I have a date with an NPC
Chapter 152 Boss Diarrhea
I couldn't help cursing: "Monk, you are too fast!"
The monk touched his head embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, I made a mistake! It was a pure mistake!"
As our two mts were kicked out, the other eight members of our team panicked:
"No one is standing in front! What should I do if the boss comes over?"
"Both the vice president and the monk have impotence and premature ejaculation, we are finished!"
"Hurry up and run! Do you want to die here?"
"Boss is coming! The speed is so fast! It has eight legs, we only have two legs, how could it run past?"
"I come!"
At this time, the giant sword warrior named Kang Han who had been silent all this time came out resolutely waving his giant sword and stood proudly in front of the giant spider.
Is this a visual effect?Why do I feel that he is tall, majestic and heroic in his standing posture holding a giant sword?
As the name suggests, the giant sword mad battle is a full-strength fighter who has abandoned all defenses. In order to pursue higher and more extreme damage effects, the skills of the giant sword mad war are almost the same as all-or-nothing, at the cost of sacrificing defense.
No matter what, their defense is very low, and the spider's eight-legged combo is entirely possible to kill it on the spot.But at this time, one person really needs to stand up and stand up, otherwise the dps of the whole team may suffer a heavy loss.
but……
This guy is suspected of stealing the show.
Seeing the giant spider waving its teeth and claws and waving its six legs, it was about to attack Kang Han.
I searched and searched in my backpack, and finally found a bottle of petrochemical medicine, and threw it over without saying a word.
The petrochemical agent exploded, and a cloud of gray mist rose up, instantly petrifying the giant spider.
The system prompts: "The giant spider has been petrified successfully, and the effect lasts for 3 seconds!"
And the giant spider's legs stopped dangerously less than ten centimeters in front of Kang Han and petrified.
"Only 3 seconds! Powerfully attack its waist!" I fell to the ground and shouted, at the same time I jumped up and rushed towards the giant spider as soon as I landed.
Immediately, the archer's arrows, the mage's fireball, and the priest's holy light all hit the slender waist of the petrified giant spider.
Three seconds was enough time for me to be in place and replace Kang Han.
I stood in front of the giant spider's big mouth, which is the weak point of the giant spider, but the boss's eight legs attack in turn, it is generally difficult to see its head, let alone its waist.
I searched the backpack again, the amount of status potion was very small, and it was used to save my life at a critical time. I used one bottle and one bottle was missing, which was very precious, and I was really reluctant to use it.However, there are quite a lot of laxatives, more than 30 bottles, and the production cost is very low and convenient, and can be mass-produced.So I made up my mind and let it go!
"Be careful, the petrified status of the boss will disappear soon!"
At the moment the boss recovered from the petrified state, I immediately used level 2 poisoning and threw a laxative there.
"Poisoning successful! Poisoning proficiency +2!"
When the giant spider recovered, it immediately noticed my existence, and the distance was very close, so it was a little frantic and swept a few feet towards me at the same time, but in the next second.
The giant spider boss trembled all over, the feet waving in the air stopped, and then retracted weakly.
Then there was a muffled sound of "gurgling"!
"What are you waiting for, keep attacking!" I shouted with surprise in my heart.
It turns out that this laxative can really make the target stop the current action, this alone is against the sky!
"Brother Lin, what's wrong with the boss? Are you hungry? What did you throw just now?" The monk stroked his bald head and said puzzledly.
I said proudly, "I took laxatives!"
"Laxatives?" The monk was surprised, "This game also has such things? Where is it? I also bought two pairs and put them in Xiaohua's bread!"
I decisively gave him two copies and said, "Remember, the effect is the best when two copies are together!"
During the speech, the weak state of the boss disappeared.The effect of this laxative is too weak, it only lasts for a second and then disappears!
"Boss is coming again!" they shouted in panic.
After the giant spider recovered, it raised its feet and patted me and the monk.
The monk stepped back sensitively, and I calmly stuffed a pack of laxatives into its mouth again.
The giant spider's feet waved in the air and stopped again as if it had been frozen, then shrunk weakly, curled up on the ground motionless, and let the mage archers behind us hit desperately.
The HP of the giant spider decreased at a speed visible to the naked eye section by section, and everyone looked relaxed. This boss looked like a baby without any threat, and he could chat and laugh while fighting:
"Vice President, how did you do it? Teach me!"
"It's so cool! It's the first time I've seen a boss let us fight so honestly!"
"That's right, no one will believe you if you tell me!"
"Vice President, you are amazing!"
"It turns out that it's so easy to fight the boss, it's so unreasonable! We had to be careful when killing mobs before!"
"Then don't look at who else is there?"
"Tell me, will this boss grind me to death without any suspense?"
"I think it's possible!"
"Then this boss is really too aggrieved to die!"
While talking, the boss's blood volume was finally hit below 50%. Like all bosses, a boss with HP below 50% may make a big move at any time.And the big move of this giant spider boss is probably the foot-based whirlwind. It is estimated that once it is activated, I am afraid that the 10 of us are not enough to kill it.
As soon as the boss comes out of the weakened state, it seems to jump up and launch a whirlwind.
I quickly jumped up and threw a laxative into its mouth. This time I really fed two doses together, in order to destroy the boss's ultimate move.
With a "plop", the boss fell down, and the eight legs contracted together. It seemed that the laxative had worked.
Seeing the boss's HP steadily drop to 48% and 46%, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.
I can only say that this is almost a miracle drug, it can forcefully interrupt the target's action, and use it to fight the boss in the future, especially interrupting the boss, wouldn't it be omnipotent?
40% and 30% of the time, the giant spider boss wanted to use his big move, but I interrupted them smoothly!
