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() Dog bites Lu Dongbing does not know good people.

As soon as this sentence came to Liang Yong's mind, he felt a great pain in his head, and a majestic voice came: "Little guy, don't scold me behind your back, challenge the old man's coercion, you will be very miserable."

Uh, Liang Yong was dumbfounded, what era is this, even a little complaint in my heart is not enough, I have become a transparent person in front of him.

"Three years ago, you pretended to be me to deceive people. I thought you were saving my wife and children. I didn't blame you, but you became more and more daring. This time you pretended to be me and killed all my believers. What crime should you deserve. "The majestic voice continued.

Liang Yong looked aggrieved, and was about to defend himself, when the other party said, "You are still not convinced, saying that he is a traitor, and you are helping me to punish the traitor, but if it weren't for your bright empire, which made my believers feel the survival crisis , Will he betray me?"

"You will definitely say that no matter who is in power, what kind of empire is outside, as long as people continue to believe in my sea god, there will be no loss to me, but I see that you don't respect me at all, and you don't believe in me at all. The gang members are all people who have no faith, how do you want to quibble..."

The voice was endless, and Liang followed his words with his mind, but he knew what he thought of, and answered immediately. Now, you know everything, and you understand everything. What else do I have to say? One can talk to himself.

But Liang Yong couldn't do it even if he didn't speak. After talking for half an hour, the other party stopped, still unhappy: "Hey, what do you mean, you don't say a word when the old man talks? This is a disguised form of boycotting me." , I will punish you."

Liang Yong opened his mouth to complain, but he was lifted up by a strong force, and he went straight up to a height of more than ten meters, and then landed with a bang, his buttocks smashed hard on a jasper gem. This gem is so beautiful, not only beautiful but also huge, like a millstone Big, if such a huge gem is taken out, everyone can afford it.

But Liang Yong didn't feel comfortable when he fell on it. It felt like his butt had become eight petals, which hurt his heart. I can't perform well, I don't have any protection, it's as if I went back to the years when I was a gangster in Huacheng City overnight, I was thrown so hard, it hurts like hell, but there is no injury at all, there is only one feeling in all, that is pain , a piercing pain.

"Little guy, remember not to do bad things behind the old man's back in the future."

"You are in pain, the old man only let you remember the feeling of pain, and did not hurt you."

"You still dare to complain, you want to do it again."

"Well, you are obedient now. If you know your mistakes, you should apologize and correct them. This time, I will forgive you once."

"You want to go back early, but that's not okay. Now that you've arrived at the old man's house, you should stay here and let you go. It depends on your attitude of pleading guilty."

"Besides, is it easy for the old man to catch you here? I have been messed up by you for many years... I don't know when I will have the opportunity to enter another meditation..."

Finally, Liang Yong found out that this Lord Sea God is a mother-in-law, talking to himself endlessly, he can talk about trivial matters of 5 years with relish, and he doesn't have to answer by himself, he can answer whatever he thinks. You know, without you talking, he will express your thoughts in the next sentence and answer them.

This kind of conversation is really boring, but Liang Yong has nothing to do now. He can only listen to him endlessly and sadly. When he talks, you have to think, let alone be absent-minded. When he got angry, he would throw your buttocks to squat, and the pain became more and more painful every time. Liang Yong even thought, if I kept beating my buttocks like this, would I be able to practice the magical skills of my buttocks like a golden lampshade.

As soon as this idea came out, Lord Seagod laughed, "Hehehe...you really have the spirit of taking pleasure in hardship, no wonder you can come here from the human world and attract the love of countless women..."

These words suddenly went wrong, instead of the majesty just now, it became a sweet female voice.

Liang Yong was extremely shocked, and the scene he saw next was even more shocking. His body was twisted by a force, and he saw a beautiful woman sitting in the gauze curtain of the Moon Gate in front of her. She is even more beautiful than Chang'e Fairy in the moon, and she still has a sweet smile on her face, but the skirt looks very long, and it stretches all the way back without seeing the end. Liang Yong can't understand why she wears such a long skirt. How do you walk in your skirt?

In the next moment, she realized that this was not a long skirt, but her huge tail. Her body floated up and the skirt twisted. It turned out to be a long tail, just like the legendary mermaid.

"Hmph, I'm not a mermaid, I'm the Sea God, the perfect incarnation of the most beautiful creatures in the sea." Lord Sea God snorted unceremoniously, but ever since he showed his femininity, he never regained his majesty, becoming less and less a woman.

Well, as the saying goes, women and villains are hard to raise. I will continue to shut up, watch more, think less, and move less. Liang Yong continues his ostrich strategy.

But this time the Sea God quit, twisted up and squatted three times in a row, and said angrily: "I'm not a woman, don't think that I will have a crush on you like those women, I hate your cunning face , be honest."

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

Liang resisted silently, and also became ruthless, never chewing again, resolutely not thinking, whatever you want to do, after watching for a period of time, he found that the other party could immediately know the thoughts he used, but he But she doesn't know what's in her memory, and she can't detect it. As long as she has no thoughts, no desires, and nothing in her mind, she can't feel her own thoughts, which can be regarded as indirect resistance to her.

Alright, from now on I am an old monk sitting in meditation, thinking about nothing, and doing whatever you want.

Liang Yong came up with a bullish temper, simply closed his eyes, his mind was empty, and he didn't bother to talk to her anymore.

She is a lonely woman who has been lonely for too long, and finally found someone, once the chatterbox is opened, she can't stop it, and at the same time, her temper has become capricious, unreasonable.

Sea God didn't seem to feel Liang Yong's changes, and continued to talk endlessly, from morning to night, from today to tomorrow. Of course, in the Deep Sea Dragon Palace, it is impossible to tell whether it is day or night, and it is always like this. In the hazy blue environment, Liang Yong, an old monk, ignored her while sitting in meditation. At first, Sea God didn't care, talking to himself was a joy, but gradually she found that Liang Yong didn't think at all, and he hadn't treated her for a long time. Responding to his words, he immediately became angry, grabbed Liang Yong and slammed him up and down, but at this moment, Liang Yong had no thoughts or desires, and stayed silent, resisting tenaciously.