Step on the immortal river

() The old man is Pirates of Dreams?

Gray beard is right, I told me to cut Qiqing, it was like this when I died in a dream, how come I put on the costume of the universe flying fairy now, shit, it looks really fairy-like at first glance, but it is revealed when you look closely, The smirk between the eyebrows is so insignificant that it doesn't need any introduction.

Also, what is this wriggling crack?

Linger?

What is Linger?

Pirates of Dreams Tianzun said that all things have dreams when they have consciousness. Immortals have a vast state of mind, so immortals have no dreams.The dream of a fairy is a crack in the mood, not a dream.

Is this crack a fairy?Knowing things?

Song Lian was suddenly stunned, a little unacceptable, this situation completely overturned his prediction, isn't the spiritual consciousness left by some great powers all for the purpose of illusion cost?

"Hello, you are my little brother, the mistress from the East Asian continent on the island?"

An evil, domineering and obscene voice jumped out of nowhere, and then, the wriggling crack lifted up and shook like a worm.

"Little brother, little three?"

A black line emerged from Song Lian's brow.

Suddenly, he yelled: "Damn, you are the mistress, and your whole family is mistress. I am the elder brother, don't you understand. Who are you, quickly report your name."

The squirming crack was shaken by a roar, and then swam away, and came back with a roar: "Come, come, come, I am the Immortal of Hu, I will fight with you for [-] rounds, and then serve the celebration wine."

"This……."

Song Lian felt that he was short-circuited, frowned, suddenly understood, smiled, and pointed at Hu Ling: "You, but you want to fight with brother for three hundred rounds?"

"Exactly."

"Okay then, you call brother first."

"No, you're the third one, I'm the older brother."

"I'm my elder brother. My elder brother is from the mainland of East Asia, an island. Have you been there?"

"No." Hu Ling shook his head and asked, "Is it fun?"

"That's the end of it. I'm from the mainland of East Asia, an island, so I'm older than you. You should call me brother."

"This……."

Hu Ling frowned, rolled up his head and tail, twisted into a face, and made a beard-like shape. He learned it from Tianzun, and then pretended to be deep, and said: "It doesn't make sense. This fairy has practiced Taoism for tens of thousands of years. Maybe it's the younger brother, and I don't remember when I had an older brother, I guess it's because you refused to admit defeat, no, you'll find out after doing some comparisons, let's see who is more capable, and whoever is taller is the older brother."

"That's what you said."

"Well, the immortal opened his golden mouth and never regretted it." Hu Ling looked very solemn.

"Hey..." Song Lian smiled and said in his heart, "Little kid, it's just a piece of spiritual consciousness left, and my brother can't deal with you." On the outside, he looked extremely serious, holding his chin and pretending to think, and said: "A word from a gentleman It's hard to catch a horse, well, what is your greatest skill now is better than anything."

Hu Ling was struggling with what a gentleman meant when he said that a horse is hard to chase, and immediately replied without thinking: "Calculation."

Now it was Song Lian's turn to be surprised. The original plan was Wenbi.This is another dream space, and it is more suitable for gambling ring magic weapon, but I didn't expect the pot spirit to say it was calculation.

"Hmm, calculation is a very tasteful thing, you know calculation... have you been studying calculation or learning calculation recently?"

"Why can't a gentleman catch up with four horses?" Hu Ling said to Song Lian.

stop!

Song Lian almost laughed, without any timidity, said leisurely: "This is an exclusive allusion from my brother. Do you compare?"

"Compare, compare. Compete whatever you say is your greatest skill now, of course."

"Then you answer: Calculate. But you want to compare calculations with me?"

"Okay, I'll make a question. If you can answer it, I, Hu Ling'er, will open my mouth and never regret it. You are my brother."

Song Lian felt more at ease, and deliberately said: "It's okay, but I'm curious, what calculation problems have you studied recently. I mean, excluding the ones you used to test me, what is your highest achievement?"

"Aha." Suddenly, Hu Ling's eyes lit up, and he said with great pride, "It took me 38 years to finally calculate the fourth palace of Jiugong arithmetic. Do you want me to teach you?"

Song Lian hurriedly covered his mouth, fearing that he couldn't help laughing out loud, his eyes turned and he thought about it, and said: "You are so good, I admire you so much. Are you still talking about the competition?"

"Of course there is a comparison, otherwise how will the winner be determined?"

"Also... OK." Song Lian began to perform at this time, pretending to be hesitant, not daring to compete, "How about another competition?"

When Hu Ling heard this, his eyes perked up, and his whole body was immediately awe-inspiring, and he said angrily: "No, it's just calculation. I'll ask a question."

