Both money and sex

"I'm not trying to defeat you, but to kill you!" The old woman glanced at Luo Ping and drew out her sword.

"Old lady, I curse your menopause every day!" Luo Ping gritted his teeth with hatred, and seeing that the delay was almost over, he drew out his sword and stabbed directly.

The old woman didn't know what menopause was at all, she sneered, then waved her long sleeves, and controlled the light sword to resist the Yue King Goujian sword.

An ordinary flying sword would have been smashed to pieces by the old woman long ago, but the Yue Wang Goujian sword had nothing to do with it. It crackled and collided several times in a row. Although it stumbled a bit, it barely managed it. It is more magical than ordinary flying swords.

"Placing this peerless sword in your hands is really a waste of money. After today, I will find another owner for it." [

The old woman stared at the Goujian Sword of the Yue King, her eyes were always hot. After knowing that Luo Ping owned a Goujian Sword of the Yue King, she began to think carefully in her stomach. For the two of them, it was a good time to kill and steal.

Once the fight broke out, Luo Ping didn't bother to talk, and only focused on the battle. Before the old woman could finish her sentence, Luo Ping rushed over with one move.

"Good come!"

The old woman was worrying that she would not have a chance to catch the Yue King Goujian sword. Seeing Luo Ping attacking with a move of chasing the stars and chasing the moon, she immediately swung a ribbon, as if she wanted to catch the Yue King Goujian sword alive.

"Thousands of ribbons?" Luo Ping didn't take it seriously at first, he just regarded the ribbon as an ordinary thing, and then he realized that this seemingly ordinary ribbon turned out to be a long-lost magic weapon.

Luo Ping can't remember exactly which sect it is, because this sect has been hidden for nearly 30 years. Some people say that it has been wiped out, and some people say that it has moved to the deep mountains and old forests. They are all recognized. The thousands of strands of the sect are stronger and more useful binding weapons than iron chains and copper locks, and they are also the treasures of the entire sect. Now they appear in the hands of an old woman, which can only explain one problem, that is, it was rumored that this sect was killed It should be a piece of real news, and the culprit is very likely to be the old woman or Lu Qingfeng.

Seeing Luo Ping's strange look, the old woman couldn't help but groaned, and said with a sneer, "You know quite a lot, kid, but even if you know, you're still going to hell with aggrieved feelings, hahahaha."

Luo Ping really wanted to screw off the devil's head and kick it as a ball. The people in the world were right. A demon cultist like her mother really deserves death. Now she can be said to be more vicious than her mother, so she deserves death even more. up.

"Pull the weeping willow upside down, break it for me!"

Seeing that King Goujian's sword was about to be entangled by thousands of strands, Luo Ping was horrified, secretly thought that this ordinary silk ribbon was really as powerful as the rumors said, he hurriedly gave a soft drink, muttered for a while, and finally said "Fuck!" 』Controlling the Yue King Goujian sword with countless clues to a fish to death.

The old woman watched with cold eyes that Luo Ping tried so hard to pull the flying sword out of the thousands of strands. When she saw that Luo Ping was distracted, she instantly shot out the flying sword, wanting to kill her with one blow.

At such a critical moment, how could Luo Ping lose his mind? The attack just now was just a deliberately exposed flaw. Anyway, the old woman made up her mind that he would have no chance to escape such an attack because the weapon was tied up. Jie, so without even thinking about it, he directly stabbed with a sword.

Since he was acting, he had to act more realistically. Luo Ping pretended to be shocked when he saw the flying sword stabbing towards him, and hurriedly threw away the Yue King Goujian sword and ran away.

I have to say that I live with four or five beautiful girls every day. In terms of acting skills, Luo Ping has reached the pinnacle. His movements and expressions are simply lifelike. Although the old woman has a dark belly and a cruel heart, she has not come out for decades. However, fighting and other things are also handed over to Lu Qingfeng, so her hostile experience is not so rich, and this time she was completely deceived by this guy Luo Ping.

"Want to run? It's not that easy." Although the old woman saw the Yue King Gou Jian's sword in hand, she still didn't give up and shouted anxiously: "Taishang Laojun, hurry like a law, chasing the soul sword!"

The flying sword that was originally dropped behind Luo Ping's buttocks, after the old woman stopped drinking, swished to the back of Luo Ping's buttocks.

Acting also requires strength, if the speed is slower, the old woman will be killed by the anal blast of the soul-chasing sword. Luo Ping sweats profusely, and immediately speeds up, disappearing on the hilltop in an instant.

