Both money and sex

Xu Ting is a goblin, Luo Ping always thought so.

Of the 24 boys in the class, 23 were obsessed with her, and out of the 380 boys in the department, 370 were infatuated with her.

A casual wink can make a passing man slam his head against a telephone pole; an occasional stretch can make a row of boys drop their jaws to the ground.

As long as she said that she wanted to eat ice cream cakes at night, the ice cream cakes in the school dessert shop would definitely be sold out.

As long as she said she wanted to find someone to go to the movies with, the girls' dormitory would suddenly be full of boys holding movie tickets.

She is Xu Ting.

She is what people often say is a woman with a protruding front and back, a devil figure and an angel face.

Shoulder-length hair, almond eyes and peach cheeks, a slim figure of 1.7 meters 36, full breasts of at least [-]D, coupled with sexy two-inch high heels and ultra-short shorts, in Jiangcheng University, it is definitely one in a thousand.

This is Xu Ting.

Luo Ping always thought she was a goblin.

A goblin who eats men without spitting out their bones, and even chews and swallows all three souls and seven souls.

He avoided her like a snake and a scorpion.

Luo Ping is the No. 23 out of the 20 boys, and the only boy in the class who is not infatuated with Xu Ting.

Luo Ping is a man, a real man, every morning he has the same characteristics that every normal man has, and he will also be impulsive when he sees Xu Ting's sexy body.Although he is still a pure virgin after 20 years, he is absolutely sure that he is a real man.

Although Luo Ping is not infatuated, it is undeniable that Xu Ting is a beautiful girl.With a pretty face and a good figure, she is the most beautiful girl Luo Ping knows.Therefore, when Luo Ping sees every girl, he can't help but compare her with Xu Ting, and the usual result is that he will find out very sadly that Xu Ting, that goblin, is more vicious.

Even for a pure little nun like Long Xin, Luo Ping inevitably made a comparison in his heart when they first met, and then he was surprised to find that Long Xin had completely defeated the goblin.

The Taoist nun is really powerful.

The demons and ghosts are all dead.

When Long Xin came out of the bathroom, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf were playing on the TV, and Luo Ping was sitting on the sofa with a smirk, a crystal clear line of water hanging from the corner of his mouth to his chest.

Long Xin watched TV, then looked at Luo Ping, and smiled with her lips pursed.

After getting along with Luo Ping for a long time, she really felt that Luo Ping was very approachable, and he didn't blame herself for the big trouble she caused yesterday. Later, she enthusiastically taught her how to use the water heater in the bathroom, and liked to see such a cute TV is nothing like the bad guys my uncle said.

"The person under the mountain is not bad at all, at least, he is a very good person!"

In fact, Luo Ping didn't pay attention to what was on the TV at all, and he forgot about the damaged "Spring Rain Picture". It was the radiant white flesh that made him dreamy.

Long Xin picked up the cold water jug ​​on the table and filled Luo Ping's cup with herbal tea, when suddenly he heard a pleasant singing voice coming from Luo Ping's trouser pocket.

Luo Ping woke up like a dream, quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, looked at the call reminder, it happened to be a call from the female fairy.

Luo Ping frowned, thinking that this guy must know that he went back to the orphanage yesterday, otherwise how could he find out his new mobile phone number so quickly, hang up quickly, and turn off the phone directly.

When she looked up, she saw Long Xin looking at the phone in her hand with a look of surprise.

"This is a mobile phone. You can call people, no matter how far away you are."

After finishing speaking, he handed over his antique mobile phone, and Long Xin carefully received it in his hand and looked back and forth, with a look of surprise on his face.

"Is this a mobile phone? I heard from my uncle before, I didn't expect it to be so small, it's really amazing!"

Luo Ping turned on the phone again, pointed to a column on the phone menu and told her what it meant, and asked her to dial the mobile service number by herself.When the pleasant computer voice came from the phone, Long Xin yelled, and quickly handed the phone to Luo Ping.

