Fake Mechanic

() Two minutes later, at exactly nine o'clock, the examiner spoke, and the sound was like a bell, and it spread throughout the training ground, which was the size of three football fields, without a microphone, and his vital capacity was amazing.

"Everyone knows why you came here, but who can stay is not determined by the confidence in your heart, let alone what I said. Let me remind you now that today's 300 people will only stay in the end. Three are not impossible, you don't need to think that the academy is too harsh, or the fate is too cruel, because for the selected candidates, whether it is defending the White Tower or stepping on the starship, it will be the most worthwhile exchange for your life in your life. Glory! Presumably, what is the purpose of the academy that has never changed since its establishment, you all know it well?"

290 Nine voices answered in unison: "Destroy the empire, conquer the stars!"

Except for Xiang Yu who was standing at the back in a dawdly manner, with his hand on his chest pocket, he was savoring the wonderful content of the portrait, drooling and smirking.

"Although the empire has been defeated by our predecessors, and the rest of the party is weak, as long as the White Tower stands for one day, the Federation starship will never stop sailing towards the unknown universe!"

The pre-examination mobilization of the examiner was not in vain. Everyone was full of fighting spirit and blood, except for Fatty. To him, it was none of my business whether the White Tower would not fall, and whether the empire existed or not. The old man forced me, so the pigs will come here to brainwash your military for three years!

With this thought in mind, the examiner's next mobilization speech was even more deaf, and he didn't listen to it at all.

The first stage of the exam is not a written test or an interview, but a mental test and a physical test in turn.This was made public by the academy. According to the introduction of the examiner Zheng Yuan, it was just a walk around the two newly built barracks next to the training ground.On the left is the physical test, on the right is the mental test.

Xiang Yubai, who was the last one in the row, stood bored, wishing to sit on the ground with a cigarette in his mouth and watch the show slowly, but everyone stood up straight, it was not good to stand alone, so he had to look forward to reading and hope those pioneers The person who goes in for the test will be dismissed earlier, so don't keep him waiting.

As rumored by the outside world, the examiner did not make false threats. More than 50 people in front quickly went in and came out one by one, but none of them passed. I wiped my tears.

Damn, as for the little brother who was eunuched, the fat man is very puzzled. The word honor that those people value is as far away as Sirius in the constellation Canis Major to him.

The examiner Zheng Yuan's face is not good-looking, not because he thinks those young people are pitiful, but he just laments that today's younger generation lives a comfortable life, and their quality is far inferior to the time when he first entered the academy. Those who meet the minimum physical fitness index requirements and have the potential for spiritual development are really a shameful peaceful age.

300 people, 31 rows, and three out of ten columns, and finally a person came out. Unlike the others, he was holding a light blue card with the number "1" in his hand.

The phalanx, which was already faintly shaking, finally couldn't hold it back anymore, and there were discussions all over the place. Feng Cheng stood on tiptoe and looked at it for a while. The number one turned out to be a girl with a ponytail. She had a beautiful face, but she was as cold as ice.Only then did the fat man notice that among the 3000 people, there were quite a few girls, the older ones were in their early twenties, and the younger ones were just in their prime.

Girl No. [-] was thin and thin, but she was a typical Princess Taiping even though she was pretty. I couldn't help but sigh, Brother Nine, it wouldn't be interesting to bathe with people of this size, it's better to hug a wooden board in the swimming pool, at least it can float.

The 16-year-old fat man has tasted porn for two times, and now he almost relies on it for everything. Fortunately, there is no machine to test his mental health, otherwise he will definitely lose his reputation.

While thinking wildly, the crowd rioted again, and another person came out with a blue card.

This time Xiang Yu recognized it.

It was the little girl who shot Muyueshan.

In fact, there are not a few people in the crowd who have recognized Muyue Mountain early on. It’s just that the boys and girls who applied for the Federal Military Academy in Zurich all have confidence and arrogance in their hearts. Ignoring the dazzling halo behind him, coupled with the invisible restraint of the serious atmosphere of the college's exam, that's why there was no fan incident on the light rail before.

