Step on the immortal river
Chapter 0178, the ** of the skirt
() Returning to the temporary residence of Shanquan, defenses have been arranged around the small villa.
It is very simple for monks to spend the night in the wild, temporarily set up formations, and set up warnings to meditate and practice with peace of mind, but it is not enough for Song Lian and Tao Tao, so he used barbed wire to surround the villa .
In fact, there is no need to do this with a master at the Taoist level beside him, because he has other plans.
"Jiao Yang, go to Shanquan and deal with these two bear paws. We will barbecue the bear paws tonight."
what…….
As soon as the bucket-sized bear paw came out, Jiao Yang immediately exclaimed: "The seventh-level monster golden rhinoceros bear, what a pity, it would be better if it had the whole skin."
The palms were cut off, so naturally they couldn't be turned into a whole.
Song Lian said: "Is it very valuable?"
"Master, a whole piece is very valuable. It can be made into a large-scale ten thousand beast talisman, which is very powerful. The slave once saw one on the sandbar, and it was worth [-] stones."
One hundred thousand!
Song Lian regretted it.The Ten Thousand Beast Talisman can be used to refine ten thousand powerful monsters in it. When confronting the enemy, ten thousand seventh-level monsters can indeed have a certain lethality.But it must be complete. Song Lian shot the rhinoceros headshot. The arrow bullet entered from the mouth and exploded from the inside. It was indeed a complete animal skin.
Pity.
After regretting for a while, he could think about it, now that he has money, he doesn't care, so he turned around and let go of his entanglement, and started to prepare for the barbecue.
Barbed wire was added to the stove, and various seasoning bottles were placed on a table.
Gong Zihan was curious and kept asking questions from the sidelines.
Song Lian said: "You have reached the Taoist level, and you don't eat human fireworks, but you have a good fortune tonight, and my brother's barbecue is absolutely superb. I think back then when I was working at a roadside stall on a construction site, what I did was barbecue."
Speaking of which, suddenly shut up.
Say the wrong thing.
Sure enough, the curious baby Gong Zihan asked, "What is working on a construction site, and what is setting up a street stall?"
"Well, you—you haven't done farm work. When I was a child, I did farm work with my father. Arching the ground means plowing the field. Setting up a stall is like what we do now. When you are tired from doing farm work, you naturally want to eat."
Not far away, Tao Jia laughed out loud.
He couldn't understand it, but he understood "Gongdi", and it's not a pig, what kind of place is it?
Song Lian rolled his eyes at him, and said with a chuckle, "Don't snatch it later."
+ + + + + + + + + +
"Ah, it smells so good." Beside the stove, Jiao Yang, Tao Jia, Gong Zihan and Tao Tao all stretched their necks, staring at Song Lian's hands.
Song Lian miraculously waved the brush with both hands, dazzled by the speed. With one hand, he flipped the bear's paw meat that had been smothered with wire, and with the other hand, he kept brushing with various seasonings. When the fire was fired, the aroma overflowed, and even Gong Zihan, who had been fasting for many years, drool.
Turn off the flame and you're done.
Skewers of bear paw meat are placed on the plate.
Of course, no one dared to snatch it. Just now the boss said don't snatch it, so I can only watch it drooling.
At this time, Song Lian flipped his hand, and there were five more wine glasses.
This is the focus of tonight: get drunk with beauties and eat tofu conveniently.
Song Lian has a lot of spiritual wine, the most powerful of which is of course Liuyang Melting Snow. At this time, what he took out is called Gaoshan Liushui, which is the elixir wine blended by the hills. At first, he didn't feel this kind of wine. trick.
Let's make a toast!
The problem is coming.
The beauty said: "No, Master said, women should not drink alcohol, drinking will cause bad things."
Even Tao Jia rolled his eyes at these words, and Song Lian was even more astonished. It was the master who said, isn't it the planned soup tonight, and turned his eyes: "Well, you are really a good student, but this is not wine. I Cheers to celebrate. Have you ever had a drink?"
