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Chapter 1950 Broken Teeth
() "Hey..." It's not easy for Liang Yong to answer this question. Honestly admit that although it is sincere, it will hurt people's hearts.
When he was scratching his head and hesitating, suddenly there was a strange sound of gurgling. Liang used his stomach to make noises. He felt very hungry. He just took the opportunity to interrupt and said, "Oh, I haven't eaten for a long time. I'm so hungry."
He cast a blank glance at him, and then heard a murmur, but it came from Gu Xiaoqi.
Gu Xiaoqi was not as thick-skinned as Liang Yong. She blushed with embarrassment and lowered her head.
"Hey, Xiaoqi is hungry too. We won't go without food for months." Liang Yonghan smiled.
Tianying was even more contemptuous. If she pouted even higher, she would coquettishly say, "Humph. Starving ghost. Zhu Bajie. You know... Gululu... I'm hungry too."
At the end of these words, there was a burst of gurgling. Her pretty face was bitter, and she also yelled loudly.
"You...hahaha..." Liang Yong almost burst out laughing. Even though the little girl is good at martial arts, she still can't escape the natural law of metabolism. It's also impossible not to eat for a long time.
"You're still laughing. Quickly bring out the food." Tianying scolded.
"Use it." Gu Xiaoqi also urged shyly, wishing to find a crack in the ground and get in.
"Haha. I have plenty of food. Fresh roast duck, white flour steamed buns, fragrant eight-treasure porridge. I can eat whatever I want." Liang boasted proudly. With a shake of his handsome hand, he took out a freshly baked roast duck from the peach blossom fan.
The roast duck hadn't shown up yet. He was so greedy. Thinking of the crispness and deliciousness of the roast duck, he swallowed.
"Haha. Eat roast duck. I have a chicken leg. Xiaoqi has one. The rest are Xiaoying's. Ga..." Liang Yong said proudly, but suddenly he stood there in a daze.
Tianying and Gu Xiaoqi also stared at Liang with the things in their hands, with expressions of disbelief.
Damn. Is this a roast duck? It looks like a roast duck if you look closely. But it is too small. If you look carefully, you can’t find something in the palm of Liang’s hand. Liang uses this so-called roast duck to compare an ant. They're still young. What's the point? One chicken leg per person. It's not enough to just throw it in your mouth and stuff it between your teeth.
"What's the matter... Where's my roast duck?" Liang Yong shouted in surprise.
"Here. Isn't your roast duck in the palm of your hand? It's just too small." Tianying immediately understood when he rolled his eyes, and said quite seriously.
"Yeah. Why is it so small. I'll take it again." Monk Liang Yongzhang was puzzled. Shaking his hands, he brought out another roast duck. This time he was a picky one. It weighed four or five catties.
But when it appeared in the palm, it was still as big as an ant. It was not a little bigger than the previous one.
"Hmph, cheapskate. You're also called roast duck. Eat it yourself." Tianying hummed pretending to be angry, but she blinked at Gu Xiaoqi and signaled her to keep her mouth shut. Excuse me.
"Damn it. What are you doing, Yanzi?" Liang Yong shouted angrily. Naturally, there was no result. He was even hit by the five thunders once.
"Sister Xiaoqi, don't beg him. Let's go find food by ourselves and give Liang Yong a roll of his eyes. He walked forward intimately with Gu Xiaoqi on his arm. After a while, she forgot about the anti-terrorism and disaster prevention that Liang Yong's flowery heart brought. It's natural to accept Gu Xiaoqi. And it's very fun. In fact, it's not surprising. In their world, there has never been any monogamy. They only pay attention to the feeling when two people are together. As long as they are happy Just be happy.
Tianying put away the aura mask and concealed her skill at the same time. She walked briskly on the grassland with Gu Xiaoqi on her arm. After Gu Xiaoqi became a fairy, she was completely accustomed to the environment of the fairy world. She could move freely just like she was in the Six Paths Dimension. Liang Yong looked confused Followed. But it was more difficult. He was still not used to the hard grass here. It was like walking on the hard steel head. It hurt the soles of his feet.
After a while, Gu Xiaoqi grabbed a pheasant like a pheasant, raised a bonfire with Tianying, and roasted it. Naturally, the ingredients used by Liang could not be used. Besides, those things could not be used. Everything Liang used was a miniature version. Roast duck only The ants are big. When the ingredients are taken out, you need to use a microscope to look at them. It is useless at all.
Fortunately, Gu Xiaoqi's roasting skills are good. After wandering around for a while, she picked a lot of weeds and wild vegetables. Stir them together and they are the best ingredients. The pheasant is roasted until it is fragrant. It makes people drool when they are not cooked.
