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Then, Ang Lee sang two popular classic English lyric songs: Se1edithiss, originally sung by Bobby Winton, and Scarborough Fair sung by Paul Simon.

Li An's dizzying guitar playing, his ever-changing, heavenly voice, and his affectionate or wild and charming expressions when singing deeply shocked and completely conquered all the onlookers!

But when people were still confused, Li An grabbed a handful of banknotes from the piano case, squeezed through the crowd and ran away.When people came to their senses and shouted, he had already boarded the subway and roared away.

The crowd dispersed, and the young man stared blankly at the money in the piano case.At this time, a middle-aged man came over and said: "Sir, you must know that young man, please tell me his contact information, and I will give you 1 yuan!"

The young man didn't speak for a long time. He suddenly raised his head with tears and said with a smile, "Sir, if you can tell me his contact information, I'm willing to give you 10 yuan!"

After finishing speaking, he closed the piano case, carried the case and guitar on his back, and walked away.Behind him, the middle-aged man was dumbfounded...

It is the rush hour for get off work, and the subway cars are very crowded.Regarding the subway, Ang Lee thought of a joke: A said to B that the subway is too crowded now, and my wife suffered a miscarriage;

This joke reveals two problems: one, the subway is crowded; two, sexual harassment.

The so-called no coincidence, just as Li An thought about this joke, he saw a girl in front of her wearing a plaid skirt and long black cotton socks with her snow-white thighs squeezed by two sloppy men. touch her nipples.

To be honest, Li An didn't have a good opinion of such revealingly dressed girls, especially since it was still very cold, so he didn't think he was too cold!Don't blame others for sexual harassment if you wear so little!

At this time, the girl seemed to feel that something was wrong, so she looked back.Seeing this, Li An realized that he had to do something. This girl looked no more than sixteen or seventeen years old, with a very pure and immature face. She was not the flirtatious woman he imagined, but just a childish girl Take off the little girl.

Li An saw the hands of those two stretched out again, he first took a picture with his mobile phone, then jumped up, holding the two hands that were about to grab the girl's nipples!

"What are you doing?" Both of them asked angrily and fiercely, trying to break free, but found that their wrists felt as if they were pinched by iron clamps, and the pain was excruciating.

"Why do you say I am? You are still human, and you will not let such a big little girl go. I will let you flirt and touch!"

Li An took their hands and slapped each other's mouths loudly and heavily, and their faces immediately swelled up.The people around quickly moved away, fearing that it would hurt Chi Yu and hurt themselves.

"Let go, why do you say we..."

These two people originally wanted to beat Li An, but they found that they had no strength to fight back.I had no choice but to struggle to break free from his control, shouting for grievances loudly.

"Why do you say that I am, let's talk about it at the police station in a while! I have evidence in my hand!"

At this time, the beautiful girl like a doll also turned her head and said angrily: "I said, why do people always squeeze me, even aunts and grandmas! I will kick you to death, I will kill you to death..."

In the astonishing eyes of everyone, the beautiful girl punched and kicked like a storm.When she stopped, the two perverts had already been beaten to the ground and passed out!

At this time, the policeman in the subway rushed over and asked what happened.Li An showed him the photo on the phone again.

"Although it's not wrong for them to be perverts, it's not right for you to beat them like this!" The policeman looked at the two guys lying on the ground, a little dumbfounded.

The beautiful girl said angrily: "It's cheap if you don't beat them to death. I'm going to sue them for sexual harassment and hooliganism! I want them to eat cornbread in a small dark room! I'm so mad..."

After finishing speaking, under the surprised eyes of the policeman, the beautiful girl kicked the two guys who had just woken up, and kicked them unconscious again.

The police quickly stopped her attack, and then called two colleagues. When they arrived at the station, they got out of the car together and recorded a statement at the police station.

Those two hooligans turned out to be habitual offenders, and they only had superficial injuries, plus they were heartbroken, so this plan was for nothing, and no one paid their medical expenses!

To make matters worse, the beautiful girl Tang Mimi even called a lawyer to sue them for sexual harassment.Now, both of them were stupid, kneeling on the ground and begging for mercy!

Unfortunately, no one pities them. "Whoever made you owe your claws, if you want to touch someone, you have to be prepared for bad luck. Not everyone will be silent and let you do whatever you want!"

The lawyer's words broke the two of them. ** Didn't touch it, not to mention being beaten up, and still squatting in a trumpet!It's really bad luck for eight lifetimes!

Li An's phone rang, and it was another call from his good friend Xiao Tian.

"Hello, An'an, where have you been?" A sweet and greasy voice came from the microphone.

The name Xiao Tian is very domineering and masculine, but the owner of this name is indeed a delicate beauty!She was three years older than Li An. It turned out that her family and the Li family of the Zhang family were neighbors. Not long after they met, her family moved here.Not long ago, the two met here by chance, and they re-established contact.

The beauty of Xiao Tian, ​​a beautiful woman, is only limited to her disastrous appearance, but her words and deeds are very manly, even more manly than men. Because of this, Li An has always regarded her as a buddy of the same sex, not of the opposite sex!

"Tiantian, I'm almost there. You wait another ten minutes, and I will appear in front of you on time! o?"

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Li An hung up the phone, and said to the beautiful girl Tang Mimi who was staring at him, "Since I'm fine, I'll go first. Goodbye!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Mimi chased after him and shouted "Wait, give me your phone number!", went out and hailed a taxi, and walked away.

Panting, Tang Mimi looked at the Fukang that disappeared into the traffic, and stomped her little boots angrily: "I hate you, you hate me! I hate you to death... I really don't give others face!...Hmph! Next time If I catch it, you must sing for me and show me your cigarettes!... Hey, yes, he just left his phone in there just now... giggling..."

It turned out that Tang Mimi was also an audience member of Ang Lee's previous performance in the underground passage, and she liked and admired him very much!