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Chapter 37 Little Xiangxiang

puff! "

"Hahaha!"

"Giggle."

The five people in the outer room here were all amused by Zhang Danxiang's funny question!This little Xiangxiang really keeps her three words in her line of business, no matter what it is, it should be classified into the scope of eating first!It really deserves to be the No. [-] little greedy cat in the family!

"Hey, what does an angel taste like? It's so fun! My second sister probably thinks that an angel is like a 'Zhenzhi stick' lollipop, and there are many flavors: creamy, chocolate, and fruity. Giggle, it's so funny, I laughed so hard!"

Zhang Danrui couldn't help laughing.Huang Jiaojiao and Huang Rourou also laughed unsteadily.Huang Xiangyun was so happy that his stomach ached. Zhang Danqiong was better, but he also laughed loudly, exceeding the previous decibel value.

Seeing everyone laughing so happily, Zhang Danxiang laughed too.And he laughed much happier than others, and he laughed so much that he ran into Huang Xiangyun's arms and rolled over, making him the first to stop laughing!

Now, Huang Xiangyun didn't want to laugh anymore, but wanted to cry a little!This little girl is really capable of torturing people!Terrible!

Zhang Danxiang not only messed up his clothes, but also kicked and punched him so that his whole body was attacked by her fists and feet.He quickly picked her up and fixed her in his arms.The little girl is still laughing, laughing so hard that her whole body trembles and twitches!

Now everyone stopped laughing and stared blankly at her laughing like a little psychopath.I felt bored in my heart: we all laugh at you, why are you laughing?

There is no solution to this question.The thoughts of Zhang Danxiang, an abnormal person, cannot be speculated and figured out by ordinary people!

Finally, when everyone had been quiet for a while, Zhang Danxiang gradually quieted down.She laughed so weakly that she lay lazily on her sister's body, enjoying Huang Xiangyun's massage service.

The little girl suddenly remembered the previous question: "Little Fifth Brother, you haven't told me what an angel is! Is it delicious? What kind of flavor can you sell for a dollar?"

She is unbearable!This question that made everyone burst into laughter more than ten minutes ago has almost the same "laughing" effect again!

However, everyone was really afraid that Comrade Zhang Danxiang would become a little mentally ill again, so they all held back, or covered their mouths and laughed.

Huang Xiangyun was afraid of causing Xiao Xiangxiang to punch him again, so he resisted the urge to laugh, and said with a slight smile: "Xiangxiang, Brother Wu told you, you have to remember, ah!"

Xiao Xiangxiang hurriedly nodded her head, and agreed crisply: "Well, I will remember, Brother Fifth!"

Looking at Xiao Xiangxiang's serious expression, Huang Xiangyun somehow remembered the red kid in the movie during the anti-Japanese period. They had such expressions when they accepted the task.

He also remembered a text "Chicken Feather Letter" he learned in elementary school.Huang Xiangyun had a strong urge to pull out a chicken feather from the feather duster, and then solemnly handed it to Xiao Xiangxiang with both hands, and said to her deeply: "Xiao Xiangxiang, you must take this chicken feather Send it to your mother and Aunt Zhao in the Westinghouse! Remember, don't let the puppy in the kitchen bite you, it will waste time!"

At this time, Xiao Xiangxiang would snap, stood at attention, and said in her crunchy and slightly milky voice: "Please rest assured, Xiao Xiangxiang will definitely complete this great and heavy task resolutely! "

After finishing speaking, Xiao Xiangxiang dragged her fluffy piggy slippers, and walked out of the room with arrogance... But within a minute, with the scream of a puppy, Xiao Xiangxiang ran back in a panic.The little piggy slippers were all lost, and he jumped onto the kang with his two bare white feet, pointing at the little pug with a piggy slippers with chicken feathers in his mouth, crying loudly, complaining to him with tears and emotion : Woohoo, you lied, is it a puppy?It's clearly a big bad wolf! !

Huang Xiangyun couldn't help laughing when he thought of these nonsensical and funny scenes.He laughed twice, seeing that Xiao Xiangxiang was still waiting for his chicken feather letter... No, it was his answer.

He put away his smile and said to her seriously: "Xiangxiang, Brother Wu told you, you must remember... Angels are a delicious thing. They all have It has a pair of wings, but it has a human body. It is a kind of big bird with a special appearance!...Xiangxiang, if you have a big bird to eat, how do you want to eat it?"

Zhang Danxiang stretched out her little white hand and scratched her forehead, and after thinking about it, she said seriously: "Little Brother Wu, I can eat it with my mouth!" As she spoke, her little hand gestured to the way she used to hold a roast chicken with both hands before. posture, drooling and imitating the movement of gnawing.

Huang Xiangyun's hands, which were being massaged, were cramped by her classic answer and explosive imitation!At the same time, the corners of the mouth and facial muscles are also cramping.He has only one thought at the moment: laugh!

It wasn't just Huang Xiangyun who wanted to laugh, others actually covered their mouths and burst out laughing.He resisted it, let his mouth and face convulse violently for a while, and didn't laugh out loud.Then he smiled and said: "Okay, okay, don't eat it, chicken breasts and chicken bones are not good, so throw them away!...Xiangxiang, I mean, you want to eat braised angels , Or do you want to eat steamed angels? That’s what I mean.”

"Oh!" Xiao Xiangxiang suddenly realized, nodded heavily, and the little white hands clapped together with a "snap", and said excitedly: "Little Brother Wu, I understand. You mean how to be this angel, yes ?”

The intestines in Huang Xiangyun's stomach were almost twisted into a rope from laughter, but he nodded solemnly and said, "Xiangxiang is very smart, that's what Little Brother Wu meant!"

While talking, Huang Xiangyun didn't stop working.After massaging Zhang Danxiang's white and tender little feet, he massaged her calves like snow lotus root.

Zhang Danxiang likes to hear others praise her for being smart.When he praised her, she danced happily.As a result, a pair of little feet stepped on Huang Xiangyun's face and mouth.Although her little feet are very fragrant, beautiful and cute, they are enough to make him depressed!

Huang Xiangyun's gloomy expression added another joke to Zhang Danqiong and the others, who laughed even harder as they kept laughing.My stomach hurts from laughing!

This time, he held down Xiao Xiangxiang's legs to prevent her from causing any accidental harm to him.Zhang Danxiang gestured cutely with her small hands and said, "Little Fifth Brother, I, I think so!"

"Well, tell me, what do you think!" Huang Xiangyun thought to himself: "This little girl has learned how to play tricks! Who did you learn from?"

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