi, is nearly sixty sixty years old and has suffered from gout for seven years. At first, no matter how much Shopkeeper Cai tried to persuade him, the old man was unmoved and scolded Shopkeeper Cai for nonsense. The genius doctor is domineering, so it can be concluded that he is a blackmailer who is ignorant and inexperienced.

Unexpectedly, the gout flared up again in the afternoon.

In modern times, gout is classified as rheumatoid disease, which is caused by purine metabolism disorder, that is, acute pain in joints caused by excessive uric acid in the body. When the attack occurs, the joints are pinched and painful, making it impossible to walk or move.In severe cases, stones form in the joints to produce deformities.

Youshi was in unbearable pain, moaning and moaning, and even had to be served by a maid when he urinated and defecated. At this time, when shopkeeper Cai mentioned Song Lian again, Youshi had no energy to scold, but nodded in agreement.

The four maids carried Youshi out of the soft sedan chair, everyone was in an uproar, and all kinds of speculations were flying everywhere.

I can't walk, and the pain is unbearable. What kind of disease is so serious?

When Song Lian saw it, he knew it was gout with bare joints, so he immediately returned to the medical hall and pushed out a wheelchair made of iron and wood from behind the screen.

Eh..., what kind of magic weapon?

"Did you see it? It was pushed out from behind the screen."

"Is it a car without a roof, with wheels..."

The gamblers outside the door were talking about it.

When the wheelchair was rolled out, shopkeeper Cai and the four maids supporting Youshi also opened their eyes wide, but Song Lian didn't pay attention to the expressions of these people, and his heart was all on the first patient who finally came to seek medical treatment.

"Treasurer Cai, ask the servants to help the old man sit in the wheelchair, come on, lightly, turn around slowly, yes, um, sit down slowly. Don't worry, it won't hurt after sitting down..."

At first, Youshi was very worried that the wheelchair would slip and he would have to sit on the ground. He objected, but the pain was unbearable. Every time he moved, it hurt his heart, so he had to let Song Lian manipulate him.

Song Lian mastered the wheelchair, and when Youshi sat down, he moved the wheelchair to the buttocks of Youshi just right: "Okay, you can relax, it's okay, old man, relax, look, your legs are fixed , I didn’t move, so it doesn’t hurt anymore.”

Youshi has actually opened his eyes and stopped moaning and moaning. After sitting in the wheelchair, his whole body is soft and comfortable. There are support plates for his calves, pedals for his feet, soft cushions under his buttocks, and the curved backrest is just right.

The pain subsided immediately, and she regained her spirits. She began to hold on to the magical wheelchair armrests with both hands, and now she relaxed.

Wow...

The gamblers who saw all this were boiling.

What artifact is this?

A wheelchair, Doctor Song called it a wheelchair.

No, it's almost called the God's Chair, you see You Shi doesn't hurt anymore...

What You Shi thought of was that this is a movable chair, which is really comfortable. If there is a chair with these wheels, I can go out to bask in the sun even if my feet hurt in the future. It's really amazing.

Song Lian had a panoramic view of all these changes, and with a heartbeat, he pushed the wheelchair around, facing the gate sideways, then took out his mask, put on white cloth gloves, and decided to have a public diagnosis and treatment.

"Treasurer Cai, please come outside the patient's family. This miracle doctor is about to treat the patient. Don't worry, you can clearly see the treatment process."

Hearing that Miracle Doctor Song was going to show off his skills in public, the door immediately fell silent, and shopkeeper Cai also retreated to the door, looking at Youshi in the wheelchair with some anxiety.

Song Lian squatted by the wheelchair facing the gate, stretched out his hand to hold Youshi's gouty leg, and said softly: "Old man, is this place inexplicably painful every other month or two, and the knee is usually chilly..., other The pharmacist gave you rheumatism prescriptions, um, relax, it’s okay, I won’t rub and hurt you.”

Youshi was in pain and had no strength to speak, but Song Lian was right about the symptoms, so he kept nodding.

"I'll stop the pain right away, but you may need to cut your pants."

Youshi became nervous and cut open his pants?