Fake Mechanic

() At six o'clock in the morning, a ray of artificial light broke through the darkness and began to scan the nine-square-meter room.

It is better to say that it is a room than an airtight iron can.

Just when the three-dimensional scanning light gradually deviated from the projection hole, and was about to hit the fat man's face, he who was sleeping suddenly opened his eyes, turned over and got out of bed, as if he had calculated it carefully, no coincidence Just avoided the scanning beam controlled by the program for daily recording.

The quilt was dragged to the ground by a body weighing nearly two hundred catties. The fat man didn't care. His eyes that were originally full of energy suddenly turned sleepy again. After stretching, he looked back at the bed and smiled with satisfaction. up.

The jade body lay across the bed, and a naked blonde woman seemed to feel a bit of coolness, lazily changed her sleeping position, the majestic twin peaks on her chest bounced, and the bright red two o'clock quickly stood up in the 26-degree constant temperature air.

<Light bursts out.

"You can stay in bed in a broken hotel with ten credits a night?"

The woman smiled, seeming to be interested in talking, "I'm spending the night with you, not this bed, what does it matter."

She sat up, sat on the edge of the bed and began to comb the long hair behind her head with both hands. The tall and delicate body made the fat man couldn't help but slip a few more eyes, his eyes were blurred.

Just as he was about to go up and touch it, the fat man's ears suddenly moved invisibly, and he began to put on his clothes quickly as if he heard something.

"What's wrong?" The woman was a little curious.

"It's nothing, those grandsons have learned to be good, and know to come here to find someone."

The fat man hopped and dressed in a seemingly clumsy but extremely fast movement. It took less than five seconds, and then he smiled and blew a kiss to the stunned beauty by the bed, and said, "I have to go, otherwise It will be troublesome to be bumped into by the grandchildren, goodbye, thank you for your hospitality last night."

Just as the woman was about to say something, the airtight door of the iron jar opened, and the fat man jumped out without looking back with a quick movement that didn't fit his appearance.

The woman hurriedly grabbed the bed sheet and got up, but when she reached the door, she found that besides 35 tightly closed airtight doors neatly arranged on both sides of the narrow aisle, there was no fat figure anywhere.

Just when the woman was about to call out, she suddenly remembered that she didn't know the name of the other party at all. Then, a trace of confusion rose in her eyes, she looked around at the environment that suddenly became strange, and then took a look at her naked body , burst into a miserable scream.

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Ten minutes later, when the woman was wrapped in a bed sheet and sitting in a suspended special police patrol car in disheveled clothes, Yan Diwen frowned and frowned. Tighter.

He is in his prime in his 40s, with sharp eyesight and his daughter's "education", he can tell at a glance that the pair of Chanel high heels on this blonde woman's feet are worth at least [-] credits, not to mention the Dior handbag And that set of cl women's clothes that are crumpled but still can be seen at a glance.

In other words, this is another rich girl who cannot be offended!

According to her, she only remembered that she was playing with her girlfriend in the wine in the upper Baita District last night, and she met a man when she was about to go home after two drinks. It's in the trash.

Asked if she was kidnapped by that man, shaking her head.

Is that because he was given some hallucinogen or something? He shook his head.

Do you remember what the man looked like? This time he didn’t shake his head, but the answer was like a boat in the waves. He said that he seemed to be a very handsome man, and then he said he looked like a big fat man. He even pointed at him. Not far away, the huge advertising crystal screens that can be seen everywhere in Dongdijing said that he looked almost like him. In the end, I felt embarrassed to say it, so I simply held my head and continued to cry.

Yan Diwen didn't have to look back at the nearly [-]-square-meter super-large crystal screen. The woman's confession was exactly the same as the previous one, but Yan Diwen had already tasted the pain once, so naturally she would not fall into the same pit again.

What was playing on the crystal screen was the conscription advertisement of the Federation Starship Fleet. The protagonist was none other than the most famous rich and handsome man in Tokyo, and he could even be said to be the most beautiful man on the planet—the eldest son of the Muyue family, Muyueshan.

He was dressed in a neat starship military uniform, with long eyebrows like knives, and bright eyes, as bright as stars.

He is the son of the Supreme Commander of the Federal Fleet. Yan Diwen's heart twitches. Is it true that women will have this kind of fantasy after being emotionally traumatized, hoping that the bad man is a person who lives in the sky, so it will feel more balanced?

