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Chapter 646: Yan Zidie's Home
Huang Xiangyun interrupted the pinching between the two little beauties and the little beauties, and asked, "Dieer, since you and Maomao are from the same family, do you know where her home is?"
Yan Zidie shook her head and said, "I don't know! I don't care where her house is, it's better to live in a cesspit!"
Mao Mao retorted: "Your family doesn't live in a cesspit, but in a septic tank. No wonder you smell manure when you speak! Humph!"
Yan Zidie said without showing any weakness: "My family lives in a septic tank. Don't go there if you have the guts. You can live here or on the street... Husband, let's go home!"
Mao Mao hugged Huang Xiangyun's neck, kissed him thumpingly and said, "Honey, we're going to live in her house, I'm going to piss this little vixen to death!"
Yan Zidie curled her lips and said: "It's disgusting to be a husband again. If he gets married early, the child will be as old as you when he is born. Little three inches, and quite a vixen, dreaming of you! If he gets hard , You have grown up too! Your head is as big as yours, and you have the nerve to call me husband, are you worthy to be my husband's wife? Cut, wishful thinking..."
Mao Mao went crazy, and she said: "I'm not as disgusting as you. I don't like men, I like women, and I even yell at other people's husbands and husbands, and I don't sleep half the night, what a waste of yelling!... Sister, where are you? Didn't expose the bones? Hahaha..."
Huang Xiangyun saw that they were talking more and more vigorously, and the more they talked, the more shameful they became, so he yelled: "Stop! Shut up! Get in the car and go home. If you want to quarrel, go home and quarrel, don't embarrass yourself here! "
Only then did the two girls notice that many people were watching them.They all snorted coldly, Yan Zidie followed Huang Xiangyun to put away their luggage, got into the Bentley, and drove away under the guidance of everyone.
After a long time, the Bentley stopped, and Huang Xiangyun looked at the small yard in front of him dumbfounded, and said, "This is your mansion?"
Yan Zidie nodded and said, "Ah, what's the matter? Are you surprised that I should live in a villa?"
Huang Xiangyun smiled wryly and said, "It's a surprise. I don't understand how you can live in a bungalow when you can drive a Bentley." Moreover, this place doesn't seem to be a prime location! "
Yan Zidie raised her beautiful eyebrows, went down to get the luggage with him, opened the door with the luggage, and said, "When did I say that I lived in a villa? Besides, this Bentley is not mine, it is A friend of mine lent me one, and I will return it tomorrow!"
As soon as he walked into the room, Huang Xiangyun felt his head buzzing, his eyes went dark, his body shook, and he almost fainted!Mao Mao seemed to have known this would happen a long time ago, and had pinched his nose and closed his eyes in advance!
Huang Xiangyun went out to vomit for a while, and Mao Mao went down to the ground to beat his back.He said with a bitter face: "Maomao, you little villain, did you already know that this would be like this? Why didn't you tell me first, so that you can be mentally prepared!"
Maomao shook his head and said, "I didn't know it would be like this, but I didn't feel right, so I reacted faster, so I didn't get poisoned!
Yan Zidie shouted from the room: "Husband, what's wrong with you? Are you motion sick, come in quickly!"
Mao Mao made a grimace into the house and said, "I'm still getting motion sickness. I'm so sorry. She's a big person, and the house is messier than the garbage station, and the smell is so bad... Husband, what do you think she is doing?" Did she survive there? Did she escape from Pandora?"
Huang Xiangyun was taken aback: "Pandora? What do you mean?"
Maomao looked defeated by him and said: "Pandora is a brainless star... You can see that she is fine in the room, her brain must have been injured and disabled, and she can't react!"
Xiao Luoli finally concluded: "In Chinese, it means that the head got flooded, kicked by the donkey, scraped by the arm of the plane, pulled by the bow of the door, squeezed by the door, etc., etc.! "
Huang Xiangyun burst out laughing, took the water that the little girl found somewhere, took a sip, rinsed his mouth, and suddenly felt that the taste was not right.He asked, "Maomao, where did you get this water?"
Mao Mao pointed behind her and said, "It's right here. There are several bottles left. They look pretty clean. What's the matter, husband?"
