Cultivating ghosts and immortals

At ten o'clock in the morning on the 24th of the twelfth lunar month, a remodeled Land Rover off-road vehicle galloped on the Jihuang Expressway at a speed of 200 kilometers per hour, throwing off one car after another with classic overtaking. (Niu Wen reads novels) Those who were overtaken were all terrified, and they were so anxious that they rolled open the windows and cursed non-stop.

This car is naturally the car that He Linhua is taking home.

On the driver's seat in front of the car, Qieryanna, who was in charge of the driving, stared straight at the TV in the car, sobbing while watching the frothy drama, deeply moved by the sensational dialogues and dialogues in it, and kept shaking her right hand. Wipe away tears.At the same time, her left hand was pressed on the steering wheel as if she was half-supporting, doing super-difficult overtaking again and again.

He Linhua sat on the co-pilot with his seat belt tied on, crying and howling all the way. His body was thrown to the east and west for a while, constantly doing various irregular movements.

"Qi Eryanna! Let's just drive and drive, can't we just concentrate? Don't drive while watching soap flakes, or something will happen!" He Linhua yelled.

Qi Eryanna turned a deaf ear to it, and kept her eyes on the small TV in the car.At this time, the soap flakes had just reached the third part, Qieryanna wailed, and then unexpectedly let go of the steering wheel with her left hand, pulled a piece of facial tissue, and wiped away her tears.

"Hey, hello! There's a car in front! It's about to crash!" Seeing that Land Rover was about to have a close contact with the Audi in front, He Linhua shouted quickly.

With a sound of "squeak", just before the Land Rover collided with the Audi, it ran in a strange arc and ran in front of the Audi, and then the Audi cursed viciously.

"Woo... This is so touching." Qieryanna pulled out another tissue, twisted her nose, and threw the tissue out of the window, then covered her nose with both hands and sobbed, as if she had already It's like completely forgetting that I'm still driving.

"It's over, junior brother, you really made a fuss." In the back seat, Xiao Qing sent a text message with his fingers like a convulsion, and said jokingly, "Qieryanna is a descendant of the ancient gifted survivors, an awakener of the Hercules. At the same time, she is also a mechanical supernatural being, able to completely control all kinds of machinery. Driving a small car like this, she is fine even if she doesn't look at anything."

He Linhua didn't listen to Xiao Qing's explanation, but instead looked at the Heavenly Sword Ghost, hoping that the Heavenly Sword Ghost could speak a fair word.Tiandao Ghost sat cross-legged on the back seat of the car, without opening his eyes: "Hold your back with chest strength, breath with your dantian, and sit upright. Even if this car crashes, I will keep you safe."

He Linhua was speechless for a while, it didn't seem to be an issue of safety...

It originally took three hours from Yicheng City to Huanglin City, but under Qieryanna's lunatic operation, it took less than an hour to get off the expressway.

From the highway intersection to the suburb where He Linhua's home is located, it takes half an hour according to the normal driving speed, but according to Qi Eryanna's crazy driving, it only takes 10 minutes.Seeing that he was about to arrive home, He Linhua immediately called his family to inform him to go back at noon.At the same time, I also called a few close friends and friends to contact the party.

Of course, He Linhua only came home on vacation when the year was approaching, which caused the group of friends who were waiting for He Linhua to have a party to scream and scold.

The Land Rover was still speeding all the way, and Qieryana's speed didn't slow down until she entered a more populated county town.The Land Rover car made seven turns and eight turns, and under He Linhua's guidance, it finally arrived at He Linhua's house, a two-story building with a courtyard.

The four of them got out of the car, and it was only after eleven o'clock. Thinking of the speed of the car on the highway, He Linhua still felt a little weak.

Under He Linhua's leadership, Qieryanna stood on He Linhua's left, Xiao Qing stood on He Linhua's right, and Tiandaogui stood behind He Linhua.

"Mom! I'm back!" He Linhua yelled, and then heard footsteps in the room. After a while, Mother He opened the door and saw the four of He Linhua coming.

Mother He looked at He Linhua, her eyes lit up, and then walked out excitedly and quickly towards He Linhua.He Linhua looked at his mother's excited appearance, and felt warm in his heart. After all, his mother still loves others!

"Mom!" He Linhua opened his arms in a hug.

"Oh! My daughter is so pretty. Auntie has never seen such a beautiful daughter. She looks like a movie star." Mother He stepped forward to hold Qieryana's hand, talking non-stop, He Linhua who was in a hug was left aside.

"Mom! Your son is here." He Linhua collapsed, never seen such a mother.

"Go! Who doesn't know you are here? I have been watching your son for more than 20 years. How can this girl look so good." Without saying a word, He's mother pushed He Linhua aside like a chicken.

"Puchi..." Xiao Qing's concentration was weak, so he laughed.As for Kuge Tiandaogui, he turned his face to the sky, thinking, as if the sky had the answer to his question.

Mother He still dragged Qi Eryanna, asking questions: "What's your daughter's name? How old is she?"

"My name is Qieryana, and I'm 20 years old this year." Qieryana didn't see any malice in He Mu's eyes, so she answered honestly.

"Qieryanna? You are still a minority? What kind of ethnicity?" Mother He's eyes burst into wolfish light.

Qi Eryanna said: "The survivors of the ancient times, the Hercules."

