Farm Fairy Dog

Most of the weddings are held at night. In the past, they carried lanterns and walked dozens of miles of mountain roads to welcome the bride home. Now that the road is cleared, naturally there is no need to walk.Go out and get into the wedding car directly.

Although the road was passed, it was not easy to walk, and there were some bumps along the way.Laiwang was riding an off-road vehicle, but it was nothing.The wedding car is a small sedan with a relatively low chassis, scraping the ground from time to time.

"The road is too bumpy, and the road will have to be repaired at that time, otherwise how can the vegetables in the mountains be transported out? I'm afraid they will become pickles before they reach Zhaojiatun." Laiwang said.

"But the bumps are fine. The bride is so intimate with the bride." Zhao Haiping laughed.

"Your brain is full of bad water." Laiwang said.

"Laiwang, you are wrong to say that. When we were young, we counted you as the most naughty in the village. Whichever family in the village married a new daughter-in-law, I counted you as the neatest." Zhao Haiping immediately revealed The old bottom of Laiwang.

The car bumped all the way, and some girls who were sending them off to their relatives vomited so badly that they could not vomit their stomachs out.

After finally arriving at Zhaojiatun, Laiwang hurriedly said, "You guys hurry up and help others. If you say no, you can leave a good impression in their minds. Many people are not planning to go out to work next year. No fat will be left behind." Outsider Tian, ​​this is a good opportunity to come to your door, those who have no match can seize the opportunity. If you have a wife, don't add "mess". It's almost Chinese New Year, don't make a fuss."

In the past, when newcomers came to the door, they took a sedan chair, but now they take a wedding car, but the rules are the same. [

When getting off the sedan chair, Liu Ying came over and shouted happily, "Newcomers, please get up. The nobleman got off the sedan chair, stretched out his hand to trace the flowers, and invited the nobleman to come."

At this time, Zhao Yulong helped Jin Ling get out of the car.Jinling was motion sick all the way, her hands and feet were weak.The whole body is hung on Zhao Yulong's body.

Laiwang bent over with heartless laughter.

A few girls had already arrived in Zhaojiatun, waiting aside to help the new couple.

When entering Zhao Yulong's new house, Liu Ying shouted loudly again, "As soon as you enter the living room, raise your head, and the five-colored velvet beads will hang down, and on the golden steps you walk, a dragon gate and double doors will open."

When I arrived at the main room of Zhao Yulong's house, a couplet was hung on both sides of the main room.The previous sentence, longevity and wealth; the next sentence.The house is full of gold and jade.

At this time, the sky was already bright, and the bride and groom were sitting in the room waiting for the relatives and friends who were watching the ceremony to come together. When the time came, the official worship began.

The officiant sang loudly, "Worship to the hall. The day is auspicious and the time is good. The heaven and the earth match, the sisters and sisters form a pair, and the family is passed on from generation to generation. Mother, hand in a cup and drink, and your hair will grow."

After the worship is over, the banquet begins.The bride and groom have to toast.This toast has something to pay attention to.

The presiding officiant sang first, "This glass of wine first respects the heavens. The happy event coincides with a sunny day. Today, we are married and have good luck. The couple has been in love for 100 years. This glass of wine is toast to the earth. The time and place are right and people are happy. The bride is so happy and happy Husband and wife. The glass of wine is full of happiness. The groom holds the wine to his father. The father drinks the wine in the glass. The daughter-in-law is filial and happy. The glass of wine is full of joy. The groom holds the wine to toast his mother. The mother drinks the wine in the glass and smiles I often open Lejiang..."

The etiquette of this marriage is very cumbersome, but also very lively.But the most exciting thing is after the etiquette is done.Send the newlyweds into the bridal chamber.Everyone broke into the bridal chamber and made a fuss.

Everyone was making noise in the room, Zhao Yulong and Jin Ling were not in a hurry.

"Laiwang, why don't you say that kid Yulong is not in a hurry?" Zhao Haiping asked.

Laiwang laughed and said, "It's just like taking a bus. Some people buy the ticket first and then get on the bus, and some people get on the bus first and then buy the ticket. Now it's fashionable to take the bus first and then buy the ticket. If you start late, you might not be able to wait until you buy the ticket." When it was time, someone else would have already taken the seat.”

Everyone burst into laughter. [

Jin Ling's sisters gritted their teeth with hatred.

"Hey, you, why are you like this? This is someone's new house, why are you talking about indecent things." A big girl with a big braid rushed over and said viciously to Laiwang.

Laiwang laughed straight, "Big sister, why are you in a hurry. Isn't it the same whether the couple take the bus first or buy the ticket first? Could it be you?"

"You, you, shameless." The girl blushed and said angrily.

Luo Jinxuan was also watching the fun in the bridal chamber, and hurried over, "Laiwang, why are you bullying other girls?"

Laiwang scratched his head, "I was just joking."

"Let's go. They want, want..." Luo Jinxuan was not as thick-skinned as Laiwang, and she was embarrassed to say it.

"En, let's go." Laiwang pulled Luo Jinxuan out of the bridal chamber.

After leaving the bridal chamber, she didn't rush to leave and stopped in the yard.

"Let's go. What are you still doing here?" Luo Jinxuan asked.

"Listen to the wall! But I'm worried, Yulong won't be so impatient. The two of them ordered raw rice to be cooked." Laiwang laughed.

Luo Jinxuan pinched Laiwang's waist, then pulled Laiwang out.

