Farm Fairy Dog

() "Yulong, how about, like this, let's divide the tasks between the two, one in the first half of the night and the other in the second half of the night. The first half of the night is until 2:[-] am. The second half of the night is naturally from [-]:[-] am to dawn. We don't take advantage of you, let You choose." Lai Wang said.

Zhao Yulong shook his head and refused straight away, "No. My dad asked us to keep watch. If I go to sleep, who knows if you will take the opportunity to make trouble?"

"Why are you so stupid? If I'm making trouble, you just have to stare at me when I'm sleeping. But if it's a haunting at this time, it has nothing to do with me. When I'm on watch, I won't be making trouble. You don't You can sleep with peace of mind. You choose. Otherwise, if the troublemaker doesn’t come out, we don’t know how long we will keep guarding.” Laiwang said.

Zhao Yulong thinks about it too. Although he has always suspected that Laiwang is playing tricks, if it is not Laiwang who is doing the tricks but someone else, or there are really ghosts, wouldn't the two of them have to stick around forever.

Therefore, sooner or later, they will be distributed according to what Laiwang said.

"Then I'll keep watch until midnight!" Zhao Yulong said.

"You should think about it. I heard from Leader Luo and the others that the 'ghosts' came out to make trouble in the middle of the night." Laiwang laughed.

"I'll choose midnight."

Zhao Yulong had made up his mind, he could watch TV with Leader Luo by staying up late at night.When leader Luo went to bed, he would have to watch for an hour or two at most.Although the second half of the night is relatively short, it takes at least four hours from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] am, and the weather is very cold now, so it is not very pleasant to come out of the bed.

"That's fine. I'll keep watch in the middle of the night." Laiwang was also straightforward.

Laiwang stood up and went to He Biqing's bathroom.

"What are you doing?" Leader Luo asked.

"I haven't bathed for many days. I'm going to take a hot bath. It's a pity that I didn't bring a change of clothes." Laiwang took off his new cotton clothes and went to the bathroom.

"Wait a minute." Leader Luo hurriedly stopped him.

"What's wrong?" Laiwang stopped.

"I, I'm going to clean up." Leader Luo hurried to the bathroom.

"It's just a shower, is it necessary to be so troublesome?" Laiwang was a little confused.

"I told you to wait for a while. I'm afraid you'll get your clothes dirty." Zhao Yulong said casually.

Laiwang immediately understood why Leader Luo was so nervous, "Hey, Yulong, guess what Leader Luo is doing?"

"Just go clean up the bathhouse." Zhao Yulong is not an idiot, and he understood it all at once, but he is a person who has been to university, and his quality is different from Laiwang.

Laiwang laughed and said, "You, Zhao Yulong, are hypocritical. You don't dare to say what's on your mind. Isn't it just packing up some clothes you're wearing inside?"

"Laiwang, let me tell you, you are really vulgar. Your quality is so fucking low." Zhao Yulong looked at Laiwang with some disdain.

"We are uneducated, so it's normal to have a low quality, but even though our quality is low, we still have a conscience. I've never done anything without an asshole in my life," Laiwang said.

"You haven't done it, so I did it?" Zhao Yulong said.

Laiwang squeezed his new cotton-padded clothes with his hands, "This cotton-padded clothes are really warm. So many new cotton-padded clothes, why are you keeping them in your house? I said that relatives who visited your house this year will wear new cotton-padded clothes when they come back. "

"Laiwang, don't talk nonsense, our family didn't give away the relief supplies from above." Zhao Yulong said.

"I didn't say anything. Why are you in such a hurry? Leader Luo, have you packed your underwear?" Laiwang asked.

Leader Luo rolled his eyes at Laiwang, his face was flushed, he lived here with a girl for the past two days, and some personal things were directly placed in the bathroom.It would be embarrassing for a man to see this.Although we are from the city, those from the city can't just let men look at those things.

"It's packed. Hurry up and wash it. Wash it clean, or the bed will be dirty at night." Leader Luo said.

"I won't share the same bed with you at night, why are you so nervous?" Laiwang was a little confused.

Leader Luo wanted to kick this rascal, "I mean don't dirty He Biqing's bed."

"En." Lai Wang replied.

"Laiwang, bring the water to a boil. You probably need boiling water to boil it. Do you want me to borrow a scraper from Zhao Laoliu's family?" Zhao Yulong laughed.

Zhao Laoliu is a butcher in Zhaojiatun, and the scraper is used to shave pigs.Zhao Yulong is ironically treating Laiwang like a pig.

"Didn't Zhao Laoliu go to your house? Uncle Shengcai said that your family has two fat pigs that are going to be slaughtered for meat." Laiwang laughed.

Laiwang didn't give Zhao Yulong a chance to fight back, he got into the bathroom and slammed the door behind him.Women in the city are really fragrant, and there is an endless aftertaste when entering this bathhouse.