When Yan Diwen thought that it was the first time he had seriously investigated whether Muyue Mountain had committed a crime, he wanted to slap himself twice.

The answer is of course no. Mu Yueshan was having dinner with someone. The witnesses included his father, Admiral Mu Yue Sihuai, the mayor Xue Jinyuan, and no less than ten famous socialites in Dongdijing. At that time, it was a reception specially organized for Mu Yueshan to study at the Federal Military Academy in Zurich.

"Is that person...that you?"

Faced with Yan Diwen's more subtle questioning, this time the blond beauty gave a very clear answer. <, seems to be about to drip.

Yan Diwen was completely speechless.

The woman in front of me is such a strange creature, she can't even figure out who she is sleeping with, but she can be sure that she has had sex, to be exact, she has been sexed...

The special police under him have searched this fully automated hotel run by zheng fu, and there is nothing abnormal. Because it is fully computer-hosted, and you can check in only by deducting credit points, the credit point scanner at the gate reads It's the woman's pupils and irises, which can't be explained.

I checked the optical scanning records of the human body inside the room, and the two records were only from the woman, but there was still no solution.

The only thing we know is that the suspect is very familiar with this homeless hotel in Zhabei District, so he should be from a poor area.Yan Diwen suddenly looked up and saw the high-resolution PTZ camera at the opposite intersection, pointing at it and asked, "Where's the video head, what did you find?"

One of his subordinates replied, "Boss, it's military equipment, and we don't have enough authority."

Yan Diwen scolded those authority dogs severely, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, thinking that wouldn't even his daughter get involved more than half of it?

Everyone frowned, Yan Diwen waved his hand, and motioned for his subordinates to send her back to the bureau to record a statement, then took a cigarette handed over by the deputy police officer, lit it and took a deep breath before exhaling. The turbid air that has been suffocated for a long time comes from the lungs.

"Captain Jing, this is the second incident this month. Both are blondes. People from the Eight Great Aristocratic Families definitely did it by the same person. If we don't solve the case, we won't be able to keep up with our superiors."

Yan Diwen didn't speak, but cursed secretly in his heart.

I don't know how to solve the case?This bastard who is more refined than a ghost clearly intends to cause chaos in Zhabei District. The rich chick from Baita District wants to abduct this slum area to play, and throws it in an automatic hotel commonly known as "iron pot" with ten credits a night. Li, isn't this insulting?

Yan Diwen thought that he would definitely be called to drink tea by the mayor again. Although he would not be scolded this time because he doubted Mu Yue's family, his iron-cast black eyebrows were still squeezed into the word "one".

"Close the team, let's talk when we go back!"

"Captain, don't check it again?" The deputy police chief kindly suggested, but in exchange for a scolding that he couldn't hold back.

"Check, check you chicken fork, people's quilts are hot but they can slip under our noses, do you think they are ordinary gangsters playing hooligans? Shut up the team!"

"Then do you want to issue a warrant?"

Yan Diwen looked at the deputy police chief with a dead heart. If this guy wasn't the nephew of Ou Hansheng, the deputy head of Baita District, Yan Diwen would have shot his skull open to see if there was anything inside. Stuffed with poop.

Not afraid of opponents like ghosts, but subordinates like pigs!

Yan Diwen took a few deep breaths, and said slowly, "Okay, you make arrest warrants for all the fat and handsome guys who have entered and exited the White Tower area in the entire Eastern Imperial City last night."

"Yes!" Ou Rulai reflexively wanted to salute, but suddenly realized something was wrong, "Huh?"

……

The real suspect, Fatty, was already standing outside a dilapidated wine a few kilometers away, holding a bottle of wine in his hand, humming a little tune, and walked in.

There was not a single guest in the early morning wine, and under the dimly flickering table lights, only an old man was doing cleaning work, wiping the table earnestly.

"Old man, I'm back to honor you." The fat man looked attentive.

Without raising his head, the old man asked in a muffled voice, "Doing that thing again?"

"Well," the sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy replied calmly without any hesitation on his round face, "This time it's even worse than the last time, why did you say that I'm accompanying you instead of a bed? If the entrance exam is more powerful than my little brother, I can simply enter without the exam."

A thing was like a knife, cutting towards the fat man's head with a whistling sound.

Fatty is used to seeing this, he smiled and lowered his head to avoid it, only to hear a light "puchi" sound, the thing cut directly into the wooden hall pillar behind Fatty with a depth of an inch, and in the blink of an eye, it returned to its limp appearance and hung down .

