I have a date with an NPC
Chapter 235 Teach Them
Xiaoyao Zhanshen looked back at me, pouted his mouth a little drunk, and said with a smile: "Ha, what's the matter, do you still want to be brave?"
As soon as he exited the mouth, there was a very strong smell of alcohol. I couldn't help covering my nose lightly, and looked at him with a frown. He was in his early twenties, wearing a famous brand, but he was aggressive and full of shame.
I put down the beer and Erguotou, looked at him and said coldly, "Let's go now, I can pretend I didn't see it."
"Are you meddling in your own business? Is it itchy?" As he spoke, he walked up aggressively.
Although the last time I fought was more than ten years ago, and I basically spent time in games and libraries when I was in college. I still have some composure and calmness.
When Xiaoyao Zhanshen rushed up aggressively and stretched out his hand to grab it, I dodged slightly sideways. This is a commonly used move in games. I didn't expect that I actually dodged, and I even habitually bent the elbow of my left hand It hit Xiaoyao Zhanshen's lower abdomen, and then hooked his feet.
Xiaoyao Zhanshen's face twisted and he fell two steps forward, vomiting out a lot of filth.
Seeing this, the three people behind him quickly walked around me to help Xiaoyao God of War, "Boss! Boss, how are you doing?"
Xiaoyao Zhanshen pushed one of them away and said, "What are you looking at! Why don't you go over and teach him a lesson?"
The person who was pushed away looked like a thin monkey, looked at me, then at the Happy God of War bent over and vomiting, stood there in a bit of a dilemma: "I...I..." Finally, he took a deep breath Clutching his fists, closing his eyes, "Ah~" he rushed up.
I pressed my eyelids slightly, and his movements seemed to be slowed down in my eyes. This move was too obvious and full of flaws.
I saw the timing right, before he rushed to the front and had no time to make a move, I strode forward and punched him in the lower abdomen.
This time even I was surprised, I never dreamed when my skills became so agile.
I looked at my hands in disbelief, and then looked up at him. The thin monkey's facial expression seemed to be in pain, and he endured it.Finally, he couldn't help retching a few times and threw up.
Fortunately, I had already seen that he was going to vomit, so I immediately stepped back a few steps, otherwise I would get dirty and find clothes to wear.
The other two saw that the thin monkey was also vomited from the beating, looked at each other, and took out their phones in unison!
I looked closely, move rescuers?
It seems that they are used to it. Every time they are bullied, they call for help, otherwise they would not be able to have such a tacit understanding.
I laughed a little, and it depends on whether you have time to press the number to move the rescuers!I stepped up and ran up, jumped up, put my foot on the hand of one of them, kicked the mobile phone in his hand out, then turned around and took pictures of the other person's mobile phone, and pressed it with the other hand. The God of War, who was vomiting, pushed him forward and tripped his feet, as if he was a catcher on TV, and pushed him to the ground, just on top of his pile of vomit.
"It's not good to spit like this in a public place! Wipe it clean!" I grabbed his clothes and pulled them back on the ground to wipe them.
The Xiaoyao Zhanshen was so drunk that he was a little unconscious and shouted something vaguely, but no one could understand what he said, so he muttered there like killing a pig: "You bitch, you dare to move!" Laozi...do you know who Laozi tm is?"
At this time, the person whose phone was kicked turned around and jumped up and hugged me, shouting loudly: "Shooting God, hit him!"
And that Xiaoyao Sheshen whose phone was taken off by me was stunned just now, and was still looking for the phone in a daze. After being called out like this, he woke up a little and didn't look for the phone. "Looking for death!" He punched me in the chest come over.
I wanted to break free from the grip of the person behind me, but his strength was too great, and I used all the strength of breastfeeding to hold him tightly, so I couldn't do anything for a while.
Xiaoyao Sheshen punched my chest, I thought it would be very painful, but in the end, it was limp, with no strength at all, and I didn't even feel any pain.
Xiaoyao Sheshen said with a flushed face, "Dare to hit our boss! You are impatient! You are looking for death! You are looking for death!" As he spoke, he launched the Shadowless Hand to hit him vigorously.
I couldn't help but be amazed. Couldn't it be a free shot? Is this a fight?Give me a massage.
I couldn't break free, so I had to fly up and kick it over.
However, it happened.
Xiaoyao Sheshen took a step forward for some reason. I was going to kick his stomach, but I didn't lift it properly and kicked him in the crotch.
