Super Merry Student

Suzaku sneered, "Are you still not convinced?"

Luan Lai took off his coat, revealing a strong body with metallic light. He patted his chest, his eyes became hot, and he grinned and said, "Let me see it again!"

Yi Tianhao suddenly came over, stood between the two, looked at Luan Lai, and asked, "Monk Luan Lai, do you know who she is?"

Luan Lai shook his head. 【'

"She's my woman!" [

Luan Lai was stunned for a moment, his eyes showed surprise, and then he said in surprise: "What you said is true? This beautiful and powerful female benefactor is actually your woman?"

Yi Tianhao said: "Then what do you think?"

"Haha, the Sa family misunderstood, the Sa family misunderstood, and the flood rushed into the Dragon King Temple. But this female benefactor is really good, even I dare not be careless." Luan Lai said while re-dressing. Ready to dress.

Several people sat down one after another, and Luan Lai looked at Suzaku curiously, Suzaku always looked cold, Yi Tianhao looked at Luan Lai's eyes from the side, and said loudly: "You monk, you can Don't think about my woman, otherwise, don't blame me for being rude."

"How is it possible? No matter what the Sa family says, they also know that friends and wives should not be bullied. What's more, the lady's skills are scary, and the Sa family dare not have those random thoughts. But the lady is really stunning, Amitabha, goodness, goodness, Buddha Said, form is emptiness, and emptiness is form."

Yi Tianhao rolled his eyes and said: "You perverted monk, don't put on airs with me here, I came here to talk to you, we princelings, have you heard of it?"

Monk Luanlai shook his head and said, "I heard about it now, but I didn't know about it before."

"Well, our princelings are currently one of the largest gangs in Jiangsu Province. It can be said that no matter where the members of the princelings go, they are all worshiped by men and admired by women."

Hearing the four words "women's love", Monk Luanlai's eyes lit up immediately.

Yi Tianhao saw it, smiled secretly in his heart, and continued: "Do you think the female benefactors are cute?"

"Of course." Monk Luanlai said solemnly, "Before the Buddha, everyone is equal, and everyone is very cute in the heart of Sajia."

Damn it, this monk is clearly a whore and wants to set up a memorial archway, Yi Tianhao cursed secretly in his heart, but on the surface he looked calm, and continued to ask: "Do you think the body of the female benefactor is smooth?"

The monk Luanlai said with a lewd smile: "Well, Sajia thinks that the body of the female benefactor is naturally very smooth, and it feels very comfortable to the touch."

Yi Tianhao asked again: "Then what do you think is the happiest thing to do with the female benefactor?"

The monk Luanlai said solemnly: "Sajia has been taught by his master since he was a child that people live to save all living beings. Sajia feels that every female benefactor is fortunate to experience the most wonderful feeling in the world, which is to save sentient beings. Amitabha, Sajia is Work hard for this goal!"

Both Zhang Xiao and Li Jiannan looked at the Luanlai monk as if they were looking at a monster. This crazy monk is really good enough. In the past, they thought that there would never be another person on the dance floor like Brother Hao in the world. Today It is considered that you know what it means to know what it means.

Yi Tianhao still looked serious, suddenly sighed deeply, and said with some regret: "It turns out that your realm has reached this level, and I am really disappointed. Forget it, since So, I have nothing to discuss with you."

Luan Lai asked with some doubts: "Is there something wrong with what the Sa family said?""

"Do you think going to bed is the highest state between men and women? If this is the case, then your state is too shallow." [

Monk Luanlai said in a daze: "Is there a higher realm between men and women?"

"Of course, but I know that you, a monk who lived in a monastery since childhood, will never feel it. There is nothing to say. Let's go out and don't disturb the sentient beings who come to the master."

As Yi Tianhao said, he stood up and was about to leave, and the others also stood up immediately, came over in a hurry, grabbed Yi Tianhao's arm, and said with a smile: "Brother Hao, look, don't you Half the story, when the master let the Sa family leave the temple, it means that the Sa family still has a lot of red dust to go through, there are still many things that have not been seen through, and there are still many things that have not been experienced, so the Sa family left the temple "Brother Hao, tell me, isn't the highest level between a man and a woman on the bed?"

Suzaku glared at Monk Luanlai, cursing secretly.

Yi Tianhao pretended to hesitate for a while, finally sat down and sighed: "Since your attitude is so sincere, let me tell you something."

Only then did Monk Luanlai smiled excitedly and sat down opposite, staring closely at Yi Tianhao, expecting what Yi Tianhao would say.

"Do you know love? The highest state between men and women should be love."

Monk Luanlai shook his head and said with a sneer: "The Sa family has heard of love, but they don't know what that kind of thing is like."

Even a rough man like Li Jiannan would secretly shake his head when he heard such words, he is simply a crazy monk who only knows how to indulge in lust.

Yi Tianhao also secretly felt it was funny when he heard it, but in this way, it just fit Yi Tianhao's heart, and Yi Tianhao immediately said: "Actually, the highest state between a man and a woman is not alone in bed. It's that A combination of your love and my willingness. The so-called you love me, it doesn’t mean that you force the other party, and it doesn’t mean that you spend money to let others serve you in bed, but that she worships you, loves you, and likes you, so she can’t Serve you on the bed without extricating yourself. This is love, understand?"

Monk Luanlai nodded while listening, and said with excitement in his eyes: "It sounds good!"

"Of course, think about it carefully. If one day, a beautiful woman falls in love with you, she will only pretend to be you in her heart. She doesn't care about your identity or your money. All she cares about is you. Man, what do you think of this feeling? Is it the same as other ladies doing that with you?"

Listening randomly, my breathing gradually became a little short of breath, and my eyes sparkled: "This feeling sounds very exciting to Sajia, but is it really possible?"

"Of course it's possible. It's just that you are a monk now. There are some things you don't understand. As long as people hear that you are a monk, they will generally reject you directly, so there is no chance of falling in love with you at all."

The monk Luan Lai touched his bald head, and said with some annoyance: "Then what should we do? Can we still make the Sajia return to vulgarity?"

"Of course it won't work, it's disrespect to your master." Yi Tianhao said with a serious face, "But there are other ways, such as using other ways to increase your masculine charm and make up for your masculinity." identity of."

Monk Luanlai was fascinated by what he heard, he leaned forward and asked, "Is there any way to increase the charm of men?"

Yi Tianhao said: "Isn't that simple, let those women see that you are not only a monk, you are also a man, a real man with flesh and blood and passion!!!"

Monk Luan Lai excitedly said: "Just listening to this is very exciting, what should I do?""

Yi Tianhao smiled and said: "You are already very manly now, the key is that those women don't know it, as long as you can increase your status, it is enough to show your manly status."

The monk Luanlai said with some annoyance: "But the Sajia doesn't know anything except kung fu. What kind of job can show the image of a man from the Sajia?"

Zhang Xiao was secretly amused all the time listening to it, and suddenly interjected: "Brother Hao, isn't that simple, the underworld is the most prominent symbol of a man! Wouldn't it be good to join the princeling party?" [

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