Yan Zidie and Mao Mao are obviously used to calling him husband, or they are just comparing each other, anyway, what husband calls her husband is a kiss!
Huang Xiangyun glanced behind Maomao, pointed at her pale face, lowered his head and vomited more ferociously.Maomao felt a little baffled. She scratched her head and looked back suspiciously. She saw a large pile of dog feces and a big dead mouse next to the box of mineral water!
"vomit"
Maomao couldn't help vomited, and dragged Huang Xiang out of the yard while vomiting!This place is really unbearable, it is simply not a place to live, but a place to kill people!
They escaped to the outside of the yard. Outside the yard were woods and fields, and there was a small river not far away. The two of them walked all the way to the river. Only then did they finally breathe the fresh air they hadn't seen for a long time, and feel alive again!
"Husband! Husband! Why don't you come in... Hey, where are you? Husband, where are you? Don't run around, especially don't go to the river, where the water is released from the slaughterhouse upstream." Yes, it looks clean, but it's actually very dirty...Oh my god, didn't you wash your face with this water?"
Yan Zidie stared dumbfounded at Huang Xiangyun and Maomao, whose face and hands were wet, and they also looked at her.Suddenly, she laughed, and they vomited again!
Yan Zidie laughed and said: "I lied to you, this water is clean, it is a natural river. It is rare to see such clear river water around the capital, otherwise, I wouldn't be here stay!"
Yan Zidie's personality is very complicated, sometimes lively and cheerful, sometimes cold and gloomy, sometimes like this, sometimes like that.Huang Xiangyun feels that the current her has some signs of severe split personality!
The three of them returned to the yard and cleaned up the yard and the house after more than two hours.After tidying up, when I walked into the house, I couldn't see the rubbish and this and that. The interior of this house is actually very luxuriously decorated!
Mahogany floors, mahogany furniture, mahogany doors and windows, just these are expensive.The house is old-fashioned, that is from the outside, in fact, the layout inside is very similar to a building.Entering the door is the living room, as well as the kitchen, bathroom, activity room, study room, wine room, storage room, bedroom, etc., all of which are luxuriously decorated but not tacky, elegant but not deserted.
In short, this house looks ordinary from the outside, but inside it is quite different!
Yan Zidie shook her head and said, "I don't know! I don't care where her house is, it's better to live in a cesspit!"
Mao Mao retorted: "Your family doesn't live in a cesspit, but in a septic tank. No wonder you smell manure when you speak! Humph!"
Yan Zidie said without showing any weakness: "My family lives in a septic tank. Don't go there if you have the guts. You can live here or on the street... Husband, let's go home!"
Mao Mao hugged Huang Xiangyun's neck, kissed him thumpingly and said, "Honey, we're going to live in her house, I'm going to piss this little vixen to death!"
Yan Zidie curled her lips and said: "It's disgusting to be a husband again. If he gets married early, the child will be as old as you when he is born. Little three inches, and quite a vixen, dreaming of you! If he gets hard , You have grown up too! Your head is as big as yours, and you have the nerve to call me husband, are you worthy to be my husband's wife? Cut, wishful thinking..."
Mao Mao went crazy, and she said: "I'm not as disgusting as you. I don't like men, I like women, and I even yell at other people's husbands and husbands, and I don't sleep half the night, what a waste of yelling!... Sister, where are you? Didn't expose the bones? Hahaha..."
Huang Xiangyun saw that they were talking more and more vigorously, and the more they talked, the more shameful they became, so he yelled: "Stop! Shut up! Get in the car and go home. If you want to quarrel, go home and quarrel, don't embarrass yourself here! "
Only then did the two girls notice that many people were watching them.They all snorted coldly, Yan Zidie followed Huang Xiangyun to put away their luggage, got into the Bentley, and drove away under the guidance of everyone.
After a long time, the Bentley stopped, and Huang Xiangyun looked at the small yard in front of him dumbfounded, and said, "This is your mansion?"
Yan Zidie nodded and said, "Ah, what's the matter? Are you surprised that I should live in a villa?"