In an instant, it was as if the sky was falling apart, the absolute majesty almost collapsed the dream, and Song Lian was almost out of breath, only then did he know that Hu Ling's evil and domineering was not built, and only then did he know why Pirates of Dreams said that it would take a hundred years to slowly grind .It was just a very ordinary and casual verbal stimulus, and it almost caused a big accident.

Withstood the boundless coercion, Song Lian nodded with great difficulty.

Only then did Hu Ling cheer up, her inexplicable arrogance disappeared without a trace, and she was so excited that she wanted to ask a question right away.

But Song Lian had other plans in his heart, and immediately waved his hands, and hurriedly said before Hu Ling got angry: "Compare, whoever is afraid of whom. But listen carefully, I swear by my soul, if I lose, I will call your brother from now on, and Listen to what your brother says and never regret it, otherwise you will be struck by lightning and you will die. What about you?"

"Hahaha, I will definitely win."

"There is no absolute in everything, what if you lose the competition, I mean hypothetical."

"You dare to underestimate this immortal. Immortals open their golden mouths and make it difficult for thousands of horses to catch up. If I, Hu Linger, lose the competition, I swear by my soul that I will call you brother from now on, and I will never regret everything if I listen to my brother, otherwise, If there is a thunderbolt from the sky, you will die. Isn't that so?"

"Yes, that's it. I'm a person in the world, one is one, two is two. If you have any clever tricks, just come here and come up with a question."

As Song Lian expected, Hu Ling had an ancient arithmetic problem, which was actually algebra.

After some pretentiousness, Song Lian gave the answer.

Hu Ling's eyes widened, but she was not furious, but couldn't believe it, and suddenly said: "No, you cheated, you are..., this is not the correct answer, you are fooling people."

"Kao, you are obviously mangy. You are a majestic immortal. When you open your golden mouth, a pile of shit comes out. The smell is indescribable. It is famous all over the world."

"you……."

"What about me, you ask again, and I'll show you if you're right or not. Ask questions again, don't say that I look down on you, there are too many people cheating, and I've never seen you who can cheat like this. Ask questions again, out."

Hu Ling was very wronged. Seeing Song Lian being so fierce, she felt like admitting defeat, but it didn't make sense. I've been calculating for more than ten years, but I still haven't figured it out. How could you figure it out all at once?So, he aggrievedly called Pirates Dream Tianzun: "Old man, old man, come out, is this the answer, no, you came with him. You immediately ask another question, hide the answer, I, Hu Linger, don't believe in evil , you can answer it right away."

"Hehehe, you need the old man to act as a notary."

"Yes."

Hu Ling and Song Lian spoke in unison.

As soon as these words came out, it was equivalent to the establishment of the bet between the two, Song Lian's gambling ring magic weapon immediately appeared, the pot spirit made a strange cry, and a fairy phlegm pot appeared on the top of his head, spinning like a top, and said to Song Lian: "What are you talking about?" , It’s so scary. Why is it different from others, take it down and show me. I won’t bet with you.”

The pot spirit didn't bet, and the spinning fairy phlegm pot disappeared immediately.

Song Lian didn't expect that Hu Ling also has a magic weapon for gambling rings, and he didn't expect that the betting between non-humans and humans first requires the participation of a notary, and the second is that they can withdraw midway, eyes rounded, eyes wide open, and roared: "Shit fairy, Willing to gamble and admit defeat, do you understand, admit defeat, quickly admit defeat."

If you are rude, your brother will also be rude, and if you are unreasonable, your brother will be unreasonable.

"Let me take a look first."

"You first admit defeat and call out brother."

"No, I'll take a look first."

......

The two are engaged, you say a word, I say a word, it's endless.

Song Lian took out the strength of building floor tiles, but Hu Ling didn't care. A guy who can do one thing for hundreds of years doesn't care at all.

In the end, Pirates of Meng Tianzun was annoyed to death, and he also roared: "Stop. How about listening to what the old man has to say?"

"You can't be partial." Hu Ling warned immediately.

"Hehe, this old man is absolutely not partial, I want to ask you, everything comes first, first come first, right? For example, you call him Xiaosan because he is the third one, but he is not convinced and gestures to you. Is it right for you to bet and calculate. "

Hu Ling nodded: "Yes, that's it."

"Then he made a bet with you on who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother, and you have already asked a question, which means you agreed to compete with him."

"and then?"

"Then, you asked to see his gambling ring magic weapon separately. You must know that in the outside world, the gambling ring magic weapon can be revealed and everyone can see it, so people can't go in to see it, otherwise His ring betting magic weapon will be damaged, the bet is unfair, which is equivalent to serious cheating. If he disagrees, you can't force it, unless—”

"Unless what?" Hu Ling asked hastily.