This kid, whose eyes were about to pop out at the time, yelled, but didn't yell out, and lay down with his hands covering his crotch pants, curled up on the ground.
"Hey, are you alright?" the man behind him still yelled worriedly.
When he was distracted, I imitated the Hong Kong movies and said, "Worry about yourself first!" I stomped on his foot, and then moved it fiercely, the kid finally let go unbearably. Holding his feet, screaming like killing a pig, he fell down.
That Happy God of War must have really drank too much, and he didn't get up when he was lying on his stomach, as if he was about to fall asleep.
I squatted down in front of him, looking at his flushed face covered with unbearable filth, in a state of embarrassment, but yelling in a daze, I didn't bother to move him anymore.
I walked to the front of Xiaoyao Sheshen's cell phone that I photographed. The contact person displayed on the screen was Gongshen, and Gongshen's voice of "Hello, hello" came from the sound tube.
I picked it up with a smile, and put it on my lips: "Hello? Happy Bow God, right?"
The other end of the phone was obviously stunned, "Who are you? Why did you have his call?"
I said, "I'm Carmen 03!"
The other party was even more surprised, "What, you are Carmen 03? Why do you have a Sheshen mobile phone? What did you do to them? What do you want?"
"It's nothing, I just want to tell you that the four of them are all drunk! Now they are lying in the park by the lake like a dead fish..." I looked around and found that it is very close to Daxue Road, and there is a very iconic landscape The stone carving fish said, "Beside the stone carving fish! You'd better call someone to come and take them back quickly, otherwise the typhoon will come, and they will be washed into the lake to feed the fish!"
But Xiaoyao Gongshen kept asking: "What do you want?" He is really an ignorant child, and I am not a Taoist, what can I do?
Hanging up the phone, stuffing the phone back into Xiaoyao Sheshen's pocket, sighing and shaking his head, if his younger brother is disabled, he will probably hate me for the rest of his life.
Holding the wine and walking towards the old beggar, the thin monkey looked at me in surprise, "You, you, are you Carmen 03?"
I patted his shoulder, nodded, and kicked him gently on the shoulder, get on the ground!
I walked over easily, leaving only the scream of a thin monkey killing a pig behind me: "My clothes... Carmen 03, I am at odds with you!"
As soon as he exited the mouth, there was a very strong smell of alcohol. I couldn't help covering my nose lightly, and looked at him with a frown. He was in his early twenties, wearing a famous brand, but he was aggressive and full of shame.
I put down the beer and Erguotou, looked at him and said coldly, "Let's go now, I can pretend I didn't see it."
"Are you meddling in your own business? Is it itchy?" As he spoke, he walked up aggressively.
Although the last time I fought was more than ten years ago, and I basically spent time in games and libraries when I was in college. I still have some composure and calmness.
When Xiaoyao Zhanshen rushed up aggressively and stretched out his hand to grab it, I dodged slightly sideways. This is a commonly used move in games. I didn't expect that I actually dodged, and I even habitually bent the elbow of my left hand It hit Xiaoyao Zhanshen's lower abdomen, and then hooked his feet.
Xiaoyao Zhanshen's face twisted and he fell two steps forward, vomiting out a lot of filth.
Seeing this, the three people behind him quickly walked around me to help Xiaoyao God of War, "Boss! Boss, how are you doing?"
Xiaoyao Zhanshen pushed one of them away and said, "What are you looking at! Why don't you go over and teach him a lesson?"
The person who was pushed away looked like a thin monkey, looked at me, then at the Happy God of War bent over and vomiting, stood there in a bit of a dilemma: "I...I..." Finally, he took a deep breath Clutching his fists, closing his eyes, "Ah~" he rushed up.
I pressed my eyelids slightly, and his movements seemed to be slowed down in my eyes. This move was too obvious and full of flaws.
I saw the timing right, before he rushed to the front and had no time to make a move, I strode forward and punched him in the lower abdomen.
This time even I was surprised, I never dreamed when my skills became so agile.
I looked at my hands in disbelief, and then looked up at him. The thin monkey's facial expression seemed to be in pain, and he endured it.Finally, he couldn't help retching a few times and threw up.
Fortunately, I had already seen that he was going to vomit, so I immediately stepped back a few steps, otherwise I would get dirty and find clothes to wear.