Don’t say it’s delicious. It’s just plain food. You can feel like eating dragon meat after being hungry for a month. Liang watched eagerly as the pheasant matured. Gu Xiaoqi gave half of it to Tianying, and took the half for herself. But she said to him: "You can't eat this. It's better to eat your own roast duck."
"Uh, Xiaoqi, don't be like this." Liang Yong asked pitifully.
"Humph. If you say you can't eat it, you can't eat it. Go, go and play while you're at it. Don't watch us eat roast chicken. I can't eat it if you do this." Tianying had a cold face, as if begging for food.
It's so fucking sad. It's not that I don't have anything to eat. It's not that I think eating roast chicken with you guys is a sign of sharing weal and woe. To treat me like this.
Liang Yong was so angry that his neck stiffened. He really walked to the side. Here Tianying and Gu Xiaoqi snickered. They took out a knife and cut a small piece of chicken vigorously. Put it in their mouths and chewed vigorously. It didn’t look like they were eating dragon meat at all. of sweetness.
Cut. I eat roast chicken deliberately. I am greedy. It’s not that I have nothing to eat. I eat my own roast duck.
Liang Yong was very angry. He shook his palm. Two roasted ducks the size of ants flew into his mouth. He bit them down fiercely. Although the roasted ducks looked small, there were still plenty in my peach blossom fan. One or two was not enough. I can always fill my stomach by eating a hundred or two hundred.
"Crack." There was a sound of a stone cracking. Then Liang Yong screamed with his hands covering his cheeks: "Ouch. My god... woo woo... What kind of roast duck. Harder than diamond. My teeth are all crushed." Two collapsed... woo woo woo..."
I couldn't even speak clearly. I took a mouthful in a hurry. Two roast ducks flew out intact, followed by two big molars.
"Use it. Be careful." Gu Xiaoqi exclaimed, and hurried over with a look of regret.
Tianying hugged her belly and laughed heartlessly. In the end, she rolled to the ground, laughing with her feet bouncing wildly. It seemed that she had seen the funniest thing in the world.
"I'm sorry to use it. I didn't tell you. The gravity here is too strong. The things from the human world will be squeezed ten thousand times. The texture is only harder than diamond. Without cultivation, it is impossible to chew food." Gu Xiaoqi was ashamed explanation of.
Only then did Liang Yong understand. No wonder the roast duck shrunk when taken out. It was squeezed like this by super gravity.
I'm so stupid. I've read books for more than ten years. I don't understand such a simple physics knowledge. At this time, Liang Yong's teeth are no longer painful. The new teeth are already growing, but they are even more ashamed. Old face Red like a waterfall.
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When he was scratching his head and hesitating, suddenly there was a strange sound of gurgling. Liang used his stomach to make noises. He felt very hungry. He just took the opportunity to interrupt and said, "Oh, I haven't eaten for a long time. I'm so hungry."
He cast a blank glance at him, and then heard a murmur, but it came from Gu Xiaoqi.
Gu Xiaoqi was not as thick-skinned as Liang Yong. She blushed with embarrassment and lowered her head.
"Hey, Xiaoqi is hungry too. We won't go without food for months." Liang Yonghan smiled.
Tianying was even more contemptuous. If she pouted even higher, she would coquettishly say, "Humph. Starving ghost. Zhu Bajie. You know... Gululu... I'm hungry too."
At the end of these words, there was a burst of gurgling. Her pretty face was bitter, and she also yelled loudly.
"You...hahaha..." Liang Yong almost burst out laughing. Even though the little girl is good at martial arts, she still can't escape the natural law of metabolism. It's also impossible not to eat for a long time.
"You're still laughing. Quickly bring out the food." Tianying scolded.
"Use it." Gu Xiaoqi also urged shyly, wishing to find a crack in the ground and get in.
"Haha. I have plenty of food. Fresh roast duck, white flour steamed buns, fragrant eight-treasure porridge. I can eat whatever I want." Liang boasted proudly. With a shake of his handsome hand, he took out a freshly baked roast duck from the peach blossom fan.
The roast duck hadn't shown up yet. He was so greedy. Thinking of the crispness and deliciousness of the roast duck, he swallowed.
"Haha. Eat roast duck. I have a chicken leg. Xiaoqi has one. The rest are Xiaoying's. Ga..." Liang Yong said proudly, but suddenly he stood there in a daze.
Tianying and Gu Xiaoqi also stared at Liang with the things in their hands, with expressions of disbelief.
Damn. Is this a roast duck? It looks like a roast duck if you look closely. But it is too small. If you look carefully, you can’t find something in the palm of Liang’s hand. Liang uses this so-called roast duck to compare an ant. They're still young. What's the point? One chicken leg per person. It's not enough to just throw it in your mouth and stuff it between your teeth.
"What's the matter... Where's my roast duck?" Liang Yong shouted in surprise.
"Here. Isn't your roast duck in the palm of your hand? It's just too small." Tianying immediately understood when he rolled his eyes, and said quite seriously.
