Cultivating ghosts and immortals

"Little brother, although we only have seven people now, the number of other people who will come later may reach more than a hundred. (Niu Wen reads novels) This news center, except for a small two-story building, is crowded. We can’t even squeeze in. Before five o’clock tomorrow morning, we must let the Wumeng construction team solve our office problems first.” Xiao Qing frowned, pointing in the yard, “Little brother, look at our office. How to solve the office problem?"

He Linhua sat on the steps at the top of the stairs, waved his hands and said, "You can figure it out yourself, don't ask me."

Xiao Qing nodded and said: "Indeed, this place is a bit too small. Even if the yard is filled with offices, it may not be enough. Moreover, starting tomorrow, offices from all over the country may come to us Here you go through formalities, documents, etc. If you drive at a closer distance, you have to take a helicopter at a farther distance. It is necessary to separate parking spaces and aprons for such a large wasteland. There must be at least 10 parking spaces? Shutdown No matter what, the ping has to be paid for three yuan? Damn it! The more the fuck, the more confused I become..."

He Linhua rolled his eyes, thinking that it would be strange if he was not confused!The news center covers a total area of ​​less than 2000 square meters. It is simply too difficult to build so many things in such a large area!

He Linhua said next to him: "Okay, brother Xiao, don't think about it, even if you think about it, you can't think of it. What can you do with such a big place? Instead of thinking about it here, why don't you think about it?" It’s really a good place to change…”

"Another place?" Xiao Qing frowned, "However, the notice issued by the central committee has already assigned the location of the headquarters here..."

"Change!" He Linhua rolled his eyes, "Isn't it enough to issue a notice tonight or tomorrow morning and just tell them to change places?"

"That's it... This will embarrass the Central Committee. No way! Absolutely no way!" Xiao Qing refused without thinking.

He Linhua suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and said, "Senior Brother Xiao, what do you think of this? It is written in the notice that the location of the headquarters should be in the news center? In this case, let's forget about setting the headquarters in the news center. He Linhua paused, and then said: "Didn't you just say that the headquarters will have a detailed division of responsibilities? For example, Elder Song will be in charge of Northeast affairs. We can set up a command center under the headquarters. The command center There are eight groups under its jurisdiction, and the office location of the command center should be chosen elsewhere?"

Of course, He Linhua did this out of selfish motives.As a commander, he only needs to sit in the headquarters.In case there are too many people in the headquarters, it will be inconvenient for him to slip away and miss work. Now that the headquarters is separated, it will be more convenient in the future...

"It's wonderful! It's really wonderful! Junior brother, how did you come up with this idea? No wonder you became an innate warrior so quickly. This brain..." Xiao Qing marveled, "However, where should our command center be located? What about it? In the county seat, there must be a large enough office space, as well as a large enough parking and parking space..."

When He Linhua heard Xiao Qing's words, he rolled his eyes again—does good brains have something to do with becoming a natural martial artist?What's more, what he said just now is just a slight modification. If you take a look at the messy documents of government agencies, even a pig can think of this idea!

Xiao Qing muttered while looking around.Xiao Qing's eyes lit up when he spotted an office building not far from the news center—grandmother, isn't this place ready-made?There is an area in front of the boss that is used to park cars and planes. The five-story office building is about [-] meters long on both sides. As long as the walls are opened and some tidying up, it is more than enough to be used as a command center!

It might take half a month or even a month for other engineering teams to break through the walls and tidy up the rooms, but with the Wumeng engineering team on board, one engineering team is in charge of each floor, and it can definitely be done within eight hours!

Xiao Qing excitedly pointed to the building in the distance, and asked, "Little brother, where is that place?"

"Where..." He Linhua glanced at it with disinterest, and said casually, "There is the county party committee and county government..." He Linhua said, trembling, "Brother, please don't tell me, you will take your The little sinful hands reach out there..."

Xiao Qing said with a smile: "Why not? Little brother, look, this place is not far from our place, and it takes less than 2 minutes to walk. Moreover, the parking lot is ready-made, and the apron only needs to be slightly modified. It can be designated tomorrow morning. Well built. Moreover, the most important point is that this place is the county party committee and the government, so there is no need for us to dispatch negotiating experts, as long as we ask the higher-ups to help deliver a message, they have to go away obediently..."

"Brother! You are brother!"

"That's the deal!" Xiao Qing made a final decision regardless of He Linhua's thoughts.

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It has to be said that the influence of the Wumeng is huge.Xiao Qing made a phone call, and at five o'clock that afternoon, everyone in the Zhi'an County Committee Building was evacuated.At the same time, the construction team of the Wumeng also took over the entire building and began to renovate the building.Xiao Qing's words were not bragging. The construction started at [-]:[-] pm. At [-]:[-] pm, the entire building was completely remodeled. Cleaned up, and even arranged office supplies in the room according to Xiao Qing's instructions.

In fact, this is no wonder.In order to complete this mission, the Wumeng construction team dispatched a total of ten master-level wall demolishers, 70 master-level floor mowers, and more than [-] warriors close to the master level to help carry garbage and lay hands.Breaking down walls with fists and feet, mopping the floor with iron sand palms, flipping over a room is like cleaning up garbage, even if you meet an idiot leader, can this kind of team complete this task?

What was He Linhua doing that night?

He stayed up all night in his room, browsing the documents and signing the papers.

