Diaosi's YY life

Seeing the astonishing appearance of the fruit-buying girl, Wang Xiaoer's wine suddenly woke up halfway: Damn, I've seen ugly ones, but I've never seen such ugly ones. Wearing so little at night is just trying to attract people to commit crimes. The first look is scary. I have to go backwards.It's really not how this crappy school Jiangmen University did it. It's so ugly, it's simply affecting the view.The impulse in Wang Xiaoer's heart that he had never had in the past three years was that he had never seen such an ugly girl, and he wanted to vomit.Based on this, I can no longer stay in Jiangmen.Grass!

Wang Xiaoer secretly made up his mind.

"Smelly rascal, you are taking advantage of me!" The fruit-buying girl squinted her eyes angrily. Turning his head, he shouted to a short and fat man who was buying supper not far away.

husband?Fuck me!Wang Xiaoer didn't expect that someone would fall in love with her being so ugly?wipe!

The short and fat boy was okay when he heard this, but someone dared to tease her when he was so ugly. It seemed that women were not reliable.Quickly ran over. [

When Wang Xiaoer saw the pudgy boy running over, he was completely dumbfounded. It's like a fish looking for a fish and a shrimp, and a turtle looking for a bastard. This is a perfect match!Wang Xiaoer was amazed inwardly.

Yang Ming and Guo Tao, who were sitting in the store, saw someone rushing towards Wang Xiaoer, and rushed out with wine bottles.

The short and fat boy ran to his girlfriend, seeing Wang Xiaoer's faintly visible tattoo, he was at a loss. Now that Yang Ming and Guo Tao had also occupied Wang Xiaoer's side, seeing Yang Ming's scary tattoo, he suddenly panicked up.

"Honey, this stinky rascal is taking advantage of me!" The girl who bought the fruit said coquettishly, putting her arm around the chunky boy's arm.

After hearing the girl's words, Wang Xiaoer and the others immediately felt goosebumps all over the floor. If they didn't get killed by someone, they would be disgusted to death by this ugly woman.

At this time, Wang Xiaoer's wine had been almost half awake from the shock of the girl with an amazing appearance, and he said very calmly: "I saw a mosquito lying on this beauty's buttocks, it seems to be taking advantage of your wife It's cheap, I just got angry and taught it a lesson." Hearing Wang Xiaoer call this girl a beauty, Yang Ming and Guo Tao suddenly felt an overwhelming urge.

"Wow—" After holding back for a long time, Yang Ming and Guo Tao couldn't hold back in the end, and turned around and vomited them all out.

"That's right," the short and fat boy looked up at Wang Xiaoer's hair, and said, "Thank you, big brother, for your kindness. I'll treat you to a drink some other day." After speaking, he pulled his girlfriend away.

"That stinking hooligan is obviously greedy for my wife's beauty and taking advantage of her. You even said to buy someone a drink. Are you a man?"

The perfectly matched ugly man and ugly woman had already gone a long way, and they heard the ugly woman scolding her short and fat boyfriend.

"Wow--"

"Wow--"

"Wow--"

After hearing these words, Wang Xiaoer and the others spit out in a muddled manner.

This short episode ended with the departure of the ugly man and the ugly woman, and Wang Xiaoer and the three returned to the small shop to continue drinking.

In the end, all three of them drank too much and went back to the dormitory with each other shoulder to shoulder.

The next day, when Wang Xiaoer woke up, it was already noon.In a daze, he got out of bed and went to the bathroom, and then washed his face to be more awake.

When I came out of the bathroom, I saw the empty dormitory, only myself and Yang Ming had something on their beds, and there were only boards left on other people's beds.

Guo Tao caught the eight o'clock train and left early, without saying hello to Wang Xiaoer.Yang Ming seemed to be crazy these days, he was looking for a job, and he woke up at nine o'clock in the morning for an interview. [

Wang Xiaoer sat down in front of the computer, turned on the computer and lit a cigarette.Taking the mobile phone, I found a text message on the mobile phone, which was sent by Guo Tao, and the time was eight o'clock in the morning.

I got on the train and sent text messages after I changed my mobile phone number at my hometown. I remember to keep in touch.

Wang Xiaoer smiled, and then deleted the text message.He has never had the habit of leaving text messages on his mobile phone, including call records.I logged on to Weibo on my mobile phone and saw that many people circled me. I opened it one by one and looked at it. Basically, it was some nonsense information, which was directly filtered out.

The homepage was refreshed, and I looked through it. There are forced demolitions everywhere, urban management beat people, and everyone has grievances.Whenever Wang Xiaoer sees these messages, he always feels that the world is dark and life is hopeless.

Wang Xiaoer was one of the first users of Weibo. He has been playing Weibo for more than two years now. The number and quality of his fans are also amazing, with nearly 300 million fans.

Since the word si appeared, Wang Xiaoer changed his Weibo name to si, but unfortunately someone already took it, so he changed it to "si is also crazy".

After swiping Weibo for a while, Wang Xiaoer felt a little hungry, and glanced at the time on his phone, it was almost a little faster.

Damn, it's all over, no wonder I'm hungry.

