Thunder King

Fundamentally speaking, Ni Xiaonian is still a very feudal person, it is impossible to expect her to hand over her body to Lin Sen right now.But when this little girl was with Lin Sen, she lost the coldness of the past and became a gentle and lively little woman, which Lin Sen liked better.After all, no man would like to be with a woman who keeps a cold face when he is with him.

Not only that, Ni Xiaonian also became very clingy. That night, when she slept with Lin Sen, she said something that made Lin Sen very painful: "I believe in you."

This sentence is very profound. Lin Sen thought about it for a long time, but still couldn't do it.Damn, what he fears the most is that a woman will say such things to him while sleeping, and it will destroy his hopes.Along with disappearing, there is also anger all over her body.

But that's fine, let's just hug and sleep, anyway, with a woman sleeping next to him, Lin Sen will feel at ease and comfortable, even if his arms are numb from the pressure, he doesn't have any complaints.That's his woman, and making his woman happy makes him happy.This is Lin Sen's character. Most of the time, he is just like a child.

Miami actually has only one beach scene, and the rest is nothing.After playing in Miami for a few days, Lin Sen and Ni Xiao have always been together, almost never separated for a moment.For the Hongmen, Lin Sen didn't make any achievements at all, he just occupied the position of the nominal leader and didn't do anything practical.That poor old fellow Ni Hong has announced his abdication, but in fact, Lin Sen is still the top leader of the Hongmen regardless of his affairs, and he handles the daily affairs of the Hongmen himself. Can stand up to help.

In fact, Lin Sen is not lazy, but there are really no big things, so he shouldn't have to take care of ordinary small things, right?That would be cheating, even if he has 48 hours a day, he can't manage it.Don't forget, he is also the leader of the American Brotherhood and the Southeast Asian Merchant Club. How can he have so much energy to do everything by himself?

Besides, who wouldn't want to do something like throwing away the shopkeeper?Ni Hong is not very old, and he can still work for 30 to 30 years.That's Lin Sen's plan to let Ni Hong continue to work for another [-] to [-] years, and he will probably have a son by then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

This kind of thinking is simply god-like logic!Give birth to a son to take care of things, and he can be completely relaxed and at ease.The plan is planned like this, but what about the change?Plans often fail to keep up with changes, and Lin Sen's hopes are bound to be shattered.Heaven will send a great mission to everyone, and Lin Sen is the one who has been sent a great mission. There are many things that he cannot escape.That is fate, and it is useless to escape, you can only obey in a proper manner.

Without continuing to delay in the United States, Lin Sen flew back to City K directly.He had just arrived in City K, and when he left the airport, a very unexpected person came to pick him up.

Huang Buxi was driving a cool Porsche supercar, waving at Lin Sen from afar.Lin Sen was very helpless, this shit, he ran back to China secretly by himself, didn't alarm anyone, even Lin Shanshan didn't come to pick him up, how did Huang Buxiu know the news?It seems that the strength of the Struggle Club is really terrifying to the extreme!

"Brother, why are you here?"

Already in the name of sworn brotherhood, Lin Sen also changed his name to Huang Buxiu to Big Brother.

Huang Buxiu liked Lin Sen's address to him very much, he laughed proudly, and said: "Your movements in the United States have attracted the attention of the entire supernatural world, do you think others don't know your whereabouts? ? Unless you flew back by yourself, or swam across the Pacific Ocean, otherwise, you can't even try to hide."

Lin Sen is not hypocritical, since Huang Buxiu came to pick him up in person, he got into Huang Buxiu's car, and someone came to pick him up, which would be more comfortable than taking a taxi back by himself.

"Brother, when did you return home?"

Lin Sen and Huang Buxiu chatted casually for a while, Huang Buxuan expressed his congratulations to Lin Sen, the words were sour, Lin Sen's current status is definitely a level higher than him.

After talking for a while, Huang continued to find a restaurant to have dinner with Lin Sen.Sitting in the box, Huang Buxiu finally stated his purpose: "Lin Sen, do you know that there are still some very mysterious characters outside of our supernatural world..."

Huang Buxi's expression was very strange, and he couldn't tell what it was. There was fear, envy, and even naked greed.

Lin Sen's heart was shocked. Could it be that this shit is a legendary cultivator?