It turned out to be a dirty rag.

The old man sat on the stage and sighed as if he had nothing to do with the brave action just now.

"Cause and effect, good and evil, are destined. When you grow up, I can't control you and don't want to control you."

The fat man suddenly collapsed like a concubine, and walked to the stage pitifully and said, "No, didn't you say before that you would not stop me from taking revenge on them? Besides, those two girls are the most ruthless Baita District, Bai and Ye. A family member, I..."

The old man raised his hand to stop the young man's defense, "I just said that I would not stop, but I didn't say that I supported you in doing so. You are rich and unkind? Do you know the meaning of the word benevolence?"

The fat man shook his head and replied, "Benevolence, virtue, the way of supreme morality..."

"Fart, Ren is saying that this person is very stupid!" Before the fat man finished pulling, the old man swears, "Do you think those guys in Baita District will let you do whatever you want? What Fuburen is saying is that if a person can change Being rich is definitely the best thing!"

The fat man was dumbfounded, and wondered in his heart what happened to the old man today, his tongue is like a lotus flower!

"You are very gifted. Your physical fitness index has reached the level of an ordinary adult at the age of ten, and you are born with the pupil technique that can hypnotize others. You should use these powers where you really need them." Feeling dissatisfied, the old man continued to preach.

The young man was a little unconvinced, and muttered, "You haven't seen the true nature of those two little bastards, I just transformed myself into the tall, rich and handsome ones in the advertisement, and they couldn't wait to take off their clothes one by one. Clothes, last time the 20-year-old also said that the location I chose was weird, but she likes men with sex."

The old man interrupted him again.

"Needless to say, you passed the initial test three months ago. Today is the day for the freshman interview at the Federal Military Academy in Zurich. We have agreed before that you must take the entrance test when you turn 16. If you pass, I can pretend that none of this happened before, otherwise, don’t blame me for not allowing you to hang out with He Jiu’s idiots with muscles and no brains in the future!”

"Hey, the old man is angry. It's okay for you to scold me all the time, He Jiu, but don't get angry. It's rare for us brothers to find a drink that we like, haha."

At this moment, a thick male voice came from the door.

The wine door was pushed open at some point, and a big black man as strong as an iron tower was standing there laughing with his arms around a seductive girl with plump buttocks.

"Ninth brother! Why are you here at this time?"

There was a hint of joy on the fat man's face, and he greeted him with a smile.

"Aren't you going to take the entrance exam of the Chicken Feather College today? Nine Brothers are here to give you a chance to show off your courage. You must fight for our brothers in Zhabei District and let those in Baita District take the exam. The grandchildren of the rich family of Ruandangui know how powerful they are, and we also have talents in Zhabei District!"

He Jiu didn't know where he came from, and he spoke with a southern accent and a northern accent, and couldn't pronounce the last two words correctly, so he insisted that he was a yin talent, and he didn't know if it was intentional.

"It turns out that Brother Nine also wants me to study." The fat man was a little frustrated, and his head drooped instantly.

He Jiu didn't care, and pushed the girl whose curves in her bosom were too bumpy. Obviously, the injection of artificial plastic injection greatly exceeded the normal dose, pushed the girl in front of the fat man, and said carelessly, "Brother, you are going to pass the exam. Brother Jiu will help you!" Your grandfather sent you a gift, the thief is the best."

He Jiu lowered his voice for the last few words, with an expression that you can understand after trying.

The fat man glanced again at the "beauty" who was constantly raising eyebrows at him, and from time to time rubbed against him with a plump mountain, and secretly slandered, this Nima is the best, so the two girls I have fucked are fairies La?

The words cannot be said clearly, the fat man giggled dryly, and just about to say a few polite words, the old man in the stage spoke.

"He Jiu, I welcome you to drink, if you talk nonsense before you're drunk, be careful and I'll throw you out."

The old man's words were as flimsy as his figure, but the muscular black man seemed extremely afraid, and immediately restrained himself a bit, dragging the girl who still refused to give up teasing the fat man to the place like a chicken. behind myself.

"Okay, okay, listen to your old man, let me keep it first, and you can come and pick it up at any time, little fat. Come on, Brother Nine heard that there are mixed bathers on the starship."

He Jiu made a fuss and walked away laughing.

The old man finished packing the wine and started to pack his things. The fat man was a little strange, and only after asking did he find out that the old man planned to go on a long trip.