Luo Ping's acceleration made the old woman raise her eyebrows. Such a speed was unbelievable. She thought to herself that when she tried her best, it might only be between five and five, and with the addition of the Nine Dragon Cauldron, she might be able to truly occupy it. Advantage, this time, compared to other Taoists, Luo Ping is her real target, so put aside the idea of ​​playing with Luo Ping, she must use a big move, and try to solve this trick as soon as possible, which makes people puzzled If you don't catch up with him until he runs away desperately, it will be a waste of time to fetch water from the bamboo basket.

After Luo Ping circled the hill, he stopped abruptly and stuck to the cliff face abruptly. The soul-chasing sword swished and passed in front of him. As a result, after Luo Ping couldn't sense Luo Ping's breath, he paused for a while, and finally swished again. Turning around, he aimed at Luo Ping who was hiding on the cliff and rushed over. [

"Help me..."

Luo Ping let out an exclamation on purpose, and then changed his figure, suddenly revealing the hidden hole behind him, and the old woman's light sword was not equipped with a brake, so under the action of huge inertia, it swished into it. 』 into the secluded cave.

The naughty Luo Ping smiled triumphantly, and then lifted a large stone to seal the secluded cave. Before it was over, he smashed down the gravel on the top of the mountain with his palm, completely burying the small cave to death.

I am afraid that in the entire history of Taoism, there is no one who can fight so wretchedly. Luo Ping is like a pioneer. The old woman, who was a little proud at first, couldn't feel the breath of her sword, and panicked all of a sudden, and hurried to the top of the mountain at high speed. Here, this kind of situation has never happened before, which made her very anxious. She didn't know what was going on. In addition, this guy Luo Ping has been talking about it all the time. It's hard to guarantee that he will do something amazing again. move out.

"Hey, old woman, witch, are you looking for me?"

Seeing the old woman approaching in a hurry, Luo Ping greeted her very cheaply.

"Luo Ping, you brat, what are you doing?" The old woman tried to get in touch with her saber as she spoke, but she still couldn't see it, and suddenly said angrily, "Did you play some tricks again? One sword for another, anyway, my sword is not as good as your Yuewang Goujian sword, how about it?"

Luo Ping saw that on the battlefield in the distance, everyone was not at a disadvantage against Lu Qingfeng, so he couldn't help twisting his buttocks, and said with a smile: "Don't you really want my Yuewang Goujian sword, just take it, let's exchange one for one , isn’t it just right, why do you think of the sword from home now? Or...You bitch also want both swords?”

Before the old woman could react, Luo Ping jumped up and scolded: "Wow, I said you are a devil, old woman, you are too shameless to bully a younger generation who is dozens of years younger than yourself!" Said, you still want to grab other swords, you are the worst woman in the history of Taoism, I curse you to have a son without a chrysanthemum."

Although the old woman doesn't know that having a son has anything to do with whether she has chrysanthemums, but looking at Luo Ping's state, she knows that the dog's mouth can't spit out ivory. Unknowingly traced the flying sword, the devil knows what kind of unique magical weapon this guy has, if he goes there rashly, if he is ambushed, he will suffer a big loss, especially when he thinks that Luo Ping asked her not to use the Nine Dragon Cauldron , It further confirmed Luo Ping's idea of ​​having a treasure, and even retreated 100 meters.

Seeing the old woman startled by him, Luo Ping was quite proud. The biggest female devil in the world today, ten minutes ago, she was looking down on the world, but now she has become a timid coward.

"How about this, if you find my mother's ice coffin and return the sword to me, then how about we get even?" Luo Ping simply sat on the top of the mountain with his buttocks, and secretly suppressed the situation in the dark cave with one hand. He picked up a piece of dogtail in one hand and chewed it in his mouth, as if he was not in a life-and-death battle, but more like he was tired from working in the fields and just wanted to take a rest.

Seeing Luo Ping's tired and lazy state, the old woman felt more and more that Luo Ping must have something to rely on, and hurriedly sacrificed the magic weapon on her body, and used everything that could be used. The gain outweighs the loss.

"Your mother's ice coffin has disappeared for a long time. To tell you the truth, your mother's life and death are uncertain now. Instead of going to your mother, you are messing around here. It is simply unfilial. How about we make an agreement? Give me back the sword, and I promise not to kill you within three years, how about it?" The old woman said while preparing another weapon, seemingly wanting to test Luo Ping's reality.

Luo Ping doesn't understand anything else about being tall and upright, but when it comes to narrow-mindedness or making small moves, he is familiar with them and can be called a professional. Out of Luo Ping's eyes.

"Wait a minute, I just said that you, an old woman, are sinister and cunning, with a small stomach and a heart of snakes and scorpions. Now you are going to show me a show. Do you still want the saber that has accompanied you all your life?" Luo Ping threw a stone at it to vent his heart. dissatisfaction.

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