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Chapter 485 Don't Pretend to Be a God
Huang Xiangyun slapped his big hand, and all the people in Qingyun Mountain were caught in his hand, a raging flame rose from his hand, he squeezed hard, and amidst the sound of popping, they all gmeover!
He opened his mouth wide and sucked it all in.Hiccupped and said: "It's really small, it's not enough to fit between the teeth, and it's really unpalatable, it's raw... Any other bastard who wants to die, stand up for me!"
Everyone said in their hearts: Damn, who the hell is stupid, even go up to die after this, as a snack for you?dumbass……
Seeing that no one came, Huang Xiangyun felt depressed and bored.So, he turned to play.
He transformed into a beautiful woman, and said coquettishly in a thunderous voice: "You look like cowards!"
He turned into Jesus again, and said, "Fucking bitch, who is your mother scolding? Prodigal old bitch!"
She turned back into a beautiful woman again: "I'll scold you, what's the matter? You look so ugly, you don't eat pigs or dogs, and you have the guts to come out to make fun of it! If it were me, I would have peed a long time ago It's dead!"
This time, he became a Buddha again, and Baoxiang said solemnly: "Ah, there is no tofu, Ah Zhen has no tofu, Ah Zhen really has no tofu, only soy milk! This female benefactor, do you want soy milk?" This is the real wild pure green puree! Do you want it? If you want it, I will squeeze it fresh for you, and it still smells fishy!"
collapse!All crash!All the people in the venue and Baiyun Mansion, as well as the animals and animals who could understand human language, all collapsed completely at this moment...
Huang Xiangyun changed again and turned into a little devil sumo wrestler, wearing a loincloth walk, shaking his fat body, and said obsessively: "Yuxi, Baga, Hua girl's work, I also want to give you soy milk, die!" There are dead ones!"
Transformed again into a big fat Russian bitch with a big stubble, she said with a hungry face: "Come on, my little baby, God, you are so kind, I just asked you to give Give me a strong man, and you will give me... a fat pig. Although his body is not what I want, but when there is no lean meat to eat, some lard is also your gift! … ...Tell me, do you want me to call me 'Ouye' all the time, or 'Daddy Yami'..."
Turned into a Buddha, he put his hands together and said: "Amitabha, sin, sin. Although I have not violated the precepts for hundreds of millions of years, but now even if I abandon this body of practice, I still have to curse loudly: 'You You scolded the guy next door, he scolded the guy next door, you two scolded the guy next door, who opened the door of the pigsty and let you out... just let it out, why don't you kill me, let you perform a goddamn show here Everyone is indignant at this vulgar game?...Could it be that you still want to take indecent photos and engage in photoshoots?...Could it be that you are not afraid of being caught in the river?"
At this time, everyone has been overwhelmed. Who has seen such an awesome talent when he grows up so big?There is a lot of discussion...
"My brother, your mother is really talented..."
"When there is no more silver, he is a silver talent, and when there is silver, he is a silver ancestor..."
"His father, if I have a mouth like this, I might as well use it as a toilet..."
"What do you mean, you want to change your mouth into a public toilet..."
"Fart your mother, I'm playing with language arts, if you don't understand profound words, just fuck me and stay away!"
"It's your mother, you don't understand art. I'm performance art..."
"Mother, why did you pee on Grandpa?"
"Performance Art……"
When there was a lot of discussion and bustling below, and someone above was triumphant and kept trembling, suddenly there was a thunder from the sky, and after a flash of lightning, that stupid Huang Xiangyun disappeared in front of everyone!
Li Mengmeng panicked and asked, "Where is my husband?"
Li Fangyu also panicked, Zhao Qingfen also panicked, Yuan Mengxun also panicked, Huang Jiaojiao, Huang Rourou, Mo Mimi and the other beauties all panicked!
Only Luyi and Zhu Rong didn't panic.They pinched their fingers, sighed together and said, "Don't panic, my husband is fine!"
Ye Bimou asked, "Is it okay? Where did that person go?"
