Farm Fairy Dog

() is a man, he will not admit in front of people that he is afraid of his wife, especially those men who are really afraid of their mother-in-law, even if they kneel on the washboard at home every day, they still have to pretend to be a man in front of people.In the legend of Yidushui Village, there was a man who was afraid of his mother-in-law. One day he did something wrong and his mother-in-law was going to enforce the family law, but the man got under the bed directly.The mother-in-law said, "You are a big man, you dare not come out under the bed, you are so embarrassed! Hurry up and let me out!" But Jipin said confidently, "A man, if you can't tell, you won't come out!"

This Zhao Shengcai is also notoriously afraid of his wife, and he is also a person who loves face to death.Naturally, I couldn't hear Laiwang's joke, "Ghost boy, you know how to play. When has I ever been afraid of my wife? My mother-in-law is usually afraid of me at home. If you don't believe me, come to my house with me. If my mother-in-law dares to talk In other words, look at me and slap her!"

The people from Zhaojiatun who came to help were giggling after hearing Zhao Shengcai's words.

"Secretary Mazi. Hurry back and fan him! Your mother-in-law said that if you can show this kind of masculinity one day, she will be willing to let her kneel down and lick you." Not one or two.As soon as Zhao Shengcai blew the bullshit, those watching the excitement immediately started booing.

"I'm too lazy to tell you, my mother-in-law can't say such a thing. Unless her skin is itchy!" Although Zhao Shengcai vented a little confidence, he still gritted his teeth.

It took a lot of effort for Laiwang to finally clear away the beams, citrus bark, tiles, and bricks in the room, and finally turned out the rice jar placed in the corner.The lid of the rice jar was still tightly closed. Laiwang lifted the lid and saw that the white rice inside had not been spoiled at all.

"My dear mother, I finally have my rations." Laiwang grinned while holding the rice jar.

"Laiwang, your little food is useless. Getting the relief money is the real business," Zhang Kaiquan said.

"You know what. The relief money, who knows when it will come down. If I don't have this rice, I will have to drink the northwest wind." Laiwang said.

Laiwang held the rice jar and put it aside, not realizing the weight of the rice jar at all.

Zhao Shuliang looked at Laiwang a little strangely, "Why did your baby suddenly become so strong? The rice jar must weigh at least 150 or [-] kilograms. You picked it up so easily. Could it be that it's empty?"< The family bought [-] catties of rice, and they haven't eaten a third of it yet. "Laiwang said. Laiwang only spoke half of the words, and he was stunned on the spot. At this time, he realized that the rice and earthen jars in his hands weighed more than one hundred kilograms. Laiwang usually did not do any heavy work. I don't have much strength in my hands. How can I suddenly be able to carry such a heavy thing?

"I just found out now that besides Zhao Mazi, the bragging in our village is that you are also here. You must be an empty jar." Zhao Shuliang naturally wouldn't believe it. He walked over and lifted the lid of the earthen jar, staring immediately. Big eyes.Inside the earthen jar, white rice filled more than half of the jar.

"You put it down, you put it down, I'll try it. What's going on here?" Zhao Shuliang was very puzzled.

Laiwang found a flat place and put the crock down easily.He himself didn't understand how he became a strong man overnight.Laiwang put it more casually, and things weighing more than 100 kilograms were just dumped directly on the soil.The soil flat was soaked in the rain all night, and it was full of water, so it was very soft.The earthen jar made a deep depression directly on the soil.

Zhao Shuliang waited sternly, spread his legs, stood on a stake, then held the earthen jar with both hands, tried the weight, but he couldn't move the earthen jar.

"Shuliang, use some strength. It's not as big as your mother-in-law's tonnage!" Some folks next to him booed.

Zhao Shuliang used it for a while, his neck was a little red, and he stood on the stake a little more firmly, holding the earthen jar with both hands and exerting force. This time, he finally lifted the earthen earthen jar off the ground, but Zhao Shuliang couldn't stand upright. Then suddenly felt a sudden bang in the waist.

"Oops!" Zhao Shuliang slammed the crock on the ground heavily, and then touched his waist in pain.The force was too strong just now, Zhao Shuliang shivered.

"Haha. Shuliang, did you plant thatch again last night? You can't even be a young man like Laiwang." Others joked again.

"Gouri, your level, you can try it if you have the ability. Gouri's weight is a full two hundred catties, and it hit my waist." Zhao Shuliang scolded.

There are really unbelievers.Starting from Zhao Haiping, there were four or five people taking turns to play in a row. Although the result was better than Zhao Shuliang, no one was able to hold the earthen pot and take a step.