Huang Xiangyun smiled wryly and said, "It's a surprise. I don't understand how you can live in a bungalow when you can drive a Bentley." Moreover, this place doesn't seem to be a prime location! "
Yan Zidie raised her beautiful eyebrows, went down to get the luggage with him, opened the door with the luggage, and said, "When did I say that I lived in a villa? Besides, this Bentley is not mine, it is A friend of mine lent me one, and I will return it tomorrow!"
As soon as he walked into the room, Huang Xiangyun felt his head buzzing, his eyes went dark, his body shook, and he almost fainted!Mao Mao seemed to have known this would happen a long time ago, and had pinched his nose and closed his eyes in advance!
Huang Xiangyun went out to vomit for a while, and Mao Mao went down to the ground to beat his back.He said with a bitter face: "Maomao, you little villain, did you already know that this would be like this? Why didn't you tell me first, so that you can be mentally prepared!"
Maomao shook his head and said, "I didn't know it would be like this, but I didn't feel right, so I reacted faster, so I didn't get poisoned!
Yan Zidie shouted from the room: "Husband, what's wrong with you? Are you motion sick, come in quickly!"
Mao Mao made a grimace into the house and said, "I'm still getting motion sickness. I'm so sorry. She's a big person, and the house is messier than the garbage station, and the smell is so bad... Husband, what do you think she is doing?" Did she survive there? Did she escape from Pandora?"
Huang Xiangyun was taken aback: "Pandora? What do you mean?"
Maomao looked defeated by him and said: "Pandora is a brainless star... You can see that she is fine in the room, her brain must have been injured and disabled, and she can't react!"
Xiao Luoli finally concluded: "In Chinese, it means that the head got flooded, kicked by the donkey, scraped by the arm of the plane, pulled by the bow of the door, squeezed by the door, etc., etc.! "
Huang Xiangyun burst out laughing, took the water that the little girl found somewhere, took a sip, rinsed his mouth, and suddenly felt that the taste was not right.He asked, "Maomao, where did you get this water?"
Mao Mao pointed behind her and said, "It's right here. There are several bottles left. They look pretty clean. What's the matter, husband?"
Yan Zidie and Mao Mao are obviously used to calling him husband, or they are just comparing each other, anyway, what husband calls her husband is a kiss!
Huang Xiangyun glanced behind Maomao, pointed at her pale face, lowered his head and vomited more ferociously.Maomao felt a little baffled. She scratched her head and looked back suspiciously. She saw a large pile of dog feces and a big dead mouse next to the box of mineral water!
"vomit"
Maomao couldn't help vomited, and dragged Huang Xiang out of the yard while vomiting!This place is really unbearable, it is simply not a place to live, but a place to kill people!
They escaped to the outside of the yard. Outside the yard were woods and fields, and there was a small river not far away. The two of them walked all the way to the river. Only then did they finally breathe the fresh air they hadn't seen for a long time, and feel alive again!
"Husband! Husband! Why don't you come in... Hey, where are you? Husband, where are you? Don't run around, especially don't go to the river, where the water is released from the slaughterhouse upstream." Yes, it looks clean, but it's actually very dirty...Oh my god, didn't you wash your face with this water?"
Yan Zidie stared dumbfounded at Huang Xiangyun and Maomao, whose face and hands were wet, and they also looked at her.Suddenly, she laughed, and they vomited again!
Yan Zidie laughed and said: "I lied to you, this water is clean, it is a natural river. It is rare to see such clear river water around the capital, otherwise, I wouldn't be here stay!"
Yan Zidie's personality is very complicated, sometimes lively and cheerful, sometimes cold and gloomy, sometimes like this, sometimes like that.Huang Xiangyun feels that the current her has some signs of severe split personality!
The three of them returned to the yard and cleaned up the yard and the house after more than two hours.After tidying up, when I walked into the house, I couldn't see the rubbish and this and that. The interior of this house is actually very luxuriously decorated!
Mahogany floors, mahogany furniture, mahogany doors and windows, just these are expensive.The house is old-fashioned, that is from the outside, in fact, the layout inside is very similar to a building.Entering the door is the living room, as well as the kitchen, bathroom, activity room, study room, wine room, storage room, bedroom, etc., all of which are luxuriously decorated but not tacky, elegant but not deserted.
In short, this house looks ordinary from the outside, but inside it is quite different!
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