"When the first bet is over, you make another bet."

Now, Hu Ling fell silent, knowing that she was playing tricks unintentionally, so she twisted a black thread around Song Lian, making faces and acting coquettishly.

Song Lian's heart moved, and he learned another thing. It turns out that the magic weapon of the betting ring cannot be entered by others, otherwise it will be hurt, but he deliberately turned his head away to please Hu Ling.

Robber Meng Tianzun coughed and said, "You two, this old man is going to ask a question, so just write down the answer and hide it in..."

"No need, give the question to Song Lian, and give me the answer, let's start."

"Okay. That's it. I'll give you the answer first."

According to Hu Ling's request, three people and six eyes, in broad daylight, Tianzun gave it the answer first, and then disclosed the question face to face.

This time, in order to convince Hu Lingxiu, Song Lian solved the problem face to face and wrote it out with a gold pen.

The title of Tianzun is: Today, there are good walkers who walk one hundred steps, and those who do not walk sixty steps.Today, those who do not do good deeds go one hundred steps first, and those who do good deeds chase after them.Ask how many steps to reach it?

Song Lian wrote down the calculation formula x100x60+100=x in twos and threes, and the answer was 250.

"You are convinced this time..." Looking up, Hu Ling and Tianzun were both stunned.

After a while, Tianzun pointed to the calculation formula and asked: "Are you a disciple of the divine calculation school? No, it has no power. Your dreams will never be wrong. These are some magical symbols. I have lived for hundreds of years and have never seen them before. Can you...can you explain?"

"Hey, what's so difficult about this. I can explain it in another question, but what do you say about creeping cracks?"

"This Immortal Hu Ling'er is not a wriggling crack."

"Then dear Hu Ling'er, who is the elder brother?"

Hu Ling checked the answers in his hands, pursed his mouth, and felt extremely difficult, unwilling to call out: "Brother, Hu Ling'er will teach you."

Hahaha…….

Song Lian was overjoyed and asked, "Does your oath count?"

"Who am I, Hu Xian'er? Since I call you big brother, I will listen to you from now on. How can it not be counted. However," the anger on his face faded, and he changed into a foolish look, "You have to teach me this, otherwise I bet you every day."

Song Lian shuddered, and hurriedly said: "Okay. As long as you have the ability to learn." He changed the way of writing to explain the problem on the spot. As for arithmetic, symbols, Arabic numerals, four arithmetic operations, algebra, etc., he talked about it. It's hard for them to understand for a while, so they don't talk about it.However, Hu Ling refused to let him go.

Over the years, Pirates of Dream Tianzun has used strange methods such as various arithmetic problems and stories to stabilize the Pot Spirit through dreams, and it is not a suppression at all.Thanks to Pirates Meng Tianzun's background as a thief, eccentric tricks emerge one after another, otherwise it would be difficult to deal with it in a hundred years.

Hu Ling was originally a residual divine consciousness of an immortal who had just evolved spiritual wisdom after n years, but it was only at the elementary school level, maybe even worse than the elementary school level, so he solved the Nine Palaces arithmetic problem by figuring it out by himself.

Jiugong arithmetic is mostly Jiugongtu. Filling in numbers from the three diagrams is just a number game, but because of intellectual reasons, it took decades.

Now that there is Song Lian, Hu Ling seems to have got a very cute toy, how can she give up.Song Lian must teach him the calculation method of those symbols, it is amazing, draw the symbols, and then the answer will come out.

Being entangled by the pot spirit, Song Lian had no choice but to teach the pot spirit to know Arabic numerals, and he had to write it by himself.

Poor Immortal Pot Spirit, who evolved from divine consciousness, was stolen by Meng Tianzun and Song Lian to death.

Just when Song Lian was able to take a breather, the body in the domain of Pirates of Dream Tianzun received rumors from Tianzun, asking Song Lian to open his dream and take this opportunity to deal with Hu Ling.

Song Lian thought about it, this is indeed a good opportunity, so he did not hesitate to open his dream, and with the assistance of Pirates of Dreams, it became Song Lian's dream fused with the dream of pot spirit, and Pirates of Dreams withdrew from the dream.

Suddenly, Pirates of Meng Tianzun laughed wildly and rose into the sky.

The spiritual consciousness transmitted to Song Lian: "Transmit your supernatural powers and do things for the old man. I will guard this place for ten years for the old man, and come back after the old man refines a few magic weapons."

Song Lian was taken aback for a moment, and then suddenly said: "Damn, I was tricked by the old guy."

The words "scapegoat" flashed in my mind.