"Laiwang, what tonic did you take last night? Why did you gain so much strength all of a sudden?" Zhao Shuliang asked while rubbing his waist.

"My strength has always been so great. As far as my family is concerned, I am already very optimistic without taking pesticides. Can I still take tonics?" Laiwang said angrily.

Zhao Haiping is about the same size as Laiwang, and they grew up together. In the past few years, they worked outside and gained a lot of strength. He naturally didn't believe that Laiwang's strength was so strong, "Laiwang, you are not talking nonsense Gossip? Why have you been so strong since you were young? At that time, I beat you up every day, why didn't I see you fight back?"

"Haiping, you bastard, you have the nerve to say that you are two years older than you, and you always move your brother out. If I beat you someday, will your brother Haigen, that bastard, beat me to death? "At that time, Laiwang was no match for Haiping, who was two years older than him, but naturally Laiwang would not admit it.

At that time, Haiping bullied him a lot. Because he was two years older and much stronger, in the future Wang would be pushed to the ground and his neck would be stuck and he would come and call Wang.Laiwang is very stubborn, and refuses to cry.Instead, he shouted, "This world is in chaos, my son is going to beat me!" The more Laiwang screamed, the more Haiping beat him.

Laiwang was still rummaging while talking, and after a while, he had dug out a pile of clothes from the ruins.These clothes were very old, even slightly tattered, mixed with muddy water, just like the garbage picked up from the garbage dump.

"Laiwang, why are you picking up those rags? I still have some old clothes at home. I'll bring them to you later, although they are a bit old. They are better than your rags." Zhao Sande's son works in the city, and some He couldn't wear the old clothes, so he took them home and gave them to Zhao Sande to wear.

"It's better for me to wear my own clothes. These clothes are still wearable after washing and drying them." Laiwang ignored the persuasion of the neighbors, and continued to dig out the clothes one by one.When he found a piece of yellow khaki cloth clothes, Laiwang smiled and took out two hundred-yuan bills that looked a bit awkward from his pocket.Already completely soaked and stuck together, Laiwang carefully separated the two bills, then unfolded the bills and put them on his face, not caring about the coldness brought to his skin by the bills.

After finding the only savings in the family, Laiwang had nothing to gain after that, and there was not a single bowl left in the kitchen.The plastic basin also turned into pieces. The plastic bucket looked intact, but there was a hole the size of a duck egg at the bottom.

Laiwang was a little disappointed and threw the plastic bucket on the ground. He had to buy almost all the daily necessities at home. He didn't know if the 200 yuan in his hand was enough.

Laiwang found a snakeskin bag to pack all the collected and useful things, and put them directly on top of the earthen pot. He didn't plan to carry these things back and forth.

He Biqing watched Laiwang's every move and asked, "Laiwang, where are you going to live?"

"Sister-in-law Qing. I'm going to move to Shanshen Temple." Laiwang fixed everything, and took a complicated look at the place where he lived since he was a child.Many memories slowly dissipated with the collapse of this old house.

"It's not good for you to live in someone's house in the village for a while? The mountain temple is older than your old house. If it collapses at any time, you can't even save your life. You are not so lucky every time .” He Biqing said.

"Sister-in-law Qing, whether or not there is any relief money from above is a matter of no avail. I also have no money to repair the house. If I live in someone else's house, it will not happen for a while. After a long time, others will I don’t like it, and I don’t feel comfortable living there. It’s better to live in the mountain temple.” Laiwang smiled, and was about to pick up the earthen pot and leave.

"Why don't you stay at my house!" He Biqing was anxious, and said a word without thinking.

"Hehe, I would like to. But I think we are a little too fast." Lai Wang was taken aback, but soon became glib.

Laiwang's joke made He Biqing less embarrassed.As soon as those words were uttered just now, the eyes of the people in Zhaojiatun immediately became a little more complicated.

He Biqing naturally reacted immediately, "You bastard, my mother, I see that you have no place to live, and my old house has always been empty, so you have a place to shelter from the wind and rain."

"Forget it. My self-control is so high. If one day I accidentally go to the wrong room and something happens, it will not end well." Laiwang laughed.

"That's not better. Anyway, the two of you happen to have a mortar and a mortar pit." Zhao Shuliang booed.

"Laiwang, you bastard, you go to your mountain temple, it's better to let the ghost lady recruit you. What! A real dog bit Lu Dongbin, and I don't know kind people." Widow Qing turned around and left Man, seems very angry.

Laiwang looked at He Biqing's back and smiled, squatted down and hugged the earthen pot, stood up suddenly, and walked towards the mountain temple.