"Yo. It's a weird name." Mother He didn't know what the 56 ethnic groups were at all, she just thought that Qi Eryanna was a particularly remote ethnic minority, "Minorities are good, the child will take the high school entrance examination, You can get extra points in the college entrance examination!"

"Puchi..." Xiao Qing laughed again.Kuge Tiandaogui still looked calm and calm, and began to turn his gaze from the sky to the ground, looking around for the situation around him.

He Linhua held back Mother He with a wry smile: "Mom, you made a mistake! She is not my girlfriend, but an ordinary friend. My girlfriend has someone else."

"Hey! Who are you kidding? It's not a girlfriend. Why did you bring it home? Qi Eryanna..." Qi Eryanna's name is too difficult to pronounce, "Girl, don't be afraid, I will decide if my aunt makes the decision for you. You're a daughter-in-law, if Hua Zi dares to bully him, I'll beat him with big ears!" While speaking, Mother He skillfully used a trick of flicking fingers, and flicked a brain on He Linhua's forehead.

"I'll be your daughter-in-law?" Qi Eryanna nodded upon hearing this, "Okay! My ancestors said that he is the husband introduced to me by my ancestors. However, if he wants to be my husband, he must first Just hit me."

"Beat you?" Mother He was a little confused. When did this person get involved in a fight?

Qi Eryanna waved her fist: "That's what it means!" After saying that, Qier Yanna threw it on the ground of the courtyard of He Linhua's house.

"Stop!" He Linhua yelled to stop, and then put his hands on Qieryanna's arms, "Grandma Qieryanna, my land is thin and the foundation is submerged. If you go down with your fist, you won't directly destroy my yard." Gray!"

He Linhua still remembers Qieryanna's earth-shattering, weeping punch at the underground base - that is a super metal that is said to be indestructible by nuclear bombs, but a big hole was punched out!

"Oh." Qi Eryanna withdrew her hands at the right time, "Anyway, you can't beat me, so I won't be your wife."

"Don't worry, I never thought of letting you be my wife." He Linhua felt relieved.

"Boom!" A scorpion struck He Linhua on the forehead, and Mother He said angrily, "You kid, you have nothing to do today? The girl has come down by herself, so you have to make trouble for me here?"

"Mom! Mom! Don't be angry!" He Linhua quickly apologized and resorted to a trick to divert the trouble, "I will introduce my friend to you. His name is Xiao Qing, and his name is Tian... Tian Dao, I went to Yicheng City Friends I know, come to our house to play this time, and celebrate the New Year by the way."

"Ah! There are friends here. You child didn't say it earlier." Mother He rewarded He Linhua with another brain.He Linhua touched his head depressedly, didn't I say it earlier?It was you who never gave me a chance to speak.

At the same time, Mother He also guarded Qieryana vigilantly: "You all know each other? What's the relationship?"

Xiao Qing pointed to the Heavenly Sword Ghost beside him and Qieryanna behind He Mu: "Tian Dao is my senior brother, and Qieryana is my sister-in-law."

"Oh..." Mother He breathed a sigh of relief when she heard the relationship between Xiao Qing and Qieryanna, and then looked at Tiandao Ghost warily.

Tiandao Ghost said coldly: "Xiao Qing is my cousin, and Qieryanna is my cousin."

"Oh..." Mother He breathed a sigh of relief again, only hearing that Qieryanna and Tiandao Ghost were also related.He Linhua, who heard the meaning from the side, covered his face in pain.God!How can my mother figure out such a complicated relationship, how many brains will I have to suffer in this moment...

Qieryanna also volunteered to introduce her relationship with Xiao Qing and Tiandaogui: "My name is Tiandaogui and I am Grandpa Xuan, and Xiao Qing is Grandpa Taixuan."

"Ah?" Mother He has already recovered, and realized that the relationship between these few people is not right.

Brother, sister-in-law, nephew, cousin, Grandpa Xuan, Grandpa Taixuan, Mother He is very suspicious of how these relationships, which are clearly not compatible with the Southern dialect, come together.

"Qieryanna, I told you that you will be called by my name in the future, not Grandpa Taixuan, I am not that old!" Xiao Qing said.

Qi Eryanna said: "It doesn't matter, you are Grandpa Taixuan. Your master swordsman ancestor is of the same generation as the ancestor. I am five generations lower than you, so I should be called Grandpa Taixuan. My family's ancestor is one generation lower than the swordsman ancestor, so I am four generations lower than Tiandao Ghost, so I should call him Grandpa Xuan."

"But...but my dad is the grandson of your second grandfather, so I should be your nephew's son." Xiao Qing said.

"Ah? Really?" Qi Eryanna said, "But, the old ancestor is the biggest, and I only recognize the old ancestor."

"Pop..." Xiao Qing felt like spurting blood, "I said I'm your nephew!"

"Qieryanna, I'm not your grandpa Xuan, I should be your cousin." The Heavenly Sword Ghost interjected coldly... Ah no!This is called adding chaos.

"I told you, I only recognize my ancestors," Qieryana said.

In fact, Xiao Qing is not the only one who feels this way. He Linhua and He Mu also feel this way now.

Mother He was at a loss, and her mind was full of messy generations: "Huazi, what is the relationship between them?"

He Linhua smiled wryly: "Mom, it is impossible for you to understand. Anyone who can understand is a monster who has personally experienced modern Chinese history, and only they can make such a mess of simple generations... ..."