Gong Zihan shook his head and said, "No, but I know wine."
"That's even better. Come and smell it, just taste a little bit, or lick it with your tongue. If it's wine, don't drink it."
When Song Lian said this, Tao Jia and Jiao Yang knew it well, immediately raised their wine glasses, took a sip, and shook their heads at the same time: "Ah, it's really not wine, we want to drink, it's for women."
Gong Zihan was dubious, and cutely stretched out the stone and licked it.
Now it's over.
This wine has a kind of plum added, which is sweet and sour.
"Delicious!"
A certain beauty immediately acted like a little girl, and she refused to let go, gurgling.
The expressions of the four men were wonderful, and two of them looked at Song Lian with ambiguous smiles.
"Come on, let's do it too." Song Lian rolled his eyes and took the lead in toasting.
After drinking three cups in a row, everyone began to eat barbecue. Gong Zihan also stood up to get the barbecue. Unexpectedly, just as he stood up, the world was spinning for a while, and he sat down again with an oops, and lay down softly in the rocking chair.
The scene suddenly quieted down.
With a cough, Tao Jia suddenly said: "Oh, the night wind is strong, the genius doctor still sends Miss Gong to rest."
Song Lian glared at him, giggled, and said, "It's troublesome to have a female family member when you go out. You eat first, remember to leave it for me." He picked up Gong Zihan and walked into the villa.
Behind him was the laughter of the three guys.
"Damn it, this is my daughter-in-law, what's so funny." After speaking, she laughed.
It's not a good feeling to have a beautiful woman in your arms.
The drunk Gong Zihan was as soft as a ball of water, if he hadn't hugged him tightly, he would have melted and fell to the ground immediately.
Having grown so big, apart from having a skin-to-skin relationship with Jasmine, it seems that he has never had zero-distance contact with a girl. Therefore, a certain man's palms are full of sweat, his heart beats very powerfully, and he seems to be wearing a heavy chain on his feet , extremely difficult.
After finally putting Gong Zihan on the bed, he stood up like a thief, rubbed his hands, thought for a while, closed the door, closed the window, drew the curtains, and tiptoed to the bed.
Under the light, a beautiful woman stood there, drunk and ready to bow, her face was as beautiful as a fairy, her blush was like natural rouge, her beautiful nose opened and closed gently, her eyebrows moved from time to time....
"Don't give up too much, don't give up too much."
Looking at the beauty under the lamp, Song Lian kept rubbing his hands and murmured that Gong Zihan's beauty was no less beautiful than Princess Yifeng's. If they were hugged and lay side by side, they would be no different, and they didn't know where to start .
After appreciating for a while, a certain man summoned up his courage, sat gently on the side of the bed, carefully moved Gong Zihan's feet over, removed the shoes, and a pair of beautiful feet were exposed.
"It's so perfect." A certain man exclaimed, and couldn't bear to let it go.
After playing like this for a long time, he reluctantly put it down, rubbed his buttocks, sat on the head of the bed, and stretched out his trembling hands to undo Gong Zihan's Ruyi buckle.
Just after unbuttoning the three buttons, seeing the snow-white slap, a sudden change occurred.
Gong Zihan's body suddenly radiated light, causing Song Lian to stand up with a cry of fright, and then pointed at the person in front of him like a ghost: "You, you—Da Zong—nainai?"
The patriarch smiled strangely: "Stinky boy, you have the same virtue as your master, why don't you do anything? Everyone has given you, why are you in a hurry. Tell you, if you don't pray to heaven and earth, you will never want to take off my precious disciple's clothes. Humph .”
After speaking, the person disappeared.
Song Lian breathed a sigh of relief and sat down slumped.
"I'll take the test. If you scare people like this, you will be impotent. Old ancestor, if someone gave it to me, why do you come out?"