Luo Ping laughed, and softly said that it was computer voice, and the little Taoist nun was puzzled.Luo Ping suddenly realized that she had never even seen a mobile phone, let alone a computer. After thinking for a long time, she couldn't find a suitable word to describe it.

"I see. Is it the same as what was played in the tape recorder?"

Luo Ping looked at Long Xin in surprise, "Have you ever seen a tape recorder?"

"Yeah." Long Xin blushed, looking very embarrassed, "Master has a very small tape recorder, I secretly listened to it once."

After listening to Long Xin's description, Luo Ping was sure that it was just a palm-sized radio.Long Xin also learned to hum a few lines from the single player.

"One is Langyuan Immortal Flower, the other is Beautiful Jade Flawless..."

It turned out to be the theme song of the 87 TV series "Dream of Red Mansions". Long Xin sang it surprisingly melodiously.

Luo Ping said yes in surprise and encouraged her to continue singing. Long Xin blushed and said shyly, "I was afraid that Master would hear me, so I didn't dare to continue listening, and neither will the rest."

"Okay, let me tell you, you bastard, how dare you hang up on my phone, so you are really promising to hide here to coax the little girl!"

A woman's voice suddenly came from outside the door, and as soon as the words fell, a tall girl with a cool dress appeared at the door.

I saw that she was wearing a light yellow sleeveless hollow blouse, and only a pair of denim shorts on her legs that just covered her plump buttocks. She was wearing a pair of flip-flops studded with bright diamonds. She had long brown hair like The waterfall is casually draped behind the head, and the deep gully on the chest makes people's eyes shine.

Luo Ping was depressed, he was found by this goblin no matter how he hid here, it seems that his good days are coming to an end.

That's right, this is Xu Ting, the goblin that Luo Ping talked about, who made countless idiots in Jiangcheng University sleepless nights shouting "Long Live the Queen".

If a woman, from the age of five, holds scissors in one hand, grabs your dick with the other, and says it’s disgusting to look at, just cut it off; if this kind of thing has been repeated several times a year for 15 years, you Do you think this woman is cute?

This nightmare haunted Luo Ping for 15 years, and he escaped from the clutches of the devil every time.

And the instigator of the nightmare was the fairy in his mouth, Xu Ting.

Xu Ting and Luo Ping are the same age, grew up in an orphanage and studied together.Elementary school, middle school, university, they have always been classmates.

For others, this may be a beautiful story of a childhood sweetheart.

For Luo Ping, this was a nightmare that he hated extremely.

In order to avoid this nightmare, Luo Ping hid at Mr. Chen's place at the beginning of the summer vacation, and changed his mobile phone number. He thought he could spend this summer vacation in a clean and safe way, but unexpectedly, the fairy with great powers found him.

"Hey, are you a little nun?"

As soon as Xu Fairy entered the door, she glared at Luo Ping coquettishly, then kicked off her flip flops, walked around the room with bare feet, suddenly found Long Xin, and muttered in surprise.

As early as when Xu Ting first entered the door, Long Xin, the little Taoist nun, was intimidated by her cool attire.

How can a woman dress like this, how different is it from wearing nothing at all?

Long Xin's eyes were wide open, and when Xu Ting stood in front of her, looking at the two big balls on her chest that were half covered and half exposed, her small mouth was even wider.

Although she has not officially become a monk, she has been living with her master and others on the mountain for so many years. She dresses and eats according to the master's instructions. The skin is outside, even, even that place is exposed...

The little nun clasped her hands together quickly, closed her eyes and silently recited the mantra of purifying the mind.

"Tai Shang Xing, the strain will not stop..."

Xu Ting walked around the little Taoist nun Long Xin, her eyes sparkling.

"The hibiscus comes out of clear water, and you can carve it naturally. What a pure little girl. Luo Ping, where did you find such a top-quality little loli, I don't care, she belongs to me."