I have a date with an NPC

I was terrified by the two of them,

But when the two of them also saw me through the lightning, they were also startled: "Are you a human or a ghost?"

Shit, you have the nerve to ask me that.

"Of course I'm a human! Are you a human or a ghost?" I asked back in shock.

"We're human too!" One of the short fat people touched his face and said, "Damn, why do you dress yourself up like a ghost or a ghost! It's the middle of the night, you want to scare people to death!"

I haven't talked about him yet, but he talked about me first.just me...

I looked down at myself, and was surprised to find that my clothes and pants were dirty to a horrible degree, and there was another place that was scratched by something. It really looked very embarrassing.

This cemetery is really filthy, didn't I just crawl between the tombstones?Do you want to be so exaggerated?

The tall man asked: "Little brother, why did you come to such a dead place by yourself in the middle of the night?"

As soon as I said this, I remembered it, and said angrily: "I was tricked! I was tricked. You two, which song are you singing?" I saw that they were all wearing gray Taoist robes. There are also faint traces of gossip.

The short fat man looked at himself and then at me, and boasted a little smugly, "We're here to catch ghosts!"

The tall man glanced at him and said displeasedly: "Don't talk nonsense, harmonious society!"

Humpty Humpty flinched, and said with a chuckle, "We are really here to catch that!"

I saw them chattering, and asked suspiciously: "Is there really that thing? Have you seen it?"

Humpty Dumpty saw that I was interested, so he said enthusiastically: "There are so many wonders in the world! Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist, and what you see may not be the whole truth. In our business, we must be faithful." ! Believe it or not..."

When I heard it, I felt like Liu Laoliu who told fortune-tellers by the park.

"Brother, do you believe me?" Humpty Humpty looked at me with sincere eyes.

Although the eyeliner of Captain Jack he painted made him look like a panda, I couldn’t help laughing after seeing it a few times, but in order to show my sincerity, I held back my head and said, "I believe it!"

"Brother, you really have a good eye! I really saw the right person!..."

Is it because I have good vision, or is it your good vision?I was confused by his words.

"You and I are destined, how about I make a fortune for you!" Seeing my face change slightly and I was still clutching my pocket, he immediately added, "I don't accept money, I don't accept money, don't worry!"

As soon as I heard that no money was charged, I felt relieved, "Then how will it be calculated?"

"Give me your hands!" Humpty Humpty turned around happily and crawled over, sitting beside me.

I held out my hands.

Humpty Humpty got up, turned on the flashlight, and took photos back and forth on my right hand, muttering along the palm lines in a serious way, nodding his head, and smelling it, as if it happened once thing,

"How?" I was still taken aback by his appearance, and asked with concern.

"Do you often masturbate with this hand?" Humpty Dumpty said inscrutablely.

My face changed, and then I exclaimed in surprise: "Great God, it's amazing!"

Humpty Humpty smiled shyly and said, "Actually, it's nothing, I'm just familiar with this smell!"

I am embarrassing!

The tall man laughed while driving: "As long as you are not left-handed, most people use their right hand!"

One word tells the truth!

Humpty Humpty said dissatisfied: "Brother, can you not expose me?"

The tall man continued to drive, and the short fat man continued, "Brother, you have a generous palm and can carry things but don't think about making progress. You are extremely smart and far-sighted but afraid of taking responsibility. You are extremely lucky and blessed but keep a low profile..."

"What about it in general?" Why did you "reject" all the good things you said.

"Generally speaking, it's the five-element calcium deficiency that hits you!" Humpty finally raised his head and said a little embarrassed.

……

The tall man hurriedly stepped on the brakes, but the road was slippery in rainy weather. Although he stepped on the brakes, he still slid several meters before stopping.

"Senior brother, what are you doing?" Humpty shouted angrily, covering his head.

The tall man sat on the driver's seat in a daze, his face was pale, his eyes were dull, and he said slowly after a long time: "I really want to hit someone!"

I couldn't help but frowned: Hit someone?But the car didn't have any obvious sense of stagnation due to impact, and in the middle of the night, on the county-level roads in the suburbs of the city under heavy rain, who would come to such a ghostly place?

"What? You hit someone! It's over, go down and see if you're dead?" Humpty Humpty said in a hurry, then he went to pick the car door, "Unlock it!"

"It's solved!" The tall man also went to push the door of the car, but he couldn't open it no matter what, "What's going on?"

I also hurriedly leaned against the door, grabbed the handle and pushed it hard, but I couldn't push it out. I pulled it a few times to no avail. The door seemed to be locked, and I couldn't push it open.

At this time, the tall man suddenly screamed: "Junior brother, what is that?"

The short fat man and I turned our heads and looked towards the front of the tall man's car at the same time. Under the light of the car lights, in the white rain, there seemed to be a black figure floating in front of our car at a very fast speed. passed, and disappeared into the woods beside the road.

Didn't even see what it was.

But at that moment, it seemed that a cold tingling sensation spread throughout my body, making me shiver.

Humpty Humpty turned around with great difficulty, "You, did you see it?"

I swallowed my saliva, nodded, and responded with difficulty, "En!"

"What is it?" Humpty Humpty asked with a pale face.

I regained my strength, took a deep breath and said, "I didn't see clearly!"

At this time, the tall man opened the door of the car and pushed it out, grabbed the flashlight from the front of the car and looked at the side of the road, but only saw the swaying grass and the pattering rain.

Humpty Humpty and I were too scared to move in the car.

The tall man turned to the front of the car with a flashlight, shined on the floor, and waved vigorously at us.

In desperation, Humpty Humpty and I also got out of the car, holding the car against the heavy rain and groping to the front of the car.

"What's the matter, brother?" Humpty Humpty shouted with difficulty.

The tall man shone a flashlight on the floor in front of the car, and pointed to the ground with his left hand.

Humpty Dumpty and I moved our eyes to the ground in front of the car at the same time. The rain washed the ground, but we could still see the bright red blood in the rain flowing from under the car.

I was stunned and felt a chill on my back.

"Blood?" Humpty Humpty called out in surprise, "Brother, did you kill someone?"

I looked suspiciously, the amount of blood must be too much, everyone has run away, why is there still so much blood?And it's raining so much!

I took the flashlight from the tall man's hand, squatted down and looked under the car.

After looking at it, I was so frightened that I sat down on the road, speechless in surprise.

"Car, there is, there is someone under the car!"