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On the bus, a beautiful girl is watching a humorous joke,

A satyr wants to take advantage, so he squeezes the girl with his body from behind,

The girl couldn't bear it anymore, and turned around and shouted: "Squeeze!"

The whole car was silent, and the pervert was also stunned.

After two seconds of silence, he said timidly, "One..."

Lin Jingying's jokes were the same as Huang Jiaorou's, not only got the laughs, but also gave the three girls a lot of torture.

Huang Xiangyun looked at the beautiful scenery of the four girls that was not looming, and felt hot in his heart.He didn't expect the girl now to be so bold, not only dared to tell obscene jokes in front of him, but also dared to go crazy so fiercely that he even saw what he shouldn't have seen!

Huang Xiangyun swallowed his saliva while concentrating on admiring it, and suddenly revealed his hooligan behavior to the beauties, so he was beaten up.

During this time, the tender tofu he ate and the scenery he saw were many times more than before!

Huang Xiangyun felt that the four beauties must have done it on purpose.He is so handsome, they couldn't help but want to give him some sweetness, so as to seduce him into committing a crime...

After beating Huang Xiangyun, he had seen enough of the scenery, had enough of Big Tutu's massage, and told the fifth joke.

"The nun rides home in the priest's car at night.

On the way, the lustful priest put his hand on the nun's snow-white thigh!

The nun shyly asked the priest: "Do you remember what article 129 in the Bible said?!"

After hearing this, the priest blushed and took his hand away.

Back home, the priest hurriedly opened the 129th article of the Bible, and saw that it read: "Go deeper and you will get great happiness!"

The priest looked at it and shouted: "God, the lack of business knowledge kills people!"..."

"Stinking rogue."

"Little satyr."

"Kill you and make you a hooligan."

"Smash him hard!"

While they were fighting with him, Huang Xiangyun touched one body and pinched that body.The girls were having a good time, and they didn't care to take advantage of him and eat little tofu.But he was spoiled, but he also got red marks and a lot of purple beans!

The beauties had beaten him enough, and asked him to tell a better one again, not to be yellow.So Huang Xiangyun had to tell another one.

"The spider and the bee were engaged. The spider was very dissatisfied, so he asked his mother: "Why do you want me to marry the bee? "Spider's mother said: "The bees are a little noisy, but she is also a flight attendant anyway. "The bee was also very dissatisfied, so she asked her mother: "Why do you want me to marry a spider?" "The bee's mother said: "The spider is a bit ugly, but they are also engaged in the Internet anyway. "

After the spider and the bee got married, they were very happy at first.The bee said: Oh, that's great, I can eat meat now.The spider said: Oh yes, I can taste honey.Later, they always quarreled, and the bee said: If you don’t go out all day, you will know how to mess with your broken LAN!The spider said: If you go out for a walk all day long, your cosmetics will fall off!

Finally reconciled, but: the bees always complain: you are too closed, always stay in your own web, can you go to the external web to communicate with the spiders outside?The spider sighed: Oh, you don't know, the company has restricted it, so you really can't access the external network..."

Internet access is not popular yet.There is not a net in the whole Lingcheng.It seems that in the provincial capital Chuncheng, there are only two or three stores, but they are not called Internet, but computer rooms.Same name as a place where computer games are played.

The four beauties in front of this joke thought it was ridiculous, but the allusion on the Internet behind it seemed a little cold.Huang Xiangyun also remembered the reason after telling the joke.

Fortunately, the four beauties didn't bother with this issue, but suddenly remembered the matter of surfing the Internet, and chattered about this topic.

After chatting for a few words, they pestered Huang Xiangyun to tell jokes.Huang Xiangyun said: "I have already talked about two, can we talk about it with another person!"

The four little beauties were all vicious and fierce, and said in unison: "No!"

Huang Xiangyun was very helpless, so he had no choice but to continue to search his memory bank and tell them jokes.

"...In an ancient mountain village, an ancient village was discovered. Because they have been isolated from the outside world for generations, like people in a peach blossom garden, the outside world has a strong interest in them. So a beautiful female reporter went to this backward village Shanxiang, to interview the locals.

The subject she interviewed was an old man in his fifties. After learning about their isolated life for generations, the female reporter was surprised and then curious, so she planned to describe their joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys in their isolated life.

"Excuse me, what is the happiest thing for you over the years?" asked the curious female reporter.

"One winter, the sheep of the third family next door lost their sheep," said the old man.

"The sheep is lost, what is there to be happy about?" The female reporter became even more curious.

"After the sheep was lost, dozens of us went up the mountain to look for it with torches. After searching for three days and three nights, we finally found it in a corner of the back mountain." The old man took a puff of cigarette, squinted his eyes and said with endless aftertaste.

"What happened after you found it?" The female reporter asked curiously.

"It was already late when we found it. We pitched a tent in the snowdrift to rest. It was very windy outside and we felt bored, so everyone took turns to get on that sheep. **!"

The female reporter was obviously a little embarrassed, and she wanted to avoid the subject.So she interrupted the old man and asked if there was anything else to be happy about?

"One winter, the new daughter-in-law of Ma's family got lost in the mountains," said the old man.

"Have you found it?" the female reporter asked.

"Dozens of us searched for three days and three nights, and finally found it in the corner of the back mountain. So we pitched up tents to rest. It was very windy at night in winter, and we were all very bored, so we took turns going to Lao Ma's house. Your new daughter-in-law, don't mention how enjoyable it is." The old man said while knocking on the pipe in his hand.

The female reporter felt even more embarrassed.Deciding to steer clear of the subject, she asked, was there anything to grieve during these decades of isolation?

The old man's face changed suddenly, and his hands began to tremble, and he could hardly hold the tobacco in his hand.Two muddy tears rolled out of his sunken eye sockets, his lips trembled several times, and his body also seemed to tremble.After a long silence, he said: "One winter, I lost"..."

After another meal of compliments from rascals and perverts, Huang Xiangyun saw the scenery again and received a passionate massage...

The girl was really weird, she was talking about Huang Xiangyun's smelly gangster, little pervert, but after beating her, she wanted him to continue talking.Is this clearly giving him a chance to continue belittling them?

Now that the opportunity was given, Huang Xiangyun had to take advantage of it, so he told another dirty joke.

"...It is said that after a woman got married, her husband went out to do errands, and she was afraid at home, so she asked her sister-in-law to accompany her. On the first night, she got up in the middle of the night to urinate, and because she didn't dare to go out, she urinates in the spittoon in the house. The spittoon was silent, and her sister-in-law explained it later. Because she was very anxious, the sound was like a whistle, so she said: "Okay, there is still a whistle."

The next day my sister-in-law went to her house again, passed a jujube garden, and went to pick two dates to eat. The young man who looked after the garden found out that he wanted to pay a fine. Then you and I go into the house and sleep! Then it’s all right.” The little girl had no choice but to let go, and she relieved herself in the middle of the night when she went back. After the little girl’s sister-in-law finished the relief, the little girl was silent, and the sister-in-law asked: “ Alas! Where's your whistle?" The little girl shook her head and said, "Alas! I ate dates instead!"..."

Now, Huang Xiangyun massaged the beauties as he wished, and he also ate more **tofu.It feels great, I should do more