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The reason why beautiful women are regarded as a scarce resource, holding them in the palm of their hands for fear of frightening them, and keeping them in their mouths for fear of melting, is not because they are beautiful, but because they are rare.Rare things are more expensive, if there are beautiful women everywhere, it is estimated that unbeautiful women will be equally favored and popular.

Huang Xiangyun is now surrounded by a large group of women who will be called beauties by others. There is a kind of cruel look in their crazy eyes, but Huang Xiangyun would rather interpret this look as 'hungry' .In this way, he will feel more relaxed and more receptive.

"Say, what should I do?" Cheng Fei'er looked at him coldly.Wearing Chanel, even without makeup, she has an elf-like temperament and a princess-like nobility.

It's a pity that although Huang Xiangyun is a very caring person, he is not a person who can be called around by anyone.The most disgusting thing in his nature is that others are superior, but he wants to keep his head down and pretend to be a grandson!

Pretending to be a grandson is the most boring thing, but it would be better if you pretend to be a son, at least you can get milk from a beautiful woman!

Huang Xiangyun ignored their murderous eyes, sat down sharply, took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it slowly, smoked, spit out a series of eye circles, and then spit out a stick, These circles are all worn together...

The beauties saw this and felt terribly humiliated, and they got annoyed.Cheng Fei'er said: "Arrest him and beat him so hard that his mother doesn't even recognize him!"

Huang Xiangyun replied lightly, and said: "My mother won't recognize me when she sees me now. Don't waste your energy. Maybe she will recognize me if you hit me. My favorite when I was young The most important thing is to fight, she must remember my bruised nose and swollen face..."

After finishing speaking, he held the open fist of a beautiful woman in camouflage with one hand, and said, "I can also fight now, even better than that time... Don't you guys know?"

With a light tug, Huang Xiangyun removed the girl's arm.With another grab, he grabbed a girl in black's beautiful legs, flicked her knee lightly, and she collapsed to the ground.

In the next few minutes, he just sat there without moving his place, and easily knocked down all the besieging girls and subdued them!Lie down on the ground.

Finally, the last few girls took out their pistols and pointed them at Huang Xiangyun's head.But Huang Xiangyun said indifferently: "Don't use this to scare me, I know you can't use this to destroy me, otherwise, you will just play for me all night, and you will be able to fish A dead body with blood all over its body...that's so meaningless, and it's a waste of a good young man like me, isn't it..."

"If you let me live well, I can still tell you jokes, tell stories, and sing to relieve boredom. When I feel lonely at night, I can accompany you for free. When it is cold, I will give you Warm the quilt, and when it’s hot, I’ll fan you… I’ll still make money, and spend money for you. When you think about it, I’m a free rubber stick, and you don’t need to do it manually, saving time and effort My body and mind are still caring and intimate...I can cook well, I am also a famous writer, a thinker, a politician, an activist, and many others...You just have to kill me, the world is dark or not I don't know, but your world will definitely be dark... Children, please put down your weapons, let us sit down and have a good talk about life and ideals, okay? Say it, okay?"

"What a fart, you are a glib villain, a stinky rascal, you are a scumbag, and you will have a son in the future!"

A little beauty cursed bitterly.Huang Xiangyun shook his head and said, "My child, even if you hate me, you can't hate our precious son. If you really have a child in the future, or if you both have a child and you don't grow up there, When I grew up, they asked me, Dad, everyone else has a place to poop, why don’t I? How do you ask me to answer? Do I say, this is to prevent you from getting hemorrhoids?”

"... But if I don't say that, I can't say that your mother, that wicked beast, cursed you like this... However, children, it is also good for you, that is, you can be in the future." During the process of spitting out those things, they should be digested again, so as not to waste nutrients... But, please remember to brush your teeth after you vomit, and you are not allowed to eat and vomit at the same time..."

"vomit……"

"Wow……"

"abnormal……"

"nausea……"

"ill……"

"idolt……"

The beauties scolded, disgusted while scolding.It can't be blamed on what Huang Xiangyun said was too disgusting, it can only be blamed on their rich imagination, artistic processing of those scenes over and over again in the bottom of their hearts... It's not disgusting to blame!

Huang Xiangyun said: "Okay, okay, you don't want to be endless, you brought me here, isn't it because you gave me your body last night? I feel very honored about this, and I also I am willing to take responsibility... However, I already have a lot of women, and with you, I think we can form an army... I think we are like this. Anyway, things are already like this, and you can't blame me for this matter, I I’ve told you guys before, don’t give me medicine, you just don’t believe me, how about it, now I know the serious consequences..."

"However, as the person involved, I won't put all the responsibility on you. After all, women are in a disadvantaged group in this regard. Once I do this, it will affect your happiness in the future... I will accept you. , but you have coordinated yourselves, don’t pk each other, arranged the date, I will come to comfort you regularly, and don’t let you stay widowed or stay alone in an empty house... But I still suggest that you better not hang yourself on my crooked neck On the tree, if there is a suitable one, kick me far away, so as not to delay your happy life... Really, what I say is the truth, I hope you can listen to it... As the saying goes, it’s good, no Listening to the old man's words, you will suffer a loss in front of your eyes..."

All the girls think he looks like a Tang monk, it's really annoying!I really wanted to beat his head into a rotten watermelon with a single shot, but I knew that doing so would definitely not work, so it was okay after thinking about it.It's really helpless, why are they so unlucky to meet such a superb guy?