I have a date with an NPC

"Damn! You call me a sissy!" I was so angry that I was doused, "I don't know how manly I am!"

Murong Mingyue seemed a little drunk and said, "How dare you say you are not?"

"I dare to say, what's the matter?"

Murong Mingyue smiled, and said: "Which man...will you...do the dishes?"

This... I really have nothing to say, because Xi Yan, the two years of life have made me develop the habit of doing housework.

"Come on! Prove that you are a man, then don't say anything! Drink!"

Mu Xue glanced at me worriedly, then patted Murong Mingyue's hand.

But it was too late by then, and a wave of sadness surged up again. The fact that I couldn't avoid it was like a thorn buried in the bottom of my heart. If I accidentally touched it, it would still hurt the same.

drink!Only drinking can numb my pain!

"Little girl, brother, how about drinking with you?" At this time, three young men suddenly came and put a dozen beers on our table and said in a frivolous tone. Each of them pulled a chair and came over without asking questions. He sat down next to the two beauties, and the one who spoke put his hand on Murong Mingyue's shoulder.

"You, you are?" Murong Mingyue was really a little drunk, holding the wine jar in his left hand, and pointing with his right index finger waggingly.

The other two also teased Mu Xue and Chu Chu in a sly manner. Mu Xue looked disgusted and disgusted, while Chu Chu shrank back her coat a little bit timidly.

The so-called uncle can be tolerated, and aunt cannot be tolerated. Do these three guys think I don't exist?

With a bang, I slapped the table and stood up.

However, before I could speak, I heard Mu Xue say coldly: "I'm sorry, we have something important to discuss, please leave, please?"

"Little girl, don't you go to bed so late, are you feeling lonely? My brother will accompany you!" The man beside Mu Xue said coyly, and stretched his mouth to stick it close.

As soon as I saw the situation was critical, I quickly grabbed his back and pulled him over. At that moment, I pulled him to the ground including the chair.

Seeing this, the two people next to him stood up furiously, slapped the table and shouted: "Boy, don't be shameless! If you want to live, get the hell out of here and cool off! If you disturb my brother's interest, I will let you go for half a year." Can't get out of the hospital!"

I also drank some wine, and now the alcohol is on my head, and the wine is emboldened, I don't dare to be rational and irrational, and kicked the face of the fallen man.

Murong Mingyue yelled like a drunken madman: "What a man!" Then she stood up and punched the man who put her on the shoulder just now on the eye socket, "I tell you to look at me lustfully~!" Then she punched again It hit the man's other eye, and then he stretched out his proud chest and thrust his waist: "Look, look again! I'll let you see enough!"

I can't help but feel ashamed, this woman is really tough!

The remaining person was a little dumbfounded, turned his head to look and wondered what to do?

At this time, Mu Xue took out a police gun from her waist and put it on the table, saying, "Why don't you get out?"

When the man saw that it was a gun, his face turned pale with fright, and he trembled all over.

After the one on the ground was kicked, he was so angry that he jumped up and was about to punch him, but his friend hurriedly grabbed him and said tremblingly: "Gun! Guns! They have guns!"

The man got impatient: "Gun? What gun?"

The frightened man hurriedly said, "Police gun!"

As soon as this person said it, the person with shoe prints on his face also caught a glimpse of the gun on the table, and his face turned blue with fright.The two of them rushed over together and grabbed the one who had been beaten into panda eyes by Murong Mingyue but was still screaming wildly, and dragged away without saying a word.

A short farce ended like this, and I wanted to show how men I am in front of the three of them, but I found that neither Mu Xue nor Mingyue are the kind of lords to mess with. It's not clear who is protecting whom.

Murong Mingyue patted my shoulder and said approvingly: "That's right, brother, have some guts! Come on, let's continue drinking!"

"Are you drunk!"

"I'm not drunk!"

"That's what drunk people usually say!"

"What about those who are not drunk?"

"I'm not drunk!"

"Hee hee, are you drunk?"

"I'm not drunk!"

"Just now you said that's what drunk people usually say!"

Well, I'm hooked!Just pretend I'm drunk!

Mu Xue also opened a bottle of beer and drank it slowly, as if she had something on her mind.

And Chu Chu timidly and secretly opened a bottle, took a sip, and then hurriedly spit it out, sticking out her tongue as if she had taken a bitter medicine.

Mingyue and I drank a lot. It seems that we also finished the dozen that the three brothers brought. Sleeping in the back seat was dead.

In the car, I vaguely listened to the song "I'm Very Happy" by Chen Xi, a popular music star. The pure voice and soft music always make people feel ecstatic.

"...Okay, after listening to this song "I'm Very Happy", I believe many listeners have guessed it. Recently, there are rumors that Chen Xi, who is known as a new singer in the music scene, has temporarily withdrawn from the music scene because of a bad voice. But there are also rumors Well, it's because Chen Xi was involved in the murder case of the second son of the Yang Group that was raging in the early days. As the only witness present at the time, Chen Xi is currently receiving psychological treatment and security protection from the police. She will appear in court next month to testify against Yang The murderer of the property dispute case of the Group. Are the rumors true? Welcome to continue listening to "Your Moon, My Heart" brought by Zeng Xiaoxian, a good man is me. Let us connect to the call of the next listener Hey, hello, I am a good man and I am Zeng Xiaoxian, can I help you with anything?"

After listening in a daze for a while, I fell asleep again.

"We're home, let's get out of the car!" Mu Xue opened the door and said while covering her nose.

I shook my head, and realized that Murong Mingyue had fallen asleep lying on top of me at some point, and...

My Metersbonwe!I bought it for 59 yuan!I usually don't want to wear it.

actually...

It's actually drooling on it!

"Hey! Get up!" I rudely pushed Murong Mingyue, who was lying on me, up for a 59-yuan Metersbonwe.

"What are you doing!" Murong Mingyue frowned and got up and yelled in a daze, "I'm so dizzy~! I really want to vomit!" She said as if she was about to vomit.

"If you want to vomit, you have to vomit outside!" I yelled hastily.

But it was too late, Murong Mingyue retched twice, and spit all over me!

My... Meters...

Bangwe!