Wang Xiaoer cursed, then put on his shorts and vest and left the dormitory.The school meal card has already been handed in, and I took out my pocket, and there were only four pieces of one piece and one piece of five yuan left. When I went out, I took my bank card with me, ready to withdraw some money.

When I came to the ATM, I inserted the card and checked the balance.

Grass!When did Kari run out of money?

Wang Xiaoer cursed, took out his bank card, and then went to the supermarket in the school, scolded a bag of dianba and a piece of bread, after changing the money, Wang Xiaoer only had one yuan and fifty cents left on him.

Back in the dormitory again, Wang Xiao's second-hand bag had already eaten all the bread, so he took the water glass and went to the bathroom to get a glass of water and drank it.

"Uh..." Wang Xiaoer hiccupped, then walked out of the bathroom very satisfied, then sat in front of the computer, and started to download his love action movie again.

The waiting time is for chatting, and Wang Xiaoer, who is free and has nothing to do, will watch the news for a while, and check Weibo for a while, so as to pass the time that cannot be passed.

Unexpectedly, Wang Xiaoer clicked on the map of China, looking at the red five-pointed star on the map, Wang Xiaoer's heart moved: Yes, I will go to the capital Yanjing, not only my classmates, but the most important thing is that my elder sister is also there , when you run out of money, you can ask her for it.

Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoer hurriedly took out his mobile phone to call his sister Wang Xiaomei to tell her the good news about going to Yanjing, which might not be good news in the eyes of Wang Xiaoer's sister.

"Hey, beauty, guess who I am?" Wang Xiaoer put his feet on the table, leaned his whole body on the back of the chair, and then called his sister Wang Xiaomei in the most comfortable position.

"Get out!" Wang Xiaomei's second sister, Wang Xiaomei, roared angrily on the phone, "If you call to harass me again, I will call the police!"

Wang Xiaoer didn't hear right, what's wrong with the old lady?Just say a word and call the police?

"Sister, it's me!" Wang Xiaoer quickly identified himself.

"It's you bastard," Wang Xiaomei heard carefully that it was her younger brother Wang Xiaoer, "Why did you change your number again? How much do you plan to charge for this call?" [

After being reminded by her sister, Wang Xiaoer thought that now he only had one yuan and fifty cents left on his body.

"Sister, don't say that, it's as if I call you just to ask for money." Wang Xiaoer said with some dissatisfaction.

"You're almost ready!" Wang Xiaomei said, "Tell me, how much do you want?"

"Sister, I'm really not asking for money from you," Wang Xiaoer said with a playful smile, "I just want to tell you some good news!"

"Just you?" Wang Xiaomei pouted and said, "You can still have good news, unless the sun comes out from the west."

"Really," Wang Xiaoer said solemnly, "I'm going to Yanjing."

After finishing speaking, there was a long silence from Wang Xiaomei on the phone.

"Sister, are you so excited to hear this news that you don't know what to say?" Wang Xiaoer said with a smile after hearing no reply for a long time.

"This is not good news at all," Wang Xiaomei almost yelled, "You are cheating sister!"

When Wang Xiaoer heard this, it was a great injustice.So he quickly chatted with his elder sister Wang Xiaomei on the phone, and finally Wang Xiaomei asked in embarrassment, "Why are you here?"

"It's just these two days! The details haven't been decided yet, I'll call you when I arrive." Wang Xiaoer finally persuaded his sister Wang Xiaomei.

"Okay, I see. Give me a call before you come, and I will arrange your room and board then." Wang Xiaomei said.

"Okay, I know," Wang Xiaoer changed the subject and said, "Sister, I have something else to ask of you."

"What's the matter?" Wang Xiaomei asked warily.

"Lend me some money!"

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In the end, Wang Xiaomei was defeated and promised to give 1000 yuan to her younger brother Wang Xiaoer.

After solving the problem of where to go and travel around, Wang Xiaoer was in a good mood, feeling that the sky was so blue and the air was so fresh,

Wang Xiaoer spent the whole afternoon in love action movies, until the mobile phone on the table rang at [-] o'clock in the evening, Wang Xiaoer woke up from YY.

"Men's Paradise, hurry up!" Wang Xiaoer had just put the phone to his ear and heard such a sentence, when he heard a beeping busy tone from the phone.

Damn, this Yang Ming is like this every time he makes a phone call. If you say one more word, you will die!Wang Xiaoer cursed in his heart.

Wang Xiaoer changed a pair of sneakers, then went to the bathroom to wet his hair, then looked in the mirror and saw his own hair standing on end, looking energetic.

Wang Xiaoer went out very satisfied, then took some money from the school ATM, took a taxi and went straight to the man's paradise.

The driver drove very fast, and it didn't take long before he arrived at the gate of the man's paradise.

It would be great if it was higher!

Wang Xiaoer kept looking at the high-slit cheongsam welcoming guests at the door, thinking in his heart.

As soon as you enter the door, bursts of manic heavy metal music continue to hit people's eardrums.

Not long after he came in, he saw Yang Ming waving at him from a distance.Wang Xiaoer wobbled over and sat down.

"I found a job, let's celebrate it today." Yang Ming leaned into Wang Xiaoer's ear and shouted loudly, "By the way, I'll sell your first night too!"