Super Merry Student

Yi Tianhao looked at Luan Lai's excited look, secretly felt a little funny in his heart, and said with a serious face: "You are willing, I haven't said that I am willing yet!"

He made a noise, stood up, and said with a smile: "That expert, let the Sa family follow you, the Sa family can act as your thug, and the Sa family also has a constant appetite, and each meal only costs There is wine and meat, plus [-] to [-] rice, that’s enough. 【, Sajia’s requirements are not high, as long as he can get a little salary every month, enough to find a few beauties, that’s enough. .Where can I find a free thug like Sajia, don't you think?"

Luan Lai was really anxious. He didn't give money to those two women just now. Why don't you want money now? You need money to pick up girls, and you need money to eat, but he has nothing in society except brute force. Yes, now that Pan Zang is about to bottom out, if he can follow Yi Tianhao's side and have someone to learn kung fu when he is fine, that would be the best thing.

Yi Tianhao's heart became more and more amused, and his heart became more and more stable. He stared and said, "Does a person with my skill still need thugs to protect me? How many people in this world do you think can threaten me? What?" People I can't beat?"

It’s okay to listen to it randomly, and I only have such a skill that is worth mentioning. If the other party doesn’t even need my own skill, it seems that my worth is not much, and I suddenly became anxious, and hurriedly said: "Benefactor, Although your skills are good enough, you can't do everything by yourself, don't you think? It's also a loss of your identity! It's different if you have Sajia, but there are some trivial matters. The Sajia can help to settle some big matters that the Sajia cannot settle, and the benefactor will personally settle them. What does the benefactor think of me?" [

Yi Tianhao began to pretend to be hesitant, and when he saw him randomly, he became even more anxious, and hurriedly said: "Sajia is in Shaolin Temple, and now he is the most powerful master. It’s up to the Sa family to carry it forward, if you accept an eminent Shaolin monk like me as your apprentice, it will be very face-saving, don’t you think?”

Yi Tianhao nodded as he listened, and finally said suddenly: "Well, what you monk said is also reasonable. A person like me really needs a few thugs with your skills around him." , then you can reluctantly follow me. But let’s talk about it, I will give you good wine and meat every month, and my monthly salary will not be less, enough for you to pick up girls , but what I say is what, you must always follow me faithfully.”

"That's great." Luan Lai patted his chest and said, "Prince, don't worry, monks like Sajia who have faith know what loyalty is."

Yi Tianhao cursed secretly in his heart, you have faith, what a fart, a monk with faith goes to pick up girls every day?Go to big wine and big meat every day?Damn, the monks are so coquettish now, the world has really fallen.

But this time, Yi Tianhao was still very excited to accept such a skilled monk. In Yi Tianhao's opinion, this monk's skill is not much different from that of Molu. The two of them should be said to be the same , The monk's skill may be stronger, but Molu's killing method is stronger, it is difficult to judge whether it is superior.

Counting now, I already have three masters under my command, Molu, Suzaku, and Luanlai Monk, and Huofeng is not included for the time being. After all, Huofeng is now a talent of the country, and I can't always occupy it. Do the math, Suzaku is already my woman, I can't send Suzaku to do everything in the future, this is not in line with Yi Tianhao's character, if there is no mess, only a stranger is usable, so also Tianhao was so excited when he saw Monk Luanlai's bravery today, and he couldn't wait to take it for his own use.

Yi Tianhao accepted the chaos, and began to say: "Let me introduce first, my name is Yi Tianhao, you can call me Prince or Brother Hao, don't call me benefactor, do you understand?"

"Understood, Prince."

Yi Tianhao nodded. Although this monk looks like a well-developed limb, his mind is not simple, and his reaction is quite fast.

Yi Tianhao continued: "In addition, I have to explain something more. I have a gang under my command, called the princelings. Do you know what a gang is? It is a place where you fight and kill. You don't have to go out to fight every day like everyone else. Kill or watch the situation, if necessary, I will tell you."

Luan Lai nodded and said, "I know what a gangster is."

"Well, that's good." Yi Tianhao continued, "Now I'm traveling to Taoyuan Island to play with my classmates, so it's not convenient for you to follow me."

Luan Lai's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "With classmates? School girl? Uniform temptation?"

Damn, what kind of monk is this?She even understands the temptation of uniforms!Damn it, do all the monks nowadays hide in temples and watch porn every night?

Yi Tianhao's complexion changed, and he said seriously: "Those are all my classmates, you can't move."

Luan Lai looked at Yi Tianhao as if looking at a monster, but still nodded and said: "The Sa family understands, those are the prince's people, so I can't move, the Buddha said, a friend's wife should not be bullied!"

Yi Tianhao said: "When did the Buddha say these words?"