At first, when he saw Pei Ling and the others holding a suitcase in their hands, He Linhua thought it was their carry-on luggage.When Xiao Qingzheng was introduced, He Linhua knew that those were not luggage at all, but the relevant documents they brought from the general base of the Wumeng League and the Wumeng League base in Heshang Province!Moreover, each copy must be signed by He Linhua himself, even a seal will not work!

So, that night, He Linhua, who had become a cup of tea, stayed up at the desk all night, reading a document and signing a document. After a night, He Linhua browsed nearly a thousand documents in various ways and signed nearly a thousand names. Son, He Linhua, the signer, felt dizzy and vomited when he saw the pen and paper in the morning.

At eight o'clock in the morning on the seventeenth day of the first lunar month, He Linhua arrived at the news center. In his office, Xiao Qing, Pei Ling, Feng Qingwei, and four Wumeng staff members were already waiting for him—well, after learning about the center's rectification activities, the general manager After the commander didn't even have a separate office, Xiao Qing immediately negotiated with Qin Jianghe and temporarily requisitioned the conference room of the news center and changed it to He Linhua's office.

"Boss! Boss! You finally rescued me!" Seeing He Linhua enter the room, Feng Qingwei, who was having a lively chat with Pei Ling, suddenly jumped up, then knelt down on one knee, and slid all the way to He Linhua's feet. It was as if he was going to propose to He Linhua.

"Damn it!" He Linhua was also very happy to reunite with Feng Qingwei after a long absence. He kicked Feng Qingwei away and scolded with a smile, "What are you doing? Pay attention to quality! Quality!"

Feng Qingwei didn't think it was disobedient, and he grabbed He Linhua's calf with a smile: "Boss! You don't know how much I have suffered in the inner gate of Shaolin Temple! Those monks are all perverts! Everyone likes to stick an orchid to me I winked, I slept in eight pairs of underwear every day, and I managed to keep the chrysanthemum. Boss, it seems that my younger brother was sent to Shaolin Temple to keep your secret. Under such difficult conditions, I saved the chrysanthemum for you For the sake of this, just give me some rewards. Look at your unused magical weapons, swords, panaceas, natural treasures, etc., and throw them all to me casually, and my little brother will be satisfied... ..."

"Damn!" He Linhua kicked Feng Qingwei away again, and scolded with a smile, "Get out! Get out of here non-stop! Brother, you're not a backer, what do you want your chrysanthemum for!"

Feng Qingwei stretched out his hand again: "Boss, you can give me whatever you want..."

He Linhua flipped through the storage ring with a smile, took out a stack of talismans drawn by himself, thought for a while, took out the sword in the ring, and threw them to Feng Qingwei together: "These things are for you , don’t pester me. Be good! If you have nothing to do, go outside and play by yourself.”

"Damn! Boss, you are fooling me like a child!" Feng Qingwei complained.

He Linhua ignored him, and asked Xiao Qing, "Senior brother Xiao, what's going on today?"

Xiao Qing said: "There is nothing wrong, just pay attention to the information sent by the command center, and then sign or disagree according to the above suggestions. Of course, since today is the first day, there may be more things. At least the information about the traitors you discovered a few days ago will be passed on today, you need to check them one by one, and you need to personally interrogate some of the content that you have doubts about. That's about it." After Xiao Qing finished speaking, he paused, Then he said curiously: "I didn't expect that the younger brother is quite concerned about you, the younger brother. The weapon issued to you by the Yunshan sect is just given to him."

He Linhua said casually: "That thing has some effect on people below the first level of innateness. I hold it now and it's no different from scrap iron."

Xiao Qing smiled with a little jealousy: "That's right, the talent of my younger brother is really enviable to others!"

"Boss! Boss! Look, you just gave me such a broken sword, and you sent me away with a piece of waste paper! This... this... this, this is simply a way to protect my chrysanthemum for you, little brother." What an insult!" Feng Qingwei's words made He Linhua, Xiao Qing, and Pei Ling roll their eyes.Among these people, Feng Qingwei is probably the only one who doesn't know what to buy. The two things that He Linhua casually threw to him are things that no one else can buy with money...

"Why are you all looking at me like that?" Feng Qingwei was a little surprised seeing him being stared at by three people.

He Linhua shook his head with a wry smile, and sighed: "All right! I'll reward you with something else! Come with me to my room tonight..."

"Boss! Thank you, boss! Thank you, boss!" Feng Qingwei excitedly interrupted He Linhua, speaking incoherently, "I thank av, thank mav, thank Wumeng and the tenth bureau for training me, and I also want to thank boss for his hard work in cultivating me .Boss, until now, I still remember the feeling of being so cool to the bone, and I miss it very much. Boss, only you can make me take off my coat, only you can make my chrysanthemum bloom..."

"Get out! Get out!" The more He Linhua listened, the more displeased he became. Why does this sound like the plot of the micro-fiction?

"Yes! Yes!" Feng Qingwei ran out excitedly, shouting as he walked, "Boss, I'm waiting for you to make me feel good at night, I'm ready for everything!"

I wipe!He Linhua almost couldn't hold back, and wanted to rush out and kick Feng Qingwei to death.

Unconsciously, both Xiao Qing and Pei Ling took a step back.He Linhua asked: "Why are you looking at me like that? I'm not talking about it, it's just that brat talking nonsense."

Xiao Qing took another step back and said, "I really didn't expect that my junior brother has such a strong taste. I will try to keep a distance from my junior brother as much as possible in the future..."

He Linhua turned his gaze to Pei Ling again, and Pei Ling also took a step back, smiling, "Don't worry, I don't discriminate against you in any way."

I wipe!What is this all about!He Linhua was depressed.