Leader Luo couldn't understand the jokes of the country people. The jokes were based on a certain context. The humor of the country people was somewhat confusing to the city people.Leader Luo didn't know why these two people were giggling there.She even wondered if these two guys were taking the opportunity to satirize her underwear incident just now.Therefore, Leader Luo held a grudge against Zhao Yulong as well.

Zhao Yulong didn't know that he was also shot lying on the sofa, but he still showed his kindness to Leader Luo graciously.

"Leader Luo, you can rest assured to sleep tonight, we will take care of it here."

Luo Jinxuan said calmly, "Then I will trouble you. I haven't slept well these two days, so I'll go to bed first."

"Okay, then go to bed first!" Zhao Yulong felt very regretful, originally thinking that he could spend more time with the goddess by staying in the middle of the night.

After a while, Laiwang came out warmly washed, wiping his face with a towel as he walked.

Leader Luo suddenly rushed down from upstairs again, snatching the towel from Future Wang's hand, "You bastard, this is my bath towel."

Laiwang was taken aback for a moment, and immediately yelled, "Damn, it's really unlucky! The girls in this city are really too, they hang all the towels in one place, and I even picked a newer one on purpose. It's really unlucky!"

People in the village believe that touching women's underwear, bath towels and the like will be bad luck.Because these things will touch the filthiest parts of women.So extremely taboo.No wonder Laiwang had such a big reaction.

But Luo Jinxuan was even more wronged, who knew that this bastard would use towels indiscriminately?Thinking about taking a bath with the towel I used to wipe my whole body for a strange man, and holding it to smell it, don't mention how awkward it is.I also had goosebumps all over my body.

"You are such a bastard!" Luo Jinxuan angrily threw the towel into a trash can, and then angrily rushed into the room.

"Laiwang, didn't you go too far with the shit?" Zhao Yulong walked over and pointed at Laiwang's head.It seemed that Lai Wang took advantage of him.

Laiwang felt that he was the victim, and felt wronged.This year is also ready to do a big business.This time, I wiped my face with a bath towel. I guess this year is going to be bad luck.I'm afraid this career will be successful.

"Go away. I'm annoying!" Lai Wang gave Zhao Yulong a look.

Zhao Yulong took a few steps back, but said in his mouth, "What? You still dare to do something? Who is afraid of whom?"

Zhao Yulong retreated one step after another.

Laiwang chuckled, "You're an idiot, how dare you be a hero to save the beauty?"

When Laiwang went upstairs, he thought to himself, although today is a little unlucky, the towels are really delicious.

The light was still on in He Biqing's room, and Luo Jinxuan should be sleeping in that room.Laiwang stopped at the door, wondering if we should be more generous and apologize to others.But after thinking about it, people in the city may not care about our apology, and we don't need to stick to their cold ass with a hot face.

Hearing the footsteps outside, Luo Jinxuan thought, this bastard probably wants to come and apologize, but it can't just let it go, this time the girl has suffered such a big loss, how can she get over it so easily?Thinking about the towel that she came to Langli County and carefully selected in the supermarket in the provincial capital, Luo Jinxuan felt a little uncomfortable.

Luo Jinxuan had several ways to deal with it, but she didn't expect that the footsteps just stopped at the door for about two seconds, and then went to the side.

"That bastard went to sleep peacefully without apologizing!" Luo Jinxuan was furious at that moment.She thought of Laiwang's look when he knew it was his bath towel.As if he still suffered a big loss.

"What a bastard!" Luo Jinxuan threw the pillow she was holding onto the bottom of the bed.It was as if the pillow had become prosperous at this time.But if the pillow is from Laiwang, wouldn't the two of them have rolled into the same bed?

Laiwang didn't know that there was such a tortuous and tangled process in the next room. He opened the door, and there was a faint raw smell in the room.If no one lives for a long time, coupled with the heavy humidity in the countryside, it is easy to get mold and mildew.

Laifu got out of nowhere, it was used to sleeping next to Laiwang, but Laiwang felt that it was not suitable tonight.

"We took a shower today. If you don't take a shower, you can't go to sleep in someone else's bed? How about I put you in that space?" Laiwang asked Laifu's opinion very mincingly.

Laifu didn't seem to understand Laiwang's words today, instead it jumped onto the bed before Laiwang.Naturally, there was only a bare mattress on the bed.Laifu is going to lie on the bed.

"Come down, you prodigal dog. How can a dog still sleep on the bed? You didn't take a bath." Laiwang felt superior today, because he took a bath by himself, which was different from a dog.

Laifu didn't understand Laiwang's psychological changes, and thought it was not the same as a bed?Why can't I sleep?

"Come down." Laiwang was about to hug Lai Fu down.

Laifu's feet were indeed a bit dirty, leaving several plum blossom-shaped footprints on the mattress.

"Wow woof, woof woof." Laifu was a little unhappy.

But soon it found out that it was thrown into the primordial dimension, grunted aggrievedly, and ran to the peanut field to plan peanuts again.