Now that Muyueshan passed the test successfully and got the blue card that everyone coveted, the voice of feeling that the grapes are very sour immediately rang out.

"He's from Muyue's family, the son of the commander-in-chief of the fleet, so it's not surprising that he can survive."

"Well, it is estimated that someone has greeted them in advance, but there are only one out of a hundred."

"Shut up!" The examiner Zheng Yuan finally spoke, "Anyone who doubts the impartiality of the academy will be directly disqualified!"

The audience was silent for a moment, the boring fat man scratched his ears, and he didn't care about everything around him. He knew very well that the meritocracy of the Federal Military Academy in Zurich, which has been famous for hundreds of years, has never been tarnished by others, or he would like to believe that The honorary dean of the college and the character of Mu Yue Sihuai, the current commander-in-chief of the Federation Fleet, Mu Yueshan definitely passed the test by his own ability!

People want to engage in nepotism, so why bother to act in this play and spoil yourself in front of others, just come to class directly.

Xiang Yu flattened his lips, but the Muyue family members are all stupid, if the young master had this background, he would have been exempted from the entrance examination, why bother so much?

He stretched his numb legs, and accidentally saw Mu Yueshan's expressionless face staring straight ahead and talking next to his ear, which was a little strange. Looking closer, the fat man smiled.

Although Mu Yueshan was calm, the small movement of biting his lower lip still could not escape Fatty's eyes.

This idiot, let them gossip, you deserve the number "2", you really obey the old saying, you are a house and a rot, your future is uncertain; you are a mother and a second, your future is dangerous.

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Half a day passed, and eight of the ten rows had gone, and it was about to be his turn. The fat man looked at the row of passers holding blue cards in front of the phalanx. There were not many words to describe it, but he couldn't help feeling a little worried.

This is 300 people. In the age of the earth mentioned in the ancient books, they could perform a bloody battle at Hot Spring Pass. Could it be that the assessment this year is much stricter than previous years?

Impossible, even that little bitch Mu Yueshan can pass the test, so I shouldn't have a big problem.

Just as the small drum was beating in his heart, the second-to-last person next to him seemed to see something funny and couldn't help it, so he burst out laughing.

While laughing, that person seemed to know Fatty very well, nudged the row of passers-by with his mouth, and whispered to him, "Look at those guys, except for the first passer Xiao Feng'er, the second Are Muyue Mountain and the last one all crooked, face first when they were born?"

Fatty is also acquainted, and he is worried about being bored and depressed. If someone strikes up a conversation, there is no reason not to pick it up. He immediately replied with a smile, "Oh my god, brother, your words are poisonous, but I like it."

In fact, the fat man had already discovered that among the eight people who passed the test, some of them had rough looks.

Number three standing next to Muyue Mountain, boy, you forgot to wear your eyes when you went out today, why did I see two lines under your eyebrows.

Twins No. [-] and No. [-], the faces of the two brothers carved out of the same mold, are just a long bamboo pole and a short bamboo pole, as if they could fall over if the wind blows.

No. [-] is a strong black charcoal head, and the white teeth in the grin are crystal clear. I don't know if he is happy after passing the test or it is a free toothpaste advertisement. In short, his lips have never been closed.

No. [-] is the face of the masses, without any characteristics, the kind that you have to watch again after seeing it, but you still can't remember it.

Seeing No. [-], the fat man's eyes stopped. It is undeniable that even he who has tasted the taste of big and small winds was a little moved.

It was a brash white-haired stunner whose every pore was buzzing, not to mention those ecstatic peach blossom eyes, but that pure and innocent childlike face that seemed to know no dangers in the world. Against the background of the gracefully grasped waist, it is even more thrilling, it is simply the best commentary for a certain word.

"Young Yan Juru, isn't it?" The person next to him seemed to have seen through Fatty's heart, seeing that his gaze was still and unmoving, he added with a smile.