Laiwang was very sorry, "Look, such a good opportunity. It's so rare."

"Don't look." Luo Jinxuan's hand moved from her waist to her ear at some point.

Laiwang hurriedly said, "Don't, don't, don't, people see it, how can I see people in the future? I don't see it, can't I?"

Jingui also arrived at Zhao Yulong's courtyard at some point.

"Uncle Lai Wang, you don't listen to the wall anymore? It's really shameful to let the mother-in-law take care of you."

Laiwang ran over and grabbed Jingui by the ear, and slapped Jingui's butt a few times.

"Auntie, auntie, my uncle hit me. Help!" Jingui shouted.

Luo Jinxuan is now able to understand the local dialect, so she naturally understands what Jingui is talking about, and said with a smile, "You little brat also came to listen to the wall, you deserve to be beaten!"

"If my Aunt Biqing was here, she would definitely help me." Jingui said immediately.

"If Biqing is here, I'm afraid I'll hit you three more times on your little ass." Laiwang walked out directly holding Jingui's collar.

"Jingui, you song brat. Don't come after calling you, but you still have to come. If you don't learn well, I will go back and clean you up." Zhao Xiaobing was helping out with the wine in Zhaojiatun today, and he just finished his work at this time.

"I didn't learn well. Dad, aren't you slapping Uncle Wang in the face? Didn't you always say that Uncle Lai Wang often listens to others and plays pranks? But Uncle Lai Wang has become a big boss now." What? Why didn't you learn well?" Jingui said.

Laiwang and Luo Jinxuan burst out laughing.

Laiwang threw Jingui to the ground, "I was not as bad as you at that time! Only your old man, Zhao Xiaobing, was a bad boy. Otherwise, there would be nowhere like you."

"Laiwang, when are you going to do something?" In fact, Zhao Xiaobing regretted it just after he finished speaking.

Fortunately, Jingui was making trouble at the side, "Uncle Laiwang, on the day you enter the bridal chamber, I will definitely throw a smoke into your room, so that you can escape from the room with your butt naked."

This was done by Laiwang. Someone in the village got married, and when Laiwang went to watch the excitement, he was kicked out.This guy threw a ball of burning chili packets directly into the room.Smoked the couple out of the room directly.It took many years for this matter to be told by a few grown-up brats.

Luo Jinxuan looked at Jingui with some resentment.She was also a little disappointed, she was thinking in her heart, will the bride of Laiwang be me?

Laiwang chuckled, "I will invite you to drink when I get married in the future, but Jingui is not allowed to come."

"If you don't let me come, I won't come? You don't even know I'm coming! If you don't let me come, my aunt will let me come." Jingui is not afraid of Laiwang's threat at all.

The sender has to stay with the groom's house for three days and return on the third day.But when you want to go, it's not so easy to go.

There is a custom of singing at the bride's house, but there is a custom of begging for songs at the groom's house.

At the beginning, the people on the bride's side wanted to thank the groom's family for their hospitality, and sang, "Ye Yeqing, Liu Yeqing, a family of relatives and friends. I will take good care of you for a long time, and I will return today for a long time. accompany."

But the groom's family naturally couldn't let him leave so easily.What's more, there are several young women who came with the bride.Now all good girls want to marry in Zhaojiatun.Although the neighboring villages are gradually joining the Daofuwang Group, everyone knows that the boss is in Zhaojiatun, and the road in the town has also been built to Zhaojiatun.

"I heard a magpie cry the day before yesterday, and the nobleman came to my valley. I didn't have good wine to treat the distinguished guest, and I felt ashamed. Don't walk fast, the distinguished guest, and listen to me singing the mountain song. You are a rich family, and now you are coming to a poor family. , one is cold from the wind and cold, the other is frightened by night watch, the house is secluded and narrow, the seats are disrespectful,..." This is to ask for a song.

None of the people in this mountain is afraid of getting into trouble, and everyone knows that asking for songs is not so easy to get rid of.This custom has always been here.Therefore, you answered me on both sides, and went back and forth for dozens of rounds, but there was no winner or loser.

At this time, the middle-aged and elderly people will step aside and let the young people communicate.Many couples fall in love freely through antiphonal songs.

Sing here: A single tree can't make a forest, and a single light grass can't be bright.The rope must be rubbed with two strands, and two people are needed to sing.

The other side responded immediately, "If you want me to sing or not, I have a golden lock locked in my arms. As soon as your key arrives, open the golden lock and sing."

Here it is sung again, "How can a crow match a phoenix, and how can flowers be 'inserted' on cow dung. Since ancient times, adopting a daughter to seek wealth and honor, and using an earthen jar as a pillow is a fantasy."

The other side replied, "How can there be iron that does not burn red, how can there be cotton that does not fluff. How can there be a hoe dug into a well, and the cold water will slowly thicken the tea."

Seeing that the other side was right, he hurriedly said, "Laiwang, you are playing the song, why haven't you sung it yet? If we lose to them, our Zhaojiatun lads will be ashamed of themselves."

Laiwang had no choice but to bite the bullet and said, "It won't be a pig, it won't be a cow, and it will be a flowered pillow when it dies. I stay on the bed with my sister during the day, and sleep with my sister at night."

The girls over there blushed, but they didn't back down. The long whip stood up and said, "Please come in if the lover wants to come, even if the husband is cruel. If you don't beat or scold, follow one, beat and scold and drag a group." .”

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