Zhu Rong sighed again and said, "Who made him smug just now, and provoked people who can't be messed with. They couldn't find a chance to fix him. Now it's all right, and I sent it to my door."
Seeing that they were still confused, Lu Yi said, "We can't tell exactly where the husband is. However, there must be nothing wrong. If they really want to kill him, we won't be able to sense his existence. Assuming he hasn't disappeared into this world... Well, it seems to be considered this world."
At this moment, a gentle voice sounded in their ears: "That kid, I'll borrow it for a while to play. Don't worry, he's not worth my hands yet..."
The voice disappeared, and everyone froze for a moment.Yuan Ziling frowned and asked, "Who is this? Who would be so powerful to catch my husband for fun?"
Luyi and Zhu Rong whispered a name, and all the girls were stunned immediately.No one would have thought that it would be that extremely powerful big shot...
Although unwilling, all the girls decided to accept this fact.They believe that the big man should not be joking...
"Damn it, who is this? Are you kidding me? Why did you throw me in this place where rabbits don't shit?"
Huang Xiangyun looked at the place where he was, and everywhere he looked up were gray-black stones, big stones and small stones, as well as small stones!
There's nothing fucking here but rocks!And here is where Huang Xiangyun fell in the blink of an eye.
Now, he has returned to his normal figure. Looking at this place, he pinched his fingers and counted for a long time, but nothing came out.He couldn't figure out whether it was the grandson who played with him and brought him to this ghostly place!
It was fruitless, and after scolding for a long time, no one paid any attention to his remarks. In desperation, Huang Xiangyun had no choice but to walk forward.
After walking not far, Huang Xiangyun suddenly saw many lines of dragon and phoenix characters on a big rock: Don't pretend to be a fool, pretend to be struck by lightning!Don't pretend to be an egg, you will be trained by others!Don't pretend to be a donkey, pretend to be a donkey and be ridden by someone!Don't pretend to be a fork, you will be killed if you pretend to be a fork!Don't pretend to be a bull, you'll get beaten up if you pretend to be a bull!Don't pretend to be a god, pretend to be a god
He opened his mouth wide and sucked it all in.Hiccupped and said: "It's really small, it's not enough to fit between the teeth, and it's really unpalatable, it's raw... Any other bastard who wants to die, stand up for me!"
Everyone said in their hearts: Damn, who the hell is stupid, even go up to die after this, as a snack for you?dumbass……
Seeing that no one came, Huang Xiangyun felt depressed and bored.So, he turned to play.
He transformed into a beautiful woman, and said coquettishly in a thunderous voice: "You look like cowards!"
He turned into Jesus again, and said, "Fucking bitch, who is your mother scolding? Prodigal old bitch!"
She turned back into a beautiful woman again: "I'll scold you, what's the matter? You look so ugly, you don't eat pigs or dogs, and you have the guts to come out to make fun of it! If it were me, I would have peed a long time ago It's dead!"
This time, he became a Buddha again, and Baoxiang said solemnly: "Ah, there is no tofu, Ah Zhen has no tofu, Ah Zhen really has no tofu, only soy milk! This female benefactor, do you want soy milk?" This is the real wild pure green puree! Do you want it? If you want it, I will squeeze it fresh for you, and it still smells fishy!"
collapse!All crash!All the people in the venue and Baiyun Mansion, as well as the animals and animals who could understand human language, all collapsed completely at this moment...
Huang Xiangyun changed again and turned into a little devil sumo wrestler, wearing a loincloth walk, shaking his fat body, and said obsessively: "Yuxi, Baga, Hua girl's work, I also want to give you soy milk, die!" There are dead ones!"
Transformed again into a big fat Russian bitch with a big stubble, she said with a hungry face: "Come on, my little baby, God, you are so kind, I just asked you to give Give me a strong man, and you will give me... a fat pig. Although his body is not what I want, but when there is no lean meat to eat, some lard is also your gift! … ...Tell me, do you want me to call me 'Ouye' all the time, or 'Daddy Yami'..."