"Yeah. Why is it so small. I'll take it again." Monk Liang Yongzhang was puzzled. Shaking his hands, he brought out another roast duck. This time he was a picky one. It weighed four or five catties.
But when it appeared in the palm, it was still as big as an ant. It was not a little bigger than the previous one.
"Hmph, cheapskate. You're also called roast duck. Eat it yourself." Tianying hummed pretending to be angry, but she blinked at Gu Xiaoqi and signaled her to keep her mouth shut. Excuse me.
"Damn it. What are you doing, Yanzi?" Liang Yong shouted angrily. Naturally, there was no result. He was even hit by the five thunders once.
"Sister Xiaoqi, don't beg him. Let's go find food by ourselves and give Liang Yong a roll of his eyes. He walked forward intimately with Gu Xiaoqi on his arm. After a while, she forgot about the anti-terrorism and disaster prevention that Liang Yong's flowery heart brought. It's natural to accept Gu Xiaoqi. And it's very fun. In fact, it's not surprising. In their world, there has never been any monogamy. They only pay attention to the feeling when two people are together. As long as they are happy Just be happy.
Tianying put away the aura mask and concealed her skill at the same time. She walked briskly on the grassland with Gu Xiaoqi on her arm. After Gu Xiaoqi became a fairy, she was completely accustomed to the environment of the fairy world. She could move freely just like she was in the Six Paths Dimension. Liang Yong looked confused Followed. But it was more difficult. He was still not used to the hard grass here. It was like walking on the hard steel head. It hurt the soles of his feet.
After a while, Gu Xiaoqi grabbed a pheasant like a pheasant, raised a bonfire with Tianying, and roasted it. Naturally, the ingredients used by Liang could not be used. Besides, those things could not be used. Everything Liang used was a miniature version. Roast duck only The ants are big. When the ingredients are taken out, you need to use a microscope to look at them. It is useless at all.
Fortunately, Gu Xiaoqi's roasting skills are good. After wandering around for a while, she picked a lot of weeds and wild vegetables. Stir them together and they are the best ingredients. The pheasant is roasted until it is fragrant. It makes people drool when they are not cooked.
Don’t say it’s delicious. It’s just plain food. You can feel like eating dragon meat after being hungry for a month. Liang watched eagerly as the pheasant matured. Gu Xiaoqi gave half of it to Tianying, and took the half for herself. But she said to him: "You can't eat this. It's better to eat your own roast duck."
"Uh, Xiaoqi, don't be like this." Liang Yong asked pitifully.
"Humph. If you say you can't eat it, you can't eat it. Go, go and play while you're at it. Don't watch us eat roast chicken. I can't eat it if you do this." Tianying had a cold face, as if begging for food.
It's so fucking sad. It's not that I don't have anything to eat. It's not that I think eating roast chicken with you guys is a sign of sharing weal and woe. To treat me like this.
Liang Yong was so angry that his neck stiffened. He really walked to the side. Here Tianying and Gu Xiaoqi snickered. They took out a knife and cut a small piece of chicken vigorously. Put it in their mouths and chewed vigorously. It didn’t look like they were eating dragon meat at all. of sweetness.
Cut. I eat roast chicken deliberately. I am greedy. It’s not that I have nothing to eat. I eat my own roast duck.
Liang Yong was very angry. He shook his palm. Two roasted ducks the size of ants flew into his mouth. He bit them down fiercely. Although the roasted ducks looked small, there were still plenty in my peach blossom fan. One or two was not enough. I can always fill my stomach by eating a hundred or two hundred.
"Crack." There was a sound of a stone cracking. Then Liang Yong screamed with his hands covering his cheeks: "Ouch. My god... woo woo... What kind of roast duck. Harder than diamond. My teeth are all crushed." Two collapsed... woo woo woo..."
I couldn't even speak clearly. I took a mouthful in a hurry. Two roast ducks flew out intact, followed by two big molars.
"Use it. Be careful." Gu Xiaoqi exclaimed, and hurried over with a look of regret.
Tianying hugged her belly and laughed heartlessly. In the end, she rolled to the ground, laughing with her feet bouncing wildly. It seemed that she had seen the funniest thing in the world.
"I'm sorry to use it. I didn't tell you. The gravity here is too strong. The things from the human world will be squeezed ten thousand times. The texture is only harder than diamond. Without cultivation, it is impossible to chew food." Gu Xiaoqi was ashamed explanation of.
Only then did Liang Yong understand. No wonder the roast duck shrunk when taken out. It was squeezed like this by super gravity.
I'm so stupid. I've read books for more than ten years. I don't understand such a simple physics knowledge. At this time, Liang Yong's teeth are no longer painful. The new teeth are already growing, but they are even more ashamed. Old face Red like a waterfall.
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