According to legend, in ancient China, there was a group of powerful people called cultivators.They can ascend to the world and enter the earth, and they are almost omnipotent existences.But now, the awesome supernatural beings are like scumbags in the eyes of those powerful cultivators.

Cultivation is also known as cultivating immortality, cultivating inner alchemy, and today's Taoist priests may be the legendary cultivators.

The methods of cultivating truth are mainly [Zhengyi School] refining outer alchemy (taking food), [Quanzhen School] refining inner alchemy (jingqishen), so there is a saying of Jindan Dao.There have been more than [-] sects of self-cultivation in China since ancient times [the Zhengyi sect and the sub-branches of the Quanzhen sect], most of which have been passed down until now.According to different sects, the theories held are different, each person's situation is different, and the exercises are also ever-changing.

Every time Lin Sen thought of these things, he would be fascinated and unable to restrain himself.That is the real master, and now he is a scumbag existence.Even if it is a double S level powerhouse, in the eyes of a cultivator, what is that?

Secular sects of self-cultivation are divided into [Eastern School], [Western School], [Southern School], [Northern School] and [Central School].The hermit sect is [Wuji Sect] [Ancient Immortal Sect].In short, the methods of self-cultivation should not be practiced without a guide, otherwise there will be endless troubles. Nowadays, admirers of immortals should also avoid being deceived.

In fact, cultivators have existed since ancient times, dating back to the earliest period of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors. The so-called cultivation is nothing more than guiding external energy into the body according to a certain method, and tempering one's own body purposefully, so as to achieve a body far superior to that of ordinary humans. purpose of strength.In addition, many existing sects have their own mental methods. When practicing, they are more to understand the principles of heaven, so that their own spiritual power is amazing. When they practice to a great degree, they are said to be able to get rid of the body, and can observe things. Instead of using sight, hearing, or touch, it uses its powerful spiritual sense to explore.Lin Sen thought that there must be real practitioners, but until now, there are no traces of any practitioners. It is all because the spiritual energy on the earth is thin, and it can no longer support so many practitioners to practice.

However, there will definitely be some cultivators remaining, who have opened up their own independent small space, lingering on their last days.

In fact, since the end of the Tang Dynasty and the Five Dynasties, the school of understanding "San Tong Qi" based on the theory of inner alchemy gradually overwhelmed the school of outer alchemy and became the mainstream of immortal studies.Famous inner alchemists such as Zhong Liquan, Lu Dongbin, Cui Xifan, Chen Pu, Chen Tuan, Shi Jianwu, Liu Xuanying, Zhang Boduan and others who studied inner alchemy immortals regard "Zhouyi Cantong Qi" as the ancestor of alchemy scriptures, "Can Tongqi" The value of "As the Secret Code of Immortal Cultivation" is recognized by the society.At that time, the study of inner alchemy had developed to the level of perfection, and some schools with their own characteristics began to form.These inner alchemy sects all trace back to the Yellow Emperor, Pengzu, Wang Qiao, Chisong, and rely on Laozi.

One school claims to have been passed down from Guan Yinzi (the real person named Wenshi in the Tang Dynasty), so it is called Wenshi school.The other school claims to have passed down Xuanfu, Emperor Shaoyang of Donghua Purple Mansion (from the Han Dynasty), so it is called Shaoyang School.The Wenshi school takes nothingness as its foundation and cultivation of nature as its sect. The Dharma books "Laozi", "Zhuangzi" and "Wenshizhenjing" belong to the most superior way of nothingness. , Immediately into the sky, right and wrong, same person and me, enter the chaotic state without heaven and earth, cultivate nature and fate at the same time.The Shaoyang school advocates the dual practice of life and soul to nourish yin and yang, and uses the method of action to achieve the method of inaction. It divides the steps of refining qi, refining qi to transform spirit, and refining spirit to return emptiness. The order is clear, and the sect has spread widely.