After thinking for a while, he returned to normal, frowned and said to himself: "So the old villain did this kind of thing too, it must be Ye Xi, hehe, blue comes from blue and is better than blue, I don't believe that I can't take off the clothes of beautiful women .”
Thinking of this, he stood up, walked around, after a while, Hehe Jian laughed, then went out, went back to grab bear paws to eat.
As soon as he came out, Tao Jia and Jiao Yang stared at him with wide eyes, looking at the face above and then at the bottom of him.
"What do you look at, is this genius doctor like that?"
Oh…….
The two guys turned around, bowed their heads and gnawed on the bear's paw, causing the clone to "puchi smile" in cooperation, and said: "Brother, a moment is worth a thousand gold."
"Brother, you don't understand, brother doesn't like unresponsive."
Oh…….
The two guys said oh again.
This matter is depressing, if it wasn't for the suzerain, now...
Song Lian vented fiercely at the bear's paw.
The next day, Song Lian spent the whole morning at the desk drawing drawings, because he was neither a tailor nor a designer, and wanted to design European-style court attire, but ended up with a lot of waste paper, and finally just drew cheongsams, and then spent a lot of paper , the only thing that can be satisfied and completed is the swimsuit, there are three-point style, backless style, and bra, which is what he cares most about.
The great suzerain said that he couldn't take off Gong Zihan's clothes without praying to heaven and earth, but he wanted Gong Zihan to take off by himself. At that time, what can the great suzerain do?
At noon, peck peck peck, Gong Zihan knocked on the door and said, "Genius doctor, it's time for dinner, can I come in?"
"The door is unlocked, come in."
"Ah..., it's such a mess." Gong Meili, who opened the door, exclaimed, bent down and picked up a piece of paper from the ground. "Ah..., what a beautiful dress." What she saw was a scrapped wedding dress, which was a bit like a royal lady's dress.
Song Lian was taken aback for a moment, thinking that this kind of clothes would reveal her breasts, so she smiled and said, "Does it look good, do you like it or not?"
"Miraculous doctor, you are amazing. Have you ever designed clothes for women before? If—ah, yes." Halfway through the sentence, she couldn't stand up anymore, and picked up all the waste paper on the ground, marveling as she picked it up.Finally seeing the swimsuit and bra on the table, "What is this, not a skirt."
Song Lian's heart moved, and said: "These are accessories for the skirt, it depends on which one you like. Different styles require different accessories."
"I like this one, and another, and another..."
Almost all the blueprints drawn by Song Lian were clicked.
"No, favorites. You can only pick favorites."
Poor Gong Zihan, frowning, choosing and choosing. In the end, it was the wedding dress on the first paper. Other styles didn't have hats and gloves, but wedding dresses did.
Song Lian smiled strangely.
Said: "Your vision is really good. This one is for you."
"But this one looks complicated and I don't know how to cut it?"
In fact, Song Lian didn't understand either, but he probably did. For a senior maintenance engineer who is familiar with machinery and blueprints, how to "put together" the fabric into a skirt is no problem. Whether it fits is another matter. There is a rope to adjust the back of this court dress, the key is that the underwear should be set off just right.
So, he said: "I can help you, but it's a bit troublesome. Unless you agree, no matter what I ask you must agree, and I can help you make it."
In view of Song Lian's gentlemanly demeanor last night, Gong Zihan fully trusted him, because he was drunk last night, which was undoubtedly the best opportunity for the bridal chamber. Although Gong Zihan didn't know what the bridal chamber was going to do, his clothes were neat and his shoes were well placed , so I think Song Lian must wait for her to return to Qingmiaocheng for the wedding.
Therefore, he didn't notice Song Lian's ghost tricks at all, so he nodded immediately and said, "I listen to the magic doctor."
"Wrong, I listened to my brother."
Gong Zihan fiddled alone, but in the end he whispered: "I listen to my brother in everything."
"Whatever brother says to do?"
"Brother can do whatever he says." Gong Zihan repeated.