Luan Lai laughed and said: "But Prince, your body is important, and sometimes you need to be restrained. There are so many people, can you handle it?"

"Damn, that's my business. It's none of your business. Talking to you flower monk is exhausting!" Yi Tianhao turned his head and was about to be collapsed by the mess, and said in some words, "you flower monk? Don’t you watch pornography in the temple every day?” [

"Pornography? I haven't seen it."

Yi Tianhao breathed a sigh of relief.

Luan Lai continued: "Sajia has only watched some classic movies, they are all classic national quintessence, such as "Jin Ping Mei" and the like."

Yi Tianhao's eyes lit up, and both of them sat down, Yi Tianhao asked: "Have you seen "Jin Ping Mei" too? Is it the movie version? Damn, this movie is awesome, it can be called the originator of domestic pornography. The Ximenqing in it is very powerful, especially the part of doing Pan Jinlian, in front of Wu Dalang who is sleepwalking, the beautiful Pan Jinlian looks like she is dying, it is really amazing."

Clapped wildly, and said loudly: "Prince, you are really a confidant of the family. This "Jin Ping Mei" is really a masterpiece among domestic films. It can be called the quintessence of the country. It is a milestone in the history of human films and an eternal film. Miracle. That Pan Jinlian is also the favorite of the Sajia family. Unfortunately, he died a bit too badly in the end. He was killed under the bed. You didn’t know at the time that the Sajia almost smashed the computer. This Ximen Qing deserves to die, he died well, and in the end he died exhausted, if it was the Sajia, even if it was three days and three nights, there would be no problem at all, he still lacks training!"

Yi Tianhao agreed: "This Ximen Qing was mainly drugged, but his bravery inside, in my opinion, is nothing more than pediatrics. But, you also have computers in Shaolin Temple?"

"Of course, working on the computer, registering some rosters and the like. Later, Sajia secretly downloaded two movies. Unfortunately, some old-fashioned people found out and deleted them all for me. They are corrupt and old-fashioned. , has been unable to keep up with the pace of the times, if Shaolin is full of talents like you, the prince, Shaolin will definitely be able to flourish and achieve greater glory! By the way, prince, have you seen "Meat Futuan"?"

"I see." Yi Tianhao paused, put away his lustful look, cleared his throat, and said seriously, "Well, mess around, sometimes it's better for a man to be restrained, in fact, I Personally, I went to see "Jin Ping Mei" with the mentality of appreciating classical masterpieces, as for pornographic films like "Meat Fu Tuan", I have never even heard of it."

"Oh." Luan Lai looked at Yi Tianhao contemptuously, but did not refute, thinking in his heart, is this the legendary archway even after being a bitch?

Yi Tianhao continued: "Of course, if you have any pornographic discs, or some V photos, I would like to share them with you, mainly to guide you well, so that you don't get caught in these things. Fallen into Avici Hell under the temptation of

Luan Lai clasped his hands together and said, "The Prince's benevolence really moved the Sajia. The Sajia has accepted several copies of the original movie CDs of Mr. Cang donated to me by tourists. How about we have the opportunity to study and discuss together?"

"Great, great." Yi Tianhao smiled, patted Luan Lai on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "Huan Lai, I think, one day, sooner or later, you will become the pride of the entire Shaolin Temple, and I will become more and more proud of you. I think accepting you is the wisest thing I have ever done. You are a monk, energetic and full of sense of justice. After you go back, you will definitely be able to set a good example for our princeling brothers!"

The two looked at each other and laughed.

After laughing, Yi Tianhao said: "By the way, it's still what I said just now. In the past few days, you are not suitable to be with me. How about this? You will leave here by boat tomorrow, and then go to Sanjiang by car. City, I will send someone to pick you up properly."

After listening randomly, Wei Wei became silent.

Yi Tianhao asked: "You don't want to?"

"Sajia has important things to deal with these few days, and it has a lot to do with it."

Yi Tianhao nodded, and gave a sound of understanding, and was about to change his mind when he heard Luan Lai continue: "The Sajia is planning to come over tomorrow to compete for the three red cards. Stay here long ago."

Yi Tianhao looked at the chaos in some words, and said: "Forget it, you should go back. In fact, what's so great about the three big red cards. The three big red cards are all the kind of showmanship, and dance with you." Zhiwu, you are on fire for hooking up, but you don't want to have sex with you, who do you think you are going to reason with?"

Luan Lai's eyes widened: "Is there such a thing?"

"Of course, they are just bullying an honest person like you. That's all right, you go to Sanjiang City first, and I will send someone to arrange a few more younger sisters for you, and then I will guarantee that you will die and forget about these red cards ,how do you feel?"

Luan Lai's eyes lit up, he clasped his hands together, and said with a pious attitude: "Amitabha, Sajiajue is very suitable."

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