The fat man wanted to hook his shoulders and call him a good brother. This well-informed man is obviously a person in this way. The fat man turned his head, intending to formally introduce himself and make him a friend.

But before the words came out, people froze

What a speechless face is [-] centimeters in front of him. Fatty only hates himself for not making preparations earlier, and the hatred of seeing each other suddenly turns into sadness. He wants to laugh, but he has to hold back. It is rare to meet such a face Funny guy, you can't ruin the follow-up friendship, after some hard work, your facial features are almost in shock.

Don't blame Fatty, if you look at half of his face, the one next to him, with straight eyebrows and bright eyes, is simply a starship fighter among handsome guys, but the two lips hanging under his nose smashed all the painstaking plans of his parents.

If the fat man was so hungry, he would definitely roast and eat those two sausages, absolutely!

Nima, do you want to look like this!

"Sausage" seemed to have misunderstood the fat man's facial expression, and took the initiative to comfort him, "Brother, you don't know the origin of No. On the planet that the fleet conquered, she is from Bailingxing. Don't look at her childish face, but Bailingxing is born with white hair and has a cold personality. If it is not for the purpose of carrying on the family line, women will never pretend to be arrogant to any man se, and they have special physiques, many men can't even survive the first night, and even a handsome man like me doesn't have the confidence to conquer her, I advise you to give up your extravagance."

Fatty's facial features were in distress again. Sausage seemed to have almost blind confidence in his appearance. Fatty couldn't bear to attack the cornerstone of his survival and decided to continue to endure.

"Well, speaking of which, how do you know the names of Xiao Feng'er and Tianxia Ruoxue? Also, from your tone, you are quite sure about the first test. Now it seems that you got a few hundred points. One-in-one chance, do you have a certain way to win?"

The sausage shook his head seriously. Even a blind man could see his handsome heart. If the fat man was so curious, he would have turned his face away. I have seen sausages before, but I have never seen a handsome sausage. I am really afraid of being laughed at. .

"Who am I? I know everything about the Crimson Orange Star."

The fat man knew that the next sentence was from heaven, he knew half of it, but Sausage deliberately hid half of what he said, so he pretended to be stupid.

Fatty is finally happy, this guy is even worse than that little sissy of Muyueshan, he still flattered with a smile, "I know you know most of the things in the sky, but you still haven't answered my question .”

This is also what Fatty is most worried about. If he can’t pass the first test, he can take the suspended light rail to go home for only [-] credits, but the key is to lose face. Old man, He Jiu, a group of brothers in Zhabei District, I don’t know if it will be a joke a whole year by myself.

Possibly a lifetime!

Seeing the worried look of the fat man, Sausage shook his head and said, "Although so many people were wiped out in the first level, if you know the test content of the second level, you will definitely feel that the two items of physical fitness index and spiritual potential are pediatrics! "

Seeing that the sausage spoke in such a serious manner, the fat man was dumbfounded, and after a while he came back to his senses and muttered, "Hey, you still haven't answered my question for a long time."

The two sets of Tai Chi came and went again and again, the queue of people waiting for the assessment became shorter and shorter, and in a blink of an eye it was time for the sausage to play.

Sausage, who wanted to continue talking, stopped full of regret, lowered his head and straightened his clothes seriously, turned around and said solemnly, "Brother, I will go first, I have a hunch, you and I will definitely see you again!"

The fat man knew that he meant to wish him a pass, but these sincere words came out from the gap between the two sausages, and somehow changed completely.

You are not going to the guillotine, go to your sister first, the devil will see you again!Not right, bah bah bah!

The fat man waved his hand casually, as a response to Sausage, but he didn't know how many words he cursed in his heart.

There are second-hand goods every year, especially today!

When he thought that if he passed the test, he would stand among the group of "strange things" opposite him, Fatty even felt that spending twenty credits to pack himself home was not so unacceptable.

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ps: It costs money to pack fat people, but it doesn’t cost money to collect books, and it also improves character.