Song Lian was overjoyed and said, "Okay. Let's eat now and start working after dinner."
It is very simple for monks to spend the night in the wild, temporarily set up formations, and set up warnings to meditate and practice with peace of mind, but it is not enough for Song Lian and Tao Tao, so he used barbed wire to surround the villa .
In fact, there is no need to do this with a master at the Taoist level beside him, because he has other plans.
"Jiao Yang, go to Shanquan and deal with these two bear paws. We will barbecue the bear paws tonight."
what…….
As soon as the bucket-sized bear paw came out, Jiao Yang immediately exclaimed: "The seventh-level monster golden rhinoceros bear, what a pity, it would be better if it had the whole skin."
The palms were cut off, so naturally they couldn't be turned into a whole.
Song Lian said: "Is it very valuable?"
"Master, a whole piece is very valuable. It can be made into a large-scale ten thousand beast talisman, which is very powerful. The slave once saw one on the sandbar, and it was worth [-] stones."
One hundred thousand!
Song Lian regretted it.The Ten Thousand Beast Talisman can be used to refine ten thousand powerful monsters in it. When confronting the enemy, ten thousand seventh-level monsters can indeed have a certain lethality.But it must be complete. Song Lian shot the rhinoceros headshot. The arrow bullet entered from the mouth and exploded from the inside. It was indeed a complete animal skin.
Pity.
After regretting for a while, he could think about it, now that he has money, he doesn't care, so he turned around and let go of his entanglement, and started to prepare for the barbecue.
Barbed wire was added to the stove, and various seasoning bottles were placed on a table.
Gong Zihan was curious and kept asking questions from the sidelines.
Song Lian said: "You have reached the Taoist level, and you don't eat human fireworks, but you have a good fortune tonight, and my brother's barbecue is absolutely superb. I think back then when I was working at a roadside stall on a construction site, what I did was barbecue."
Speaking of which, suddenly shut up.
Say the wrong thing.
Sure enough, the curious baby Gong Zihan asked, "What is working on a construction site, and what is setting up a street stall?"
"Well, you—you haven't done farm work. When I was a child, I did farm work with my father. Arching the ground means plowing the field. Setting up a stall is like what we do now. When you are tired from doing farm work, you naturally want to eat."
Not far away, Tao Jia laughed out loud.
He couldn't understand it, but he understood "Gongdi", and it's not a pig, what kind of place is it?
Song Lian rolled his eyes at him, and said with a chuckle, "Don't snatch it later."
+ + + + + + + + + +
"Ah, it smells so good." Beside the stove, Jiao Yang, Tao Jia, Gong Zihan and Tao Tao all stretched their necks, staring at Song Lian's hands.
Song Lian miraculously waved the brush with both hands, dazzled by the speed. With one hand, he flipped the bear's paw meat that had been smothered with wire, and with the other hand, he kept brushing with various seasonings. When the fire was fired, the aroma overflowed, and even Gong Zihan, who had been fasting for many years, drool.
Turn off the flame and you're done.
Skewers of bear paw meat are placed on the plate.
Of course, no one dared to snatch it. Just now the boss said don't snatch it, so I can only watch it drooling.
At this time, Song Lian flipped his hand, and there were five more wine glasses.
This is the focus of tonight: get drunk with beauties and eat tofu conveniently.
Song Lian has a lot of spiritual wine, the most powerful of which is of course Liuyang Melting Snow. At this time, what he took out is called Gaoshan Liushui, which is the elixir wine blended by the hills. At first, he didn't feel this kind of wine. trick.
Let's make a toast!
The problem is coming.
The beauty said: "No, Master said, women should not drink alcohol, drinking will cause bad things."
Even Tao Jia rolled his eyes at these words, and Song Lian was even more astonished. It was the master who said, isn't it the planned soup tonight, and turned his eyes: "Well, you are really a good student, but this is not wine. I Cheers to celebrate. Have you ever had a drink?"
