I have a date with an NPC

After the disturbed girl left, I helped the short fat man and said, "Why do you follow your master to be a Taoist priest?"

Humpty Humpty cried with snot and tears: "When I was young, I really liked playing peek-a-boo. As a result, an old man took a lollipop and asked me if I would like to go with him." Cat and cat! I was attracted by the lollipop at that time, so I nodded..."

Well, I see, why don't you tell the screenwriter about such a dramatic plot, if you dare, you can make another "Kung Fu" version of "Hide and Seek".However, this old Taoist priest was too ruthless, he just took away an ignorant boy with a lollipop.

"What about your family?" I couldn't help asking sympathetically, wanting to give him another lollipop.

"I have no family! I was in an orphanage when I was very young," Humpty Humpty said without regret.

"Then do you know your senior brother's experience?" It's a pity not to play basketball for being so tall.

The short fat man shook his head, "I don't know, my senior brother is usually a bit serious and doesn't like to talk! He has a long face, as if someone owed him money and hasn't paid him back. However, he is actually quite kind-hearted and takes good care of me. "

Looking at your figure, I can also guess how much he takes care of you. He takes care of you like his younger brother.

Because the common experience of a car accident gave us a feeling of sharing weal and woe, and he was not restrained when he spoke.

"By the way, Brother Lin, what do you do?" Humpty Humpty asked curiously.

"How do you know my name is Lin San?"

"I guess!" he said with a grin.

"Come on, don't think I don't know!" I looked at him contemptuously and said, just now the disturbed girl called "Brother Lin" and "Brother Lin", he is not deaf.

"Your parents gave you such a good name, Lin Zhishan, Lin Zhishan, there are mountains and forests, wide and deep but hidden, you are a master!" The fat man couldn't help sighing.

This time I was really touched, because I never told him my name, and even the upset girl only found out when I came to handle the wound registration yesterday, how did he know?

He said with self-pity: "Unlike me, my master gave me a nickname, Niu Shisan!"

I immediately felt that his master was an expert in the world, Niu Shisan, this name is really awesome, tall, really tall.

"Then what's your name, Senior Brother?" I was worried that this was another earth-shattering name.

"Ox Eleven!"

I was instantly petrified.

Bao Qiang’s name, I think Zhu Yuanzhang’s name was a number before he became famous, Zhu Chongba; his father’s name was Zhu Wusi, his grandfather’s name was Zhu Liusan, his grandfather’s father’s name was Zhu Siliu, his grandfather’s grandfather……

I sweated profusely and praised: "Good name!" I murmured in my heart: It really fits that person's naming habits, saves trouble, and uses all numbers, which is simple, easy to remember and has personality.

"You feel good too?" Niu Shisan asked suspiciously.

"Okay, really good!" I said from the bottom of my heart, "Especially your name, it's a very domineering and promising name!"

Niu Shisan didn't seem to realize what it meant, and it was no wonder that after staying in the cemetery with his master for a long time, it was easy to lose touch with society.

The upset girl came back with two sets of hospital gowns, threw one set to Niu Shisan and said, "Give me the money!"

Niu Shisan said in embarrassment: "I really don't have one! How about I tell you a fortune teller! I'm very smart!"

The upset girl said carelessly: "I already know what I want to know, there is nothing I want to know! You'd better pay me obediently, a set of hospital clothes is 80 yuan!"

Niu Shisan Lai couldn't help it, so he had to say, "Give it to me when my master comes!"

The upset girl handed me the clothes and said softly: "Brother Lin, I'll go outside, and call me after changing! Be careful not to move too much, and be careful of your waist!" She didn't mean that I was hurt, but What do you mean by my waist?

Niu Shisan looked like a starling.

"Brother, why do girls like you so much? Can you teach me two tricks?" Niu Shisan said kindly as soon as the upset girl left.

"Can Taoist priests pick up girls?" I asked suspiciously while changing clothes, "Isn't it to kill emotions and desires?"

"Can't Taoist priests?" Niu Shisan asked strangely, "Taoist priests are also human, and they also have emotions! Why don't they pick up girls?"

I am speechless, he can go clubbing whenever he wants, as long as his master allows him, nothing is a problem.

I don't know if the disturbed girl is deliberately messing with him or something, the hospital gown he is wearing is so tight that the buttons on the front of his stomach can't be buttoned, it looks nondescript.

The upset girl came in and said to me: "Brother Lin, I'm hungry, how about we go out for supper together?"

"Okay, okay, I'm already hungry!" Niu Shisan was drooling while talking.

The upset girl gave him a look of contempt: "I didn't call you again, why are you excited?"

Niu Shisan died immediately.

I also felt a little hungry. I was going to eat kfc, but I was tricked by Miss Ren to the cemetery, and I haven't eaten yet.So he nodded and said, "Take him there, it's tiring enough to watch him toss around all night! (I deliberately changed the subject) Are you okay if you are on duty and walk away for a while?"

"What's the matter? I'm not the only nurse in the whole hospital!" The upset girl said displeasedly, and then said to Niu Shisan: "You don't have to go, I'll bring you anything you want to eat! You are here Just wait, if that girl comes out, or if the doctor needs anything, you just do what they say! Understand?"

Niu Shisan gave me a pitiful look, and I said nothing: "Then you just wait here! I'll pack it up for you! It's true that no one can stay here!"

"Alright then!" Niu Shisan said aggrievedly.

The upset girl took the opportunity to happily take my arm and drag me out.

Along the way, she rubbed her boobs against my arm frequently to take advantage of me.

I was still a little unaccustomed to pulling my hand back. After all, I was not very familiar with it, but I accidentally touched it, and it was soft.

She patted me with her hand and said shyly: "I hate it! You think it's too small? Do you like sister Mingyue?"

I sweat, she really dares to say anything.

Murong Mingyue, the scale is really huge. I doubt that a person with such a serious imbalance can be a policeman?Don't you tremble when you run?

Or was it that the examiner at that time could no longer see anything but her breasts, which she had slobbered over?Or maybe the tight police uniform can better show the proud and straight chest. With Murong Mingyue at the police station, how many times will the work efficiency of the police station colleagues be improved?

"Seriously, how old are you?"