Since the end of the Tang Dynasty and the Five Dynasties, the Shaoyang School has opened the Dharma door of Zhongliquan, Lu Dongbin, Chen Tuan, Ma Yi Taoist, Huolong Zhenren, Liu Cao, Zhang Boduan, etc., and gradually formed after the Song, Jin, Yuan, Ming, and Qing dynasties. Southern School, Northern School, Central School, Eastern School, Western School, Qingcheng School, Wuliu School and other sects.Therefore, there is a saying that the Wenshi school is the highest and the Shaoyang school is the largest in the inner alchemy school.There is also the real Zhang Sanfeng in the Yuan and Ming Dynasties, who combined the strengths of the Wenshi School and the Shaoyang School, and created the Sanfeng School (also known as the Yinxian School). The method of creating a pure and pure method by connecting with Zhongzhong has both the characteristics of the southern and northern sects.

These numerous sects can be roughly divided into three categories in terms of their skills, one is the Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation Method, the second is the Pure and Solitary Cultivation Method of Meditation, and the third is the combination of the Yin-Yang Cultivation School and the Pure and Solitary Cultivation School body.

Lin Sen had seen these things in books. As for the authenticity, Lin Sen had never doubted it.There are already such rare magical species as supernatural beings, and if there are any cultivators, Lin Sen can completely accept it!

ps: A girl sent me a text message last night. The content of the conversation was very strong, so I sent it out for everyone to see.

She texted me and said: xxx

I said: what's wrong?

She said: Dysmenorrhea.

I said: woman.

She said: It's a girl.

I said: You are still a girl, not a woman?

She said: You say I am what I am, the point is that I have dysmenorrhea.

I said: Do you want me to accompany you to buy Tongjingbao granules?

She said: Taking medicine affects fertility, and I still want a biological daughter.

I said: Then you stick to it, menstruation is a woman's precious wealth.

She said: I really want to give you this wealth generously.

I said: I am a good man.

She said: It hurts...

I said: So it won't hurt?

She said: It has always been, but this time it is more serious.

I said: Are you pregnant?

She said: You will not have menstruation when you are pregnant. Didn’t the person who told you about dysmenorrhea tell you this common sense?

I said: Well, I don’t understand sorry

She said: Nothing to worry about, just remember it in the future.If when your girlfriend does not come to menstruation, you should prepare money...

I said: Don't scare me!

She said: Means your girlfriend didn't have her period this month?

I said: Well, she told me the day before yesterday that her aunt should be here.

She said: should?Quickly ask for clarification.

I said: Actually, I know that if I am pregnant, I will not have menstruation. How could I not know this kind of common sense.

She said: It's like I asked a person a question a long time ago, and after he told me, I told him that I actually knew that it was just to test you.

I said: Fuck!Do you think I'm fooling around?

She said: I thought you were innocent.

I said: simplicity should also understand common sense!Last semester, I took sex and health education for college students as an elective.

She said: So the teacher told you that you will not have your period when you are pregnant?

I said: yes.

She said: So can you tell me the half-baked reason why I only know a little bit?Don't say let me go to Baidu by myself.

I said: It is about menstrual ovulation. Cells, if you are pregnant, you will not have a period.

She said: I should have chosen this course.

I said: Yes, it is more interesting and I can learn something.The teacher also used sets to blow balloons for us to play.

She said: ...The key point is that I am suffering from dysmenorrhea now!

I said: Would it be better to take a cold shower?

She said: Would you be better off if I died?

I said: I heard that cold water can suppress pain.

She said: Didn't your elective teacher tell you that you can't touch cold water during menstruation?

I said: Oh, sorry forgot.

She said: My God, you will forget this kind of common sense. I am really worried that your girlfriend will be tortured by you.It hurt so bad, I covered it with a hot water bottle.

I said: Well, it doesn't hurt when I fall asleep.

She said: I can't sleep because of the pain. I have to go to the self-study room to read books for a day tomorrow and take the exam the day after tomorrow.

I said: I will go to bed tomorrow and do the laundry.

She said: I also have clothes to wash, but I can't touch cold water.Does your building have washing machines?

I said: stop, don't even think about it.I wash it by hand, we don't have a washing machine in this building.

She said: Oh, then I will send it to another place that has a washing machine.

I said: Well.

She said: Do you still remember the girlfriend I introduced to you?

I said: which one?

She said: Let me introduce you to that.

I said: Have you introduced it to me?

She said: Yes, so and so.

I said: Oh, I can't remember, sorry.