Gong Zihan shook his head and said, "No, but I know wine."
"That's even better. Come and smell it, just taste a little bit, or lick it with your tongue. If it's wine, don't drink it."
When Song Lian said this, Tao Jia and Jiao Yang knew it well, immediately raised their wine glasses, took a sip, and shook their heads at the same time: "Ah, it's really not wine, we want to drink, it's for women."
Gong Zihan was dubious, and cutely stretched out the stone and licked it.
Now it's over.
This wine has a kind of plum added, which is sweet and sour.
"Delicious!"
A certain beauty immediately acted like a little girl, and she refused to let go, gurgling.
The expressions of the four men were wonderful, and two of them looked at Song Lian with ambiguous smiles.
"Come on, let's do it too." Song Lian rolled his eyes and took the lead in toasting.
After drinking three cups in a row, everyone began to eat barbecue. Gong Zihan also stood up to get the barbecue. Unexpectedly, just as he stood up, the world was spinning for a while, and he sat down again with an oops, and lay down softly in the rocking chair.
The scene suddenly quieted down.
With a cough, Tao Jia suddenly said: "Oh, the night wind is strong, the genius doctor still sends Miss Gong to rest."
Song Lian glared at him, giggled, and said, "It's troublesome to have a female family member when you go out. You eat first, remember to leave it for me." He picked up Gong Zihan and walked into the villa.
Behind him was the laughter of the three guys.
"Damn it, this is my daughter-in-law, what's so funny." After speaking, she laughed.
It's not a good feeling to have a beautiful woman in your arms.
The drunk Gong Zihan was as soft as a ball of water, if he hadn't hugged him tightly, he would have melted and fell to the ground immediately.
Having grown so big, apart from having a skin-to-skin relationship with Jasmine, it seems that he has never had zero-distance contact with a girl. Therefore, a certain man's palms are full of sweat, his heart beats very powerfully, and he seems to be wearing a heavy chain on his feet , extremely difficult.
After finally putting Gong Zihan on the bed, he stood up like a thief, rubbed his hands, thought for a while, closed the door, closed the window, drew the curtains, and tiptoed to the bed.
Under the light, a beautiful woman stood there, drunk and ready to bow, her face was as beautiful as a fairy, her blush was like natural rouge, her beautiful nose opened and closed gently, her eyebrows moved from time to time....
"Don't give up too much, don't give up too much."
Looking at the beauty under the lamp, Song Lian kept rubbing his hands and murmured that Gong Zihan's beauty was no less beautiful than Princess Yifeng's. If they were hugged and lay side by side, they would be no different, and they didn't know where to start .
After appreciating for a while, a certain man summoned up his courage, sat gently on the side of the bed, carefully moved Gong Zihan's feet over, removed the shoes, and a pair of beautiful feet were exposed.
"It's so perfect." A certain man exclaimed, and couldn't bear to let it go.
After playing like this for a long time, he reluctantly put it down, rubbed his buttocks, sat on the head of the bed, and stretched out his trembling hands to undo Gong Zihan's Ruyi buckle.
Just after unbuttoning the three buttons, seeing the snow-white slap, a sudden change occurred.
Gong Zihan's body suddenly radiated light, causing Song Lian to stand up with a cry of fright, and then pointed at the person in front of him like a ghost: "You, you—Da Zong—nainai?"
The patriarch smiled strangely: "Stinky boy, you have the same virtue as your master, why don't you do anything? Everyone has given you, why are you in a hurry. Tell you, if you don't pray to heaven and earth, you will never want to take off my precious disciple's clothes. Humph .”
After speaking, the person disappeared.
Song Lian breathed a sigh of relief and sat down slumped.
"I'll take the test. If you scare people like this, you will be impotent. Old ancestor, if someone gave it to me, why do you come out?"
After thinking for a while, he returned to normal, frowned and said to himself: "So the old villain did this kind of thing too, it must be Ye Xi, hehe, blue comes from blue and is better than blue, I don't believe that I can't take off the clothes of beautiful women .”
