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There was a moment of silence in the lecture theater, and then there was loud laughter, applause and cheers.Everyone has seen someone who can fool you, but never seen someone who can fool you like this, eloquently spouting tens of thousands of words, regardless of whether it is nonsense, just because of his quick wit and eloquence, you can be called a king of fools!

Among these people, the people in Huang Xiangyun's class and his little beauties all shouted, applauded and laughed the most!

After Huang Xiangyun sat down, and when his voice became quieter, Mr. Zhou smiled and asked, "This classmate should be Huang Yulang? Yes, he is really good at fooling... Let me ask you, those words were said by those characters themselves ?"

Huang Xiangyun stood up again and said very solemnly: "Professor Zhou, students, no, they didn't say it themselves, they asked me to say that...by the way, I was sleeping last night when I suddenly saw A lot of people appeared in front of my eyes, and I saw, ho! They were all from some kind of family, they were all good people! I found that they were all looking at me like they were looking at a mouse, which made me panic. So I curiously asked them 'Gah ha?'..."

The classroom was full of laughter, and Mr. Zhou also squinted his eyes, laughing non-stop while hugging his stomach.

Huang Xiangyun still looked serious, and continued to talk seriously: "They all talked to me together, but such a large group of people, like a crowded bus, I can't tell what everyone is talking about! I just yelled With a voice, "Line in line, everyone is crowded, you guys, do you still want to leave? The one in the middle, yes, it's you guys, what are you looking at, take two steps forward, close the car door so you can go. Behind That comrade, stay out of the way, others have to swipe the card. Boy, do you have a monthly pass? What about the card? None? So what are you pretending to do, hurry up and buy a ticket, one yuan... What, are you a grandson? You are not Grandson, are you Lao Tzu? You are the old man, even Ou Yezi, the master swordsmith. You have to buy a ticket. You have to buy two tickets. The package is too big. I don’t know if I will spare you a ticket. foot……"

Everyone couldn't help laughing, listening to him continue to perform stand-up comedy here.

However, when everyone was looking forward to it, Huang Xiangyun suddenly sat down and didn't speak again!

Someone couldn't help asking him, "What's next?"

Huang Xiangyun spread his hands and said, "It's gone!"

"Why is it gone?"

Huang Xiangyun shook his head and said, "I don't know! I asked Liu Jinzi, Wei Zhongxian, Li Lianyingzi, An Dehaizi, Xiaode Zhangzi, who were tied to the back of the car and rubbed the soles of their shoes on a broom. Answer me like that!"

Everyone froze for a moment, and then burst out laughing.After laughing for a long time, everyone recovered!

At this time, Huang Xiangyun stood up and said solemnly: "This story is purely fictitious, and any similarities are pure nonsense. Because the content is vulgar, please do not repost it, otherwise, I and this class will not be responsible for any serious consequences. Responsible, especially, Professor Zhou is absolutely not responsible for this! Thank you for listening, I will sit down!"

What he said made everyone laugh for a while, and when Mr. Zhou was about to make a conclusion, the bell for the end of get out of class rang!

Mr. Zhou said with a smile: "This class is very interesting, and I have benefited a lot. Thank you for your cooperation and listening, and thank you to Huang Yulang for your foolishness. get out of class is over!"

As soon as class was over, Huang Xiangyun wiped off a cold sweat and ran away immediately.

But even so, as soon as he ran to the door of the classroom, he was besieged by his own group of people.Looking at the pair of eyes with little stars, Huang Xiangyun felt that his whole body was weak, and all the blood was shifting in a certain direction!

"Squad leader, you can really fool me!"

"Squad leader, you are so cute!"

"I like the monitor the most."

"Squad leader, I want a hug!"

"Go away, come forward and I will whip you with a belt! Pervert!"

Huang Xiangyun kicked a sissy away, patted the heads of the little girls beside him, and said compassionately: "Students, please don't worship me like this, I will be very proud!"

"vomit!"

"Oh, I puke..."

This move was really brave and invincible, Huang Xiangyun looked at the students who couldn't stand it, and finally walked out of the lecture hall Shi Shiran.Outside, the group of little girls in his family were still staring at him, with a cold look in their eyes!

Huang Xiangyun's cold sweat broke out again, and he suddenly remembered the declaration of the girls: We are not your private property, but you are our personal property!We don't need you, but we have the right to control you from being used by others...

Although he knew that this was an unreasonable overlord clause, Huang Xiangyun had to accept this clause and had to accept it.

"Hi, hey, hello everyone, hello babies, hey... Hey, go home, I accept your sanctions!"

Seeing his dejected look, the beauties cheered up.A group of people returned to the manor through the secret portal.

There are also sports venues such as courts in the manor, which are even better than those at the club.The girls are very fond of sports now, and they are ready to change into cool and cute little tennis skirts and play with rackets.

Huang Xiangyun changed into professional clothes, and suddenly saw that the door of the women's changing room was not closed, so he rushed in, turned off the light with a snap, and locked the door.Then, amidst the fearful and embarrassing cries of the girls, they moved their hands up and down, and ate the tender and fragrant tofu to their heart's content.

Originally, the girls were still wearing their clothes, but after tossing with him for a while, all the clothes got lost.The naked mermaids were unavoidable in this dressing room, and he was given a frivolous hand with a red crisp, and all of them fell weakly and sat on the big sand.

The dressing room suddenly began to think of delicate humming, rapid breathing, and the slight "don't" "hate" "hooligan" and ambiguous kisses.

Later, the voices of those girls became more and more wild and intense, and finally calmed down with a long series of shouts and a series of water sounds.

As soon as it ended here, it rang again there.One after another, endlessly...

After a long time, when all the girls regained consciousness, but their bodies were still weak, they found that they were lying naked in the hot spring with their sisters.

And that big villain is bathing them one by one. This villain is obviously playing tricks again. Is there a need for such meticulous washing?He is clearly admiring the mystery of that shameful place!Moreover, he keeps kissing, dear, who can stand this