Turned into a Buddha, he put his hands together and said: "Amitabha, sin, sin. Although I have not violated the precepts for hundreds of millions of years, but now even if I abandon this body of practice, I still have to curse loudly: 'You You scolded the guy next door, he scolded the guy next door, you two scolded the guy next door, who opened the door of the pigsty and let you out... just let it out, why don't you kill me, let you perform a goddamn show here Everyone is indignant at this vulgar game?...Could it be that you still want to take indecent photos and engage in photoshoots?...Could it be that you are not afraid of being caught in the river?"
At this time, everyone has been overwhelmed. Who has seen such an awesome talent when he grows up so big?There is a lot of discussion...
"My brother, your mother is really talented..."
"When there is no more silver, he is a silver talent, and when there is silver, he is a silver ancestor..."
"His father, if I have a mouth like this, I might as well use it as a toilet..."
"What do you mean, you want to change your mouth into a public toilet..."
"Fart your mother, I'm playing with language arts, if you don't understand profound words, just fuck me and stay away!"
"It's your mother, you don't understand art. I'm performance art..."
"Mother, why did you pee on Grandpa?"
"Performance Art……"
When there was a lot of discussion and bustling below, and someone above was triumphant and kept trembling, suddenly there was a thunder from the sky, and after a flash of lightning, that stupid Huang Xiangyun disappeared in front of everyone!
Li Mengmeng panicked and asked, "Where is my husband?"
Li Fangyu also panicked, Zhao Qingfen also panicked, Yuan Mengxun also panicked, Huang Jiaojiao, Huang Rourou, Mo Mimi and the other beauties all panicked!
Only Luyi and Zhu Rong didn't panic.They pinched their fingers, sighed together and said, "Don't panic, my husband is fine!"
Ye Bimou asked, "Is it okay? Where did that person go?"
Zhu Rong sighed again and said, "Who made him smug just now, and provoked people who can't be messed with. They couldn't find a chance to fix him. Now it's all right, and I sent it to my door."
Seeing that they were still confused, Lu Yi said, "We can't tell exactly where the husband is. However, there must be nothing wrong. If they really want to kill him, we won't be able to sense his existence. Assuming he hasn't disappeared into this world... Well, it seems to be considered this world."
At this moment, a gentle voice sounded in their ears: "That kid, I'll borrow it for a while to play. Don't worry, he's not worth my hands yet..."
The voice disappeared, and everyone froze for a moment.Yuan Ziling frowned and asked, "Who is this? Who would be so powerful to catch my husband for fun?"
Luyi and Zhu Rong whispered a name, and all the girls were stunned immediately.No one would have thought that it would be that extremely powerful big shot...
Although unwilling, all the girls decided to accept this fact.They believe that the big man should not be joking...
"Damn it, who is this? Are you kidding me? Why did you throw me in this place where rabbits don't shit?"
Huang Xiangyun looked at the place where he was, and everywhere he looked up were gray-black stones, big stones and small stones, as well as small stones!
There's nothing fucking here but rocks!And here is where Huang Xiangyun fell in the blink of an eye.
Now, he has returned to his normal figure. Looking at this place, he pinched his fingers and counted for a long time, but nothing came out.He couldn't figure out whether it was the grandson who played with him and brought him to this ghostly place!
It was fruitless, and after scolding for a long time, no one paid any attention to his remarks. In desperation, Huang Xiangyun had no choice but to walk forward.
After walking not far, Huang Xiangyun suddenly saw many lines of dragon and phoenix characters on a big rock: Don't pretend to be a fool, pretend to be struck by lightning!Don't pretend to be an egg, you will be trained by others!Don't pretend to be a donkey, pretend to be a donkey and be ridden by someone!Don't pretend to be a fork, you will be killed if you pretend to be a fork!Don't pretend to be a bull, you'll get beaten up if you pretend to be a bull!Don't pretend to be a god, pretend to be a god
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