I have a date with an NPC

The girl in long pants glared at her pretending to be angry, but she pulled away the chair opposite me and sat down.

At that moment, I was dumbfounded. I was quite hungry at first, and I wanted to eat, but suddenly such a beautiful woman sat in front of me, and I felt a little... lowered my head and stuffed a large piece of beef nervously.

"Wait, you pretend to be my boyfriend, okay?" the girl in trousers could only pin her hopes on me and said.

And the girl in the long skirt also looked at me with a smile: "Sister, you really don't want this kind of person to pretend to be your brother-in-law, do you?"

"As long as I can get rid of that annoying guy, anyone can be my boyfriend!" The girl in trousers said eagerly, and cast her eyes on me, "Is that okay?"

I raised my head, it was too big when I cut it just now, so now half a piece of beef is stuffed in my mouth, and it is still very strong, and I didn't bite it for a while.

The mouth is bulging, and there are still oil stains. I want to say something but I can't say it. I can only chew it before I say it.

At this time, a lean young man with long hair facing the sky and wearing a black and white checked suit and white framed glasses rushed down from the pure gold.

Isn't this...a look too exaggerated?

I said how do I feel that he dresses obediently, similar to Xiao Jingteng.Moreover, there is no lens in the white frame, it is a pure decoration.Moreover, his upside-down hairstyle is as exaggerated as it can be said, and it feels particularly intrusive when he is playing there.

When I saw it, I almost died laughing at his weird appearance, but I choked on it!

The girl in long pants hurriedly pulled out a tissue to help me wipe my mouth, and then handed me a glass of water.

And that flamboyant man also came over and held out his hand: "Hey, Lily, what a coincidence?"

I didn't pay attention to the name at first, I choked on myself.

The girl in the long skirt deliberately smiled and said in a low voice: "It's a coincidence that he came here by himself! He has such a thick skin!"

I managed to swallow that piece of beef, wiped my mouth with the back of my hand, stood up and turned around to hold his hand and said, "What a coincidence! Long time no see, how are you?"

The girl in the long skirt pouted, not even daring to raise her head, and said, "This one has a thicker skin!"

The flamboyant man watched me wipe my greasy mouth with my hands and then grabbed it. He wanted to hide, but he couldn't. The moment I caught him, his whole face changed, and he pulled out hastily. I took out a tissue from my desk and wiped it desperately, shouting, "It's so disgusting! You, who are you?"

I wiped my mouth with the palm of my hand smartly, then pointed to the girl in long pants with that finger and said, "I, I am her new boyfriend! Hello, my name is Lin San! You can also call me... Xiao San! "As I said that, I was going to put my hand on his shoulders.

"Little San???" The flamboyant man really had an exaggerated expression on his face, hiding back and forth, "Boyfriend?"

However, soon he looked at me with an undisguised look of absolute contempt, as if I came out of a garbage dump, and took two steps back with a disgusted expression while wiping the I grabbed the hand and looked at the girl in long trousers and said with disbelief: "I can't believe that you found such a...such a..." He thought for a long time but couldn't think of any words to say To describe me, I had no choice but to shake my hands and say, "I will definitely talk to Uncle well!"

Then he seemed to leave angrily, I don't know why, I feel like he is a bit bitch.

The girl in the long skirt couldn't help laughing and said, "Have fun!"

Seeing the flamboyant man walk away with his butt twisted, I sat down and asked sincerely, "How is it? My acting skills are okay? Do you have any hope of competing for this year's Golden Horse Award Best Actor?"

The girl in long pants smiled at me a little embarrassedly, and said, "Thank you so much just now! This meal is mine! If you come here to eat in the future, I will give you a [-]% discount."

The girl in the long skirt said dissatisfiedly: "Sister, I saw you wanting to get rid of him so many times, this time is the easiest and shortest time! Uncle, you are awesome!"

I was a little stunned, "Uncle?" I touched my chin, damn, I haven't trimmed my beard for several days, and I really look like a bit of a wretched uncle.

The girl in long trousers said with a bit of uncontrollable expression on her face: "Stop talking, it's not your fault! You have to go out for a walk!"

The girl in the long skirt pouted and said, "The weather is really nice today! Sister, look, there are still people filming over there!"

As he said that, it seemed that the sky became cloudy and the wind became stronger. It was estimated that there would be a thunderstorm later.

Rain is fine, I like rain, the bigger the better.

Only when it rains, can people not tell whether the liquid in the corner of your eyes is tears or rain.

The girl in long pants may have also seen this change in weather, and said displeasedly: "It's going to rain! Let's go back!"

But the girl in the long skirt said coquettishly, "No! I want to sit here for a while! I'm bored here every day, and I'm about to get sick!" Then she turned and glanced at me, "Uncle, Why don't you eat?"

I'm only 25, but I'm called an uncle by a girl, it really makes me feel so embarrassing, am I really that old?As a result, he pretended to be an uncle as soon as he opened his mouth, "You two beauties, would you like a cup of coffee? I'll treat you to uncle!"

"Uncle, are you borrowing flowers to offer Buddha?" The girl in the long skirt innocently exposed me and said, just now her sister clearly said that this meal was hers, and it seems that this place is opened by their family. It seems a bit contrived to say that I treat guests up.

However, the girl in long trousers seemed more mature, and she could hear what I meant, and nodded with a smile and said: "Thank you! Thank you very much just now. We won't bother you!" Then she stood up and wanted to push the long skirt The girl leaves.

But the girl in the long skirt said bluntly: "It's pretty good here! Uncle is also very nice, why did my sister leave?"

The girl in long pants seemed to see my thoughts and said shyly: "Uncle wants to eat quietly alone! Let's not disturb others!"

The girl in the long skirt tilted her head and looked at me naively: "Uncle, is it true?"

I was embarrassed for a while, the innocent little girl couldn't afford to be hurt, so I asked the question should I be so direct, I said a little embarrassedly: "No way! You just sit here, it's okay! Uncle likes the little MM to watch and eat!"

As I said that, I was in a bad mood and wolfed down the remaining half of the steak directly into my mouth. With my mouth puffed up, I began to chew slowly, as ugly as I could be, as if I was angry with someone.