"Master, you chose to go away at this time. It's okay if I get admitted to the college. If I don't pass the exam, I won't even have a nest, so I don't have to draw my salary from the bottom of the pot to be so desperate?"

The old man still didn't raise his head, and said, "Seeing as you can say the word 'drain from the bottom', I won't scold you for lack of ambition."

After asking for a few words, he refused to say where he was going and when he would return. It seemed that the old man was determined to cut off his escape route. The fat man had no choice but to mutter a few words in a low voice to protest, then turned and walked behind the bar. In his own room, looking at the books in the room, he started to be in a daze.

The entrance exam for the Federal Military Academy in Zurich is at nine o'clock, so there is still plenty of time.The last time the old man went out was probably five or six years ago, and he hadn't seen anyone for a full month. If He Jiu hadn't discovered the fat man in his early teens, he would have been so hungry that he wished he could cut off the fat on his body and roast it.

There is another inhumane thing, that is, ever since the fat man became sensible, the old man forced him to read books.

Even if he messes with He Jiu and the others all day during the day, lifts the table of the host's house, kicks the gate of the west's house, he doesn't care, as long as the fat man completes what he told him to do-reading, then everything is easy to talk about.

Once he had a fight with someone, and he came back bleeding from the beating. The old man sewed five stitches for him in silence, and kicked him into the study as before.

The fat man has never figured out why he has to read the old books in that room that could be sold as antiques more than 100 years ago when he can see a huge collection of books from the Federal Public Library with just a portable terminal.

"Book of Changes", "Lianshan", "The Doctrine of the Mean"...there are hundreds of books, none of which speak well. The fat man was dizzy and almost vomited, and he barely passed the old man's test by memorizing them.Fatty's favorites are the ones placed in the farthest corners, Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, and his favorite Jin Ping Mei.

It was very strange that the old man knew the existence of these books, but he pretended not to have seen them, and he ignored them and was not included in the long list of books for examination.

The fat man was bored one day, so he checked on the reading terminal and found that [-]% of the old man’s books were not in the public library of the federation, especially after entering the word Jin Ping Mei, the terminal immediately triggered an alarm, prompting that it violated ** registration, This result finally made him a little more interested in reading, which directly caused the Jin Ping Mei to almost fall off the page.

Re-opening the Jin Ping Mei, thinking that once admitted to the Federal Military Academy in Zurich, the fat man would definitely not be able to take this book with him, the fat man felt a little lost.After careful consideration, he tore off a page from the book and secretly put it in his arms.

Nima can't bring in the whole book, a piece of paper is always fine.

Before hiding it, he admired it again. It was an illustration, a beautiful woman was sitting on a raised swing, her legs were spread wide, and a man with his back to the audience whose face couldn't be seen was sticking out his hips.

The artist has profound skills, and in just a few strokes, he has outlined the slender and fluttering clothes vividly. Although it is a static painting of freeze-frame, the person in the painting is as realistic as if he will fly out of a swing at any time.

In the past, the fat man didn't know the connotation of this picture. He only vaguely guessed the meaning when he grew up, and he didn't fully understand it until he got involved with the Bai family and the Ye family. It was simply a man's absurd dream.

Since the dream still needs hard work to be realized, the fat man shamelessly put the dream against his chest, and then left the room with a silly smile on his face.

When the door was closed, there was a gust of wind, and the fragile title page of Jin Ping Mei on the desk was gently blown up, revealing a four-character seal.It was his teenage heart attack, he learned the ancients in the book, and left the symbols for his beloved books. There are also private collections, and the meaning must be returned if they are lost.

Xiang Yu collects books.

The four characters are crooked and the imprints are uneven. This is the effect of the radish chapter.

……

It was 225 years of the ephemeris, and the first private book was Jin Ping Mei’s Xiang Yu, who had just turned 16 years old. According to the ancient earth’s calendar, nearly 700 years have passed since the age of Jin Ping Mei’s author, Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng. .

With the development of science and technology, it is now an era where physical fitness index and spiritual power are respected. The word earth, with its decline and abandonment many years ago, has long been annihilated in the long river of history and has become one of the new human habitats—— A simple code in the Great Federal Library of Crimson Star, only remembered by a few people in the world.

The earth, the hometown I can never return to.

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ps: The book has been bought out, and the possibility of being a eunuch is extremely small. If the eunuch becomes a eunuch, the only possibility is that I won the special prize of the double se ball, and then all of them died...