I have a date with an NPC

My first feeling was, why does this person look so much like Brother Baoqiang!

Then I realized that this is a game, not an act!

The city lord fatty came over with a smile, as if sitting or standing, he put his arms around my shoulders and said, "The city lord who has been acting for a day is about to suffocate me to death!"

I just came to my senses, do you think this is a real npc?

Damn, there is such a good errand?This is the city lord npc, how much power does that have.A secondary main city, I wouldn't say it's big, but the players from the hundreds of Novice Villages nearby are basically rushing here, at least it is a million-level big city.There are 20 regular NPC regiments under his command, and [-] elite cavalry regiments. With a wave of his hand, the masts and sculls were wiped out.

"Brother, where are you?" I was a little embarrassed to be picked up!

"I'm in the sea of ​​clouds!" The city lord, Fatty, dared to hold back his feelings for a whole day. He was so bored. Now that he saw a real player, he still had the feeling of "meeting fellow villagers" in another world. "And you?"

"Coincidentally, me too!" Even I was excited, and I was really a fellow.

"Really! Brother, I said you made me feel kind, so we are in Laoxiang!" Fatty, the city owner, was excited now, "Let's go! Let's go into the house and talk! It's really suffocating!"

Would it be such a coincidence that the first time I came to Silvermoon City to meet the great city lord, he was actually my fellow townsman, so there is something to be said for this.From now on, when I walk on the street, my waist will be straight. If anyone dares to bully me, I will tell him, "The city owner is my fellow!" I think you dare to be arrogant, the 20 regular army is not vegetarian of.

The lord of the city pulled me into his harem very enthusiastically. When I remembered what Leinster told me outside the palace just now, I felt a lump in my heart: Is it interesting to do this in this game?

"Oh, brother, you can figure it out! I have nothing to do all day long, and I can't walk around, but it's killing me!" The city lord took me to the study of the harem and sat down on a sheet of paper. Bitter water began to pour on the super big sofa immediately.

This sofa is good, and it is quite elastic.

"Are you still bored?" I was puzzled, "Three thousand beauties in the harem are not enough for you to play with! When I came here just now, I heard that you were..."

Immediately, a YD expression appeared on the face of the city lord, as if he was recalling some very pornographic and violent scenes, but then he said bitterly: "Brother, let me tell you the truth! This is just the beginning. It's time, I also think it's very interesting! The feeling is the same as masturbating myself, and all of them are as beautiful as flowers. I can have the kind of beauties I want!..."

It's hard to imagine, when he said this, his face was not filled with joy, but pain.I can't help but wonder if it's the same as the real thing?I heard that the fidelity of my helmet is as high as 90%, and all the touches are very realistic.

But I think it's a bit too insignificant to discuss this kind of topic with a middle-aged fat man in a secret room, so I refrained from asking.

"Small masturbation makes you feel happy, while masturbation hurts your body, and masturbation will blow you away!" the fat city lord sighed.

From this, I can judge that he was forced to masturbate~!

"Brother, pay attention to your body!" I said sincerely.

"Brother, thank you for your concern!"

"Brother, how did you get this helmet?" I asked curiously, the number of limited npc helmets this time is very limited, and the people who can get it are all selected.But I think this fat man is just an ordinary person, and he doesn't seem to know much about games.

"Me? That day, I was selling pork in the market as usual! Suddenly a pretty chick came and asked me if I would be interested in participating in a male-female experiment! Here I am!"

Well, the three sentences are inseparable from the profession. I believe that even if there is no computer in his house, there will definitely be no teacher Cang's disc.

I have to admire the decision-makers of Tianhen Company for their admirable foresight and way of thinking that is different from ordinary people.

"Then they came to you and didn't say clearly what you were going to do?"

"They let me do whatever I want, the only requirement is not to leave this palace!"

Strong, violent, very strong!

You can do whatever you want, but you can't leave the palace.But in the palace, what else can you do besides being an npc?

Great, really great!

However, "Do you know that you are acting as the city lord? Don't you have great power?"

"Hey, don't mention it! I have p power! On the surface, I am the lord of the city and have a lot of power in my hands. But in fact, none of these people (referring to npc) listen to me!"

I don't know if he used the wrong method or something else.Originally as a player, npc never listened to us, this is normal, so I didn't pay much attention at that time, and I didn't realize that I had been followed by someone on Weibo, he could know my news anytime, anywhere The situation is gone.And this kind of thing, but I don't even know it myself.

"Don't be too sad! You have to think about the positive side of everything! It's too late for others to envy your role! Be content! By the way, here is a letter from the old man! Take a look, and reward the task to Me!" As I said that, I took out the crumpled letter from my backpack and handed it to him, and asked for my reward directly.

He didn't answer the connection, "I'm not interested!"

Faint to death, he really played the role of a fool to the fullest, I really admire him so much.

"You have to take a look at it anyway!" I persuaded, how can he complete the task without looking at me?

"It's boring! It's a game, what's so interesting about it!" Fatty, the city lord, lay down on the sofa and said listlessly. tell me!"

Task prompt: Do you want to accept the task to read the letter? (G class)

Well, it's a mission anyway, I took it.

Opening the envelope, I found a piece of paper inside, which said: "At twelve o'clock tonight, in the small room in the back garden, see you there!"

After reading it, I couldn't help but get goosebumps all over my body, and even the letter paper couldn't hold it and slipped down.

I……

I! !

I~~

It's really hard for me to imagine the situation where Gandalf and the fat man meet privately in the secret room! !

I just felt like my stomach was going up and down, and I was about to vomit.

What a pain!

Fatty, the city lord, leaned over disapprovingly and asked, "How do you say?"

I was so frightened that all the hairs on my body stood on end, I jumped up reflexively, and said without even daring to touch the piece of paper, "You'd better see for yourself!"

But I have scolded him hundreds of times in my heart: pervert, stinky glass!

He seems to have grabbed my shoulder just now, hey~ I want to log off, I want to take a shower!

Fatty, the city lord, picked it up inexplicably, looked at it, and smiled as if he was normal: "Oh! That old guy, he finally responded! Hey, brother, what's wrong with you? Why are you standing so far away? Come, come and sit down ! Otherwise, you should not leave tonight..."

As soon as I heard this, I really got goosebumps all over my body, "Brother, no! Now that the task has been completed, I, I, I have to be busy with other things! Tomorrow, tomorrow, I will definitely come to see you!"

After finishing speaking, I escaped from the City Lord's Mansion as if I was running for my life!