Thinking of this, he stood up, walked around, after a while, Hehe Jian laughed, then went out, went back to grab bear paws to eat.
As soon as he came out, Tao Jia and Jiao Yang stared at him with wide eyes, looking at the face above and then at the bottom of him.
"What do you look at, is this genius doctor like that?"
Oh…….
The two guys turned around, bowed their heads and gnawed on the bear's paw, causing the clone to "puchi smile" in cooperation, and said: "Brother, a moment is worth a thousand gold."
"Brother, you don't understand, brother doesn't like unresponsive."
Oh…….
The two guys said oh again.
This matter is depressing, if it wasn't for the suzerain, now...
Song Lian vented fiercely at the bear's paw.
The next day, Song Lian spent the whole morning at the desk drawing drawings, because he was neither a tailor nor a designer, and wanted to design European-style court attire, but ended up with a lot of waste paper, and finally just drew cheongsams, and then spent a lot of paper , the only thing that can be satisfied and completed is the swimsuit, there are three-point style, backless style, and bra, which is what he cares most about.
The great suzerain said that he couldn't take off Gong Zihan's clothes without praying to heaven and earth, but he wanted Gong Zihan to take off by himself. At that time, what can the great suzerain do?
At noon, peck peck peck, Gong Zihan knocked on the door and said, "Genius doctor, it's time for dinner, can I come in?"
"The door is unlocked, come in."
"Ah..., it's such a mess." Gong Meili, who opened the door, exclaimed, bent down and picked up a piece of paper from the ground. "Ah..., what a beautiful dress." What she saw was a scrapped wedding dress, which was a bit like a royal lady's dress.
Song Lian was taken aback for a moment, thinking that this kind of clothes would reveal her breasts, so she smiled and said, "Does it look good, do you like it or not?"
"Miraculous doctor, you are amazing. Have you ever designed clothes for women before? If—ah, yes." Halfway through the sentence, she couldn't stand up anymore, and picked up all the waste paper on the ground, marveling as she picked it up.Finally seeing the swimsuit and bra on the table, "What is this, not a skirt."
Song Lian's heart moved, and said: "These are accessories for the skirt, it depends on which one you like. Different styles require different accessories."
"I like this one, and another, and another..."
Almost all the blueprints drawn by Song Lian were clicked.
"No, favorites. You can only pick favorites."
Poor Gong Zihan, frowning, choosing and choosing. In the end, it was the wedding dress on the first paper. Other styles didn't have hats and gloves, but wedding dresses did.
Song Lian smiled strangely.
Said: "Your vision is really good. This one is for you."
"But this one looks complicated and I don't know how to cut it?"
In fact, Song Lian didn't understand either, but he probably did. For a senior maintenance engineer who is familiar with machinery and blueprints, how to "put together" the fabric into a skirt is no problem. Whether it fits is another matter. There is a rope to adjust the back of this court dress, the key is that the underwear should be set off just right.
So, he said: "I can help you, but it's a bit troublesome. Unless you agree, no matter what I ask you must agree, and I can help you make it."
In view of Song Lian's gentlemanly demeanor last night, Gong Zihan fully trusted him, because he was drunk last night, which was undoubtedly the best opportunity for the bridal chamber. Although Gong Zihan didn't know what the bridal chamber was going to do, his clothes were neat and his shoes were well placed , so I think Song Lian must wait for her to return to Qingmiaocheng for the wedding.
Therefore, he didn't notice Song Lian's ghost tricks at all, so he nodded immediately and said, "I listen to the magic doctor."
"Wrong, I listened to my brother."
Gong Zihan fiddled alone, but in the end he whispered: "I listen to my brother in everything."
"Whatever brother says to do?"
"Brother can do whatever he says." Gong Zihan repeated.
Song Lian was overjoyed and said, "Okay. Let's eat now and start working after dinner."
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