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<In an instant, the small universe used by Liang exploded. To be precise, it was an instinctive reaction. We, Xiao Liang, are now considered to be extremely masters, how can we be pointed at the vest with a gun?

Before the muzzle touched the vest, Liang Yong slid sideways and slashed his wrists to grab the opponent's body with a backhand movement. At this time, the other hand came over and grabbed the opponent's waist and lifted him up at once. 360 degree rotation and thrown out

This movement sounds slow, but it was completed in an instant. It took less than 0 seconds from the start of the beam until the opponent fell out. At this time, the harsh scolding from the opponent was still echoing in the air.

There was a splash of stinky water, accompanied by a scream of "Ouch..." The man had already rolled over in the stinky puddle next to him, his whole body was muddy, even his hair, eyes and face were covered in stinky mud I can't see the original face at all

We, Xiao Liang, were also quite busy. He jumped up and down a few steps before he regained his footing and wiped the sweat from his brow. He seemed quite nervous.

Uh, I didn't notice that there was a stinky puddle next to it, and I almost splashed with stinky water. Fortunately, my trabeculae kungfu is so advanced that the water can't get in.

"Don't show off, you idiot, you've lost 05% of your true energy in just a short while," Xiao Yanzi reminded angrily in the peach blossom fan

Cutting 05% of the true energy is a fart, I can replenish it in just one breath

Liang Yong was full of disdain in his heart, but Random Waterfall Khan was confused because of the emergency, and he actually forgot that there is no real energy here to absorb and waste 05% of the real energy. I knew that only muscle strength was enough. It's light and fluffy, and it can be easily lifted with one hand

"Bah bah...ah, you dare to attack the police, I'm going to kill you... Where is my gun, have you seen my gun..." A clay figure stood up in the puddle, dropped his hat and shook his head violently, and there was a big one The tail turned twice above the head, causing the stinky water to splash. Liang Yong hurriedly hid behind the doorpost, only then did he see that the person standing up was actually a woman.

Then I found out that she is still a female police officer. The Sirian's police logo is almost the same as that of the earthlings. She is also dressed in a straight suit. There is an armed belt on the waist, and there are miscellaneous police equipment hanging on it. At this time, the walkie-talkie is still flashing red.

Liang Yong was so upset that I actually beat the police and she was a woman. Although I can't tell whether she is beautiful or ugly now, beating is wrong after all.

But at this time, we, Xiao Liang, were beaten to death and couldn’t admit that we were ashamed of assaulting the police, but our face was still full of confusion, innocent and vigilant.

"You...you you you...who did you attack me?" Liang asked nervously and picked up a wooden stick from the side, but the moment he lifted it up, the wooden stick broke into several pieces, leaving only less than three inches long Holding the rotten wood in his hand, he didn't notice the extremely frightened expression that was still holding the rotten wood tightly.

"Bah bah...you wait" The policewoman spit out two more mouthfuls of stinky water, her face was blue and yellow, and she couldn't tell if she was angry or dirty

"You...how else do you want me to call the police?" Liang Yong couldn't show his trap at this time and simply pretended to be stupid to the end: "Help...help, policeman, help...my phone is there"

The policewoman stood there with her eyes wide open, not to mention the pair of big black eyes, like jewels, instantly improved her image by several points.

What does this mean? He actually called for help and thought I was something. I am the police. The most powerful female policewoman in this area, Li Saifeng, is me.

The policewoman's brain short-circuited for a few seconds before she reacted and cursed disdainfully: "You little thief dare to call the police, I'm the police raise your hand"

She finally found the pistol, bent down to find it out of the stinky water, and aimed it at Liang again, using this pistol is naturally a hundred times more advanced than the May Fourth pistol, Browning, etc. It is the latest particle anesthesia gun of Sirius. Even an elephant weighing several tons will be put down and sleep for a long time

"Ah, you're a policeman, don't hit me." Liang Yong was extremely surprised, but he was extremely obedient. He raised his hands up very high and completely, which kind of obedient as he could be.

"Hey...don't get me wrong, police uncle, listen to my explanation." Liang pretended to be stupid with a big smile on his face, and acting is actually an art, not only coherent but also well coordinated

"Bah, who is uncle, I'm your mother?" The policewoman is so angry, what kind of eyes does this little thief look at me, a flowery flower in the police world, is actually regarded by him as a middle-aged uncle. For insulting me, I will beat you into a pig's head

"Eh... aunt, where did I come from? It seems that they all died ten thousand years ago." Liang Yong stared at the policewoman in astonishment, took a closer look, and suddenly slapped her thigh in embarrassment, apologizing: "Ah, so you are a woman, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Look at my eyes, it turns out that the police sister misunderstood you."

"Bah, who is your sister's hippie smiling face?" The policewoman's face softened a lot, but before she spoke, she still took a mouthful of bah God knows how much stinky water she drank just now

"Don't worry, the police sister is wronged. This is a big wrong. How can I be a thief? I am opening the door and going home." Liang Yong called Tian Qu

"Sophistry, I clearly saw you picking the lock." The policewoman sneered and finally stopped poking.

"I picked the lock, this is my home, okay?" Liang Yong said innocently.

"Still arguing that this family has been in the army for tens of thousands of years, this house has been empty and has no owner at all," the policewoman scolded

"Ah, this is really a big misunderstanding. I am the man who served as a soldier. What is his name... The absolutely authentic white flour steamed buns are purer than the steamed buns on the breasts of beautiful women." Liang Yong was overjoyed to pat his chest Explaining the mention of steamed buns, and suddenly realizing that the policewoman in front of me has really big breasts, with a bit of Xiao Ling's demeanor, unconsciously slipping the tongue

"You are an obscene and shameless man..." The female policeman was puzzled at first, then fired continuously and recklessly, the muzzle of the gun emitted a brilliant red light.

Liang Yong was so frightened that he quickly twisted left and right and swayed back and forth, using Lingbo Weibu magic skill, which managed to avoid the particle beam's shooting, but the policewoman was obviously furious to the extreme and shot indiscriminately, and there was no way to stop Liang Yong. Unable to hide, the mouse can only run around in circles to hide on the side of the house and hide behind the thick stone wall, so that it is temporarily safe

"You come out, you smelly rascal, don't run away!" The policewoman chased after her with a gun, but she couldn't catch up with Liang Yong and cursed angrily

"I didn't run and you didn't shoot and I came out." Liang Yong was quite reasonable.

"I won't shoot if you don't run"

"I don't run and you shoot me, I'm not stupid"

The two of them walked around the house three times in a daze, and finally there was a click, and the pistol went off. The energy bar in it was used up. While the policewoman was replacing the energy bar, Liang Yong rushed up and grabbed her wrist. The policewoman waved her other hand to fight back. She also grabbed the other hand and confronted like a pit bull.

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