But at this time, a very embarrassing thing happened, my laxative was almost used up!
The monk touched his head embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, I made a mistake! It was a pure mistake!"
As our two mts were kicked out, the other eight members of our team panicked:
"No one is standing in front! What should I do if the boss comes over?"
"Both the vice president and the monk have impotence and premature ejaculation, we are finished!"
"Hurry up and run! Do you want to die here?"
"Boss is coming! The speed is so fast! It has eight legs, we only have two legs, how could it run past?"
"I come!"
At this time, the giant sword warrior named Kang Han who had been silent all this time came out resolutely waving his giant sword and stood proudly in front of the giant spider.
Is this a visual effect?Why do I feel that he is tall, majestic and heroic in his standing posture holding a giant sword?
As the name suggests, the giant sword mad battle is a full-strength fighter who has abandoned all defenses. In order to pursue higher and more extreme damage effects, the skills of the giant sword mad war are almost the same as all-or-nothing, at the cost of sacrificing defense.
No matter what, their defense is very low, and the spider's eight-legged combo is entirely possible to kill it on the spot.But at this time, one person really needs to stand up and stand up, otherwise the dps of the whole team may suffer a heavy loss.
but……
This guy is suspected of stealing the show.
Seeing the giant spider waving its teeth and claws and waving its six legs, it was about to attack Kang Han.
I searched and searched in my backpack, and finally found a bottle of petrochemical medicine, and threw it over without saying a word.
The petrochemical agent exploded, and a cloud of gray mist rose up, instantly petrifying the giant spider.
The system prompts: "The giant spider has been petrified successfully, and the effect lasts for 3 seconds!"
And the giant spider's legs stopped dangerously less than ten centimeters in front of Kang Han and petrified.
"Only 3 seconds! Powerfully attack its waist!" I fell to the ground and shouted, at the same time I jumped up and rushed towards the giant spider as soon as I landed.
Immediately, the archer's arrows, the mage's fireball, and the priest's holy light all hit the slender waist of the petrified giant spider.
Three seconds was enough time for me to be in place and replace Kang Han.
I stood in front of the giant spider's big mouth, which is the weak point of the giant spider, but the boss's eight legs attack in turn, it is generally difficult to see its head, let alone its waist.
I searched the backpack again, the amount of status potion was very small, and it was used to save my life at a critical time. I used one bottle and one bottle was missing, which was very precious, and I was really reluctant to use it.However, there are quite a lot of laxatives, more than 30 bottles, and the production cost is very low and convenient, and can be mass-produced.So I made up my mind and let it go!
"Be careful, the petrified status of the boss will disappear soon!"
At the moment the boss recovered from the petrified state, I immediately used level 2 poisoning and threw a laxative there.
"Poisoning successful! Poisoning proficiency +2!"
When the giant spider recovered, it immediately noticed my existence, and the distance was very close, so it was a little frantic and swept a few feet towards me at the same time, but in the next second.
The giant spider boss trembled all over, the feet waving in the air stopped, and then retracted weakly.
Then there was a muffled sound of "gurgling"!
"What are you waiting for, keep attacking!" I shouted with surprise in my heart.
It turns out that this laxative can really make the target stop the current action, this alone is against the sky!
"Brother Lin, what's wrong with the boss? Are you hungry? What did you throw just now?" The monk stroked his bald head and said puzzledly.
I said proudly, "I took laxatives!"
"Laxatives?" The monk was surprised, "This game also has such things? Where is it? I also bought two pairs and put them in Xiaohua's bread!"
I decisively gave him two copies and said, "Remember, the effect is the best when two copies are together!"
During the speech, the weak state of the boss disappeared.The effect of this laxative is too weak, it only lasts for a second and then disappears!
"Boss is coming again!" they shouted in panic.
After the giant spider recovered, it raised its feet and patted me and the monk.
The monk stepped back sensitively, and I calmly stuffed a pack of laxatives into its mouth again.
The giant spider's feet waved in the air and stopped again as if it had been frozen, then shrunk weakly, curled up on the ground motionless, and let the mage archers behind us hit desperately.
The HP of the giant spider decreased at a speed visible to the naked eye section by section, and everyone looked relaxed. This boss looked like a baby without any threat, and he could chat and laugh while fighting:
"Vice President, how did you do it? Teach me!"
"It's so cool! It's the first time I've seen a boss let us fight so honestly!"
"That's right, no one will believe you if you tell me!"
"Vice President, you are amazing!"
"It turns out that it's so easy to fight the boss, it's so unreasonable! We had to be careful when killing mobs before!"
"Then don't look at who else is there?"
"Tell me, will this boss grind me to death without any suspense?"
"I think it's possible!"
"Then this boss is really too aggrieved to die!"
While talking, the boss's blood volume was finally hit below 50%. Like all bosses, a boss with HP below 50% may make a big move at any time.And the big move of this giant spider boss is probably the foot-based whirlwind. It is estimated that once it is activated, I am afraid that the 10 of us are not enough to kill it.
As soon as the boss comes out of the weakened state, it seems to jump up and launch a whirlwind.
I quickly jumped up and threw a laxative into its mouth. This time I really fed two doses together, in order to destroy the boss's ultimate move.
With a "plop", the boss fell down, and the eight legs contracted together. It seemed that the laxative had worked.
Seeing the boss's HP steadily drop to 48% and 46%, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.
I can only say that this is almost a miracle drug, it can forcefully interrupt the target's action, and use it to fight the boss in the future, especially interrupting the boss, wouldn't it be omnipotent?
40% and 30% of the time, the giant spider boss wanted to use his big move, but I interrupted them smoothly!
But at this time, a very embarrassing thing happened, my laxative was almost used up!
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