The other two saw that the thin monkey was also vomited from the beating, looked at each other, and took out their phones in unison!
I looked closely, move rescuers?
It seems that they are used to it. Every time they are bullied, they call for help, otherwise they would not be able to have such a tacit understanding.
I laughed a little, and it depends on whether you have time to press the number to move the rescuers!I stepped up and ran up, jumped up, put my foot on the hand of one of them, kicked the mobile phone in his hand out, then turned around and took pictures of the other person's mobile phone, and pressed it with the other hand. The God of War, who was vomiting, pushed him forward and tripped his feet, as if he was a catcher on TV, and pushed him to the ground, just on top of his pile of vomit.
"It's not good to spit like this in a public place! Wipe it clean!" I grabbed his clothes and pulled them back on the ground to wipe them.
The Xiaoyao Zhanshen was so drunk that he was a little unconscious and shouted something vaguely, but no one could understand what he said, so he muttered there like killing a pig: "You bitch, you dare to move!" Laozi...do you know who Laozi tm is?"
At this time, the person whose phone was kicked turned around and jumped up and hugged me, shouting loudly: "Shooting God, hit him!"
And that Xiaoyao Sheshen whose phone was taken off by me was stunned just now, and was still looking for the phone in a daze. After being called out like this, he woke up a little and didn't look for the phone. "Looking for death!" He punched me in the chest come over.
I wanted to break free from the grip of the person behind me, but his strength was too great, and I used all the strength of breastfeeding to hold him tightly, so I couldn't do anything for a while.
Xiaoyao Sheshen punched my chest, I thought it would be very painful, but in the end, it was limp, with no strength at all, and I didn't even feel any pain.
Xiaoyao Sheshen said with a flushed face, "Dare to hit our boss! You are impatient! You are looking for death! You are looking for death!" As he spoke, he launched the Shadowless Hand to hit him vigorously.
I couldn't help but be amazed. Couldn't it be a free shot? Is this a fight?Give me a massage.
I couldn't break free, so I had to fly up and kick it over.
However, it happened.
Xiaoyao Sheshen took a step forward for some reason. I was going to kick his stomach, but I didn't lift it properly and kicked him in the crotch.
This kid, whose eyes were about to pop out at the time, yelled, but didn't yell out, and lay down with his hands covering his crotch pants, curled up on the ground.
"Hey, are you alright?" the man behind him still yelled worriedly.
When he was distracted, I imitated the Hong Kong movies and said, "Worry about yourself first!" I stomped on his foot, and then moved it fiercely, the kid finally let go unbearably. Holding his feet, screaming like killing a pig, he fell down.
That Happy God of War must have really drank too much, and he didn't get up when he was lying on his stomach, as if he was about to fall asleep.
I squatted down in front of him, looking at his flushed face covered with unbearable filth, in a state of embarrassment, but yelling in a daze, I didn't bother to move him anymore.
I walked to the front of Xiaoyao Sheshen's cell phone that I photographed. The contact person displayed on the screen was Gongshen, and Gongshen's voice of "Hello, hello" came from the sound tube.
I picked it up with a smile, and put it on my lips: "Hello? Happy Bow God, right?"
The other end of the phone was obviously stunned, "Who are you? Why did you have his call?"
I said, "I'm Carmen 03!"
The other party was even more surprised, "What, you are Carmen 03? Why do you have a Sheshen mobile phone? What did you do to them? What do you want?"
"It's nothing, I just want to tell you that the four of them are all drunk! Now they are lying in the park by the lake like a dead fish..." I looked around and found that it is very close to Daxue Road, and there is a very iconic landscape The stone carving fish said, "Beside the stone carving fish! You'd better call someone to come and take them back quickly, otherwise the typhoon will come, and they will be washed into the lake to feed the fish!"
But Xiaoyao Gongshen kept asking: "What do you want?" He is really an ignorant child, and I am not a Taoist, what can I do?
Hanging up the phone, stuffing the phone back into Xiaoyao Sheshen's pocket, sighing and shaking his head, if his younger brother is disabled, he will probably hate me for the rest of his life.
Holding the wine and walking towards the old beggar, the thin monkey looked at me in surprise, "You, you, are you Carmen 03?"
I patted his shoulder, nodded, and kicked him gently on the shoulder, get on the ground!
I walked over easily, leaving only the scream of a thin monkey killing a pig behind me: "My clothes... Carmen 03, I am at odds with you!"
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