She said: Actually, I have introduced her a lot. She really wants to fall in love, but the boys I introduced to her don't like her.

I said: Is she not picky eater?

She said: Don't pick.

I said: Then I will introduce him to the one in my dormitory.It's just that the one in our dormitory might not like her either. There are few boys in Normal University and they have high vision.

She said: That's it, I even introduced my ex-boyfriend to her, but my ex-boyfriend said depressedly that I introduced all crooked melons to him.

I said: Well, you shouldn’t say that, at least you are kind, like me, although you don’t think it’s okay, but at least I’ll give you face, I’m just making excuses to say that I’m not the type I like.

She said: Then what type do you like?

I said: My requirements are low, but weird.I have a set of standards for the type of girls I like in my heart.

She said: how?

I said: I can't say anything else, but it must be a Scorpio or Pisces.

She said: Do you believe in astrology?

I said: more and more trustworthy.

She said: I don't believe it.

I said: I have reached the point where I can only attack by asking the constellations.If you are not a Scorpio or Pisces, you will not start.

She said: In fact, we Virgos are so good, gentle, kind and virtuous and so on.

I said: I still stick to my constellation.

She said: I think it is enough to look and feel.

I said: Then do you have feelings for me?

She said: Don't ask such difficult questions.

I said: Whether you say yes or no, people like me can accept it calmly.

She said: I have dysmenorrhea.

I said: You can knead.

She said, "It hurts inside, and rubbing doesn't help."It is estimated that it will be very difficult for me to have a daughter in the future.

I said: It should be possible.

She said: I want to have a caesarean section.

I said: It is also possible, the current technology should not have obvious scars.After you have given birth, you probably won’t wear some revealing navel dresses to go shopping.

She said: I must be the kind of virtuous family.

I said: Why do you have to have a daughter?

She said: If he has a son, he will marry a woman who will come back and quarrel with me. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is difficult to handle.

I said: That's right.But I really want a son, so I can rest assured that I won't suffer when I go out to play.Many girls are not allowed to have a relationship when they are in college. If it is a son, I encourage him to talk about it.

She said: Be careful that your son has a lot of big belly to trouble you.

I said: How is that possible? I beat him to death.

She said: domestic violence.

I said: If you don't fight, you can't get angry.I was beaten out of it when I was a kid.If you are not the first in the grade, you will be beaten in the exam.Later, when I was in high school and I grew up, I stopped beating me, and my studies plummeted.

She said: I will not force my daughter to study in the future, she can do whatever she likes.

I said: I don't know how, as long as I don't take the last test and let their class teacher trouble me.The few kilograms of awards in my box are enough to motivate him to work hard.

She said: You can ask your girlfriend, is it true that you haven't had your period?

I said: ... Where do I have a girlfriend?Kidding.My heart is higher than the sky and my life is thinner than paper, so I can't find a girlfriend.

She said: how come?

I said: This is a fact.

She said: I feel that you often change girlfriends.

I said: You feel wrong, in fact I only talked about being dumped twice.And I only admit that the first time, the second time is only ten days, the feelings are not deep, so it doesn't count.

She said: How are you divided?

I said: They are both flamboyant Geminis.The second time, she secretly reconciled with her ex-boyfriend. I was close, and that was long distance. I think we should split it.

She said: Don't be afraid, you don't worry about girlfriends.

I said: Worry, for every girl I like, I will feel that I am not good enough for her.Put your position very low.This may be a common problem of Cancer.

She said: You have to be confident, you have nothing to be ashamed of.

I said: nothing more than height, looks, money, power, status.

She said: If you still have low self-esteem, how many people can be confident.

I said: You overestimate me.I'm actually just a literary young man who writes short poems to seduce little girls.

She said: Haha, young literary and artistic youth.

I said: Well, every day I just look at the back of the beautiful woman in a daze.Mean? *for a while.Meaning? * refers to the fantasy of beautiful things, which had nothing to do with sex.

She said: I have always known this, but many people misunderstood it because of the word *.

I said: Yes, every time I meet those wretched men who misunderstand the meaning of meaning?*, I will secretly despise them in my heart.

She said: It's terrible to be uneducated.

I said: yes.

She said: Is it time to sleep?

I said: Well.Good night.

She said: good night.

Is it very strong?Does she like me?